A Thread of Posts

SimBen

-Hi.
-Can I help you?
-Yeah can I have a dozen red-haired whores please?
-Oh hi Tyrion I didn't know it was you. Here you go.
-That's me! How much is it?
-It'll be 18 stags.
-Here you go, keep the change, hi Shaggydog.
-You're my favorite customer.
-Thanks a lot, bye!
-Byebye!

Captain K

I jokingly called a coworker a "saucy wench" yesterday


nobody really even noticed that I had said anything