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What do you think of Germany?

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I enjoy Werner Herzog, both as a personality and as a filmmaker. And Funny Games is one of my favorite films, though it was made in Austria.

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    squeefishsqueefish Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I loved Germany. I was there for three weeks last March and it was an opportunity of a lifetime, since the only reason I got to go was that my rich aunt and uncle were traveling through it and they wanted me to translate for them :P

    Frankfurt was awesome. I just really enjoyed the atmosphere of that place, even when it was raining. And the shopping there was great.

    Berlin had a shocking amount of graffiti, but was also beautiful. Although the weather was surprisingly miserable the whole time we were there, so that kind of put a damper (ha! ha ha! No pun intended!) on things while we were there.

    Munich was cool, but packed with other tourists. The Glockenspiel is seriously neat.

    Bavarian accents are hard to understand, and Bavarian men in small towns are sometimes uncomfortably friendly and welcoming.

    All the small towns we were in were just amazingly beautiful. When you come from a place where driving on the highway means just going in a straight line past a whole bunch of flat fields, you really come to appreciate all the little settlements to look at as you drive through 'em.

    Neuschwanstein is beeeeeeeeautiful!

    I also ate obscene amounts of Schnitzel while I was there. And beer was amazingly cheap, delicious and plentiful.

    Basically, I give it an A+

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    MerovingiMerovingi regular
    edited January 2007
    What do I think of Germany?
    Honestly, I'm not sure but I'd love to visit to learn more via first hand experience. I'm sure there's a few things different culturally but I'm not sure that it's really any different than living here in the U.S. (besides hearing/seeing the German language more than I'm used to).

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    jackisrealjackisreal Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
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    German boardgames, of course. :)

    :D

    Settlers of Catan FTW

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    ShintoShinto __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    Doc wrote:
    Say waht you will about the Germans but I happen think Western culture owes more to the Germans than just about any other nationality.

    Through breaking down American isolationism?

    LQTM

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    3lwap03lwap0 Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    What are the first things that come to your mind?

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    Seriously. Explain this one to me.

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    CherrnCherrn Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I will say, living near the Germany border in Denmark, German tourists are very, very hard to like.

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    MgcwMgcw Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    3lwap0 wrote:
    What are the first things that come to your mind?

    2004-actor-hasselhoff.jpg

    Seriously. Explain this one to me.

    Explanation

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    Death_ClawDeath_Claw Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I really like Germany, and think it would be a great place to live if not for the weather. Munich has to be the greatest city to live in I ever visited, but just the thought of the winter over there makes me stick with Madrid as the best city to live in.

    I have quite a few German friends and I think that the younger generations, the ones that lived mostly on a post cold war world, are among the most friendly people in Europe. I spend a couple of weeks over there, 6 days in Berlin, 3 in Osnabrück and 4 in Munich. I liked Berlin a lot, I felt right at home when I was there, even knowing only about a dozen of words in German and most of them being bad words (thats all I managed to learn after having a German roommate for 4 months). Even tough there was not a lot to see and I was only there to visit a friend I also liked Osnabrück, and I guess I have already said how I feel about Munich...

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    WearingglassesWearingglasses Of the friendly neighborhood variety Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I have a German uncle, and two of my aunts lived there for a while. The meatstuffs they bring home are divine.

    I don't know much about the country, though. Is there a generation gap of sorts in there?

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    MorgensternMorgenstern ICH BIN DER PESTVOGEL DU KAMPFAFFE!Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Being German, I can tell you a few things that go against some of the things said in here so far...

    a.) Reunification with the East was never as easy as someone made it out to be. There's still a fair amount of tension between East and West regions on a social basis.
    b.) Far right groups are on the rise as of late and racial tensions are growing, no matter what the government tries to tell you. Where are they growing? Yes, in the former East Germany.
    c.) Our porn isn't that weird. Most of the time.

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    AlyceInWonderlandAlyceInWonderland Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I, my self, am mostly of German and Austrian Descent, and I would absolutely LOVE to travel to Germany. I'm friends with a German Exchange student at my school, and she's probably one of the nicest people I've ever met. Oh, and German food is excellent.


    That's pretty much all I got.

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    ege02ege02 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    Oktoberfest.

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    SamiSami Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    What's with all the "k"s Germany? Do you really love discipline so much that you felt it necessary to whip a perfectly good "c" into shape?

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    LibrarianLibrarian The face of liberal fascism Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    3lwap0 wrote:
    What are the first things that come to your mind?

    2004-actor-hasselhoff.jpg

    Seriously. Explain this one to me.


    The Hoff was more or less a one-hit wonder here in Germany, one of his singles did really good and boosted the sales of his album and subsequent singles never really matched that.

