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(I'm borrowing some of this from Bale)
Same drill as before. This is where we discuss all things about the show, from crazy theories (Purgatory, Batman vs. Stephen King's Gunslinger universe, etc.) to news about upcoming shows and everything in between.
All rules from previous LOST threads apply here. (Like the one about waiting for me to make the next one when this reaches 100 pages. ) This is an on-topic thread, so please don't troll. Use spoiler-tags for things that occurred in the latest episode, grace-period is one week after airing. Some of you have been a little lax on this when posting a running commentary, please stop or you will be infracted. Also, please keep the inane arguing down to a minimum. Nobody wins internet arguments against fools.
Clarification: There was discussion in the last thread about posting spoilers from the next-episode teasers. Please DO NOT post these without spoiler-tags. A lot of forumers skip those so if it happens again, you'll receive an infraction. Thanks -B.
LOST POINTS - by Lord Dave
Lost Points for episode 6.01 & 6.02, "LA X"
Lost Points for episode 6.03, "What Kate Does"
Lost Points for episode 6.04, "The Substitute"
Lost Points for episode 6.05, "Lighthouse"
Lost points for episode #6.06, "Sundown"
Other Links:
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LOST - Official ABC site
Vincent's Doggie Bloggie
The LOST Points Archive (by Lord Dave and Tasteticle)
Previously on Lost
How can I be an asshole today starring John Locke
How can I be an asshole to Hurley today starring Benjamin Linus
LOST Untangled with muppet Pierre Chang
The Final Season of LOST as Seen by Someone Who Has Never Seen LOST
GO! : [
Same drill as before. This is where we discuss all things about the show, from crazy theories (Purgatory, Batman vs. Stephen King's Gunslinger universe, etc.) to news about upcoming shows and everything in between.
All rules from previous LOST threads apply here. (Like the one about waiting for me to make the next one when this reaches 100 pages. ) This is an on-topic thread, so please don't troll. Use spoiler-tags for things that occurred in the latest episode, grace-period is one week after airing. Some of you have been a little lax on this when posting a running commentary, please stop or you will be infracted. Also, please keep the inane arguing down to a minimum. Nobody wins internet arguments against fools.
Clarification: There was discussion in the last thread about posting spoilers from the next-episode teasers. Please DO NOT post these without spoiler-tags. A lot of forumers skip those so if it happens again, you'll receive an infraction. Thanks -B.
LOST POINTS - by Lord Dave
Lost Points for episode 6.01 & 6.02, "LA X"
-10 Already sick of her dumb face just from the recap and the previously and the flashback to the recap points for Kate
-5 Making us watch Juliet die another 3 or 4 times points for Recap and Previously and Flashback
-2 The X is for XTREME points for Dumb Title
-5 Hey thanks for spoiling Boone and Claire for me points for DVR Summary
+1 Oh man things are subtly different but I don't remember the first episode well enough to really notice any of it points for Guess It's Lostpedia Time
+5 Kissy kissy face points for Jungle Fever
+1 Frogurt points for Frogurt
-2 Why is he bleeding I don't get it points for Bleeding
+4 What the WHAT points for Desmond
+5 Darling it's betta points for The Island
-4 Clumsy-ass pickpocket points for Kate
-3 Take a pass on this one, dude points for Jim Henson's Slightly Younger Sawyer Babies
+3 Woo Artz points for Artz
+1 Likes chicken points for Hurley
+? I guess he's lucky now? points for Hurley
-2 Alright get a room points for Jungle Fever
-2 Aw he's a dick again points for Jin
+2 Douche points for Boone
+? I guess Shannon doesn't come back? points for Shannon
+2 Bad choice of words, dude points for Pulling Boone's Leg
+2 Bad move, dude points for Boone Bets On Locke
+2 Badass door kickery points for Sayid
-2 Who could the guy with the Drive Shaft ring on be I am in so much suspense OH SHI- points for No Duh
+10 Yaaaay points for Charlie Even If He's Possibly Dead Already
-6 Way to go your petty pen theft is going to kill a man points for Kate
+2 Yay you saved the hobbit points for Jack
-5 Man I was supposed to be a tragic hero and now I'm just a skeez again thanks a LOT points for Charlie
+3 WHERE DESMOND points for DESMOND
+5 We were "asleep" points for Jungle Fever
+3 Don't fuck with my dad, airline! points for Jack
+1 Murderer point for Customs
-2 Aw man don't fall for that points for The Old Prisoner-Has-To-Pee Routine
-2 Remind me again why I should be interested in this person getting away points for Kate
+3 Elevator sass points for Sawyer
-2 Boo don't help the murderer points for Sawyer
+2 I am in the business of mind your own business points for Jin
+1 Stone cold points for No English
+2 What are they saying they own the entire Outback? points for Outback Steakback
+5 You TELL HER, Frogurt points for Frogurt
-10 Another 10 minutes of my life wasted watching Kate flee from all that fully deserved justice points for Kate
+2 Philosophy points for Locke
-2 Here we go again points for NOTHING IS IRREVERSIBLE
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-10 Dur dur I'm stupid I can't hear and I'm in a tree points for Kate
-10 Dur did my stupid plan work I bet it totally did points for Jack
+1 Sonofabitch point for Jack
+5 You were WRONG points for Jack
-2 Poor angry bear points for Sawyer
+3 Super good at English now points for Jin
+2 Oh look at me I can hear now I'm so helpful points for Kate
+5 Yay I'm alive again! points for Juliet
-3 Gross points for Dying Sayid
+1 Gun point for Hurley
+1 Ability to shoot it point for Hurley
+3 Super good at dead guy conversations now points for Hurley
+5 I'm Batman points for I'm Jacob
+2 Jin doesn't swing that way dude points for Taking Hurley To The French Team's Hole
+5 Yaaaay reunited points for Juliet and Sawyer
-5 Oh, uh, uhoh points for Juliet
+2 Dead dutch date points for Juliet and Sawyer
-6 Aw dang points for No More Juliet
+1 Don't worry you can just get Miles to clarify points for Last Words
