I think getting sexual favors while playing WoW is weird as hell. I think it's because sex is way more enjoyable like, in a bed, and so it just makes it seem like you're having such a good time levelling in Un'Goro or raiding ICC that you can't tear yourself away for an awesome blowjob.
It's not the blowjob, it's playing WoW that's weird.
I dunno. There are times when WoW is fun.
I sort of stopped playing three weeks ago. I did not make a choice to stop playing. I just stopped logging on for raids.
I pretty much only log on every 2 days to check my auctions and then go back to doing other things. I need to just end my subscription and spend the $15 a month on something else.
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Oh, I played WoW one night when my ex was studying and when she wanted to blow me while playing, I turned her down cuz I thought it was weird. She seemed hurt by that.
But I made it up to her the next day by taking her hiking and she loved it.
Oh right, then she cheated on me and said I didn't care about her.
Yeah, that's what I get for being a selfless and trusting baffoon.
So I'm gonna try actually sleeping now though.
This is why you never turn down a blowjob.
Brandon Routh
Yes. And I want his character to just fucking die.
Good news!
The Ring slowly tortures him while making him watch his wife dieing over and over again? And we learn in the trades that Routh is a very serious method actor so the torture wasn't faked?
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Oh, I played WoW one night when my ex was studying and when she wanted to blow me while playing, I turned her down cuz I thought it was weird. She seemed hurt by that.
Did she break up with you because you did not let her blow you?
You think that's weird? One of my break ups was caused because I wouldn't rape my girlfriend. I shit you not.
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I think getting sexual favors while playing WoW is weird as hell. I think it's because sex is way more enjoyable like, in a bed, and so it just makes it seem like you're having such a good time levelling in Un'Goro or raiding ICC that you can't tear yourself away for an awesome blowjob.
Sometimes it's fun to distract your partner.
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HachfaceNot the Minister Farrakhan you're thinking ofDammit, Shepard!Registered Userregular
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_J_ I appreciate that your respect for philosophers stops well before the analytic-continental divide.
so it just makes it seem like you're having such a good time levelling in Un'Goro or raiding ICC that you can't tear yourself away for an awesome blowjob.
EXACTLY!!!!!
When I told my girlfriend that I enjoyed being with her more than I enjoyed playing WoW she got mad at me.
At least SOMEONE understands that blowjobs > WoW.
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Alternatively, it would be weird as hell to feel pleasure while playing WoW.
I think getting sexual favors while playing WoW is weird as hell. I think it's because sex is way more enjoyable like, in a bed, and so it just makes it seem like you're having such a good time levelling in Un'Goro or raiding ICC that you can't tear yourself away for an awesome blowjob.
Sometimes it's fun to distract your partner.
Maybe I just conflate WoW strongly with neckbeardy addiction because imagining this during other hobbies doesn't weird me out nearly as much
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Oh, I played WoW one night when my ex was studying and when she wanted to blow me while playing, I turned her down cuz I thought it was weird. She seemed hurt by that.
But I made it up to her the next day by taking her hiking and she loved it.
Oh right, then she cheated on me and said I didn't care about her.
Yeah, that's what I get for being a selfless and trusting baffoon.
So I'm gonna try actually sleeping now though.
This is why you never turn down a blowjob.
Brandon Routh
Yes. And I want his character to just fucking die.
Oh, I played WoW one night when my ex was studying and when she wanted to blow me while playing, I turned her down cuz I thought it was weird. She seemed hurt by that.
Did she break up with you because you did not let her blow you?
You think that's weird? One of my break ups was caused because I wouldn't rape my girlfriend. I shit you not.
...
what?
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how many bottles of this am i gonna have to go through before it starts tasting good, pods?
i dunno, I liked it after the first few tries
@hach: I know we've had this conversation before, but I think Foucault is a compelling writer who knows how to structure both his arguments and his rhetoric and can turn a phrase with style.
This may be because I read so much Derrida and Heidegger, so Foucault just seems like a breeze.
Oh, I played WoW one night when my ex was studying and when she wanted to blow me while playing, I turned her down cuz I thought it was weird. She seemed hurt by that.
Did she break up with you because you did not let her blow you?
You think that's weird? One of my break ups was caused because I wouldn't rape my girlfriend. I shit you not.
...
what?
I figured somebody would ask, so I went ahead and copied and pasted where I wrote it up from awhile back:
I briefly went out with this girl in high school. She was constantly dropping sexual innuendo and teasing me about the things she wanted to do, though we were both virgins. We made out quite a few times but didn't exactly have a time/location to get naked, with snooping parents and all. Eventually I get paid to house-sit for a friend for a weekend. Awesome, house to myself, so I invite this girl to come over and spend the night with me. She excitedly accepts. Condoms are purchased.
We have a fun night that ends with the two of us in bed. I just finished giving her oral, she's naked and all I have left on are my boxers. I start taking them off and she stops me and climbs on top of me, and grinds on me. I enjoy that for a bit but I'm a little bit anxious to move on to what we were excited about.
