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Silly Jehovah's Witnesses Betta Get Off My Lawn
Sweeney Tom
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So I was watching TMZ with my parents, who have discovered that they save money staying at my house immediately after a vacation as long as the vacation is near holidays. I hear an annoying DING which startles Dad up off the couch.
2 Jehovah's Witnesses holding pamphlets then proceeded to talk for 3 minutes straight about how they wanted to recruit us and all the "benefits" that would occur if we were to do so. After politely declining, they walked away while we breathed a sigh of relief.
My dad then proceeded to respond, "Next time they come here, I'm telling them we're Satanists. Son, you go get a red marker and write 666 on our doorstep, while Imma go get some crosses, turn them upside down, and hang them on the door. That way, no religious chucklefucks can wake me up again."
I missed TMZ ripping on celebrities because 2 religious chucklefucks tried, and failed, to recruit me and my family.
So, SE++, have you had any encounters with annoying religious people that have made you want to be atheist recently?
2 Jehovah's Witnesses holding pamphlets then proceeded to talk for 3 minutes straight about how they wanted to recruit us and all the "benefits" that would occur if we were to do so. After politely declining, they walked away while we breathed a sigh of relief.
My dad then proceeded to respond, "Next time they come here, I'm telling them we're Satanists. Son, you go get a red marker and write 666 on our doorstep, while Imma go get some crosses, turn them upside down, and hang them on the door. That way, no religious chucklefucks can wake me up again."
I missed TMZ ripping on celebrities because 2 religious chucklefucks tried, and failed, to recruit me and my family.
So, SE++, have you had any encounters with annoying religious people that have made you want to be atheist recently?
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mine were both male, with silly ass ties and weird hats
basically the goofiest chucklefucks you'd ever encounter
Steam
I was just trying to do my job man, don't yell at me for trying to save your soul.
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then you came here to make a bad thread about it
But people can do whatever they want; it doesn't affect me
Silly ass ties and goofy hats doesn't even sound like them. They're pretty strict about stuff like that when they're out and about knockin on doors and such.
Also, Teefs. I have heard that Islam is the light. Is this true?
i'm not!
sure, i find them annoying
but i find lots of people annoying
if i went through life berating and trying to offended everyone i found irritating...
well, quite frankly, that's too much work.
i find the mormon kids with their backpacks and ties and little nametag that says "Elder Robert" when they're like 17 way more annoying than the Jay-Dubs.
because those mormon kids will follow you or they won't leave you alone when you are waiting for the bus or something and you basically can't just say "no thank you" and close the door because you're out in public
and you inevitably have to be rude to them to make them go away
i don't like being rude to people, as a rule.
have 2 weird-ass chucklefucks talk about religion for 3 minutes
without doing anything but looking at them
it feels like 3 years
i had to shave 5 times in a row just to prevent myself from looking like charles manson because my beard grew in the time it took for them to unsuccessfully try and convert my family
and we weren't rude
to their face at least
once they left we couldn't stop laughing
Steam
Man up, son.
Why?
One day two showed up to the house, my mother greeted them with smiles and the new testament in hand. invited them in, and started into her own spechial about why they should convert to the roman catholic faith.
After half an hour they polite declined and left. in 13 years, not one has come here since and we see them come by, they skip right past this here house.
I didn't even realize what he said until I was back inside but just out of habit I'd told him "thanks, you too"
I guess that wasn't about religious people. oh well
And then you close the door and walk away.
You don't have to listen to a 3 minute spiel.
Pussies.
I would be interested in the 72 virgins I've heard so much about. Could I exchange some of them for a couple experienced women? I'd trade them 2 for 1 if I had to.
The Jehovah's Witnesses that come around my place are two women, who drive a Dodge Charger. I give them a little more respect because of their car.
door-to-door jehovah's witnesses are about as annoying as door-to-door salesmen (since, essentially, that's what they are)
which is to say, pretty annoying
i just don't get why people make such an elaborate thing about trying to offend or scare them
show some fucking backbone, say "No thanks" and shut the god damn door.
As a member of the church of the frozen steak i disagree.
sorry that you don't have that much time on your hands, munk
Steam
I said no and walked into my house.
The end.
now that sounds like quite a morning
haha, there have been so many times where i'll just give the routine response to things thinking about what people normally say without realizing what someone actually said.
Steam
Tadah.
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They haven't come back since.
B - E ASSERTIVE
within two hours utah had dispatched missionaries from the local outlet to his door
I was impressed, that's military-style response time
The more likely reason is that it became impractical to drive out this far to try to sell us crap.
I wasn't sure how to take those posts but I was pretty much leaning towards this