+5 Gonna kill a sumbitch points for Sawyer
+1 Get your paw off my shovel, hussy points for Sawyer
+5 Dead people plans beat Jack's dumb plans points for Hurley
-15 Hey cool I made it over the treacherous pit I'll just wander off with all the light while you guys carry the injured guy points for Kate
-5 Man ain't you ever watched Indiana Jones you gonna get bouldered points for Jack
+5 Hippies??? points for Others Part 3: The Hippiening
+4 Man why did I get stuck with the dirt Other points for Carol or Whoever
-3 Man you busted my ankh points for Not Very Good Hippies
+5 Roll call! points for You All Everybody
+1 Here point for Cook Poo
-2 Seriously what is with these hippies points for Hippies
-3 Seriously, a giant hourglass, seriously points for Giant Hourglass
+3 Drown him in the magic pond points for This'll Probably Work
-10 Man you said you understood the risks why you trippin' points for Jack
+2 Oh uh... didn't work. Our bad. No refunds points for Magic Brown Hippy Lazarus Pit
-20 Stop doing CPR Jack, you can't bring him back that's never worked for you before and never will ever points for Kate You Bitch I Can't Even Believe It Even After 6 Years Of This Jesus Christ
+5 This guy is totally good at English points for Sherlock Hurley
-1 Racist point for Asian Hippy
+10 Haha burn points for Jacob's Dead
+5 Quickly, fortify Hippy Helm's Deep against the coming of some stuff points for Action Hippies
+2 Makin' a date with his dead buddy points for Hurley
+2 Suffer on a rock points for Jack
+5 Hey guys what'd I miss points for Ras Al'Sayid
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+5 Badass smokey McConvincedbentoknifeaguy points for Fake Locke
-5 Confused little bush baby points for Ben
+2 I'm cool because I say "ass" points for Frank
-4 Who are these idiots points for Others Part 2
+2 "You talk to him first" points for John
-4 I are take Ben in to see bad man points for Fatty
+5 Spooky points for Monster Locke
+1 Free points for Fatty and Friends
-6 SHOOT HIM I GUESS WHY NOT points for Seriously Who Are These Idiots
+30 Oh fuck yeah click click click points for Smoke Locke
+1 Nice try point for Fatty's Ash Circle
-1 Saddest thing you ever heard point for Locke
+10 Awesome speech points for Badlocke
+10 Rap face for Badlocke
-2 Oh shi- points for Richard
-2 Time for a rapin' points for Richard
+10 I am very disappointed in all of you points for Whoever Those People Are
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-2 Hey wait Claire wasn't even in it why was she in the credits points for Claire
-500 Steel-toed kick in the dick points for anyone who works for Time Warner or whatever company makes these shitass DVRs
-5 Making us watch Juliet die another 3 or 4 times points for Recap and Previously and Flashback
-2 The X is for XTREME points for Dumb Title
-5 Hey thanks for spoiling Boone and Claire for me points for DVR Summary
+1 Oh man things are subtly different but I don't remember the first episode well enough to really notice any of it points for Guess It's Lostpedia Time
+5 Kissy kissy face points for Jungle Fever
+1 Frogurt points for Frogurt
-2 Why is he bleeding I don't get it points for Bleeding
+4 What the WHAT points for Desmond
+5 Darling it's betta points for The Island
-4 Clumsy-ass pickpocket points for Kate
-3 Take a pass on this one, dude points for Jim Henson's Slightly Younger Sawyer Babies
+3 Woo Artz points for Artz
+1 Likes chicken points for Hurley
+? I guess he's lucky now? points for Hurley
-2 Alright get a room points for Jungle Fever
-2 Aw he's a dick again points for Jin
+2 Douche points for Boone
+? I guess Shannon doesn't come back? points for Shannon
+2 Bad choice of words, dude points for Pulling Boone's Leg
+2 Bad move, dude points for Boone Bets On Locke
+2 Badass door kickery points for Sayid
-2 Who could the guy with the Drive Shaft ring on be I am in so much suspense OH SHI- points for No Duh
+10 Yaaaay points for Charlie Even If He's Possibly Dead Already
-6 Way to go your petty pen theft is going to kill a man points for Kate
+2 Yay you saved the hobbit points for Jack
-5 Man I was supposed to be a tragic hero and now I'm just a skeez again thanks a LOT points for Charlie
+3 WHERE DESMOND points for DESMOND
+5 We were "asleep" points for Jungle Fever
+3 Don't fuck with my dad, airline! points for Jack
+1 Murderer point for Customs
-2 Aw man don't fall for that points for The Old Prisoner-Has-To-Pee Routine
-2 Remind me again why I should be interested in this person getting away points for Kate
+3 Elevator sass points for Sawyer
-2 Boo don't help the murderer points for Sawyer
+2 I am in the business of mind your own business points for Jin
+1 Stone cold points for No English
+2 What are they saying they own the entire Outback? points for Outback Steakback
+5 You TELL HER, Frogurt points for Frogurt
-10 Another 10 minutes of my life wasted watching Kate flee from all that fully deserved justice points for Kate
+2 Philosophy points for Locke
-2 Here we go again points for NOTHING IS IRREVERSIBLE
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-10 Dur dur I'm stupid I can't hear and I'm in a tree points for Kate
-10 Dur did my stupid plan work I bet it totally did points for Jack
+1 Sonofabitch point for Jack
+5 You were WRONG points for Jack
-2 Poor angry bear points for Sawyer
+3 Super good at English now points for Jin
+2 Oh look at me I can hear now I'm so helpful points for Kate
+5 Yay I'm alive again! points for Juliet
-3 Gross points for Dying Sayid
+1 Gun point for Hurley
+1 Ability to shoot it point for Hurley
+3 Super good at dead guy conversations now points for Hurley
+5 I'm Batman points for I'm Jacob
+2 Jin doesn't swing that way dude points for Taking Hurley To The French Team's Hole
+5 Yaaaay reunited points for Juliet and Sawyer
-5 Oh, uh, uhoh points for Juliet
+2 Dead dutch date points for Juliet and Sawyer
-6 Aw dang points for No More Juliet
+1 Don't worry you can just get Miles to clarify points for Last Words
+5 Gonna kill a sumbitch points for Sawyer
+1 Get your paw off my shovel, hussy points for Sawyer
+5 Dead people plans beat Jack's dumb plans points for Hurley