She stops me and says no. "What?" "I'm uncomfortable." "Oh... uh... Okay. Can I at least get a handjob or something to finish me off?" "No, I don't want to."
This while she continues grinding on me and doing interesting things to my neck in between words. So, a little frustrated at my newfound blue balls, I tell her fine, that I'm going to go downstairs and sleep on the couch so that I can finish myself off without making her uncomfortable. The next morning she's all pissed off at me and we break up soon after.
I thought that I pushed too hard and didn't notice she was uncomfortable and I just didn't notice until it was time to actually have sex and she put her foot down. I felt like an asshole.
Then, when we start talking to each other again, I find out that she actually wanted to fuck that night. She just thought that it was her role as a girl to say no, and my role as a guy to take her, and I should have known by what she was doing that she wanted me to. She said that "if I wanted to get laid I had to learn how to be a man, like [her new boyfriend.]"
Yeah, then we promptly stopped talking again.
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Oh, I played WoW one night when my ex was studying and when she wanted to blow me while playing, I turned her down cuz I thought it was weird. She seemed hurt by that.
But I made it up to her the next day by taking her hiking and she loved it.
Oh right, then she cheated on me and said I didn't care about her.
Yeah, that's what I get for being a selfless and trusting baffoon.
So I'm gonna try actually sleeping now though.
This is why you never turn down a blowjob.
Brandon Routh
Yes. And I want his character to just fucking die.
Good news!
The Dacia Sanduro is almost here!
That made me laugh much harder then it should have.
I think getting sexual favors while playing WoW is weird as hell. I think it's because sex is way more enjoyable like, in a bed, and so it just makes it seem like you're having such a good time levelling in Un'Goro or raiding ICC that you can't tear yourself away for an awesome blowjob.
I think getting sexual favors while playing WoW is weird as hell. I think it's because sex is way more enjoyable like, in a bed, and so it just makes it seem like you're having such a good time levelling in Un'Goro or raiding ICC that you can't tear yourself away for an awesome blowjob.
ICC?
Icecrown Citadel, the latest and greatest raid instance.
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Irond WillWARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!!Cambridge. MAModeratorMod Emeritus
I'd actually say that the majority of girls that I know actually want men that well, man handle them, that coerce them, that are the sexual agressor, etc.
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Well, that would be one way to accelerate my living with VH, because you know, my father would throw me out of the house.
Justin thinks it's weird if they don't negotiate the price up front
One time I dated a novelty ice cream cone.
It didn't last long.
The only people who talk about it are people I know from church, and that is fairly rare.
No, I save novelty as a motivator for comically hideous acts of wanton sexual depravity.
I'm a born romantic, I guess.
I dunno. There are times when WoW is fun.
I sort of stopped playing three weeks ago. I did not make a choice to stop playing. I just stopped logging on for raids.
I pretty much only log on every 2 days to check my auctions and then go back to doing other things. I need to just end my subscription and spend the $15 a month on something else.
When i read summaries of Foucault I sometimes like what i read (sometimes I don't but whatever).
When I read Foucault directly I kind of want to die. Maybe it's better in the original French?
I'd date a bear on a unicycle simply for the novelty of it.
https://twitter.com/Hooraydiation
But, you know, liberal SoCal and all that.
You think that's weird? One of my break ups was caused because I wouldn't rape my girlfriend. I shit you not.
Sometimes it's fun to distract your partner.
A blowjob while raiding :winky:
Why'd the MT die? Why'd you stop healing him?
EXACTLY!!!!!
When I told my girlfriend that I enjoyed being with her more than I enjoyed playing WoW she got mad at me.
At least SOMEONE understands that blowjobs > WoW.
Damn I am on fire!
LEERRROOOOYYYYY JEENKKKIINNNNSSSS!!!!
Frankie's safe because she's vintage
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Maybe I just conflate WoW strongly with neckbeardy addiction because imagining this during other hobbies doesn't weird me out nearly as much
...
what?
i dunno, I liked it after the first few tries
@hach: I know we've had this conversation before, but I think Foucault is a compelling writer who knows how to structure both his arguments and his rhetoric and can turn a phrase with style.
This may be because I read so much Derrida and Heidegger, so Foucault just seems like a breeze.
Thank you.
it's a difficult balancing act, robos
let me warn you up front
If I was playing street fighter or starcraft? Leave my junk alone!
Something mindless like mario galaxy or WoW though? Go to town.
I figured somebody would ask, so I went ahead and copied and pasted where I wrote it up from awhile back:
That made me laugh much harder then it should have.
ICC?
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
I can't take any game that seriously.
You're right, I'd probably be better off dating the unicycle.
https://twitter.com/Hooraydiation
Icecrown Citadel, the latest and greatest raid instance.
yes
and also she seems to completely reinvent herself every six months or so
novelty isn't really an issue with her
It is hypnotic. There was a surprisingly strong response when I brought it back.
It's decently off putting.