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You know you're sick when

Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
edited January 2007 in Social Entropy++
Your brain tricks you into getting up and taking a shower and you think it was a bunch of your friends, then you realize that you tricked your self into getting up.

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  • snapsnap Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    rly?

    snap on
  • MuhahahahahaMuhahahahaha Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    IN THE YEAR TWO THOUSAAAAAAAAAND

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  • snapsnap Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    in the year two thousand gay men will be so common that straight men will be called fairies.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    you can't sleep for more than a couple hours a night and just thinking about eating makes you want to puke

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    ...the tumor starts puking up chunks of you.

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    potatoe wrote:
    you can't sleep for more than a couple hours a night and just thinking about eating makes you want to puke
    Hey I have the first half. I'm pretty sure I had such a high fever I was delusional, because I couldn't sleep because my blankets were making to many pipe connections.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    ZeroZero wrote:
    potatoe wrote:
    you can't sleep for more than a couple hours a night and just thinking about eating makes you want to puke
    Hey I have the first half. I'm pretty sure I had such a high fever I was delusional, because I couldn't sleep because my blankets were making to many pipe connections.
    i hate when my mind does that too me
    sometimes i'll have nights where i can't sleep because i'm having a heated argument with the group of people around me trying to convince me i'm not really tired, then i realize it's all in my head...and other stuff like that

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  • BewisBewis Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    you think Dr. Tran is funny.

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  • PlaymobilPlaymobil Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    The auras start appearing in your vision.

    You know what's coming.

    and ohmygodithurtssofuckingmuchmakeitstop.

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  • snapsnap Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    you guys don't sound sick

    you sound like you have a case of the ghosts.

    snap on
  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Yeah it does suck. I need my hair to dry so I can go back to sleep.

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  • AshcroftAshcroft LOL The PayloadRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    one second you're at college, and the next moment it's 2 weeks later and you wake up in hospital ripping a breathing tube out of your throat.

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  • meddleRPImeddleRPI Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    When you come back to SE++ after so many years. So, so many years...

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  • Bacon-BuTTyBacon-BuTTy Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    potatoe wrote:
    ZeroZero wrote:
    potatoe wrote:
    you can't sleep for more than a couple hours a night and just thinking about eating makes you want to puke
    Hey I have the first half. I'm pretty sure I had such a high fever I was delusional, because I couldn't sleep because my blankets were making to many pipe connections.
    i hate when my mind does that too me
    sometimes i'll have nights where i can't sleep because i'm having a heated argument with the group of people around me trying to convince me i'm not really tired, then i realize it's all in my head...and other stuff like that

    That sure sounds healthy.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    potatoe wrote:
    ZeroZero wrote:
    potatoe wrote:
    you can't sleep for more than a couple hours a night and just thinking about eating makes you want to puke
    Hey I have the first half. I'm pretty sure I had such a high fever I was delusional, because I couldn't sleep because my blankets were making to many pipe connections.
    i hate when my mind does that too me
    sometimes i'll have nights where i can't sleep because i'm having a heated argument with the group of people around me trying to convince me i'm not really tired, then i realize it's all in my head...and other stuff like that

    That sure sounds healthy.
    it's gotten better. i used to not realize it was all in my head and just keep believing it all until i passed out from exhaustion or whatever, now i usually figure it out within an hour or two and will myself to shut it all out of my head

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  • HomelessHomeless Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I haven't been sick since August. That was when I almost went into a coma. I couldn't sleep the night before I went to the hospital because the goddamn gangstas in top hats on the streets of 19th century London wouldn't shut the fuck up.

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I thought I was going to die. I woke up at one point and I thought my stomach was eating it's self

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  • Kane2073Kane2073 regular
    edited January 2007
    The best is throwing up when you're sick. SO relieving. Plus you get to stay home from school and watch cartoons all day. And If you're REALLY sick, you're up at like 5 am to catch a rousing episode of Mr. Wizard's World.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    well, i usually still go to class even if i start throwing up...unless it's one of those "oh lets visit the bathroom every 30 minutes for the next 12 hours" kind of sick

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  • HomelessHomeless Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I throw up with a good amount of violence. I usually end up having smaller pukes a few minutes later, so it still sucks.

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  • Bacon-BuTTyBacon-BuTTy Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Kane2073 wrote:
    The best is throwing up when you're sick. SO relieving. Plus you get to stay home from school and watch cartoons all day. And If you're REALLY sick, you're up at like 5 am to catch a rousing episode of Mr. Wizard's World.

    being off school sick are some of my best childhood memories.

    Games feel so much better when you're off sick too. Whenever i am sick i always remember playing and completing Earthworm Jim on the megadrive from my bed.


    Wierd sleep related things -

    When i am ill, i normally dont remember going to bed, like that part of my memory was lost in a system crash. So if being IN A CAR was the last thing i did before going to bed, it can be pretty fucking frightening.

    "Oh shit i am still in a car - ...... *few seconds pass* ... wait nope. I am in bed. What the hell?"