-15 Hey cool I made it over the treacherous pit I'll just wander off with all the light while you guys carry the injured guy points for Kate
-5 Man ain't you ever watched Indiana Jones you gonna get bouldered points for Jack
+5 Hippies??? points for Others Part 3: The Hippiening
+4 Man why did I get stuck with the dirt Other points for Carol or Whoever
-3 Man you busted my ankh points for Not Very Good Hippies
+5 Roll call! points for You All Everybody
+1 Here point for Cook Poo
-2 Seriously what is with these hippies points for Hippies
-3 Seriously, a giant hourglass, seriously points for Giant Hourglass
+3 Drown him in the magic pond points for This'll Probably Work
-10 Man you said you understood the risks why you trippin' points for Jack
+2 Oh uh... didn't work. Our bad. No refunds points for Magic Brown Hippy Lazarus Pit
-20 Stop doing CPR Jack, you can't bring him back that's never worked for you before and never will ever points for Kate You Bitch I Can't Even Believe It Even After 6 Years Of This Jesus Christ
+5 This guy is totally good at English points for Sherlock Hurley
-1 Racist point for Asian Hippy
+10 Haha burn points for Jacob's Dead
+5 Quickly, fortify Hippy Helm's Deep against the coming of some stuff points for Action Hippies
+2 Makin' a date with his dead buddy points for Hurley
+2 Suffer on a rock points for Jack
+5 Hey guys what'd I miss points for Ras Al'Sayid
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+5 Badass smokey McConvincedbentoknifeaguy points for Fake Locke
-5 Confused little bush baby points for Ben
+2 I'm cool because I say "ass" points for Frank
-4 Who are these idiots points for Others Part 2
+2 "You talk to him first" points for John
-4 I are take Ben in to see bad man points for Fatty
+5 Spooky points for Monster Locke
+1 Free points for Fatty and Friends
-6 SHOOT HIM I GUESS WHY NOT points for Seriously Who Are These Idiots
+30 Oh fuck yeah click click click points for Smoke Locke
+1 Nice try point for Fatty's Ash Circle
-1 Saddest thing you ever heard point for Locke
+10 Awesome speech points for Badlocke
+10 Rap face for Badlocke
-2 Oh shi- points for Richard
-2 Time for a rapin' points for Richard
+10 I am very disappointed in all of you points for Whoever Those People Are
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-2 Hey wait Claire wasn't even in it why was she in the credits points for Claire
-500 Steel-toed kick in the dick points for anyone who works for Time Warner or whatever company makes these shitass DVRs
Lost Points for episode 6.03, "What Kate Does"
-100 Piss me off points for That's What
The End
The End
Alright fine
+2 Dun dun dunnnnnnnn points for Alive "Sayid"
-2 Hug blocker points for Jack
+1 Iraqi torturer who shoots kids points for Bitterest Sawyer Nickname Ever
+2 Leadership position points for Hurley
+1 Undeserved thanks point for Jack
+5 Not taking any more of this stupid mysterious hippy Other bullshit points for Jack
-2 I am LEAVING but before I do I am going to make a SCENE so that you all MISS ME MORE points for Sawyer
+10 What the fuck do I know about where he's going points for Jack
-10 Leave Sawyer alone you hussy points for Kate
-4 "I can be very convincing when I wanna be" points for Not Even A Very Good Sentence
-2 Dang it Jinn don't hook yourself up to this Moron Train points for Jin
-3 Who says a formal "Good bye." anymore points for Kate
+2 Spooky smoke torture test points for Sayid
-3 Crying like a baby before they even hooked him up points for Sayid
+1 Liar point for Lennon
-10 Weenie point for Lennon
+2 Snippy points for Aldo
+3 I like this guy points for Black Guy
-10 I ARE EXPART TRACKER points for Kate
+2 Soooo close points for Rock Trap
-2 Kate saving points for Black Guy
-5 See, now you're smashed by rocks, that's what you get when you help Kate points for Black Guy
+1 Han Solo point for Sayid
-3 Asian guilt trip points for Jack
+3 Just wrap it in some cheese and tell him it's a treat points for The Pill
+2 Not interested in eating your brains points for Sayid
+3 Uncomfortable with secret chat time points for Hurley
+5 Food court points for Miles
-1 Undeserved thanks point for Jack
+5 Man points for Honest Jack
-2 Whichever way you decide it'll turn out you were wrong points for Jack
+0 "Medicine" points for Sayid
-10 Screw your lost wife I'ma go find that guy who told me to fuck off points for Kate
-10 Sad angry bear points for Sawyer
-5 Hello? I told you to fuck off points for Kate
-10 Guiltface points for Sawyer By The Dock Of The Bay
+5 Sawyer I will give you so many hugs points for Me
+2 What a mysteeerious and inscruuuutable man I am points for Asian Guy
+10 Badass points for Pill Poppin' Jack
+3 Ninja heimlich points for Asian Guy
-6 Here is a waste of time scene with Kate and Sawyer moping around the village points for Get On With It
+2 Probably full of nanites and monsters and magic and pee points for Tea
+5 There is an...other Shep...ard points for Asian Yoda
+5 Yes... sister points for Darth Asian
+5 Other Star Wars references I'm not thinking of points for SISTER
+5 Bear trap? Is that you? points for Jin
-2 Dick points for Aldo
+5 Haha shooted burn points for Aldo
-2 Aw dang not black guy too points for Black Guy
+10 When in doubt it's probably Jin but it's already Jin so... points for It's Claire! Yay!
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-10 Not in it at all despite being in the recap points for Locke And Friends
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-20 Pointing a gun at a hot crying pregnant girl points for Kate
-30 No you can't get out of the cab even though we're totally stopped pregnant girl I might need you as a hostage or additional victim later points for Kate
+5 Dustin Hoffman points for Arzt
-10 Stole a guy's cab points for Kate
-5 Pretty close to getting Claire smashed points for Female/Felon Drivers
+5 Yes! Cut off her wrist! points for Car Dude
+$200 Incredibly underpaid for abetting the escape of a murderous kidnapping felon points for Car Dude
-5 Let's see what awesome loot I managed to steal from the poor pregnant girl points for Kate
+5 Super cute points for Claire
-20 Whale thief points for Kate
-2 Not really much of a quality burn there, sweety for "You Gonna Hijack Them Too?"
