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More like Ass-Kick heh heh

HyperAquaBlastHyperAquaBlast Registered User regular
edited April 2010 in Social Entropy++
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So this movie was pretty kick ass. Based on a comic I have never read or heard of till recently. Awesome characters and very cool soundtrack going along with some bad ass action scenes.

Saw the first showing with a good crowd and everyone seemed to love it. The film went wacky for 2min but some dude went off to tattle and the audience got all free tickets out of it. Pretty kick ass.

Really good flick and for some reason made me feel good too. Gonna go buy me a wetsuit.

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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    gonna see this soon hopefully

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Looks cool

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Hoping to see this with roomates over the weekend.

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    just saw this. really should have been called Hit-Girl, but it was still a sweet movie.

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    HyperAquaBlastHyperAquaBlast Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    The Kick-Ass kid would also totally make a really good Peter Parker I think

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    been looking forward to this!

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    freakish lightfreakish light butterdick jones and his heavenly asshole machineRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Wren wrote: »
    just saw this. really should have been called Hit-Girl, but it was still a sweet movie.

    I was thinking this throughout the entire second half.

    also the way Big Daddy did his inflections fucking slayed me

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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    this is going to end up like wanted

    another mark miller over-the-top "satire" that everyone on the internet is excited for and then hates in a month

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    this is going to end up like wanted

    another mark miller over-the-top "satire" that everyone on the internet is excited for and then hates in a month

    nah

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Wren wrote: »
    just saw this. really should have been called Hit-Girl, but it was still a sweet movie.

    I was thinking this throughout the entire second half.

    also the way Big Daddy did his inflections fucking slayed me

    I wanted more big daddy scenes. he was pretty fucking badass

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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    okay

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    freakish lightfreakish light butterdick jones and his heavenly asshole machineRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    There was some of that wish-fulfillment that was in Wanted as well, but the whole plot that got watered-down into some stupid "loom... of fate!" setpiece was the thing that really pissed me off.

    Granted, I haven't actually read this one, but the plot felt a little less pants on head stupid than Wanted's. Even though it's obviously been trimmed way down, they just couldn't cram that much secondary character development into the amount of stuff that happens throughout the movie.

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited April 2010
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    this is going to end up like wanted

    another mark miller over-the-top "satire" that everyone on the internet is excited for and then hates in a month

    pretty sure this is going for a different tone than wanted did

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    freakish lightfreakish light butterdick jones and his heavenly asshole machineRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Wren wrote: »
    Wren wrote: »
    just saw this. really should have been called Hit-Girl, but it was still a sweet movie.

    I was thinking this throughout the entire second half.

    also the way Big Daddy did his inflections fucking slayed me

    I wanted more big daddy scenes. he was pretty fucking badass

    The whole warehouse sequence, after we've been watching Kick Ass kind of stumble his way through his fight scenes, just felt so right

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    this is going to end up like wanted

    another mark miller over-the-top "satire" that everyone on the internet is excited for and then hates in a month

    pretty sure this is going for a different tone than wanted did

    Dunno why Snowbeat is using quotation marks here, since this film is obviously satirizing superheroes and is deliberately being comical about it.

    Whereas Wanted was attempting to be more serious-yet-badass and became kind of an unintentional joke in the process.

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    it also dosen't hurt that they got an actually talented director in Matthew Vaughn.

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    freakish lightfreakish light butterdick jones and his heavenly asshole machineRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    no but seriously this is what I loved best about Big Daddy

    (it's really a surprise if you haven't seen him doing this in trailers, I'd say it's actually a spoiler)
    The Adam West voice. oh my god

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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    this is going to end up like wanted

    another mark miller over-the-top "satire" that everyone on the internet is excited for and then hates in a month

    But wanted was horrible in basically every way. People were excited for it? I mean isn't the whole property nothing more than a big fuck you to everybody from the creator because he threw whatever together to get money?

    That's the story I heard anyway.