    He has not had a hit in Germany for at least 15 years and he is not adored by the German public.

    I am pretty sure that every country has their share of crappy one-hit wonders though.

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    tbloxhamtbloxham Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Excellent beer(lager), arguably the best and most diverse in the world.

    Great food, although any attempt to eat truly traditional german food more than once a week would result in gravitational collapse of the person doing so. All that cabbage, dumplings and pork is delicious, but by God is it heavy!

    Coke in glass bottles

    Insane cyclists who are so determined to observe the laws of the cycling lanes that they would crash into a car and kill themselves just to show how right they were.

    The EU

    Bread which is fantastic for 6 hours, and is then totally stale. However their sandwhich bread is awful, but that is true of every country in the world except the UK.

    Nice cars

    Delightful people, provided you dont try to discuss Iraq or the Enviroment. "When will your people end your illegal war in Iraq!"

    Coalition government

    Strange freedom of speech regulations.

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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    I will make a Texas version of this thread in a week or two. Just you know, to fit in.

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    Juergen HubertJuergen Hubert Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I've just found an interesting website - the Germany Survival Bible. This site has explanations for all kinds of details of life in Germany - including reader stories.

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    FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I do like Switzerland. It was pretty cool.

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    CantidoCantido Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Are there, emotionally unstable redheads who pilot giant organic robots in Germany's military?

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    SithDrummerSithDrummer Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Things I particularly remember from visiting Germany:

    Schneeballen
    Excellent meat and bread everywhere
    The mountains around Garmisch-Partenkirchen
    Giving a hot cafe waitress an incredible tip because I wasn't really paying attention and Euros are coins
    KZ-Flossenburg
    Castle Neuschwanstein
    Another gorgeous cafe waitress in Heidelberg that I'll be looking for the next time I'm there
    Using my extremely rudimentary language skills to get around
    Some guy peeing on the side of a porta-potty


    Aside from the last entry on my list (funny but disturbing), these are the things I absolutely loved about Germany. What a fun country to visit, but I haven't determined if I'd like to live there. Great people.

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    MorgensternMorgenstern ICH BIN DER PESTVOGEL DU KAMPFAFFE!Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Cantido wrote:
    Are there, emotionally unstable redheads who pilot giant organic robots in Germany's military?

    How does an organic robot even work?

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    redxredx I(x)=2(x)+1 whole numbersRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Cantido wrote:
    Are there, emotionally unstable redheads who pilot giant organic robots in Germany's military?

    How does an organic robot even work?

    really long extension cords.

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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Cantido wrote:
    Are there, emotionally unstable redheads who pilot giant organic robots in Germany's military?

    How does an organic robot even work?

    The answer to both questions is... not yet!

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    LondonBridgeLondonBridge __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    Interestingly Germany has been off our grid for some time lately. The last news I remember reading was about Merkel's election and that was awhile. Not much entertainment from Germany either, except for gaming. Remember the 80s new-wave of the 80s? Awesome stuff!

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    redxredx I(x)=2(x)+1 whole numbersRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    not much enertainment from germany?

    You should read Reuters' Oddly Enough page. Germany is mentioned almost weekly for someone doing something hilariously stupid.

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    RoanthRoanth Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Like Germany and the people. Find the history fascinating (not just WWI and II but influence of Prussia and formation of the nation in the 1850's-1870's). Been to Bavaria and Dresden (Dreseden had a lot of hotties). Random stuff that comes to my mind.

    1. Insane work rules / benefits and ridiculously powerful unions (which can be traced back, ironically enough, to Bismarck).

    2. Sky-high unemployment (see #1).

    3. Turkish immigrants

    4. #1 exporter of hard goods in the world by a giant margin (much bigger than China).

    5. Franco-Prussian War

    6. "This is how we say good-bye in Germany!" *crack*

    On a more serious note, Germany obviously lost a lot of territory (including areas that had traditionally been strongly German) during the two world wars. If you will indulge me, how do Germans feel about the fact that Prussia (sort of the "birthplace" of modern Germany) now lies completely outside its borders? Are there any strong German areas still in that region or did they all flee the Soviets in 1944-45?

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    redx wrote:
    not much enertainment from germany?

    You should read Reuters' Oddly Enough page. Germany is mentioned almost weekly for someone doing something hilariously stupid.

    replace 'weekly" with "daily" and we'd be talking about Florida here

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    redxredx I(x)=2(x)+1 whole numbersRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    redx wrote:
    not much enertainment from germany?

    You should read Reuters' Oddly Enough page. Germany is mentioned almost weekly for someone doing something hilariously stupid.

    replace 'weekly" with "daily" and we'd be talking about Florida here

    naw man, I read that at work for, like, a year.