-10 What I'm so charming how come you still don't like me all I did was kidnap you and point a gun at you and almost kill you and steal your stuff and probably give your baby brain damage from all the stress points for Kate
-4 Dur dur sure crazy gun lady give me a ride don't just call me a cab or nothin points for Claire
-10 I call baby backsies! points for Adoptive Mom
-50 Almost as much of a bitch as Kate points for Non-adoptive Bitch
+? Did... did she say "I'm coming"? points for Claire
+2 I will be proactive and find you a doctor who isn't possibly also a crazy person in another universe points for Kate
+20 Dooooooooooooop points for Doctor Ethan
+20 Doooop needles, get it dooooooop points for This Is Awesome
+1 Speaking of which, man, pregnant Claire is like a kidnapper magnet point for Claire
+5 SHIFTING THROUGH TIME points for Fetus
+1 Aaron point for Fetus
-3 Effective policework points for Lazy Cops
-10 Whew thank goodness I was chillin' here in RESTRICTED AREA points for Kate
-10 Would you believe me if I said I was innocent? Cuz, uh, well, I'm not. I killed like a bunch of people. points for Kate
-10 Beginning to suspect that we really are just going to see what would have happened if they hadn't crashed points for Kinda Boring Honestly
-20 Seriously though, you couldn't even call? points for Non-adoptive Huge Gigantic Bitch
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Are You Kidding Me With This Stuff Lostpedia Award Of The Week:
Sabrina, the Teenage Witch: Kate uses the name 'Joan Hart' at the hospital. This name resembles that of Melissa Joan Hart, the star of this series.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine: In the TV series, Benjamin Sisko, the commander of the station, used to have a baseball prominently placed on his desk throughout the entire run of the show.
+2 Dun dun dunnnnnnnn points for Alive "Sayid"
-2 Hug blocker points for Jack
+1 Iraqi torturer who shoots kids points for Bitterest Sawyer Nickname Ever
+2 Leadership position points for Hurley
+1 Undeserved thanks point for Jack
+5 Not taking any more of this stupid mysterious hippy Other bullshit points for Jack
-2 I am LEAVING but before I do I am going to make a SCENE so that you all MISS ME MORE points for Sawyer
+10 What the fuck do I know about where he's going points for Jack
-10 Leave Sawyer alone you hussy points for Kate
-4 "I can be very convincing when I wanna be" points for Not Even A Very Good Sentence
-2 Dang it Jinn don't hook yourself up to this Moron Train points for Jin
-3 Who says a formal "Good bye." anymore points for Kate
+2 Spooky smoke torture test points for Sayid
-3 Crying like a baby before they even hooked him up points for Sayid
+1 Liar point for Lennon
-10 Weenie point for Lennon
+2 Snippy points for Aldo
+3 I like this guy points for Black Guy
-10 I ARE EXPART TRACKER points for Kate
+2 Soooo close points for Rock Trap
-2 Kate saving points for Black Guy
-5 See, now you're smashed by rocks, that's what you get when you help Kate points for Black Guy
+1 Han Solo point for Sayid
-3 Asian guilt trip points for Jack
+3 Just wrap it in some cheese and tell him it's a treat points for The Pill
+2 Not interested in eating your brains points for Sayid
+3 Uncomfortable with secret chat time points for Hurley
+5 Food court points for Miles
-1 Undeserved thanks point for Jack
+5 Man points for Honest Jack
-2 Whichever way you decide it'll turn out you were wrong points for Jack
+0 "Medicine" points for Sayid
-10 Screw your lost wife I'ma go find that guy who told me to fuck off points for Kate
-10 Sad angry bear points for Sawyer
-5 Hello? I told you to fuck off points for Kate
-10 Guiltface points for Sawyer By The Dock Of The Bay
+5 Sawyer I will give you so many hugs points for Me
+2 What a mysteeerious and inscruuuutable man I am points for Asian Guy
+10 Badass points for Pill Poppin' Jack
+3 Ninja heimlich points for Asian Guy
-6 Here is a waste of time scene with Kate and Sawyer moping around the village points for Get On With It
+2 Probably full of nanites and monsters and magic and pee points for Tea
+5 There is an...other Shep...ard points for Asian Yoda
+5 Yes... sister points for Darth Asian
+5 Other Star Wars references I'm not thinking of points for SISTER
+5 Bear trap? Is that you? points for Jin
-2 Dick points for Aldo
+5 Haha shooted burn points for Aldo
-2 Aw dang not black guy too points for Black Guy
+10 When in doubt it's probably Jin but it's already Jin so... points for It's Claire! Yay!
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-10 Not in it at all despite being in the recap points for Locke And Friends
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-20 Pointing a gun at a hot crying pregnant girl points for Kate
-30 No you can't get out of the cab even though we're totally stopped pregnant girl I might need you as a hostage or additional victim later points for Kate
+5 Dustin Hoffman points for Arzt
-10 Stole a guy's cab points for Kate
-5 Pretty close to getting Claire smashed points for Female/Felon Drivers
+5 Yes! Cut off her wrist! points for Car Dude
+$200 Incredibly underpaid for abetting the escape of a murderous kidnapping felon points for Car Dude
-5 Let's see what awesome loot I managed to steal from the poor pregnant girl points for Kate
+5 Super cute points for Claire
-20 Whale thief points for Kate
-2 Not really much of a quality burn there, sweety for "You Gonna Hijack Them Too?"
