[Let's Play?] Graffiti Kingdom

Kaseius

GRAFFITI KINGDOM



Graffiti Kingdom is an action-RPG for the PS2 where you can create your own characters to play as. It features terrible voice acting. Apparently, for Touhou fans, it also has Reimu.

Reimu Hakurei from the Touhou Project makes an official appearance as "Flying Maiden", as Touhou's creator was involved in the production of Graffiti Kingdom.

ZUN worked for Taito, which I totally forgot. Fascinating! Anyway, I don't really have much more to say.

SETS!

Set 1

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Set 2

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Set 2.5

Diary of Bazooka Harwell wrote:

Destruction, death, despair – Bazooka was no stranger to love. He knew the rules, and so did I. Unfortunately, Afro Spice was unaware of these rules and Bazooka had to give her up. Forging forward on his own path, searching for his nephew Josh, he drove all day and all night. He ran so far away. Unfortunately for Bazooka, he couldn’t get away.

“What’s going on in this city?” Bazooka questioned in his own mind as he approached the once beautiful Graffiti Kingdom. A million questions were racing through his mind like a half million crazy taxis fighting over a quarter million urgent customers. Bazooka had been witness to the end of one city already; nothing changes ‘cause it’s all the same – it all just happens again way down the line.

Bazooka waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were devils in the kingdom. He didn’t see them, but had expected them now for minutes. His warnings to Josh Harwell were not listened to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway. Bazooka was a taxi driver for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the taxis and he said to dad “I want to be on the taxis daddy.” Dad said “No! You will BE KILL BY LEVEES” There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the graffiti kingdom base of the graffiti kingdom he knew there were devils. “This is Pixel” the radio crackered. “You must fight the devils!” So Bazooka gotted his taxi cab and blew up the kingdom gates. “HE GOING TO KILL US” said the devils “I will shoot at him” said the Evil Devil and he fired the evil I got nothing clever. Bazooka taxied at him and tried to taxi him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill. “No! I must taxi the devils” he shout The radio said “No, Bazooka. You are the devils” And then Bazooka was a devil.

And in an instant, his life was changed. All of the structure of being a human had instantly shattered – bones gone, coherence vanished, and most of all: horrible modeling. This didn’t stop Bazooka, however. He knew what he had to do: join Pixel in his quest to restore Graffiti Kingdom back to its original state. Perhaps, if the Evil Devil was stopped, then Bazooka could be restored to his normal state.

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Set 3

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Part 5

Part 6

Set 4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwvXtyP0cGI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65kkSnSXu-c

set 5: Starring Punfookl from Youtube

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtaoFO8Ul_Q
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Px7xqA6ZItI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKXdDRLr_sk

set 5.5

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34gOwoLwLdM

Feel free to thank Xtarath; I wasn't planning on making a thread but he did most of the work.

Raiden333

Just finished s1p1, this should be hilarious.

Hahahahaha, "Oh, no. No. Really? No. I'm supposed to fight demons with this?"

Kaseius

I forgot to mention -- from set02 and on, I think? I changed the voice acting to MY OWN. I couldn't stand that badness.

Big Classy

hahahaha, best laugh I've had in aaaages. Almost all the last few parts start with you dying! Love the Bayonetta lookalike character you created.

Raiden333

Ok, I am literally tearing up from laughter at your first creature (the smirking green potato)

edit: Tim is totally awesome, and gives new meaning to "one legged man in an asskicking contest"

edit2: Poor Tim's Pickle Foot sounds like a band name.

Kris_xK

My god, this is going to be so good.

randombattle

I wonder why everything Kaseius draws ends up horribly monstrous with long spindly limbs.

Raiden333

Kas, I want you to voice act an entire game.

cooljammer00

"Uh, I don't have a voice for him"

Stranger Danger

Why do you create these monsters, Kasesius?

WHYYYYYYY

Lucedes

Is this... is this game related to Magic Pengel, by any chance? They MUST be, they're both Taito.

'Cause I played the everliving daylights out of that game. It was awesome, in an awful way.

randombattle

Lucedes wrote: »

Is this... is this game related to Magic Pengel, by any chance? They MUST be, they're both Taito.

'Cause I played the everliving daylights out of that game. It was awesome, in an awful way.

If I recall this is sort of a sequel.

Raiden333

Ohgodno reminds me of this comic:

Raiden333

Oh god, you just created Slenderman.

edit: hahahaha, the way he runs

elliotw2

Some people have too much time on their hands with this game. There is an archive of creations made in this game, all of which make Kaseius's monsters look even worse.

