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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2010
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    so just to be clear

    there is both a dude in this thread saying that having sex with a person with the inability to give consent is not rape
    and a dude who says that drunk driving is pretty cool and we don't have to be so uptight about it


    why didn't I listen to my own witty "oh shit it's jigrah I'm out of here" post

    i dunno but let's have a beer

    Orikaeshigitae on
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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    The higher end of stuff related to DUIs does look pretty extreme sure.

    It does nothing to stop them though, so it's more like a tax on being incredibly dumb.

    Melding on
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    VoproSTEINVoproSTEIN howdyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Marth wrote: »
    The real reason we should hate Texas is because it introduced standardized testing in public schools. It's called TAKS here. It's a complete fucking joke.

    man, fuck taks testing and every standardized bullshit test

    VoproSTEIN on
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    GarthorGarthor Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    so just to be clear

    there is both a dude in this thread saying that having sex with a person with the inability to give consent is not rape
    and a dude who says that drunk driving is pretty cool and we don't have to be so uptight about it


    why didn't I listen to my own witty "oh shit it's jigrah I'm out of here" post

    You are forgetting the guy who thinks the death penalty is an acceptable punishment for theft. Especially if delivered all vigilante-like.

    Garthor on
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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    bomb this thread from orbit plz

    EDIT: Orikae, I was insulted earlier when you made fun of Coors Light. I'm drinking Coors Light right now!

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    naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Pirusu wrote: »
    naporeon wrote: »
    Jesus. Reading this thread makes me realize that I've been raped. Like, repeatedly.

    Pretty much all the way through 2008, really.

    If you need a shoulder, nap.
    I'm obviously joking about being broken up about it, and I absolutely agree that sex with a drunk woman who refused sex when sober is unacceptable, but at the same time I have also had sex with women while I was drunk that I had refused when sober.

    I don't feel like I was raped, but maybe there are gender issues here.

    FOOD FOR THOUGHT

    naporeon on
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    epburnepburn Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    so just to be clear

    there is both a dude in this thread saying that having sex with a person with the inability to give consent is not rape
    and a dude who says that drunk driving is pretty cool and we don't have to be so uptight about it


    why didn't I listen to my own witty "oh shit it's jigrah I'm out of here" post

    Both of these are consequences for messing with Texas, along with Daric shooting you in the back.

    It's in our constitution. Just ask FoxNews.

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    A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Like Sweet Eileen down in Abilene, she forgot I hung the moon. Or Allison in Galveston who somehow lost her sanity. Plus Dimple's who now lives in Temple's got the law looking for me.

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Garthor wrote: »
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    so just to be clear

    there is both a dude in this thread saying that having sex with a person with the inability to give consent is not rape
    and a dude who says that drunk driving is pretty cool and we don't have to be so uptight about it


    why didn't I listen to my own witty "oh shit it's jigrah I'm out of here" post

    You are forgetting the guy who thinks the death penalty is an acceptable punishment for theft. Especially if delivered all vigilante-like.

    No, RunCubed was banned

    OH WAIT

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    so just to be clear

    there is both a dude in this thread saying that having sex with a person with the inability to give consent is not rape
    and a dude who says that drunk driving is pretty cool and we don't have to be so uptight about it


    why didn't I listen to my own witty "oh shit it's jigrah I'm out of here" post

    stupidity on the internet is basically honey left in the sun and we are mere flies

    mensch-o-matic on
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    .avi.avi regular
    edited March 2010
    gonna go play ff13 for 15 hours *throws up peac e sign*

    *rides off into sunset*

    *drrunk after raping*

    .avi on
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    PirusuPirusu Pierce Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    naporeon wrote: »
    Pirusu wrote: »
    naporeon wrote: »
    Jesus. Reading this thread makes me realize that I've been raped. Like, repeatedly.

    Pretty much all the way through 2008, really.

    If you need a shoulder, nap.
    I'm obviously joking about being broken up about it, and I absolutely agree that sex with a drunk woman who refused sex when sober is unacceptable, but at the same time I have also had sex with women while I was drunk that I had refused when sober.

    I don't feel like I was raped, but maybe there are gender issues here.

    FOOD FOR THOUGHT

    Yeah, my spoiler'd winky was TOO LATE.