-10 What I'm so charming how come you still don't like me all I did was kidnap you and point a gun at you and almost kill you and steal your stuff and probably give your baby brain damage from all the stress points for Kate
-4 Dur dur sure crazy gun lady give me a ride don't just call me a cab or nothin points for Claire
-10 I call baby backsies! points for Adoptive Mom
-50 Almost as much of a bitch as Kate points for Non-adoptive Bitch
+? Did... did she say "I'm coming"? points for Claire
+2 I will be proactive and find you a doctor who isn't possibly also a crazy person in another universe points for Kate
+20 Dooooooooooooop points for Doctor Ethan
+20 Doooop needles, get it dooooooop points for This Is Awesome
+1 Speaking of which, man, pregnant Claire is like a kidnapper magnet point for Claire
+5 SHIFTING THROUGH TIME points for Fetus
+1 Aaron point for Fetus
-3 Effective policework points for Lazy Cops
-10 Whew thank goodness I was chillin' here in RESTRICTED AREA points for Kate
-10 Would you believe me if I said I was innocent? Cuz, uh, well, I'm not. I killed like a bunch of people. points for Kate
-10 Beginning to suspect that we really are just going to see what would have happened if they hadn't crashed points for Kinda Boring Honestly
-20 Seriously though, you couldn't even call? points for Non-adoptive Huge Gigantic Bitch
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Are You Kidding Me With This Stuff Lostpedia Award Of The Week:
Sabrina, the Teenage Witch: Kate uses the name 'Joan Hart' at the hospital. This name resembles that of Melissa Joan Hart, the star of this series.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine: In the TV series, Benjamin Sisko, the commander of the station, used to have a baseball prominently placed on his desk throughout the entire run of the show.
Lost Points for episode 6.04, "The Substitute"
-2 This should be Vincent points for Smokeyvision
+1 Always thinking with his stomach points for Richard
+3 This guy may be an evil murdering smoke monstering liar, but I like him points for Smokelocke
+2 Who the what the points for Jim Henson's Jesus Babies
+1 Calling it right now point for Jesus Baby Is Aaron
+2 Run Richard run points for Richard
+3 Whiskey and rockin' and mopin' points for Sad Sawyer
-2 Wife beaters and no wife point for Sad Sawyer
+5 I thought you were Dale points for Dead Locke
+10 This commercial is fantastic points for Old Spice
+5 Ghost of Christmas past points for Smokelocke
+5 Get the hell out of my house points for Sawyer
+5 Perceptive points for Sawyer
+3 Let's go walkies points for Sawyer
+20 Guess I gotta put PANTS on points for Sawyer
+2 Don't tell me what I can't do points for Smokelocke
+2 Quick like a bunny points for Richard
+1 George point for Sawyer
+1 Lenny point for Smokelocke
-1 Bluff called point for Sawyer
-1 White rock point for Inside Joke
-6 Not a number points for Kate and Patrick McGoohan
+1 Trying to build the perfect baseball team point for Jacob
+20 Hell yes. points for Sawyer / This Episode
-5 Huge loser in every reality points for AltLocke
+10 Yay, Peggy! points for Peggy
-6 What a dick points for Randy
+10 Oh COME ON points for Van Revenge Failure
+2 Dude points for Hugo Boss
+5 Don't tell me where I can't park points for AltLocke
+10 Huge douche points for Randy
+10 Awesome points for Hugo Boss
+2 He'd be a slow loris points for AltLocke
+3 Do tell me what I can do points for Rose
+6 Oh THAT kind of substitute points for AltLocke
+10 I'm really glad this is working out for you two crazy kids points for AltLocke and AltPeggy
-3 C'mere and sit on my lap don't worry I can't feel nothin' points for Creepy Gym Teacher McCripple
-6 Hey kids let's talk penis points for Creepy Science Teacher McCripple
-9 Hey boy, yeah, black kid who isn't Walt, let me paw you and ask you a question points for Creepy Hallway Cripple
+10 Neeeeerd points for AltBen
+1 Alton Brown point for AltonBen
+2 Weh weh points for Anna Lucia 2.0
+2 Back to lying his ass off already points for Ben
+2 I got a pocketful of Jacob points for Anna Lucia 2.0
-2 A bad case of crabs points for Deadlocke
+10 Eulogy points for Ben
+10 Weirdest damn funeral I've ever been to points for Frank
+10 Not in this one points for Kate
-8 Augh damn it they snuck her in during a makeup commercial points for Kate
Thanks For That, Lostpedia Award:
Recurring themes
*The rocks on the balance scale are black and white.
+1 Always thinking with his stomach points for Richard
+3 This guy may be an evil murdering smoke monstering liar, but I like him points for Smokelocke
+2 Who the what the points for Jim Henson's Jesus Babies
+1 Calling it right now point for Jesus Baby Is Aaron
+2 Run Richard run points for Richard
+3 Whiskey and rockin' and mopin' points for Sad Sawyer
-2 Wife beaters and no wife point for Sad Sawyer
+5 I thought you were Dale points for Dead Locke
+10 This commercial is fantastic points for Old Spice
+5 Ghost of Christmas past points for Smokelocke
+5 Get the hell out of my house points for Sawyer
+5 Perceptive points for Sawyer
+3 Let's go walkies points for Sawyer
+20 Guess I gotta put PANTS on points for Sawyer
+2 Don't tell me what I can't do points for Smokelocke
+2 Quick like a bunny points for Richard
+1 George point for Sawyer
+1 Lenny point for Smokelocke
-1 Bluff called point for Sawyer
-1 White rock point for Inside Joke
-6 Not a number points for Kate and Patrick McGoohan
+1 Trying to build the perfect baseball team point for Jacob
+20 Hell yes. points for Sawyer / This Episode
-5 Huge loser in every reality points for AltLocke
+10 Yay, Peggy! points for Peggy
-6 What a dick points for Randy
+10 Oh COME ON points for Van Revenge Failure
+2 Dude points for Hugo Boss
+5 Don't tell me where I can't park points for AltLocke
+10 Huge douche points for Randy
+10 Awesome points for Hugo Boss
+2 He'd be a slow loris points for AltLocke
+3 Do tell me what I can do points for Rose
+6 Oh THAT kind of substitute points for AltLocke
+10 I'm really glad this is working out for you two crazy kids points for AltLocke and AltPeggy
-3 C'mere and sit on my lap don't worry I can't feel nothin' points for Creepy Gym Teacher McCripple
-6 Hey kids let's talk penis points for Creepy Science Teacher McCripple
-9 Hey boy, yeah, black kid who isn't Walt, let me paw you and ask you a question points for Creepy Hallway Cripple
+10 Neeeeerd points for AltBen
+1 Alton Brown point for AltonBen
+2 Weh weh points for Anna Lucia 2.0
+2 Back to lying his ass off already points for Ben
+2 I got a pocketful of Jacob points for Anna Lucia 2.0
-2 A bad case of crabs points for Deadlocke
+10 Eulogy points for Ben
+10 Weirdest damn funeral I've ever been to points for Frank
+10 Not in this one points for Kate
-8 Augh damn it they snuck her in during a makeup commercial points for Kate
Thanks For That, Lostpedia Award:
Recurring themes
*The rocks on the balance scale are black and white.
