During a wedding reception of a young couple the guests decided on a drunken game of hide and seek. It was decided that the groom was "it" and he eventually found everyone but his new bride. Eventually the man became furious and decided it wasn't funny anymore and left her there. As weeks went by he accepted that she'd had second thoughts and went on with her life so he did the same. A few years later a cleaning lady dusted off an old trunk in the attic of the building where the reception had taken place, out of curiosity she opened it. Inside the trunk was the rotted body of the missing bride who'd apparently became locked in the trunk she'd hid in.
yes
yes
we don't have one
no
we don't have those here
MAYBE SHE IS IN THE CLOSET!
LESBIANS!
look dude i was jsut trying to cover the bases
maybe the dick bar
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Lord DaveGrief CauserBitch Free ZoneRegistered Userregular
edited January 2007
we got married like two years ago and we don't drink much and there's no attic where we got married and I'm pretty sure I saw her this morning and also she would have to have driven the car into the trunk
During a wedding reception of a young couple the guests decided on a drunken game of hide and seek. It was decided that the groom was "it" and he eventually found everyone but his new bride. Eventually the man became furious and decided it wasn't funny anymore and left her there. As weeks went by he accepted that she'd had second thoughts and went on with her life so he did the same. A few years later a cleaning lady dusted off an old trunk in the attic of the building where the reception had taken place, out of curiosity she opened it. Inside the trunk was the rotted body of the missing bride who'd apparently became locked in the trunk she'd hid in.
During a wedding reception of a young couple the guests decided on a drunken game of hide and seek. It was decided that the groom was "it" and he eventually found everyone but his new bride. Eventually the man became furious and decided it wasn't funny anymore and left her there. As weeks went by he accepted that she'd had second thoughts and went on with her life so he did the same. A few years later a cleaning lady dusted off an old trunk in the attic of the building where the reception had taken place, out of curiosity she opened it. Inside the trunk was the rotted body of the missing bride who'd apparently became locked in the trunk she'd hid in.
that's probably what happened
That's....depressing....
No, no...that's Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark FTW.
Yeah, I had a late lab. My cellphone's dead. And all the payphones on campus are hard to find or broken. Weird men tried to talk to me. And there was lots and lots of traffic.
JERRY: I never get enough sleep. I stay up late at night, cause I'm Night Guy. Night Guy wants to stay up late. 'What about getting up after five hours sleep?', oh that's Morning Guy's problem. That's not my problem, I'm Night Guy. I stay up as late as I want. So you get up in the morning, you're tired, you're exhausted, groggy, oooh I hate that Night Guy! See, Night Guy always screws Morning Guy. There's nothing Morning Guy can do. The only thing Morning Guy can do is try and oversleep often enough so that Day Guy loses his job and Night Guy has no money to go out anymore.
At night I don't have to deal with other asshole drivers, no stupid fuckers and their stupid fucker kids at the supermarket/Walmart, the weather is cooler, the world isn't as fucking loud, the little asshole kids are in bed for school so I usually have better teammates in Gears of War/Wacraft III/Etc. and there's more reasons that I'm too lazy to list.
I like walking round the city at night, I like being driven at night, I like to see a movie at night.
However, I also sleep much better during the night, I like the warmth of the sun, I like to go for walks in the countryside during the day, and I prefer to cook and clean during the day.
So overall I'm a day person, and feel better physically for being one.
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garage
attic
closet?
basement?
yes
we don't have one
no
we don't have those here
MAYBE SHE IS IN THE CLOSET!
LESBIANS!
that's probably what happened
look dude i was jsut trying to cover the bases
maybe the dick bar
shit, maybe you're right though
That's....depressing....
and if she is hiding in the internet then high five
because you're nailing a VR Trooper
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that's good news
[spoiler:487e1a1851]no i didn't jesus fuck that was horrible[/spoiler:487e1a1851]
oh well, missed chances
there will be other times
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but I'm cutting her down to 5 minutes for making me worry
it sounds gross
At night I don't have to deal with other asshole drivers, no stupid fuckers and their stupid fucker kids at the supermarket/Walmart, the weather is cooler, the world isn't as fucking loud, the little asshole kids are in bed for school so I usually have better teammates in Gears of War/Wacraft III/Etc. and there's more reasons that I'm too lazy to list.
The sun fucking sucks.
Eternal Darkness for life.
75 degrees of sunless fantastical glory
However, I also sleep much better during the night, I like the warmth of the sun, I like to go for walks in the countryside during the day, and I prefer to cook and clean during the day.
So overall I'm a day person, and feel better physically for being one.
You get the most wonderful sunrises this time of year