    Pirusu on
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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Cogliostro wrote: »
    Henroid wrote: »
    Cogliostro wrote: »
    I always thought the racist thing, at least in Houston and El Paso is rediculous. They would be the worst place for a racist to live. There are MILLIONS of Blacks, Latinos, Asians, Portugese and what I'm convinced is a gaggle of French lawn care people. Unless they're masochists.

    There's a Portuguese community in Houston? Hey maybe I should go there. They probably have linguisa in the plenty. That stuff is bitchin'.

    I road along with my folks on their truck route when I was coming back from my failed move to Portland. In El Paso and L-something in very-south-Texas they have check stations for illegal immigrant smuggling, it's awesome.

    Yeah, we went through that on the way in. I always wondered at how intelligent it was to have Border Patrol 80 goddamned miles inside the border looking for illegals. No wonder so many cross over in Texas.

    I think they cross over on foot and then loop around to be picked up by people who drive them in further rather than them going on a pilgrimage further into America. The checkpoints are fucking great. "Are you a citizen?"

    I was tempted to say "Si, senor" but that would've been a bad idea.

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    UmaroUmaro Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Uh huh two drunk people having sex is the same as slipping someone a daterape drug and having your way with their unconscious body.

    Gosh geeze just aaaaaah.
    Henroid wrote: »
    Umaro wrote: »
    Yeah what's your point, Henroid? A retarded teenager without a license accidently killed a baby while sloshed - let's crucify everyone who gets behind the wheel with alcohol in their system.

    That people who drink and drive are scum? It's a good thing I can hold opinions of people that do terrible shit.

    Don't forget that he tried to lie t the police about his identity, so it goes from him being an innocent person who just happened to be hammered to "Oh he knows what he did was wrong on various levels and tried to weasel out of it."

    You should do the drunk-driving apologist thing more often though, I love it when people are ridiculous.

    Let's see, how many laws did he break

    1. Didn't have a license.
    2. Drove while drunk.
    3. Drank while he was sixteen.
    4. Lied to a police officer.

    Clearly only the second one is the issue here, though.

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    CrashmoCrashmo Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I think everyone needs to step back from this thread and just CHILL OUT

    To the drugs thread!

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    CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Uhh as someone who has actually had to clean up messes (by that I mean people) left behind by a drunk driver, I'm a keen advocate for DUI being added to the death penalty list along with child molesters and rapists.

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    naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    f u, nap
    Oh, Ori.

    We can maybe possibly hug at some point in the future.

    You know, if you don't get weird about it, and Heather says it's okay.

    naporeon on
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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Also another reason to hate Texas: everyone here thinks mustard is the bee's knees, what the hell.

    Henroid on
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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2010
    Umaro wrote: »
    Uh huh two drunk people having sex is the same as slipping someone a daterape drug and having your way with their unconscious body.

    Gosh geeze just aaaaaah.

    daterape drugs just make you really suggestible, not just knock you out

    they remove inhibitions just like alcohol does

    Orikaeshigitae on
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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Henroid wrote: »
    Also another reason to hate Texas: everyone here thinks mustard is the bee's knees, what the hell.

    FUCK YOU

    MUSTARD OWNS

    Clint Eastwood on
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    naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Henroid wrote: »
    Also another reason to hate Texas: everyone here thinks mustard is the bee's knees, what the hell.
    MUSTARD IS GREAT YOU [REDACTED] THIS IS WHY I DON'T FOLLOW YOU ON TWITTER ANYMORE

    naporeon on
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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2010
    naporeon wrote: »
    f u, nap
    Oh, Ori.

    We can maybe possibly hug at some point in the future.

    You know, if you don't get weird about it, and Heather says it's okay.

    it'll probably be ok. neville grabbed my ass and wook motorboated her tits, we are not a jealous couple

    Orikaeshigitae on
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    Fort1tudeFort1tude Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Cogliostro wrote: »
    Uhh as someone who has actually had to clean up messes (by that I mean people) left behind by a drunk driver, I'm a keen advocate for DUI being added to the death penalty list along with child molesters and rapists.

    some people dont seem to be able to comprehend how bad it can be

    how else is the government supposed to combat DD besides stiff penalties?

