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Hire someone dressed as an evil clown to terrorize your child

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  • Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Pull down your pants.

    And now what?

    Spectre-x on
  • MorgensternMorgenstern ICH BIN DER PESTVOGEL DU KAMPFAFFE!Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Don't know. Never gotten this far before.

    Morgenstern on
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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    you open the door
    get on the floor
    and walk the dinosaur

    Antimatter on
  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Spectre-x wrote: »
    Pull down your pants.

    And now what?

    Jacket off.

    Viscount Islands on
    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Klorgnum wrote: »
    Pull them back up.
    You're on a boat! With the clown your clown could smell like!

    This post did not get the recognition it deserved.

    Stale on
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  • TLHTLH Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Spectre-x wrote: »
    TLH wrote: »
    Spectre-x wrote: »
    TLH wrote: »
    I dated a girl for a while who claimed to be deathly afraid of clowns. So much so that I didn't believe her. While she was sleeping, on her birthday, we (me, and the friends of our I could convince that this would be hilarious) filled her bedroom up with clown decorations, even had two little inflatable ones that you can hit and they won't fall over. She woke up. Now, total fucking chaos ensued, ambulance was called, ect ect. But still, I must admit, I still don't know if I believe her. What a weird thing to be terrified of.

    Anyway, I wish I had known of this then.

    You weren't sure if someone was deathly afraid of something, so to test their sincerity you expose them to an enormous concentration of the thing they claim to fear most in the world?

    Because you've apparently never heard of phobias before? I'm guessing this because if you had evern heard of phobias before you would've known better.

    You are incredibly stupid.

    I was like 18 then, I was very stupid. And in my defense, she was one of those very "over acting" grab for attention type of girls. To the point where I didn't believe a lot of what she said. But yeah, mostly stupid. You've never done anything stupid I take it?

    I've done plenty of stupid things, but none on the level of "Finding out if someone's fibbing about her deathly fear of clowns by filling her room with them."

    Live a little then, if you haven't done something this stupid. Fuck me, that sounds like I'm totally addicted to chaos there, eh? Honestly though, I don't think it was deathly in her case, and wouldn't have done it if I had thought it was even remotely possible. In fact, I mentioned I still don't know if I believe her.

    TLH on
  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    My guitar player had This guy at his birthday:

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    Ronald McFondle.

    He does exactly what you expect him to do. He walks around the bar being creepy.

    He came up behind me at the urinal:

    RM: Hey, you need a hand there? Hehehe...

    Me: Actually I may need two hands in a minute.

    RM: ...shit man you win...

    Tonkka on
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  • CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    That is amazing. Haha

    Cogliostro on
  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Stale wrote: »
    Klorgnum wrote: »
    Pull them back up.
    You're on a boat! With the clown your clown could smell like!

    This post did not get the recognition it deserved.

    Was just about to post this

    mensch-o-matic on
  • Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    TLH wrote: »
    Spectre-x wrote: »
    TLH wrote: »
    Spectre-x wrote: »
    TLH wrote: »
    I dated a girl for a while who claimed to be deathly afraid of clowns. So much so that I didn't believe her. While she was sleeping, on her birthday, we (me, and the friends of our I could convince that this would be hilarious) filled her bedroom up with clown decorations, even had two little inflatable ones that you can hit and they won't fall over. She woke up. Now, total fucking chaos ensued, ambulance was called, ect ect. But still, I must admit, I still don't know if I believe her. What a weird thing to be terrified of.

    Anyway, I wish I had known of this then.

    You weren't sure if someone was deathly afraid of something, so to test their sincerity you expose them to an enormous concentration of the thing they claim to fear most in the world?

    Because you've apparently never heard of phobias before? I'm guessing this because if you had evern heard of phobias before you would've known better.

    You are incredibly stupid.

    I was like 18 then, I was very stupid. And in my defense, she was one of those very "over acting" grab for attention type of girls. To the point where I didn't believe a lot of what she said. But yeah, mostly stupid. You've never done anything stupid I take it?

    I've done plenty of stupid things, but none on the level of "Finding out if someone's fibbing about her deathly fear of clowns by filling her room with them."

    Live a little then, if you haven't done something this stupid. Fuck me, that sounds like I'm totally addicted to chaos there, eh? Honestly though, I don't think it was deathly in her case, and wouldn't have done it if I had thought it was even remotely possible. In fact, I mentioned I still don't know if I believe her.

    And that is exactly why I called you incredibly stupid. When someone reacts badly enough to a something that an ambulance had to be called, you'd think you would've gotten the hint that maybe, just maybe she wasn't kidding when she said that she was deathly afraid of clowns, even if she normally was a bit of an attention whore.

    Spectre-x on
  • CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I'm curious why you were dating such a woman in the first place.

    Cogliostro on
  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Cogliostro wrote: »
    I'm curious why you were dating such a woman in the first place.

    Would anyone reason why he was dating a woman be good enough for you Cog?

    Viscount Islands on
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    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Stale wrote: »
    Klorgnum wrote: »
    Pull them back up.
    You're on a boat! With the clown your clown could smell like!

    This post did not get the recognition it deserved.

    Was just about to post this

    I love that commercial so much.

    BYToady on
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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    spex stop being so angry

    it goes against your neutrality

    The Lovely Bastard on
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  • HallowedFaithHallowedFaith Call me Cloud. Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Spectre-x wrote: »
    TLH wrote: »
    Spectre-x wrote: »
    TLH wrote: »
    Spectre-x wrote: »
    TLH wrote: »
    I dated a girl for a while who claimed to be deathly afraid of clowns. So much so that I didn't believe her. While she was sleeping, on her birthday, we (me, and the friends of our I could convince that this would be hilarious) filled her bedroom up with clown decorations, even had two little inflatable ones that you can hit and they won't fall over. She woke up. Now, total fucking chaos ensued, ambulance was called, ect ect. But still, I must admit, I still don't know if I believe her. What a weird thing to be terrified of.

