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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2010
    Dynagrip wrote: »

    It looks nice dyna

    but i won't lie i was kind of disppointed when it didn't turn out to be a realdoll

    i mean another realdoll

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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »

    I'm not convinced that the percentage of women who wouldn't is that much higher then the men. I know there is a lot of societal conditioning on the subject, guys who do are studs, women who do are sluts but I'm not sure how strong that conditioning is once you get outside of high school.

    Its the multiple orgasms, women can give themselves multiples, where as dudes can't without chafing and dehyrdation, they just have too many O's.

    Multiple orgasms does seem like it would be pretty damn rad.

    And erogenous zones, I mean licking my nipples is kind of like "Ok thats kind of sexy." But for women its an actual thing. Damn sexier bodies and more points of arousal!

    Clearly all of those sexual zones means women think constantly about it and thus we need to oppress them for their own good.

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  • LieberkuhnLieberkuhn __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »

    I'm not convinced that the percentage of women who wouldn't is that much higher then the men. I know there is a lot of societal conditioning on the subject, guys who do are studs, women who do are sluts but I'm not sure how strong that conditioning is once you get outside of high school.

    Its the multiple orgasms, women can give themselves multiples, where as dudes can't without chafing and dehyrdation, they just have too many O's.

    Multiple orgasms does seem like it would be pretty damn rad.

    And erogenous zones, I mean licking my nipples is kind of like "Ok thats kind of sexy." But for women its an actual thing. Damn sexier bodies and more points of arousal!

    Clearly all of those sexual zones means women think constantly about it and thus we need to oppress them for their own good.

    But then we just become lesbians and have even more orgasms

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    okay uh, what parts exactly chafe when a guy tries for multiple orgasms

    because that might be a sign to call it a day

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  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    oh yeah, rock salt

    so,

    silver, rocksalt, iron, ebony

    maybe gold for good measure

    if all else fails, or come cybermen come a-knocking

    uv bullets no thanks

    - holy water ampules

    - fire

    Also, anyone ever thought about the possibility of combining holy water with pure rock salt? Would that be like a super holy water?

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    oh yeah, rock salt

    so,

    silver, rocksalt, iron, ebony

    maybe gold for good measure

    if all else fails, or come cybermen come a-knocking

    uv bullets no thanks

    Make sure to cut the silver bullets with a stronger metal, if you don't they will fly fucked up (an overlooked fact in most movies dealing with silver bullets).

    Preacher on
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  • firewaterwordfirewaterword Satchitananda Pais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I wonder if holy water ice cubes would make cocktails taste better.

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  • Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2010
    If I was being significantly snarky, I would say the Earth has 0 moons. According to Isaac Asimov, the Earth-Moon system is a double planet system, not a planet-satellite system. And Cruithne is just plain not a moon of Earth at all.

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  • Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    oh yeah, rock salt

    so,

    silver, rocksalt, iron, ebony

    maybe gold for good measure

    if all else fails, or come cybermen come a-knocking

    uv bullets no thanks

    - holy water ampules

    - fire

    Also, anyone ever thought about the possibility of combining holy water with pure rock salt? Would that be like a super holy water?

    Don't forget running water, the bane of supernatural creatures everywhere!

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  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    - holy water ampules

    - fire

    Also, anyone ever thought about the possibility of combining holy water with pure rock salt? Would that be like a super holy water?
    I'm rather considering combining holy water with fire. Holy water vapour, spreading all over the place. Going up into the atmosphere and forming holy clouds, then coming back down as holy rain. Think about the range we could get with that!

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  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Anyone else think that Family Guy was unusually racist last night?

    I mean it's not Jeff Dunham or anything, but there were like three jokes where Peter made fun of black people for no real reason.

    Not trying to start a war on family guy, just wondering if I'm the only one that noticed it.

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    oh yeah, rock salt

    so,

    silver, rocksalt, iron, ebony

    maybe gold for good measure

    if all else fails, or come cybermen come a-knocking

    uv bullets no thanks

    Make sure to cut the silver bullets with a stronger metal, if you don't they will fly fucked up (an overlooked fact in most movies dealing with silver bullets).

    Thinking of just putting a thin sheath over a copper-jacketed bullet

    solid silver bullet would be useless

    but I don't know what would happen to the silver from the rifling

    also, incendiary bullets are a go

    not sure about how to make holy water bullets work

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  • Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2010
    Richy wrote: »
    - holy water ampules

    - fire

    Also, anyone ever thought about the possibility of combining holy water with pure rock salt? Would that be like a super holy water?
    I'm rather considering combining holy water with fire. Holy water vapour, spreading all over the place. Going up into the atmosphere and forming holy clouds, then coming back down as holy rain. Think about the range we could get with that!

    Ooo ooo! How about a Hydrogen Bomb that used Holy Heavy Water?!

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Anyone else think that Family Guy was unusually racist last night?

    I mean it's not Jeff Dunham or anything, but there were like three jokes where Peter made fun of black people for no real reason.

    Not trying to start a war on family guy, just wondering if I'm the only one that noticed it.

    For us to notice we would have had to watch it...