Lost Points for episode 6.05, "Lighthouse"
-1 Appendix point for Simuljack
+4 Yess finally some crossover points for Appendix Scar
+1 Son point for Sidejack
+2 Look at the nerd with his girl book point for David
+3 Possibly not a huge drunk points for Jack
-4 Mean points for Jack's Mom
-2 Convenient timing points for FOUND IT
+2 Haha burn your husband's a skeeze points for Jack's Mom
+1 Lonely pizza party points for Jack
+4 Hella into Bach and shit points for Nerd
+1 Who is this asian kid he's gotta be somebody points for Asian Kid
+5 Oh snap it's Samurai Dude points for Samurai Dude
-5 Samurai dude, you're mean to me in every reality points for Jack
+20 Blink blink blink blink blinkblinkblinkblinkblinkblink for Jackting
+2 Naturally evil alternate universe Lost is full of successful father/son moments points for Daddy Issues
+1 What a mysteeerious and inscruuutable man I am point for Samurai Dude
+10 Not coming back points for Kate
-2 Worst game ever points for Tic Tac Toe
-1 Hey Jacob where's the kitchen what WHAT points for Surprise Jacob
+1 Pen point for Hugo Can't Remember Shit
+2 Hey what up with all this shit when do I get to start flippin' out again points for Sayid
+5 Indiana Tubbs points for Hurley
+5 Just lied to a samurai points for Hurley
-2 Impossible to get him to do stuff unless you're a retard woman points for Jack
+5 Jacob told me to tell you your dad says you suck points for Jack
-5 Almost shot Jack points for Kate
-10 Just go away already points for Kate
+10 Kinda not invited points for Kate
-8 Attempted Kate invite points for Jack
+2 Haha get it IRONY points for Terrible Dad Jack
+1 Oh hey remember Shannon points for Shannon
+4 Dinosaur-times Hurley skeleton points for Adam and Eve
+1 Good story Jack points for Dead Daddy Coffin Smash Story
-5 Jeeze sorry I asked points for Angry Non-fixed Jack
+10 Rad points for Sweetass Magic Lighthouse
-1 Dead people don't worry about stuck doors point for Jacob
+1 Ooh look at me I'm so badass I can kick an ancient door open point for Jack
+4 Whole flights of stairs climbed points for Hurley
-1 Who the hell is Wallace points for Wallace
+10 Superjackface smashy freakout points for Jackout
+2 Ink on your forehead points for Hurley
-1 Lighthouse, dude points for Jacob
-2 Really I just like jerking people around points for Jacob
-3 Kind of a dick points for Jacob
+1 Frenchy point for Claire
+1 Hella dead point for Black Guy
-5 Oh jesus ow point for Jin
+3 Hobo camp points for Hobo Claire
-20 Oh noooo points for Boneface Aaron
+1 Fakin' it point for Black Guy
+2 Now we get to talk to him points for Black Guy
+3 Oh this can't be good points for Needles And Axes
-3 Probably not the best tactic points for Untie Me So I Can Snap Your Friend's Neck
+6 Kinda hot points for Vaguely Chunky Jungle Claire
-2 Not as hot as Preggoclaire or Gothclaire but still pretty good points for Jungle Claire
-5 Oh god gross points for Jin's Leg
+1 Your turn! point for Black Guy
+1 Axe Cop point for Claire
+5 They took my SON points for Claire
+2 Uh well technically not points for Kate Did It
-2 Ok now he's all hella dead points for Black Guy
+5 Damn good crazyface points for Claire
+2 Thank you points for Jin
+5 Yes DO IT points for Baby Thief Vendetta
-10 Damn it Jin you could have gotten Kate shot and you had to backtrack points for Jin
+1 "Friend" point for Claire
+20 Smiiiiiiiile points for Notlocke
Stupidass Theory I Invented Because There's Nothing Funny On Lostpedia Tonight
- Wallace is Anna Lucia's ghost in Taller Walt's body. Walt + Anna Lucia = Wallace.