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  • Kane2073Kane2073 regular
    edited January 2007
    potatoe wrote:
    well, i usually still go to class even if i start throwing up...unless it's one of those "oh lets visit the bathroom every 30 minutes for the next 12 hours" kind of sick

    The difference between high school and college is strange. I was sick for the better part of December, and I struggled to GO to class. I'd wake up and be like, in high school this would SO be a reasonable excuse to stay home.

    Plus I went to a small catholic school where you might learn more at home watching Looney Tunes, LOtR, or Back to the Future trilogy all day.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    One time in college I was really sick and ended up sleeping for about 20 hours straight.

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  • LardalishLardalish Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    The Geek wrote:
    One time in college I was really sick and ended up sleeping for about 20 hours straight.

    Ive done that while I was completely healthy.


    Of course I had just gone on some weird sleep-fast. I think I was goin on like 72hrs without sleep? I dunno, it was pretty stupid.

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited January 2007
    Guys, my appendix didn't explode in the night so I guess I don't have appendicitis.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    dammit

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    shit

    i mean

    YAY

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  • QuadropheniaQuadrophenia Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Kane2073 wrote:
    The best is throwing up when you're sick. SO relieving. Plus you get to stay home from school and watch cartoons all day. And If you're REALLY sick, you're up at like 5 am to catch a rousing episode of Mr. Wizard's World.

    The problem is, though, is that when you get older and out of highschool, getting sick isn't like that anymore because you don't have your mom to do stuff for you and take care of you. Getting sick fucking sucks now.

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  • ShurakaiShurakai Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Feeling the blood course through your veins.

    This always happens to me about 1-2 days before a sickness hits. I'm not sure if its from a change in blood pressure, or what.

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  • Bacon-BuTTyBacon-BuTTy Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Kane2073 wrote:
    The best is throwing up when you're sick. SO relieving. Plus you get to stay home from school and watch cartoons all day. And If you're REALLY sick, you're up at like 5 am to catch a rousing episode of Mr. Wizard's World.

    The problem is, though, is that when you get older and out of highschool, getting sick isn't like that anymore because you don't have your mom to do stuff for you and take care of you. Getting sick fucking sucks now.

    I still play on my PS2 from my bed sometimes, to try to re-capture the awesome of being sick.

    But yeah mostly you have to go outside all blurry eyed and dizzy, make your own food, burn yourself on kettle steam wich hurts like 10 times more when you're sick, etc etc. being sick does suck now.

    And god forbid having to go to work when sick. Especially my job. I am on my feet for 9 hours a day. 45minute break. Ugh.

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited January 2007
    potatoe wrote:
    dammit

    This is exactly the reaction I was hoping to follow my post.

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited January 2007
    potatoe wrote:
    shit

    i mean

    YAY

    This is also acceptable.

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited January 2007
    Quetzi wrote:
    Guys, my appendix didn't explode in the night so I guess I don't have appendicitis.
    this guy i knew thought he had appendicitis but then he turned out to have testicular torsion

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    bongi wrote:
    Quetzi wrote:
    Guys, my appendix didn't explode in the night so I guess I don't have appendicitis.
    this guy i knew thought he had appendicitis but then he turned out to have testicular torsion

    God, what ever happened to Doctor-Patient confidentiality?!

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited January 2007
    bongi wrote:
    Quetzi wrote:
    Guys, my appendix didn't explode in the night so I guess I don't have appendicitis.
    this guy i knew thought he had appendicitis but then he turned out to have testicular torsion
    I don't think I have that. My dad's girlfriend had to treat that once I think because she is a kinda doctor. She is to doctor as chihuahua is to dog. Technically I guess it is a doctory thing, but come on, the chihuahua is a fucking rat. But yeah, we made my dad uncomfortable by talking about testicular torsion, because he had no idea what we were talking about.

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  • GodfatherGodfather Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    You know you're sick when you wake up around 3 in the morning throwing up dark red blood back to back to back to back.

    Fuck getting your wisdom teeth out.

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  • ShurakaiShurakai Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Often when you have a deadly flu you are left with two options:

    While puking, shall you leave your underwear/pants on to shield the surrounding area from the impeding ass explosion but as a consequence subject yourself to utter revolting horror?

    Or shall you remove said items of clothing and wash off the walls later?

    When these types of decisions must be made, you know you are a tad under the weather.

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  • HomelessHomeless Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    puke in a big ol' bucket while sitting on the terlet.

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Godfather wrote:
    You know you're sick when you wake up around 3 in the morning throwing up dark red blood back to back to back to back.

    Fuck getting your wisdom teeth out.

    getting your wisdom teeth out is awesome, dude

    unless one of those open pools gets infected, that part sucks

    but the vicodin and week off of school beforehand were bomb

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited January 2007
    when your tummy hurts and you're sitting on the toilet and because you have to shit really badly and you feel like you're going to puke is the worst feeling ever

    because it's like, "fuck, which do i do"

    and you either grab the trashcan or try and arch into the tub

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