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Heroin Addicts Anonymous Incorporated As Seen On TV

DessartDessart Registered User regular
edited March 2010 in Social Entropy++
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Guess who got their driver's license. This guy. also none of you know me but whatever.

PS: Hot french canadian girl in my house. what do I do?
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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    post on the internet about what you SHOULD TOTALLY DO TO HER DUDE HAHAHA WHAT

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  • thedude_frombaywatchthedude_frombaywatch Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Drive up to make out point

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  • DessartDessart Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    shit son crazy. thanks internets

    gonna go purge so I look good

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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Tell her ''T'es chaude en tabarnak''

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  • DessartDessart Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    shes going out with a calvin kein model? what? fuck, fuck?

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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    also try to put Calisse, Esti, Viarge, Ciboire and Criss in all of your sentences

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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    oh, in that situation just tell her Je suis un ananas en chaleur qui a besoin qu'on le borde avec des draps en miel

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    i hear that if you fill a tin can with nickels you can scare french canadians off

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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Do not stare at her for more than 12 seconds

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    and never, ever make eye contact

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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Its a direct provocation and she will break your arms

    Do you have blue and white clothes? Wear them

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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Avoid eye contact

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    french canadians can spit blinding poison over twelve feet directly into your eyes

    wear goggles or a welding mask if you can find one

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  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    tell her you're going to tim hortons

    then go to dunkin donuts

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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    You should be bringing her offerings before trying to engage a conversation

    French canadians love poutine, but you will have to wait before she's done eating before talking

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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    And only then will you know if she wants to mate or sees you as a threat

    For the later, call the police

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    if you somehow come into contact with her bodily fluids contact the center for disease control ASAP

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  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    whatever you do

    don't feed her after midnight

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    if she sticks around after nightfall, make sure to hang all of your easily-openable foodstuffs from a tree

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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    if you somehow come into contact with her bodily fluids contact the center for disease control ASAP

    Actually putting a mix of bleach and ammonia will heal the infected zone just fine

    It will also appease the french canadian. Do not pass out in her presence though

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  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    wear a bandanna

    you can use it to fashion a sling for your broken arm

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    wha

    what

    is this some kind of avant-garde German theater bullshit

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    check her droppings for bones

    if you find any longer than your pinkie finger get out of the house

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I recommend you kill yourself immediately

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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    If she talks to you, answer in riddles

    If she stops talking, its a bad sign

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    watch mean girls or she's all that with her

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    soon she will set three cups in front of you: one gold, one silver, and one clay

    it's very important that you choose wisely

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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    lostwords wrote: »
    watch mean girls or she's all that with her

    This is the last thing you want to do

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  • vermiculturevermiculture Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I need to be taking notes, tao dadouw!

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  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    whatever you do, don't wear a hat

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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I think it pretty much covers it

    Good luck with that girl! You better enjoy it because if you manage to mate, she will kill every single woman you know/speak to (in no particular order might I add)

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    when she tells you to contact a certain person using your codec radio but doesn't give you the transmission code, remember to check the back of the box

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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    French canadian womens are the best womens in the world

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    do they smell of maple syrup and freshly fallen snow? do they taste like grizzly bears and fancy cheeses?

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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    they smell like fancy cheese and grizzly bears, they taste like freshly fallen snow and maple syrup

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    i'll take 3!

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  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    they feel like cheese, smell like bears, look like snow and sound like syrup

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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    They have this strange reaction to cuban sand.

    Their body temperature goes up and they remove all their clothes

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    dadouw is tricking us

    he's trying to make us sail into the rocks

    block your ears men! lash me to the mast!

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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    they're wearing nothing at all

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