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Fuck! Can't get drunk. B-Day in 2 days.

lunarwulflunarwulf Registered User regular
edited January 2007 in Social Entropy++
My birthday is coming up and my tradition is to go on a 3 day bender until my birthday is over.

I've been through a quart of whiskey and a case of beer and I still don't feel a buzz. Maybe I'm not drinking fast enough.

It's been made abundantly clear that Ten O'Clock is time for Rainbow Six. It is not time for other games! You might think that it is, but it isn't. Don't show up at 10:05! That's not when it is. It is earlier.
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  • bentbent Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I hear diesel gets you drunk the quickest

    bent on
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  • OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Whats a quart

    is that just a bottle

    Oden on
  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    bent wrote:
    I hear diesel gets you drunk the quickest

    only if you light it afterwards.

    ascot on
  • lunarwulflunarwulf Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    ascot wrote:
    bent wrote:
    I hear diesel gets you drunk the quickest

    only if you light it afterwards.

    yeah, but it's got that greasy taste to it.

    Seriously, why can't I get drunk?

    I mean, wtf?

    lunarwulf on
    It's been made abundantly clear that Ten O'Clock is time for Rainbow Six. It is not time for other games! You might think that it is, but it isn't. Don't show up at 10:05! That's not when it is. It is earlier.
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    put it in your butt

    you absorb it better that way

    potatoe on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    lunarwulf wrote:
    ascot wrote:
    bent wrote:
    I hear diesel gets you drunk the quickest

    only if you light it afterwards.

    yeah, but it's got that greasy taste to it.

    Seriously, why can't I get drunk?

    I mean, wtf?

    you've obviously built up an immunity (however hard to tell) against alcohol

    I suggest cutting out the middle man and injecting hard liquor into your veins

    Raneados on
  • gazamcgazamc Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Well im pretty certain thats almost a physical impossibility. If I understand stupid american measurements. A case being 24 beers and i dont even know what a quart is.

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  • dushdush Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    drink a thermometer this will totally work

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  • lunarwulflunarwulf Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Raneados wrote:
    lunarwulf wrote:
    ascot wrote:
    bent wrote:
    I hear diesel gets you drunk the quickest

    only if you light it afterwards.

    yeah, but it's got that greasy taste to it.

    Seriously, why can't I get drunk?

    I mean, wtf?

    you've obviously built up an immunity (however hard to tell) against alcohol

    I suggest cutting out the middle man and injecting hard liquor into your veins
    That's just death.

    Intriguing though.

    How the fuck do you build up an immunity to that much whisky and beer?

    lunarwulf on
    It's been made abundantly clear that Ten O'Clock is time for Rainbow Six. It is not time for other games! You might think that it is, but it isn't. Don't show up at 10:05! That's not when it is. It is earlier.
  • HelloHello Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    by lieing

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  • lunarwulflunarwulf Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    gazamc wrote:
    Well im pretty certain thats almost a physical impossibility. If I understand stupid american measurements. A case being 24 beers and i dont even know what a quart is.

    I don't fucking know, I just don't feel a buzz or feel tipsy. I'm certain that it would not be good to drive, but I just don't feel anything.

    A quart is like 4 pints.

    lunarwulf on
    It's been made abundantly clear that Ten O'Clock is time for Rainbow Six. It is not time for other games! You might think that it is, but it isn't. Don't show up at 10:05! That's not when it is. It is earlier.
  • MendozaMendoza Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Have you been doing drugs

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  • lunarwulflunarwulf Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Mendoza wrote:
    Have you been doing drugs

    No. Stopped that in college.

    It's 7:13 EST and I started about 1:30.

    I don't really feel anything, but I keep having to piss constantly.

    lunarwulf on
    It's been made abundantly clear that Ten O'Clock is time for Rainbow Six. It is not time for other games! You might think that it is, but it isn't. Don't show up at 10:05! That's not when it is. It is earlier.
  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    At least you CAN drink. i turn 19 tomorrow but theres about an inch of ice on the roads and its gonna stay there til late tuesday so looks like no fiesta for me! D:

    at least its a three day weekend.......

