All You Can Eat Pancakes at IHOP

fightinfilipino

is a bad, bad idea.

so IHOP is currently running an all you can eat pancakes promo. since they just opened one up in Harvard Square, a couple of friends and i decided to check it out. you get a starter stack of pancakes and a plate of assorted meats of porkly origin, hash browns, and maybe some eggs. once you finish off the first stack of pancakes, they'll bring you another plate of three pancakes and keep doing so until you're satisfied. or if you spew.

there were few survivors. and i'm pretty sure i have diabeetus now.

PotU

Sounds good.

Wish we had all you can eat stuff over here.

Thundar

Time to get stoned

Kusuguttai

Good! Maybe then they'll amputate your foot and you won't be able to hobble down to the IHOP and eat all the pancakes again! This will leave more tasty breakfast cakes for the rest of us, you slob.

Raijin Quickfoot

Say "I love crepes!"

Raneados

sometimes people say they don't like IHOP

and those people are dumb faces

Akilae729

fightinfilipino wrote:

is a bad, bad idea.

so IHOP is currently running an all you can eat pancakes promo. since they just opened one up in Harvard Square, a couple of friends and i decided to check it out. you get a starter stack of pancakes and a plate of assorted meats of porkly origin, hash browns, and maybe some eggs. once you finish off the first stack of pancakes, they'll bring you another plate of three pancakes and keep doing so until you're satisfied. or if you spew.

there were few survivors. and i'm pretty sure i have diabeetus now.

diabeetus diabeetus diabeetus


god damn, the only iHop close to me is about 2 miles up figeuora into downtown LA

Thundar

They put pancake batter in their omelets.

Kane2073

fightinfilipino wrote:

is a bad, bad idea.

there were few survivors. and i'm pretty sure i have diabeetus now.

Liberty Medical can help

fightinfilipino

i'm pretty sure people who don't like IHOP are horrible liars.



even the ones who have that weak-ass allergy to wheat products.

Dead Legend

i only like IHOP when i get good service

and that, is rare

but it is still a good gamble

Thundar

Kane2073 wrote:

fightinfilipino wrote:

is a bad, bad idea.

there were few survivors. and i'm pretty sure i have diabeetus now.

Garlic Bread

my friend did a "pancake eating contest" at IHOP once

he said he won with 18 pancakes and that nobody really ate much

Uriel

I like the cinnamon pancakes.

I usually can't eat a whole stack though, they are very filling.

Raneados

chocolate chip pancakes

always


with butter

fightinfilipino

i'm more of a fruity pancakes type of guy. none of that chocolate stuff. except maybe chocolate banana. mmmmmm.

Blitz Rawket

Keith wrote:

my friend did a "pancake eating contest" at IHOP once

he said he won with 18 pancakes and that nobody really ate much

They were too busy to eat.

Busy laughing at him for being such a tool.

Uriel

Raneados wrote:

chocolate chip pancakes

always


with butter

My brother always gets those.

Then he puts chocolate syrup on them.

And drinks hot chocolate with them.

Raneados

syrup does not go with chocolate chip

what the hell

Uriel

He really likes chocolate.

Garlic Bread

Blitz Rawket wrote:

Keith wrote:

my friend did a "pancake eating contest" at IHOP once

he said he won with 18 pancakes and that nobody really ate much

They were too busy to eat.

Busy laughing at him for being such a tool.

how does having contests make you a tool

i've had like two or three pudding eating contests

they suck because I always have to poop really bad and can't stomach more than like 5 snackpacks

Raijin Quickfoot

Uriel wrote:

He really likes chocolate.

I am going to take that to mean he likes getting fucked in the ass by large black men.

Oden

Raneados wrote:

sometimes people say they don't like IHOP

and those people are dumb faces

You know who is a dumb face?

CT is a dumb face, he posted a ban message in the Rules Thread.

potatoe

oh god

someone take me to IHOP

i could go for some pancakes right now, but i'm sure as hell not going alone

Raijin Quickfoot

potatoe wrote:

oh god

someone take me to IHOP

i could go for some pancakes right now, but i'm sure as hell not going alone

Come down to Florida, we will go. You have to drive though, I am not fit for it.

Raneados

Oden wrote:

Raneados wrote:

sometimes people say they don't like IHOP

and those people are dumb faces

You know who is a dumb face?

CT is a dumb face, he posted a ban message in the Rules Thread.

looks like a rule to me

Thundar

Keith wrote:

my friend did a "pancake eating contest" at IHOP once

he said he won with 18 pancakes and that nobody really ate much

I love competitive friends like that. My friend ate an entire grande meal at taco bell (that is 10 half pound burritos) just because someone told him he couldn't do it. Oh, and the dude is really skinny too.

FreddyD

I remember how Dilbert's dad lives in a buffet because he refuses to leave until he has eaten "all he can eat." Then I hate myself for knowing that.