    Fort1tude on
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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Henroid wrote: »
    Also another reason to hate Texas: everyone here thinks mustard is the bee's knees, what the hell.

    i know right

    mustard is totally the cats meow, duh

    mensch-o-matic on
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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I have committed a crime against mustard, I must now stand and be counted along with jigrah and whats-his-face-drunk-driving-is-okay.

    Henroid on
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    captainkcaptaink TexasRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    If you don't like mustard, that's your problem, not Texas' problem.

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2010
    Henroid wrote: »
    Also another reason to hate Texas: everyone here thinks mustard is the bee's knees, what the hell.

    i know right

    mustard is totally the cats meow, duh

    be careful

    Orikaeshigitae on
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    naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    naporeon wrote: »
    f u, nap
    Oh, Ori.

    We can maybe possibly hug at some point in the future.

    You know, if you don't get weird about it, and Heather says it's okay.

    it'll probably be ok. neville grabbed my ass and wook motorboated her tits, we are not a jealous couple
    Man, grabbing neville's ass is kind of like a fare that you pay to hang out with him. It's just expected.

    I tried not to do it in front of bongi, though, as I didn't want him getting jealous.

    Hold on. That's kind of weird.

    naporeon on
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    A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Man,I remember that old Frio River where I learned to swim. But that brings to mind another time where I wore my welcome thin. It's ok though because by transcendental meditation I go there each night, but I always come back to myself long before daylight.

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    i like that i can see a mustard-hate post and by the time i post a defensive response two other people have already done it for me

    mensch-o-matic on
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    pillowpillow Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Umaro wrote: »
    Uh huh two drunk people having sex is the same as slipping someone a daterape drug and having your way with their unconscious body.

    Gosh geeze just aaaaaah.

    daterape drugs just make you really suggestible, not just knock you out

    they remove inhibitions just like alcohol does

    So by this standard antihistamine is a daterape drug for me?

    ladies

    pillow on
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    UmaroUmaro Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Cogliostro wrote: »
    Uhh as someone who has actually had to clean up messes (by that I mean people) left behind by a drunk driver, I'm a keen advocate for DUI being added to the death penalty list along with child molesters and rapists.

    Gonna go ahead and not take your posts seriously ever again k.

    Umaro on
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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    naporeon wrote: »
    naporeon wrote: »
    f u, nap
    Oh, Ori.

    We can maybe possibly hug at some point in the future.

    You know, if you don't get weird about it, and Heather says it's okay.

    it'll probably be ok. neville grabbed my ass and wook motorboated her tits, we are not a jealous couple
    Man, grabbing neville's ass is kind of like a fare that you pay to hang out with him. It's just expected.

    I tried not to do it in front of bongi, though, as I didn't want him getting jealous.

    Hold on. That's kind of sexy.

    Abracadaniel on
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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    dude who hates mustard is even worse than the drunk-driving vigilante rapist

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    MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Texas is socializing kids to believe that interning the Japanese wasn't racist?

    Woaaaaah my god. What the fuck

    Monkeyfeet on
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    TamTam Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Henroid wrote: »
    Also another reason to hate Texas: everyone here thinks mustard is the bee's knees, what the hell.

    okay, no, they're right about this

    as long as they're putting it on the right stuff

    Tam on
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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Umaro wrote: »
    Uh huh two drunk people having sex is the same as slipping someone a daterape drug and having your way with their unconscious body.

    Gosh geeze just aaaaaah.



    Let's see, how many laws did he break

    1. Didn't have a license.
    2. Drove while drunk.
    3. Drank while he was sixteen.
    4. Lied to a police officer.

    Clearly only the second one is the issue here, though.
    you're gonna go far, kid

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    dude who hates mustard is even worse than the drunk-driving vigilante rapist

    Hating on mustard should be an infractable offense.

    I don't know if dijon mustard should be included in this, though. I've never had it and I'm scared to try it.

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    naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    dude who hates mustard is even worse than the drunk-driving vigilante rapist
    Post of the day.

    Two red foil stars to you.

    naporeon on
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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    i like that i can see a mustard-hate post and by the time i post a defensive response two other people have already done it for me

    Mustard raped my dog and killed my family.

    Henroid on
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