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  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I'm going to call BS on this one. A quart of whiskey and 24 beers in six hours? It is simply not possible to metabolize this much alcohol quickly enough for it not to kill you.

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  • gazamcgazamc Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    naporeon wrote:
    I'm going to call BS on this one. A quart of whiskey and 24 beers in six hours? It is simply not possible to metabolize this much alcohol quickly enough for it not to kill you.

    In fairness I have probably drank a similar amount in a similar timeframe as that before, though quite literally not being able to get myself home at the end of the evening.

    but man 4 pints of whiskey. maybe not.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    It took me a solid 45 minutes to an hour to feel a few shots of Patron Silver at New Years.

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  • lunarwulflunarwulf Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    naporeon wrote:
    I'm going to call BS on this one. A quart of whiskey and 24 beers in six hours? It is simply not possible to metabolize this much alcohol quickly enough for it not to kill you.

    ok.

    Is it possible I am drunk and just don't realize it for whatever reason?

    lunarwulf on
    It's been made abundantly clear that Ten O'Clock is time for Rainbow Six. It is not time for other games! You might think that it is, but it isn't. Don't show up at 10:05! That's not when it is. It is earlier.
  • the cheatthe cheat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    i'm pretty sure not being able to get drunk without consuming dangerous amounts of alcohol is a sign that you have the addict gene.

    the more you know

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    You should put this in H/A.

    Just do Bodka.

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  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    lunarwulf wrote:
    naporeon wrote:
    I'm going to call BS on this one. A quart of whiskey and 24 beers in six hours? It is simply not possible to metabolize this much alcohol quickly enough for it not to kill you.

    ok.

    Is it possible I am drunk and just don't realize it for whatever reason?
    Sure. Your brain might just be ignoring the soporific effects of the alcohol.

    I'm just saying that you're claiming to have had the equivalent of upwards of 60 shots of alcohol in six hours. It is not physiologically possible to survive that high a concentration of alcohol.

    EDIT: 66.667 shots, to be a little more precise.

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  • lunarwulflunarwulf Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    the cheat wrote:
    i'm pretty sure not being able to get drunk without consuming dangerous amounts of alcohol is a sign that you have the addict gene.

    the more you know

    I wouldn't doubt that. Mom's an alcoholic, dad was an alcoholic.

    lunarwulf on
    It's been made abundantly clear that Ten O'Clock is time for Rainbow Six. It is not time for other games! You might think that it is, but it isn't. Don't show up at 10:05! That's not when it is. It is earlier.
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    itt lunarwolf lies and has a very furry name

    Raneados on
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    naporeon wrote:
    lunarwulf wrote:
    naporeon wrote:
    I'm going to call BS on this one. A quart of whiskey and 24 beers in six hours? It is simply not possible to metabolize this much alcohol quickly enough for it not to kill you.

    ok.

    Is it possible I am drunk and just don't realize it for whatever reason?
    Sure. Your brain might just be ignoring the soporific effects of the alcohol.

    I'm just saying that you're claiming to have had the equivalent of upwards of 60 shots of alcohol in six hours. It is not physiologically possible to survive that high a concentration of alcohol.

    EDIT: 66.667 shots, to be a little more precise.

    It's possible he's actually dead already and his posting is like post-death animation or whatever that's called.

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  • the cheatthe cheat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    in that case, my advice is to just move straight to heroin. why mess around with lesser drugs, eh?

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  • gazamcgazamc Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Raneados wrote:
    itt lunarwolf lies and has a very furry name

    i keep envisioning one of those dudes you see with a navy blue sweater with a picture of a wolf howling at the moon on

    one of those.

    gazamc on
  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Drez wrote:
    naporeon wrote:
    lunarwulf wrote:
    naporeon wrote:
    I'm going to call BS on this one. A quart of whiskey and 24 beers in six hours? It is simply not possible to metabolize this much alcohol quickly enough for it not to kill you.

    ok.

    Is it possible I am drunk and just don't realize it for whatever reason?
    Sure. Your brain might just be ignoring the soporific effects of the alcohol.