    Anyway, I wish I had known of this then.

    You weren't sure if someone was deathly afraid of something, so to test their sincerity you expose them to an enormous concentration of the thing they claim to fear most in the world?

    Because you've apparently never heard of phobias before? I'm guessing this because if you had evern heard of phobias before you would've known better.

    You are incredibly stupid.

    No human on earth should have to have this explained to them. He is either the most retarded person on the planet, or he is lying for the sake of "shock." I am putting my money on lying because it's easier to swallow that, over someone actually being that dumb-shit stupid.

    We have all done stupid shit before, but I don't think many of us go that far to fuck someone up. Especially our spouses/girlfriends/boyfriends?

    I was like 18 then, I was very stupid. And in my defense, she was one of those very "over acting" grab for attention type of girls. To the point where I didn't believe a lot of what she said. But yeah, mostly stupid. You've never done anything stupid I take it?

    I've done plenty of stupid things, but none on the level of "Finding out if someone's fibbing about her deathly fear of clowns by filling her room with them."

    Live a little then, if you haven't done something this stupid. Fuck me, that sounds like I'm totally addicted to chaos there, eh? Honestly though, I don't think it was deathly in her case, and wouldn't have done it if I had thought it was even remotely possible. In fact, I mentioned I still don't know if I believe her.

    And that is exactly why I called you incredibly stupid. When someone reacts badly enough to a something that an ambulance had to be called, you'd think you would've gotten the hint that maybe, just maybe she wasn't kidding when she said that she was deathly afraid of clowns, even if she normally was a bit of an attention whore.

    HallowedFaith on
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  • Sir PlatypusSir Platypus Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    TLH you're actions were completely valid because they made a great story to tell on the internet.

    Sir Platypus on
  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    man sending someone to the hospital doesn't suddenly make you a terrible person

    Kovak on
  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    also you know

    live and learn

    in hindsight it was a dumb move, but hey, as long as nobody died it's cool

    Snowbeat on
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  • WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Can I hire someone dressed as an evil child to terrorize my clown?

    Wallhitter on
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    also you know

    live and learn

    in hindsight it was a dumb move, but hey, as long as nobody died it's cool

    Yeah, a little emotional scarring has never permanently hurt anybody

    Hunter on
  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    gotta keep the counseling market going

    Kovak on
  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    also you know

    live and learn

    in hindsight it was a dumb move, but hey, as long as nobody died it's cool

    Yeah, a little emotional scarring has never permanently hurt anybody

    Psh, she was already emotionally messed up.

    Viscount Islands on
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    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Just so we're clear, I assume your little clown stunt ended the relationship?

    Wrench N Rockets on
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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    also you know

    live and learn

    in hindsight it was a dumb move, but hey, as long as nobody died it's cool

    Yeah, a little emotional scarring has never permanently hurt anybody

    Psh, she was already emotionally messed up.

    After that I wonder what would happen if you went at her for some surprise sex with a clown mask on.

    Hunter on
  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    dangit tlh

    why you gotta have that for a forum name

    now I gotta pay attention to see if people aren't yelling at me

    The Lovely Bastard on
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  • WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    dangit tlh

    why you gotta have that for a forum name

    now I gotta pay attention to see if people aren't yelling at me

    H IS NOT B

    Wallhitter on
  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    The Lovely Hastur

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    yes but I only scan posts loosely to see if people are talking to/about me and I could make a mistake!

    The Lovely Bastard on
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  • TLHTLH Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Ambulance wasn't actually needed. Unless you require people to show up to tell you there is nothing wrong with you. Relationship kept going. (!) Ended when she cheated on me. So, zing! She got me back I guess. I don't know why I dated that girl. I was a country kid. I had never seen a girl wear plaid pants and suspenders before, at that age, that was all it took I guess. I am very aware of how common that is now, thank you Hot Topic.

    That girl was an attention whore, and I fell like I gave her a pretty great gift in retrospect. She got a fuck shit ton of attention that day.

    TLH on
  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    This thread just made me think of that Wal Mart commercial with the clown.

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    What.

    Plaid pants and suspenders?

    Shitty style turns you on, I guess.

    Viscount Islands on
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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    TLH wrote: »
    Ambulance wasn't actually needed. Unless you require people to show up to tell you there is nothing wrong with you. Relationship kept going. (!) Ended when she cheated on me. So, zing! She got me back I guess. I don't know why I dated that girl. I was a country kid. I had never seen a girl wear plaid pants and suspenders before, at that age, that was all it took I guess. I am very aware of how common that is now, thank you Hot Topic.

    That girl was an attention whore, and I fell like I gave her a pretty great gift in retrospect. She got a fuck shit ton of attention that day.

    ?
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    Hunter on
  • Ruby RhodRuby Rhod Multipass!Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    yes but I only scan posts loosely to see if people are talking to/about me and I could make a mistake!

    Ok, well you can be crumby universe A, and he'll be universe 1.

    Ruby Rhod on
  • chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I don't mean to pull the thread back on topic or anything, but when I posted to facebook about the evil clowns, the only person who liked it so far was the stay at home mom of three (whose oldest is just turned 5). I'm not sure what to make of that.

    chromdom on
  • Sir PlatypusSir Platypus Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Tell her to hire an evil clown and then you can review the service for us.

    Sir Platypus on
  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    dangit tlh

    The Lovely Bastard on
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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I hate that I laugh so hard at this.

    CLOWN

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  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I loved everything related to the pint-sized slasher in Fallout 3.

    Platy on
  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Tonkka I did too.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    pint sized slasher was my favorite dang thing

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