+4 Yess finally some crossover points for Appendix Scar
+1 Son point for Sidejack
+2 Look at the nerd with his girl book point for David
+3 Possibly not a huge drunk points for Jack
-4 Mean points for Jack's Mom
-2 Convenient timing points for FOUND IT
+2 Haha burn your husband's a skeeze points for Jack's Mom
+1 Lonely pizza party points for Jack
+4 Hella into Bach and shit points for Nerd
+1 Who is this asian kid he's gotta be somebody points for Asian Kid
+5 Oh snap it's Samurai Dude points for Samurai Dude
-5 Samurai dude, you're mean to me in every reality points for Jack
+20 Blink blink blink blink blinkblinkblinkblinkblinkblink for Jackting
+2 Naturally evil alternate universe Lost is full of successful father/son moments points for Daddy Issues
+1 What a mysteeerious and inscruuutable man I am point for Samurai Dude
+10 Not coming back points for Kate
-2 Worst game ever points for Tic Tac Toe
-1 Hey Jacob where's the kitchen what WHAT points for Surprise Jacob
+1 Pen point for Hugo Can't Remember Shit
+2 Hey what up with all this shit when do I get to start flippin' out again points for Sayid
+5 Indiana Tubbs points for Hurley
+5 Just lied to a samurai points for Hurley
-2 Impossible to get him to do stuff unless you're a retard woman points for Jack
+5 Jacob told me to tell you your dad says you suck points for Jack
-5 Almost shot Jack points for Kate
-10 Just go away already points for Kate
+10 Kinda not invited points for Kate
-8 Attempted Kate invite points for Jack
+2 Haha get it IRONY points for Terrible Dad Jack
+1 Oh hey remember Shannon points for Shannon
+4 Dinosaur-times Hurley skeleton points for Adam and Eve
+1 Good story Jack points for Dead Daddy Coffin Smash Story
-5 Jeeze sorry I asked points for Angry Non-fixed Jack
+10 Rad points for Sweetass Magic Lighthouse
-1 Dead people don't worry about stuck doors point for Jacob
+1 Ooh look at me I'm so badass I can kick an ancient door open point for Jack
+4 Whole flights of stairs climbed points for Hurley
-1 Who the hell is Wallace points for Wallace
+10 Superjackface smashy freakout points for Jackout
+2 Ink on your forehead points for Hurley
-1 Lighthouse, dude points for Jacob
-2 Really I just like jerking people around points for Jacob
-3 Kind of a dick points for Jacob
+1 Frenchy point for Claire
+1 Hella dead point for Black Guy
-5 Oh jesus ow point for Jin
+3 Hobo camp points for Hobo Claire
-20 Oh noooo points for Boneface Aaron
+1 Fakin' it point for Black Guy
+2 Now we get to talk to him points for Black Guy
+3 Oh this can't be good points for Needles And Axes
-3 Probably not the best tactic points for Untie Me So I Can Snap Your Friend's Neck
+6 Kinda hot points for Vaguely Chunky Jungle Claire
-2 Not as hot as Preggoclaire or Gothclaire but still pretty good points for Jungle Claire
-5 Oh god gross points for Jin's Leg
+1 Your turn! point for Black Guy
+1 Axe Cop point for Claire
+5 They took my SON points for Claire
+2 Uh well technically not points for Kate Did It
-2 Ok now he's all hella dead points for Black Guy
+5 Damn good crazyface points for Claire
+2 Thank you points for Jin
+5 Yes DO IT points for Baby Thief Vendetta
-10 Damn it Jin you could have gotten Kate shot and you had to backtrack points for Jin
+1 "Friend" point for Claire
+20 Smiiiiiiiile points for Notlocke
Stupidass Theory I Invented Because There's Nothing Funny On Lostpedia Tonight
- Wallace is Anna Lucia's ghost in Taller Walt's body. Walt + Anna Lucia = Wallace.
Lost points for episode #6.06, "Sundown"
+3 Hanging with Nadia points for Sayid
+2 Still likes flowers points for Nadia
-3 Uncle points for Sayid
-3 Married to the lame one points for Nadia
-3 Stale peanuts and water points for "Dinner"
-2 Man don't give that shit to tiny kids in a house points for Boomerangs
+3 Dun dun dunnn points for Jim Henson's Mind Your Own Business Babies
+2 Impending daddy issues points for Sayid's Brother's Kids
-1 That man point for Sayid
+1 Hey look it's Jack hi Jack point for Jack
-1 Lung point for Sayid's Bro
+2 See I told you that was a bad idea points for Boomerangs
-2 Martyrface points for Sayid
+5 The man so hateable we killed him twice points for Keamy
+10 Yes awesome pew pew pew points for Sayid
+10 When in doubt, it's Jin points for It's Jin
+5 Give me some damn answers points for Sayid
-3 You is bad points for Sayid
+10 Ninja Batman points for Sayid
+5 Smashin' all your prissy baby trees points for Sayid
+2 The haunted baseball told me not to kill you points for Samurai
-2 Totally planned to let the samurai win the whole time points for Sayid
+1 Apparently I'm evil point for Sayid
+5 Speak English points for Samurai
-4 Prove you're a good guy by surprise stabbing a guy you don't know because I say so points for Samurai Is A Dick
+15 Yes oh god please assume Kate is the monster points for STAB KATE
-15 Aww points for Dang
+2 Ass mask???* points for Kate
* This turned out to be "ask Miles" but we giggled for like 10 minutes at the confused face she made when he said it
+3 Still hot though points for Jungle Claire
+10 Yes go find Claire and please get your neck snapped points for Kate
+5 Hey what up points for Smokelocke
+1 Stab! point for Smokelocke
-3 You forgot to not let him speak points for Sayid
+2 Kinda disappointed points for Stabbedlocke
+4 Charming bastard points for Smokelocke
+5 Smartypants points for Sayid
-2 The only thing I want is a dead lady weh weh points for Hello You Are Talking To A Dead Time Traveller
+5 Yeah shut up hippy and take her to the stabbin' hole points for Hippy
+3 Creepy points for Singing Hole Claire
+4 Scary angery face points for Claire
+5 Yes tell her what you did Kate points for Stab Please
+5 Ominous points for I Have To Return This
-4 Long story about why you a wuss points for Samurai
+2 Whee let's go swimming points for Sayid
+5 Daaaaaaamn! points for Samurai Drowning
+10 Daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn! Yessss! points for Hippy Stabbing
+10 Rampage points for Smokey
-2 Yes Kate we know how much you love to run away points for Ruuuuuuun
+6 Yes yes get in the hole with Claire it is safe in there points for Stab Stab Stab
+5 Hey Sayid how's it g- oh uh... ok I'll just be going points for Ben
+10 Creepy ninja Batman zombie points for Sayid
+5 Creepy points for Temple Apocalypse
+3 Let's go for a hike points for Smokelocke And Friends
+2 Don't forget to get stabbed points for Kate
-5 Hey this episode wasn't about Sun at all points for Pun Waste
Hurrrrgh Lostpedia
Cultural references
Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith: Sayid is recruited by the Man in Black when the latter says he will be able to see Nadia again if he joins him. Sayid's first act after being recruited is going to the temple and killing Dogen which allows the Man in Black to enter killing the others. This is similar to when Anakin is told he will be able to save Padme if he converts to the Dark Side. Anakins first act as a Sith is to go to the Jedi temple and to kill the younglings. (Movies and TV)
+2 Still likes flowers points for Nadia
-3 Uncle points for Sayid
-3 Married to the lame one points for Nadia