Example:

cooljammer00

So this game is all sorts of awful, but is there actually a way to get a humanoid that doesn't walk like he is possessed?

Kaseius

cooljammer00 wrote: »

So this game is all sorts of awful, but is there actually a way to get a humanoid that doesn't walk like he is possessed?

Yeah, I'd probably just need to properly draw him instead of trying to be clever and make them separate pieces.

elliotw2

cooljammer00 wrote: »

So this game is all sorts of awful, but is there actually a way to get a humanoid that doesn't walk like he is possessed?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItIq66yOzow

Youtube says yes

cooljammer00

Ah, I figured that, with any creator tool, with enough time there would be fantastic creations. It just seems so unwieldy.

Kaseius

That Toon Snake he made seems to look a lot better than Viewtiful Joe-Oh-Man-My-Legs-are-Stretching

randombattle

Kaseius wrote: »

cooljammer00 wrote: »

So this game is all sorts of awful, but is there actually a way to get a humanoid that doesn't walk like he is possessed?

Yeah, I'd probably just need to properly draw him instead of trying to be clever and make them separate pieces.

Actually Kaseius you seem to have it all wrong. Your characters should be made of tons and tons of parts the more the better usually.

Rather then drawing stuff on its better to make it a part.

Then you can do stuff like this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pa8Vomh9Fo0


There seems to be a few tutorials on youtube about making stuff that isn't totally monstrous.

elliotw2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fretH9d8Z0I

Here you go Kaseius, if you have spare time

Kaseius

Thanks; I'll definitely check it out tomorrow. I'm rendering some episodes right now and then setting them to upload before I pass out for the night. If you folks are staying up and want some really awkward next set, feel free to keep an eye on the YT page.

Basil

Nice job breaking it, hero.

Bartholamue

Man, I got this a week after it came out and I still haven't spent any time with it.

Kaseius

s04:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwvXtyP0cGI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65kkSnSXu-c

Darth_Mogs

About to watch Set 4. Dear God, so many monsters.

So many.

Edit: Oh god, and Rainbow Bear. What have you done?!

randombattle

Another set another horrible abomination to mankind....

Oh Kaseius you know the yellow line when you are drawing auto completes stuff so you don't have to match the lines up together by hand. I kept doing that when I first started this and it sometimes decides to delete everything when you cross lines so it's best to use the yellow line.

Kaseius

s05: Starring Punfookl from Youtube

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtaoFO8Ul_Q
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Px7xqA6ZItI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKXdDRLr_sk

Darth_Mogs

Great set! Good to see your Mad Sciencing was relegated to simply destroying Bazooka's legs further this time. >.> One of these days, he'll run correctly. One of these days.

Are we going to see what the line pen is next set? I assume a pen that only draws straight lines?

ChrisDude

Kaseius, you are consistently wonderful.

This game is completely ridiculous. I feel like they made an awesome concept with the painting of your own character and stuff, and then they made the most mediocre game they could and wrapped it around that.

And then you made some horrid abominations and ripped their wold in twain.

Toxic Pickle

By all that is unholy in the world, what have you done Kaseius.

I need a Tim avatar pic, stat.

Kaseius

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34gOwoLwLdM

Sorry, guys, it'll be a bit for the next one.

PikaPuff

this thread appropriate to link my two videos of my penis creations?

Kaseius

PikaPuff wrote: »

this thread appropriate to link my two videos of my penis creations?

in graffiti kingdom or pengel? sure, why not? just put 'em in spoilers, I guess!

TehSpectre

I think the voice is worse than anything you've created thus far.

That's some feat, Kas.

PikaPuff

NSFW: My Graffiti Kingdom Penis Heroes:

Level 16, Earlier Type, Melee: http://pikapuff.com/videos/graffitikingdomwang.wmv

Level 33, Later Type, Projectile: http://pikapuff.com/videos/graffitikingdomwangshot.wmv

Xtarath

If anyone's interested, Kaseius is livestreaming the demo for Yakuza, and soon will be playing Heavy Rain.

http://www.livestream.com/kaseius/old

cooljammer00

Yikes, can't watch Heavy Rain cause I'm in the middle of playing it.

Darth_Mogs

Xtarath wrote: »

If anyone's interested, Kaseius is livestreaming the demo for Yakuza, and soon will be playing Heavy Rain.

http://www.livestream.com/kaseius/old

Same deal again going on now, only this time it's Resonance of Fate, and then probably Heavy Rain again.

BloodySloth

I just finished watching set 1. This is an amazing thing. Tim the mutant smirking pickle animates surprisingly well.