ITT Dru's House is Being Robbed

Gatsby

So I live two doors down from the local Retirement Center. It's 1:15am at the moment and for some reason the alamr has been tripped and now there's a fire engine and a police car, possibly ambulance, on the way as I can hear the sirens getting closer. I was planning to sleep soon, so I'm pretty annoyed.

Anything else happening with you SE++? Any brushes with danger, alarms or authorities recently?

Jordyn

there was probably a knife fight.

Mysst

couple gerries tried fucking standing up and fell, resulting in someone grabbing the fire alarm on the way down to a broken hip

Rhesus Positive

There was a guy with a megaphone outside my workplace this morning announcing that there was a water leak. Apparently the water was turned off for a while.

That's about as exciting as it gets round these parts.

Naphtali

Nearly had an SUV sideswipe me this morning on the way to work because he felt driving over a flattened concrete lane divider was a p cool idea.

Gatsby, did you ever finish those books I sent you for Secret Shamblers?

Jordyn

Gang war. East side of the home versus the west side.

My mom works at a nursing home; she tells me this stuff happens all the time.

Gatsby

Oh my god this fire engine's lights are shining directly into my house and the driver keeps honking the horn

Goddamnit man I see you but christ go down two more houses you can't miss it

Robcham

OH NO

DRUUUUUUUU

Gatsby

Okay the firemen are gone, the alarm stopped 5 minutes ago.

Well I guess that's over with- what the fuck the alarm was set off again?

Jordyn how fucking long do these gang wars last I need rest!

lostwords

I had a few friends that used to work at a nursing home. They always told me that the place was just full of fucking and sex and all that good stuff, since the old timers don't give a fuck. And that STDs were rampant. Like she knocked on someone's door one time, to deliver food or something and was greeted by the sight of an 80 year old lady completely nude, who said she was waiting for her nooner. Gross.

Butters

A professor of mine that did some work at a few retirement homes said they all be fucking eachother like mad in those places.

thorgot

well i'm glad your emergency is over Gatsby

Gatsby

But it's not thorgot

It's just begun

Muggins

There was a crazy fire at one of the nearby apartment buildings in my complex

Jordyn

Gatsby wrote: »

Okay the firemen are gone, the alarm stopped 5 minutes ago.

Well I guess that's over with- what the fuck the alarm was set off again?

Jordyn how fucking long do these gang wars last I need rest!

oh sometimes they can round all the old people up in a few minutes, other times you get a full blown riot going and it lasts a couple of hours.

Langly

Naphtali wrote: »

Nearly had an SUV sideswipe me this morning on the way to work because he felt driving over a flattened concrete lane divider was a p cool idea.

Gatsby, did you ever finish those books I sent you for Secret Shamblers?

Getting my morning mcdonald's coffee there was an employee hawking coupons to the drive through lane. While she was yelling at me, an old woman walked in front of my still moving car and I almost hit her. Dang old people

Garlic Bread

Jordyn wrote: »

Gatsby wrote: »

Okay the firemen are gone, the alarm stopped 5 minutes ago.

Well I guess that's over with- what the fuck the alarm was set off again?

Jordyn how fucking long do these gang wars last I need rest!

oh sometimes they can round all the old people up in a few minutes, other times you get a full blown riot going and it lasts a couple of hours.

get Batman on the line

Naphtali

If this topic has taught me anything its that old people are raging nymphomaniacs and burn down their old homes and get hit by cars easily

Thanks for putting me some f'ing knowledge, thread

Gatsby

Naphtali wrote: »

Nearly had an SUV sideswipe me this morning on the way to work because he felt driving over a flattened concrete lane divider was a p cool idea.

Gatsby, did you ever finish those books I sent you for Secret Shamblers?

Oh yeah man, been a bit busy but I've just started the third one. Loving them so far thanks again Hope you enjoyed the comics I sent!

Jordyn this is not news I want to hear. Right now there's a geriactric Montague/Capulet situation next door and I will not have my neighbourhood turn into Shakespearean Verona. Not on my watch.

Naphtali

Gatsby wrote: »

Naphtali wrote: »

Nearly had an SUV sideswipe me this morning on the way to work because he felt driving over a flattened concrete lane divider was a p cool idea.

