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rockmonkey

Krosius wrote:

MAINER 3.0 wrote:

rockmonkey wrote:

To solidify your hold on your new kingdom you would have to choose a strong mate. I suggest the ex-alpha male.

His weakness repels me.

Wouldn't he want a fema......you know what? I quit. Fuck a man-monkey I don't care.

*switch off lights and walks out*

I laughed pretty hard then I remembered a youtube link posted before the last youtube thread died that I showed my wife.

here its only 30sec.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3OnVRS9UHo

Here's what my wife says upon watching said clip, "Get it monkey, Get it."

MAINER 3.0

I once went to the zoo with my family, and there was some species of ape in a large display area. The male was pissed, he was tossing around plastic trash cans and all kinds of shit they had given him to play with. I'll add for story purposes that his ass was large and also red. This is key so pay attention.

These females, man, they would come up to him and wave their ass in his face, and he would become angry and chase them into the fake branches and platforms they had set up in this big cage area. Eventually, he caught one. And I got to stand there with my parents and older sister while this monkey fucked the living daylights out of the female he caught.

There were young kids there, too, watching on.

Have you ever heard a crowd of people remark in disgust in unison?

Beautiful.

rockmonkey

MAINER 3.0 wrote:

I once went to the zoo with my family, and there was some species of ape in a large display area. The male was pissed, he was tossing around plastic trash cans and all kinds of shit they had given him to play with. I'll add for story purposes that his ass was large and also red. This is key so pay attention.

These females, man, they would come up to him and wave their ass in his face, and he would become angry and chase them into the fake branches and platforms they had set up in this big cage area. Eventually, he caught one. And I got to stand there with my parents and older sister while this monkey fucked the living daylights out of the female he caught.

There were young kids there, too, watching on.

Have you ever heard a crowd of people remark in disgust in unison?

Beautiful.

that's whats so fucked up about our society. Sex and nature are EVIL!

MAINER 3.0

rockmonkey wrote:

MAINER 3.0 wrote:

I once went to the zoo with my family, and there was some species of ape in a large display area. The male was pissed, he was tossing around plastic trash cans and all kinds of shit they had given him to play with. I'll add for story purposes that his ass was large and also red. This is key so pay attention.

These females, man, they would come up to him and wave their ass in his face, and he would become angry and chase them into the fake branches and platforms they had set up in this big cage area. Eventually, he caught one. And I got to stand there with my parents and older sister while this monkey fucked the living daylights out of the female he caught.

There were young kids there, too, watching on.

Have you ever heard a crowd of people remark in disgust in unison?

Beautiful.

that's whats so fucked up about our society. Sex and nature are EVIL!

I think it's just that people were disgusted by his raging erection. There was a lot of rage in his thrusting

Also, I ate funnel cake the whole time.

Pkmoutl

MAINER 3.0 wrote:

I once went to the zoo with my family, and there was some species of ape in a large display area. The male was pissed, he was tossing around plastic trash cans and all kinds of shit they had given him to play with. I'll add for story purposes that his ass was large and also red. This is key so pay attention.

These females, man, they would come up to him and wave their ass in his face, and he would become angry and chase them into the fake branches and platforms they had set up in this big cage area. Eventually, he caught one. And I got to stand there with my parents and older sister while this monkey fucked the living daylights out of the female he caught.

There were young kids there, too, watching on.

Have you ever heard a crowd of people remark in disgust in unison?

Beautiful.

They were probably Bonobos.

So several years back, when I was dating my ex (the Ice Bitch), we went to the Detroit zoo during one of our vacations. It was a long weekend, and we were going to see my grandparents, so the entire family went to the zoo.

Anyway, we get to the new area they made for the Great Apes (it's really nice), and they have an indoor and an outdoor area for each ape type to roam around in. The chimpanzees were all outside having (literally) a shit fight, and the bobobos were all inside in their observation room thing. A few were wandering in and out, but the majority of them were sitting inside. In the few minutes we were there, we saw at least four pairs of bonobos fucking, including at least one homo pair, one pair of lesbians and one bonobo giving another one head. No, I am not making this up, one ape was blowing another. The screams of horror made by the Second Graders that were doing a tour that day were hysterical. "Look at the monkeys....AAAAAAGGGHHH! TEACHER, WHAT ARE THEY DOING??!??!?"

I can sympathize with the little bastards, though. When we went four our field trip to a local dairy farm back when I was in first grade, we were standing there looking at the cows when a bull jumped up and mounted one of the cows and just started hammering away. The farmer said, "It's okay, kids. That's how mommy and daddy cows say they love each other."

I couldn't drink milk for a month and a half after that.

klok

i wonder if youtube has any videos of savage animal sex

maybe i can take some notes