I once went to an all-you-can-eat pizza buffet that was so greasy you could squeeze oil out of the slices like a wet sponge. It is getting out of control.

potatoe

Raijin Quickfoot wrote:

potatoe wrote:

oh god

someone take me to IHOP

i could go for some pancakes right now, but i'm sure as hell not going alone

Come down to Florida, we will go. You have to drive though, I am not fit for it.

that's like, 1200 miles from here
i don't know, man...that's a pretty long drive just for some pancakes

Kane2073

PotU

Uriel wrote:

Raneados wrote:

chocolate chip pancakes

always


with butter

My brother always gets those.

Then he puts chocolate syrup on them.

And drinks hot chocolate with them.

So, I just want to be really, really sure: Is clawshrimpy your brother?

Garlic Bread

Keith wrote:

Blitz Rawket wrote:

Keith wrote:

my friend did a "pancake eating contest" at IHOP once

he said he won with 18 pancakes and that nobody really ate much

They were too busy to eat.

Busy laughing at him for being such a tool.

how does having contests make you a tool

i've had like two or three pudding eating contests

they suck because I always have to poop really bad and can't stomach more than like 5 snackpacks

oh wait, you're a G&T faggot

you must think he's a tool because he

a)went outside
b)had friends
c)ate something other than cheetos

fightinfilipino

Spike's Hot Dogs has their Big Dogs hot dog eating thing. you buy and eat as many hot dogs in one hour without throwing up, and if you beat the current record they pay you back for the hot dogs and give you some clothes or something. the record i've seen is 18 dogs.


that is disgusting.

Righte

There are no IHOPs where I live

Thundar

Keith wrote:

Keith wrote:

Blitz Rawket wrote:

Keith wrote:

my friend did a "pancake eating contest" at IHOP once

he said he won with 18 pancakes and that nobody really ate much

They were too busy to eat.

Busy laughing at him for being such a tool.

how does having contests make you a tool

i've had like two or three pudding eating contests

they suck because I always have to poop really bad and can't stomach more than like 5 snackpacks

oh wait, you're a G&T faggot

you must think he's a tool because he

a)went outside
b)had friends
c)ate something other than cheetos

Uriel

PotU wrote:

Uriel wrote:

Raneados wrote:

chocolate chip pancakes

always


with butter

My brother always gets those.

Then he puts chocolate syrup on them.

And drinks hot chocolate with them.

So, I just want to be really, really sure: Is clawshrimpy your brother?

Yes.

Blitz Rawket

Keith wrote:

Blitz Rawket wrote:

Keith wrote:

my friend did a "pancake eating contest" at IHOP once

he said he won with 18 pancakes and that nobody really ate much

They were too busy to eat.

Busy laughing at him for being such a tool.

how does having contests make you a tool

i've had like two or three pudding eating contests

they suck because I always have to poop really bad and can't stomach more than like 5 snackpacks

Tool-ness and contest-havingness are not necessarily related. Calling him a tool was just sort of a stab in the dark.

I mean, if someone eats that many pancakes and nobody else eats very much at all, I can't imagine what those other guys would be saying other than, "Why are you still eating so much, what the hell."

xeroismygod

You fat fucks, this is disgusting!


Everyone knows waffles are superior.

Oden

Raneados wrote:

Oden wrote:

Raneados wrote:

sometimes people say they don't like IHOP

and those people are dumb faces

You know who is a dumb face?

CT is a dumb face, he posted a ban message in the Rules Thread.

looks like a rule to me

oh I can't read

guess I am the dumb face

BOY IS MY FACE DUMB

Garlic Bread

Blitz Rawket wrote:

Keith wrote:

Blitz Rawket wrote:

Keith wrote:

my friend did a "pancake eating contest" at IHOP once

he said he won with 18 pancakes and that nobody really ate much

They were too busy to eat.

Busy laughing at him for being such a tool.

how does having contests make you a tool

i've had like two or three pudding eating contests

they suck because I always have to poop really bad and can't stomach more than like 5 snackpacks

Tool-ness and contest-havingness are not necessarily related. Calling him a tool was just sort of a stab in the dark.

I mean, if someone eats that many pancakes and nobody else eats very much at all, I can't imagine what those other guys would be saying other than, "Why are you still eating so much, what the hell."

He said "hey guys who wants to have a pancake eating contest" and his friends said "okay let's do it"

and he got like 18 and the next highest was 12

PotU

Uriel wrote:

PotU wrote:

Uriel wrote:

Raneados wrote:

chocolate chip pancakes

always


with butter

My brother always gets those.

Then he puts chocolate syrup on them.

And drinks hot chocolate with them.

So, I just want to be really, really sure: Is clawshrimpy your brother?

Yes.

And he's also really into that whole Digimon stuff?