We step outside into a smelly canyon that's dumb and full of assholes and miners and Hendrix tells us where to go.
We use some remote charges to sneak by the dumb mercs and sneak into the back of the bunker
We're a fuckin Mars James Bond everybody!
Pluck a Rail Driver off one of the mercs, he doesn't need it.
This is why the rail driver is the most bullshit gun in any game ever. It lets you see, and fires through walls. The AI will, on occasion, do it too. Thankfully the AI is retarded and only does it around corners, otherwise the game would be unwinnable.
Look out, it's the Van Tram!
Shoot up some more asshole mercs.
All aboard!
It's a trap! Thankfully the AI is set to Storm Trooper and just fires about willy nilly.
Uhoh, an enemy tram!
One skirmish later, and Parker reigns supreme Tram Master!
Hey look, it's Eos! And she has good news!
And it's Hendrix, with orders.
Another shoot out with mercs, but we got button pressing to do now!
Shoot up some more mercs
What waits behind this door? Why a cutscene of course!
So we have to get to the shuttle in 10 minutes fighting our way through mercs? Not a problem!
Hendrix has the right idea, for once!
:winky: Oh yes, this will do nicely.
Let them try!
They aren't trying very hard.
This is the big fucking gun of Red Faction, instakills most everything on direct contact, and deals crazy amounts of splash damage about a screen and a half away. Only problem is you get it so late.
And that big nuclear ball? That's its projectile.
No one would blame you if you hijacked the shuttle and went back to Earth, Parker, I know I wouldn't.
Hendrix informs us we have to come out the space closet to continue, but that's for another day.
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We step outside into a smelly canyon that's dumb and full of assholes and miners and Hendrix tells us where to go.
We use some remote charges to sneak by the dumb mercs and sneak into the back of the bunker
We're a fuckin Mars James Bond everybody!
Pluck a Rail Driver off one of the mercs, he doesn't need it.
This is why the rail driver is the most bullshit gun in any game ever. It lets you see, and fires through walls. The AI will, on occasion, do it too. Thankfully the AI is retarded and only does it around corners, otherwise the game would be unwinnable.
Look out, it's the Van Tram!
Shoot up some more asshole mercs.
All aboard!
It's a trap! Thankfully the AI is set to Storm Trooper and just fires about willy nilly.
Uhoh, an enemy tram!
One skirmish later, and Parker reigns supreme Tram Master!
Hey look, it's Eos! And she has good news!
And it's Hendrix, with orders.
Another shoot out with mercs, but we got button pressing to do now!
Shoot up some more mercs
What waits behind this door? Why a cutscene of course!
Intense button hitting action!
Haul ass back to the tram for a not that exciting fade to black "explosion" and our tram is dead.
We end todays set on a fucking time limit! Enjoy! Hahaha.
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So we have to get to the shuttle in 10 minutes fighting our way through mercs? Not a problem!
Hendrix has the right idea, for once!
:winky: Oh yes, this will do nicely.
Let them try!
They aren't trying very hard.
This is the big fucking gun of Red Faction, instakills most everything on direct contact, and deals crazy amounts of splash damage about a screen and a half away. Only problem is you get it so late.
And that big nuclear ball? That's its projectile.
No one would blame you if you hijacked the shuttle and went back to Earth, Parker, I know I wouldn't.
Hendrix informs us we have to come out the space closet to continue, but that's for another day.
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Only guy left in this ship is this asshole, stupid scientist.
Check out that bounty on us!
This stage is 90% this. Corridors.
And shafts.
Looks like the mercs are freakin out.
Let's shut the computers and get the base down!
Afterwards, Eos is in trouble.
Let's blow this sucker up!
Timed escape sequence go!
Kaboom!
Nearing the end stretch, let's light this sucker up!
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Looks like Parker missed a helluva party.
Poor Miners
Even more fighting, Parker misses all the fun.
A bridge, must be heading the right way.
Aha! Masakos fort!
It's a trap!
Now you're in jail, great parker just great!
It's a good thing the Red Faction came along to save you.
And yet you still let them die!
Oh hey Hendrix.
You got it buddy.
Hendrix, noooo! You can tell he's dieing cause of the ellipses.
Hijack a merc fighter and plow through the same looking corridors.
Meet up with Masako and 3 part boss battle ensues! Her fighter
Nanoshield, and then just shoot her plain old self with the rail driver
Hey look, it's Eos!
Move the right arrows in this totally random minigame to stop the bomb!
Woah, Eos, what did you eat?!
And the EDF shows up to save the day.
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