    Germany got a lot more coverage than florida. See... you have to kinda be able to laugh at it, and most people don't find the horible shit that happens in florida funny.

    See... someone driving through a construction sight at 120 KPH because thier TomTom told them to, funny.

    Somone driving thier car into a lake with thier kids in the back seat, because god told them to, not funny to people outside of this forum.

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    KMFurDMKMFurDM Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    I would just like to say I like Germany very much. Their position on violence is a bit wonky but I enjoyed my time there and I am currently looking for work over there.

    Oh yeah...lots of hot chicks. At least...where I was.

    It's where I'd live if I won the lottery. A nice small house near Adenau and a big garage. :wink:

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    RoanthRoanth Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    My only complaint with Germany is how some of their anti-Nazi laws have messed up the icons in Hearts of Iron and Hearts of Iron II. That is all.

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    BewisBewis Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I just want to jump on the bandwagon and heap mounds of praise on Berlin. I really enjoyed Munich as well, but it did seem like a bit of a tourist trap.

    But Berlin. Fuck I loved that town. Not only did it seem very open and green-friendly (I mean, look at the size of the tiergarten) but it seemed to me to be by far the most vibrant, diverse and friendly city I've ever visited. I will make another trip before I die.

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    chrono_travellerchrono_traveller Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Well, since I just visited Germany last summer (first trip overseas) I should probably give a little before/after impression of Germany

    before: I always had the impression that Germany was rather urbanized and that the "traditional" german village had gone by the wayside to make way for industrialization. As far as people go, I must admit I had bought into at least some of the stereotype of Germans being rather serious and practical all the time, even while drinking or partying.

    after: I have to say that those thoughts were totally incorrect about most of the people I met in Germany (I was mostly in the south near Trier with a stop near Frankfurt and one near Munich). The countryside was absolutely beautiful. Trier was especially terrific. The people were also very friendly as well. The lady who ran the inn near Aschaffenburg where I stayed really was exemplary of the kindness I found all around Germany. She just gave me some tea for free when I came in early to check in and I'm pretty sure I over heard her tell the maids to get my room ready (my German isn't very good, so I could only pick out some of the words). She even gave me a ride back down to the train station the next day (even though it was only a couple blocks down the street).

    My only complaint was that nobody bloody let me practice any of my German! Virtually all my conversations were like
    Me (In my horrible german): Gutentag. Konnen Sie...
    Person: Hi, do you speak English?
    Me: *shoulders fall* Yes. Is my German really that bad?

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    HandgimpHandgimp R+L=J Family PhotoRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    hometown of Erlangen

    Ha, I lived in Erlangen for a few years before the US Army base closed - 1992 to 1994 (6th through 8th grade). Went to visit one of the local schools one day. Beautiful city, I really loved it. Then I moved on to Giebelstadt - my main memory of that place was the two-story mural of Hasselhoff in the town square (no joke - this was 1995, so probably the zenith of his popularity).

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    DeathmongerDeathmonger Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Germans seem nominally less crazy than most. . .

    Thinks that I relate to modern Germany:
    Turks
    McCarthief
    Overpriced, overrated cars
    Discotheques, Discotecas, whatever they're called
    Gay porn, and other strange processed meats
    Dubious censorship
    and Merkel . . .

    I once went to Switzerland. I would like to retire there. How do Germans view the Swiss? Der Schweitze.

    ps. Declensions are so 1000+ years ago. Tell your language to get with modern trends - right now German is on par with Romanian and Icelandic. (Declensions are the reason why I'd study French over German if I go for a third, otherwise I'd pick German though o.0)

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    VirumVirum Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    My German friend once said that declensions and gender are in place to keep stupid people out. ;)

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited January 2007
    ps. Declensions are so 1000+ years ago. Tell your language to get with modern trends - right now German is on par with Romanian and Icelandic. (Declensions are the reason why I'd study French over German if I go for a third, otherwise I'd pick German though o.0)

    German doesn't arbitrarily assign gender to nouns though, right?

    edit: also, Russian declines as well. I believe that most if not all Slavic languages do.

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    DocDoc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    Irond Will wrote:
    German doesn't arbitrarily assign gender to nouns though, right?

    I believe they do.

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited January 2007
    Doc wrote:
    Irond Will wrote:
    German doesn't arbitrarily assign gender to nouns though, right?
    I believe they do.
    Oh. Well that shit is retarded in any language.

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    redxredx I(x)=2(x)+1 whole numbersRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Doc wrote:
    Irond Will wrote:
    German doesn't arbitrarily assign gender to nouns though, right?

    I believe they do.

    da.

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