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Harry Potter is actually Star Wars
Dislexic
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I mean, think about it. Everything is being laid out right in front of you.
Lord Voldemort - Emperor Palpatine, obviously. Pure Evil, right from the start.
Harry Potter - Luke Skywalker, who is shut away for years and years from his real heritage, basically to have a life of physical slave labor, only to find out what's really going on and bust the hell out of there. Only parents they knew were killed, and both are thought to be the one that brings balance to the force/magical world.
Albus Dumbledore - Obi-Wan Kenobi. Teaches Harry Potter to take out the other side (including a former student of Dumbledore's). Gets his stupid ass killed. "If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can imagine" becomes "There are things worse than death, Tom"
Ron Weasley - Who else? Chewie. Tall as a motherfuck, makes lots of funny noises, and most of the time, you haven't the foggiest what the fuck they're saying.
Hermione Granger - Leia. Hot, sweet, sexy Leia. Bbbbrrrrrraaaaaawwwwrrrgggghh. Yeah, that's it baby, put on that metal bikini for me.
Fred and George Weasley - Now, here you may not agree with me, but I'm going to call these guys both Han Solo. Why? Because they're both fucking badasses with a smart ass whit, that's why. These guys tear it up in book 5 more than anybody. Cover fire so you can shoot a torpedo into a 2m wide opening? Nah, you need the Marauder's Map and a batch of You-No-Poo, the constipation sensation that's gripping the nation.
Peter Pettigrew IT'S TIME. IT'S VADER TIME. Servant of the dark lord, loses his hand, and [spoiler:a8cce56c51]Eventually redeems himself, at least that's what she's hinting at.[/spoiler:a8cce56c51] I know it's kind of a weak ass argument for him to be fucking vader, but hey, it all fits.
Books 3-4 are like episode 4 (I don't like to talk about books 1&2 if I can help it. Better yet, I'll just stick those in as the prequels, because it was all fluff and no major substance, except an occasional cool fight scene, or a pod race or something). At first, Leia's all like "Oh I'm just a princess, flyboy, rescue me" but by the end, she's wanting to get it stuck somewhere, and she don't care where. Shit gets kinda hectic, but in the end, the rebellion still has hope
Books 5-6 are definitely the Empire of the series. End on majorly bad notes. I mean, Han goes away in book 5, and things just go to shit.
Book 7 is definitely going to be the Jedi. No more master for Luke, time to get out there and do it on your own instead of whining about it and acting like a total dick.
On an entirely separate note, I've seen the OOTP trailer, and (1) holy fuck they fucked up how the DA gets to the ministry, (2) is Voldemort wearing a fucking mask or some shit? (3) Goddamnit, if they fuck up the Tonks character and either make her not hot or act dumb as shit instead of lovably cute and clumsy, then I'm going to snap this fucking director's neck so he can't ever fuck up another book movie.
Lord Voldemort - Emperor Palpatine, obviously. Pure Evil, right from the start.
Harry Potter - Luke Skywalker, who is shut away for years and years from his real heritage, basically to have a life of physical slave labor, only to find out what's really going on and bust the hell out of there. Only parents they knew were killed, and both are thought to be the one that brings balance to the force/magical world.
Albus Dumbledore - Obi-Wan Kenobi. Teaches Harry Potter to take out the other side (including a former student of Dumbledore's). Gets his stupid ass killed. "If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can imagine" becomes "There are things worse than death, Tom"
Ron Weasley - Who else? Chewie. Tall as a motherfuck, makes lots of funny noises, and most of the time, you haven't the foggiest what the fuck they're saying.
Hermione Granger - Leia. Hot, sweet, sexy Leia. Bbbbrrrrrraaaaaawwwwrrrgggghh. Yeah, that's it baby, put on that metal bikini for me.
Fred and George Weasley - Now, here you may not agree with me, but I'm going to call these guys both Han Solo. Why? Because they're both fucking badasses with a smart ass whit, that's why. These guys tear it up in book 5 more than anybody. Cover fire so you can shoot a torpedo into a 2m wide opening? Nah, you need the Marauder's Map and a batch of You-No-Poo, the constipation sensation that's gripping the nation.
Peter Pettigrew IT'S TIME. IT'S VADER TIME. Servant of the dark lord, loses his hand, and [spoiler:a8cce56c51]Eventually redeems himself, at least that's what she's hinting at.[/spoiler:a8cce56c51] I know it's kind of a weak ass argument for him to be fucking vader, but hey, it all fits.
Books 3-4 are like episode 4 (I don't like to talk about books 1&2 if I can help it. Better yet, I'll just stick those in as the prequels, because it was all fluff and no major substance, except an occasional cool fight scene, or a pod race or something). At first, Leia's all like "Oh I'm just a princess, flyboy, rescue me" but by the end, she's wanting to get it stuck somewhere, and she don't care where. Shit gets kinda hectic, but in the end, the rebellion still has hope
Books 5-6 are definitely the Empire of the series. End on majorly bad notes. I mean, Han goes away in book 5, and things just go to shit.
Book 7 is definitely going to be the Jedi. No more master for Luke, time to get out there and do it on your own instead of whining about it and acting like a total dick.
On an entirely separate note, I've seen the OOTP trailer, and (1) holy fuck they fucked up how the DA gets to the ministry, (2) is Voldemort wearing a fucking mask or some shit? (3) Goddamnit, if they fuck up the Tonks character and either make her not hot or act dumb as shit instead of lovably cute and clumsy, then I'm going to snap this fucking director's neck so he can't ever fuck up another book movie.
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Way to go Carl Jung.
Didn;t the author say that this next book would be the end for the series?
chair to Creation and then suplex the Void.
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did you need to quote the whole thing?
(if you changed something key or something like that and i missed it i appologize)
Dusty, dusty balls.
wait i mean HARRY POTTER IS GAY
I wash my balls with a rag on a stick.
What kind of soap do you use?
I think Snape will die protecting Harry in the next book. Possibly his last words will be "I'm sorry, Harry"
What the fuck is soap?
Everybody knows that Sirius is the Vader figure. :roll:
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oh okay
Yeah. That's going to be my answer.
we're still cool though
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I was hoping you knew./
XBox LIVE: Bogestrom | Destiny
PSN: Bogestrom
Which testicle is the rebel base hiding on?
Left nut busts first.
IT BURNS THROUGH ALL BUT CORTOSIS VAGINAS
Is that really your best excuse for still being a virgin?
Connect this to Harry Potter.
Look man
If your mom was less loose I might have been able to count her.
you post in there more than the GV mods do