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Nailing bitches.

MeizMeiz Registered User regular
edited March 2010 in Help / Advice Forum
I really need help at this.

I'm like terrible at it or something.

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  • TopiaTopia Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Practice makes perfect... or slightly less terrible.

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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    So, this needs to be voluntary right?

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  • TopiaTopia Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Some like to think so.

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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    What if said person's been in a coma for 16 years. Does that make it ok?

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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    finnith wrote: »
    Meiz wrote: »
    What if said person's been in a coma for 16 years. Does that make it ok?

    ...what?

    Putting my penis in them.

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  • TopiaTopia Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    finnith wrote: »
    Meiz wrote: »
    What if said person's been in a coma for 16 years. Does that make it ok?

    ...what?

    I know, gross. 17 years at least.

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    If she's in a coma I don't think you'd need to nail her at all, she probably doesn't move around enough to warrant any kind of fastener. Probably just wood glue if anything.

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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Ok say my age bracket is 18-37.

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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Make it 39, I just got a rather saucy email.

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Meiz wrote: »
    Ok say my age bracket is 18-37.

    well there's your problem, most chicks aren't physically ready for it before like 144 months.

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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    But if I'm saving them from their culinary duties, they should be thankful.

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    you shouldn't save them, they're best before they hit puberty while the meat is still tender

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  • SamSam Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Meiz wrote: »
    Make it 39, I just got a rather saucy email.

    "39 year olds" do not exist.

    See also: 49 year olds.

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  • travathiantravathian Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I prefer a sinker 10 penny myself. Really nails the bitches firm.

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Viagra is said to help

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  • RentRent I'm always right Fuckin' deal with itRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Honestly you should be spittin mad game at her bro

    also remember to be all poppin yo colla an shit

    shee-it

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