    I'm just saying that you're claiming to have had the equivalent of upwards of 60 shots of alcohol in six hours. It is not physiologically possible to survive that high a concentration of alcohol.

    EDIT: 66.667 shots, to be a little more precise.

    It's possible he's actually dead already and his posting is like post-death animation or whatever that's called.
    Fucking zombies! Everybody hide. I'll grab the shotgun and some cricket bats.

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
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  • lunarwulflunarwulf Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    naporeon wrote:
    Sure. Your brain might just be ignoring the soporific effects of the alcohol.

    I'm just saying that you're claiming to have had the equivalent of upwards of 60 shots of alcohol in six hours. It is not physiologically possible to survive that high a concentration of alcohol.

    How does that work?

    I'm not saying I'm not physically impaired, I 'm just saying I don't feel a buzz or feel drunk, other than having to piss a lot, which is extremely common for me.

    I won't argue about surviving that high a concentration. I really don't know. I just feel a little headache.

    Fuck, maybe I have the time I started wrong. I don't know. I just wish I felt a buzz.

    lunarwulf on
    It's been made abundantly clear that Ten O'Clock is time for Rainbow Six. It is not time for other games! You might think that it is, but it isn't. Don't show up at 10:05! That's not when it is. It is earlier.
  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I think he's just spilling it down the front of his shirt and making a huge wet spot in his pants.

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  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Jordyn wrote:
    snip

    once again jordyn's sig makes the post 10x better

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  • lunarwulflunarwulf Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    gazamc wrote:
    Raneados wrote:
    itt lunarwolf lies and has a very furry name

    i keep envisioning one of those dudes you see with a navy blue sweater with a picture of a wolf howling at the moon on

    one of those.

    Where would you find one of those?

    lunarwulf on
    It's been made abundantly clear that Ten O'Clock is time for Rainbow Six. It is not time for other games! You might think that it is, but it isn't. Don't show up at 10:05! That's not when it is. It is earlier.
  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I don't truck with no zombies, boy. Figure out how much you've ACTUALLY had to drink, and we can help you.

    t tugga hi5 for almost being join-date buddies.

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  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    naporeon wrote:
    I don't truck with no zombies, boy. Figure out how much you've ACTUALLY had to drink, and we can help you.

    t tugga hi5 for almost being join-date buddies.

    lol sad thing is ive lurked for about 98% of the time.. i think i have less than 20 posts

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  • gazamcgazamc Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    lunarwulf wrote:
    gazamc wrote:
    Raneados wrote:
    itt lunarwolf lies and has a very furry name

    i keep envisioning one of those dudes you see with a navy blue sweater with a picture of a wolf howling at the moon on

    one of those.

    Where would you find one of those?

    you tell me

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  • FreddyDFreddyD Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I heard that some people born with FAS can drink alcohol like water. Wiki is failing me right now though so I can't prove it.

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  • lunarwulflunarwulf Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    gazamc wrote:
    lunarwulf wrote:
    gazamc wrote:
    Raneados wrote:
    itt lunarwolf lies and has a very furry name

    i keep envisioning one of those dudes you see with a navy blue sweater with a picture of a wolf howling at the moon on

    one of those.

    Where would you find one of those?

    you tell me

    Well, hell, where did you see one?

    lunarwulf on
    It's been made abundantly clear that Ten O'Clock is time for Rainbow Six. It is not time for other games! You might think that it is, but it isn't. Don't show up at 10:05! That's not when it is. It is earlier.
  • EffStarStarStarEffStarStarStar Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    A quart is 2 pints, not 4. It is also 0.95 liters.

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  • lunarwulflunarwulf Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    FreddyD wrote:
    I heard that some people born with FAS can drink alcohol like water. Wiki is failing me right now though so I can't prove it.

    I doubt I have Fetal Alcohol Syndrome. I usually get drunk pretty fast. Tonight I'm just having an issue with that.

    lunarwulf on
    It's been made abundantly clear that Ten O'Clock is time for Rainbow Six. It is not time for other games! You might think that it is, but it isn't. Don't show up at 10:05! That's not when it is. It is earlier.
  • MendozaMendoza Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf_tshirt.htm

    Mendoza on
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