    I've been hearing this is actually good

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited April 2010
    plus it looks like the kid who plays kickass is less of a fucking chump than the lead guy in wanted

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    freakish lightfreakish light butterdick jones and his heavenly asshole machineRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I got that thing from the OP about just feeling... good walking out of the theater. I dunno, I'm kind of riding the high of the movie. Man, it was great.

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    No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Ebert's review is....

    bad.

    Some of the stuff he's going on about is just. I dunno. Has he lost it?

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    HyperAquaBlastHyperAquaBlast Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    this is going to end up like wanted

    another mark miller over-the-top "satire" that everyone on the internet is excited for and then hates in a month

    pretty sure this is going for a different tone than wanted did

    Dunno why Snowbeat is using quotation marks here, since this film is obviously satirizing superheroes and is deliberately being comical about it.

    Whereas Wanted was attempting to be more serious-yet-badass and became kind of an unintentional joke in the process.

    Snowbeat likes to rain on internet parades

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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Ebert's review is....

    bad.

    Some of the stuff he's going on about is just. I dunno. Has he lost it?

    Didn't he lose it when Siskel died?

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Ebert's review is....

    bad.

    Some of the stuff he's going on about is just. I dunno. Has he lost it?

    Never trust a cyborg.

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    nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    people were excited about wanted?
    they were all dumb people, right?

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    HyperAquaBlastHyperAquaBlast Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Ebert's review is....

    bad.

    Some of the stuff he's going on about is just. I dunno. Has he lost it?

    Yeah along with his lower jaw



    Too soon?

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I dont remember anyone who was excited about Wanted.

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited April 2010
    the fuck is wrong with you people

    "ebert gave this movie one star, he must be a fuckin' loon"

    y'all are idiots!

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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Didn't they try a big media push where they made it look like people were excited? Maybe that is what he is remembering.

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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    the fuck is wrong with you people

    "ebert gave this movie one star, he must be a fuckin' loon"

    y'all are idiots!

    Except mine was more based off of the fact that he's been a bit off for a couple of years now rather than one movie review

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    No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    the fuck is wrong with you people

    "ebert gave this movie one star, he must be a fuckin' loon"

    y'all are idiots!

    did you read his review?

    It's just way out of touch and mostly ranting.

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    the fuck is wrong with you people

    "ebert gave this movie one star, he must be a fuckin' loon"

    y'all are idiots!

    Well, have you read his review? The whole thing is basically about how he's offended by the concept of Hit-Girl.

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Who the hell was excited for Wanted?

    Can't wait to see this on the weekend. Been hearing about it for a year now.

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    freakish lightfreakish light butterdick jones and his heavenly asshole machineRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    this is basically roger ebert's review of Kick Ass:

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    Dee KaeDee Kae Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Koshian wrote: »
    ebert really liked death at a funeral

    I think I might go see that

    Which one?

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Koshian wrote: »
    ebert really liked death at a funeral

    I think I might go see that

    if you want to see that you should probably just rent the original instead

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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    man i try not to really think about wanted

    all i remember basically was that everyone hated it afterwards and blamed it, mostly, on mark millar's dumb comic

    also ebert is rad and i take no truck with the fact that he finds the concept of an 11-year-old girl slaughtering dozens of dudes in a "satire" of superheroes as both out of place and slightly unsettling

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    this movie is amazing

    seen it twice already and might even watch it again

    e: just read Ebert's review

    wow

    dude missed the point really, really heavily

    I respect Ebert, but that was not a good review

    dude spoiled key aspects of the ending!

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    freakish lightfreakish light butterdick jones and his heavenly asshole machineRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I could stay at home and simulate the experience by slamming my hand in a drawer for two hours for free rather than see the new Death at a Funeral.

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    man i try not to really think about wanted

    all i remember basically was that everyone hated it afterwards and blamed it, mostly, on mark millar's dumb comic

    also ebert is rad and i take no truck with the fact that he finds the concept of an 11-year-old girl slaughtering dozens of dudes in a "satire" of superheroes is both out of place and slightly unsettling

    the movie wanted wasn't even anything like the comic though

    (they are both still bad)

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