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Richy wrote: »
    - holy water ampules

    - fire

    Also, anyone ever thought about the possibility of combining holy water with pure rock salt? Would that be like a super holy water?
    I'm rather considering combining holy water with fire. Holy water vapour, spreading all over the place. Going up into the atmosphere and forming holy clouds, then coming back down as holy rain. Think about the range we could get with that!

    a holy steam room

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  • ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    9:30 has come and gone

    damn parental controls

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    If I was being significantly snarky, I would say the Earth has 0 moons. According to Isaac Asimov, the Earth-Moon system is a double planet system, not a planet-satellite system. And Cruithne is just plain not a moon of Earth at all.
    like I'm going to believe anything Asimov says

    his I, Robot movie was terrible

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »

    Thinking of just putting a thin sheath over a copper-jacketed bullet

    solid silver bullet would be useless

    but I don't know what would happen to the silver from the rifling

    also, incendiary bullets are a go

    not sure about how to make holy water bullets work

    Super Soakers man! Damn it did you not watch From Dusk Till Dawn? Or hell Bordello of Blood?

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    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    oh yeah, rock salt

    so,

    silver, rocksalt, iron, ebony

    maybe gold for good measure

    if all else fails, or come cybermen come a-knocking

    uv bullets no thanks

    Make sure to cut the silver bullets with a stronger metal, if you don't they will fly fucked up (an overlooked fact in most movies dealing with silver bullets).

    Thinking of just putting a thin sheath over a copper-jacketed bullet

    solid silver bullet would be useless

    but I don't know what would happen to the silver from the rifling

    also, incendiary bullets are a go

    not sure about how to make holy water bullets work

    it would be the same process as the uv tracer round or the paint rounds the military uses in training.

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  • Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2010
    Elendil wrote: »
    If I was being significantly snarky, I would say the Earth has 0 moons. According to Isaac Asimov, the Earth-Moon system is a double planet system, not a planet-satellite system. And Cruithne is just plain not a moon of Earth at all.
    like I'm going to believe anything Asimov says

    his I, Robot movie was terrible

    *twitch*

    *twitch*

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Rock salt would be easier to do in a shotgun

    actually most of these would be easier to do in a shotgun

    silver slug, anyone?

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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited March 2010
    i had nerf wars with my nephew last night

    it really ballasted my spirits

    that little bastard is adorable <3

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  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
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    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
  • WotanAnubisWotanAnubis Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    So, about the Acropolis...

    Where the Parthenon is...

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  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Elendil wrote: »
    If I was being significantly snarky, I would say the Earth has 0 moons. According to Isaac Asimov, the Earth-Moon system is a double planet system, not a planet-satellite system. And Cruithne is just plain not a moon of Earth at all.
    like I'm going to believe anything Asimov says

    his I, Robot movie was terrible

    Don't be silly Elendil. It was a perfect scene-for-scene adaptation of the novel.

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Rock salt would be easier to do in a shotgun

    actually most of these would be easier to do in a shotgun

    silver slug, anyone?

    Silver buck man.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • firewaterwordfirewaterword Satchitananda Pais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    My highschool class ring was blessed by some deacon. So if I ever get in a fist fight with a demon I'll be in luck.

    Not really though, because I'll be damned if I know where the hell the thing is.

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  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    oh yeah, rock salt

    so,

    silver, rocksalt, iron, ebony

    maybe gold for good measure

    if all else fails, or come cybermen come a-knocking

    uv bullets no thanks

    Make sure to cut the silver bullets with a stronger metal, if you don't they will fly fucked up (an overlooked fact in most movies dealing with silver bullets).

    Thinking of just putting a thin sheath over a copper-jacketed bullet

    solid silver bullet would be useless

    but I don't know what would happen to the silver from the rifling

    also, incendiary bullets are a go

    not sure about how to make holy water bullets work

    You'd want hollow-points to ensure silver contact with the target.

    TL DR on
  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I keep a fiddle around just in case Satan challenges me to a contest.

    I can't play it, but I plan to pull a Leela...

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  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Also, the quick and dirty way is just to take the hollow points, fill them with whatever, and then cover them with candle wax like in Jaws 2

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    The bullets I'm speaking of need to be 7.62 winchester or 12 gauge

    holy water would be so much more convenient in a supersoaker, yeah

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  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I plan on challenging the devil in a game of Counterstrike for my soul.

    I bet he's a AWP whore.

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  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    The bullets I'm speaking of need to be 7.62 winchester or 12 gauge

    holy water would be so much more convenient in a supersoaker, yeah

    I missed the beginning of this conversation. What are you killing?

    TL DR on
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Doesn't pretty much every supernatural everything die if its head is cut off?

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited March 2010
    did someone say bullets

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    oh yeah, rock salt

    so,

    silver, rocksalt, iron, ebony

    maybe gold for good measure

    if all else fails, or come cybermen come a-knocking

    uv bullets no thanks

    Make sure to cut the silver bullets with a stronger metal, if you don't they will fly fucked up (an overlooked fact in most movies dealing with silver bullets).

    Thinking of just putting a thin sheath over a copper-jacketed bullet

    solid silver bullet would be useless

    but I don't know what would happen to the silver from the rifling

    also, incendiary bullets are a go

    not sure about how to make holy water bullets work

    You'd want hollow-points to ensure silver contact with the target.

    what? There's no silver inside it

    the inside pretty much has to be lead

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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Ya a regular silver bullet would be too soft. the muzzle velocity of a normal gun would vaporize it

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  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    did someone say bullets

    Did you huff puff get here as fast as you could?

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited March 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    did someone say bullets

    Did you huff puff get here as fast as you could?

    so out of breath

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  • firewaterwordfirewaterword Satchitananda Pais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
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