-3 Stale peanuts and water points for "Dinner"
-2 Man don't give that shit to tiny kids in a house points for Boomerangs
+3 Dun dun dunnn points for Jim Henson's Mind Your Own Business Babies
+2 Impending daddy issues points for Sayid's Brother's Kids
-1 That man point for Sayid
+1 Hey look it's Jack hi Jack point for Jack
-1 Lung point for Sayid's Bro
+2 See I told you that was a bad idea points for Boomerangs
-2 Martyrface points for Sayid
+5 The man so hateable we killed him twice points for Keamy
+10 Yes awesome pew pew pew points for Sayid
+10 When in doubt, it's Jin points for It's Jin
+5 Give me some damn answers points for Sayid
-3 You is bad points for Sayid
+10 Ninja Batman points for Sayid
+5 Smashin' all your prissy baby trees points for Sayid
+2 The haunted baseball told me not to kill you points for Samurai
-2 Totally planned to let the samurai win the whole time points for Sayid
+1 Apparently I'm evil point for Sayid
+5 Speak English points for Samurai
-4 Prove you're a good guy by surprise stabbing a guy you don't know because I say so points for Samurai Is A Dick
+15 Yes oh god please assume Kate is the monster points for STAB KATE
-15 Aww points for Dang
+2 Ass mask???* points for Kate
* This turned out to be "ask Miles" but we giggled for like 10 minutes at the confused face she made when he said it
+3 Still hot though points for Jungle Claire
+10 Yes go find Claire and please get your neck snapped points for Kate
+5 Hey what up points for Smokelocke
+1 Stab! point for Smokelocke
-3 You forgot to not let him speak points for Sayid
+2 Kinda disappointed points for Stabbedlocke
+4 Charming bastard points for Smokelocke
+5 Smartypants points for Sayid
-2 The only thing I want is a dead lady weh weh points for Hello You Are Talking To A Dead Time Traveller
+5 Yeah shut up hippy and take her to the stabbin' hole points for Hippy
+3 Creepy points for Singing Hole Claire
+4 Scary angery face points for Claire
+5 Yes tell her what you did Kate points for Stab Please
+5 Ominous points for I Have To Return This
-4 Long story about why you a wuss points for Samurai
+2 Whee let's go swimming points for Sayid
+5 Daaaaaaamn! points for Samurai Drowning
+10 Daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn! Yessss! points for Hippy Stabbing
+10 Rampage points for Smokey
-2 Yes Kate we know how much you love to run away points for Ruuuuuuun
+6 Yes yes get in the hole with Claire it is safe in there points for Stab Stab Stab
+5 Hey Sayid how's it g- oh uh... ok I'll just be going points for Ben
+10 Creepy ninja Batman zombie points for Sayid
+5 Creepy points for Temple Apocalypse
+3 Let's go for a hike points for Smokelocke And Friends
+2 Don't forget to get stabbed points for Kate
-5 Hey this episode wasn't about Sun at all points for Pun Waste
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Cultural references
Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith: Sayid is recruited by the Man in Black when the latter says he will be able to see Nadia again if he joins him. Sayid's first act after being recruited is going to the temple and killing Dogen which allows the Man in Black to enter killing the others. This is similar to when Anakin is told he will be able to save Padme if he converts to the Dark Side. Anakins first act as a Sith is to go to the Jedi temple and to kill the younglings. (Movies and TV)
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Also, my current Grand LOST Theory contains elements from Final Fantasy VIII, Dogma, The Prophecy, the Stand, and the Dark Tower. :P
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What it what we're seeing isn't a goddamned alternate reality at all, but some kind of kooky "THIS IS YOUR LIFE..." flash that they have to deny/turn down before potentially moving on to become Jacob? :|a
Also someone said tonight that Jack's actions at the end seemed totally irrational and unpredictable like a crazyperson, to which I remind you all:
I'm afraid to click that spoiler. I'm not sure I want to know. I'll just keep trying to fuck everything. -- trentsteel
An idea for being dumb pops into my head during a scene and I feel compelled to make it happen.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJdPCkL0Sik
after some internet detecting, they are not the same.
edit: The bearing is 325, his number is 124
That means 300+ have died, all presumably on the Island
I didn't notice this last night.
But also, some of the crossed out names are not dead, which means that there are other reasons for being disqualified.
So. Awesome.
i noticed that last night
also when Claire told Jin
Maybe I just don't dig pregnant chicks
so wrong
That rhymes you see, I am also a tree.
this was pretty funny, but i was expecting it to be like those '<x band> shreds' videos where they just overdub really really awful playing
harder to make, though
Also, Hurley apologizing for cockblocking Jack was funny
Faraday:
And here's a Miles av/sig, though you can also take some sigs from Faraday too
And here's some more Jack
Probably put more work into these than I should've
At first I was OK, with the "both universes exist" thingy, but now I'm trying to see the point? Are the storytellers trying to tell us that being "Lost" was an inherently better outcome for everyone involved? So far it seems like the only point they've made is that these people are so screwed up it doesn't seem to matter which version of hell they're in, they're still goosed.
I can't blame Jack for his reaction, but did we get to see who 110 was?
The two universes seem to have deep differences, much more than just not crashing Oceanic 815.
2007 Jack does not have a son.
I'm going to give you a 10 second head start to run before I come at you with this here knife.
I can buy that. If Jacob hadn't interfered with their lives in order to influence them to the someday point of being Lost, then they probably would have turned out differently.
My guess is that Jack's ex-wife is/was Sarah and she lied about not being pregnant in the Lost universe, or in the "normal" universe version she did give birth to a son.
The kid's like 14. She plain wasn't pregnant in the original timeline.
Just like Jack's appendectomy happened when he was 8, not while on the island.
So at first, you think "oh his son never told him or whatever." But this can't be the case, because David then says "you were always really creepy about it when I was younger." This means that Jack does know that he plays, and even if he didn't know that he was still practicing, once he found out he would say "He's been playing since he was x years old." His forgetfulness of the appendectomy (a pretty traumatic thing for a kid, I remember when I got my tonsils out and I was five), seems to be in line with this.
because he hates sawyer
a large part of it may stem from i know the guy who plays him from Saving Private Ryan
and he was a sissy girl who got everybody killed in Saving Private Ryan
oh man he's that guy? I hated that guy.
I think this works the opposit way for me.
It's like Upham has a grandson who is totally great.