Gatsby, did you ever finish those books I sent you for Secret Shamblers?

Oh yeah man, been a bit busy but I've just started the third one. Loving them so far thanks again Hope you enjoyed the comics I sent!

Jordyn this is not news I want to hear. Right now there's a geriactric Montague/Capulet situation next door and I will not have my neighbourhood turn into Shakespearean Verona. Not on my watch.

I had Dragoncity as my shambler gifter, not sure who you had but I'm sure they enjoyed them

Garlic Bread

Gatsby wrote: »

Naphtali wrote: »

Nearly had an SUV sideswipe me this morning on the way to work because he felt driving over a flattened concrete lane divider was a p cool idea.

Gatsby, did you ever finish those books I sent you for Secret Shamblers?

Oh yeah man, been a bit busy but I've just started the third one. Loving them so far thanks again Hope you enjoyed the comics I sent!

Jordyn this is not news I want to hear. Right now there's a geriactric Montague/Capulet situation next door and I will not have my neighbourhood turn into Shakespearean Verona. Not on my watch.

then you don't need Batman

you need to become Gatman

the man with the power of two gats

Robcham

bang bang bang bang

SwissLion

I'm so sorry everyone.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVeg78Yfp7g

Oh jeeze now I am sad.

Gumpy

I just had a police siege go on down the road, pretty nifty

Had a helicopter and everything

tastypastry

Langly wrote: »

Naphtali wrote: »

Nearly had an SUV sideswipe me this morning on the way to work because he felt driving over a flattened concrete lane divider was a p cool idea.

Gatsby, did you ever finish those books I sent you for Secret Shamblers?

Getting my morning mcdonald's coffee there was an employee hawking coupons to the drive through lane. While she was yelling at me, an old woman walked in front of my still moving car and I almost hit her. Dang old people

wait, did you actually hit her? is that why we have to tow your car??

Meissnerd

sounds like a job for MAAAAATTTTLLLLOOOCCCCKKKKKKKK

VisionOfClarity

tastypastry wrote: »

Langly wrote: »

Naphtali wrote: »

Nearly had an SUV sideswipe me this morning on the way to work because he felt driving over a flattened concrete lane divider was a p cool idea.

Gatsby, did you ever finish those books I sent you for Secret Shamblers?

Getting my morning mcdonald's coffee there was an employee hawking coupons to the drive through lane. While she was yelling at me, an old woman walked in front of my still moving car and I almost hit her. Dang old people

wait, did you actually hit her? is that why we have to tow your car??

Busted!

Langly

VisionOfClarity wrote: »

tastypastry wrote: »

Langly wrote: »

Naphtali wrote: »

Nearly had an SUV sideswipe me this morning on the way to work because he felt driving over a flattened concrete lane divider was a p cool idea.

Gatsby, did you ever finish those books I sent you for Secret Shamblers?

Getting my morning mcdonald's coffee there was an employee hawking coupons to the drive through lane. While she was yelling at me, an old woman walked in front of my still moving car and I almost hit her. Dang old people

wait, did you actually hit her? is that why we have to tow your car??

Busted!

Haha, yeah maybe she put a hex on my serpentine belt (that is what they think might have broken)

But no I didn't hit her.

cadmunky

man, now i can't wait to get old! sexy senior sexings allupins.

and pudding.

tastypastry

goodness, no more getting hexed, you. we can't afford it.

Jordyn

Meissnerd wrote: »

sounds like a job for MAAAAATTTTLLLLOOOCCCCKKKKKKKK

maybe he and Murder, She Wrote could team up?

Meissnerd

Jordyn wrote: »

Meissnerd wrote: »

sounds like a job for MAAAAATTTTLLLLOOOCCCCKKKKKKKK

maybe he and Murder, She Wrote could team up?

if they remember their meds!!

Garlic Bread

Jordyn wrote: »

Meissnerd wrote: »

sounds like a job for MAAAAATTTTLLLLOOOCCCCKKKKKKKK

maybe he and Murder, She Wrote could team up?

this job is too big for them

we need the Golden Girls