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Hire someone dressed as an evil clown to terrorize your child
MorgensternICH BIN DER PESTVOGELDU KAMPFAFFE!Registered Userregular
edited April 2010
Don't know. Never gotten this far before.
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AntimatterDevo Was RightGates of SteelRegistered Userregular
edited April 2010
you open the door
get on the floor
and walk the dinosaur
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Viscount Islands[INSERT SoKo HERE]...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered Userregular
I dated a girl for a while who claimed to be deathly afraid of clowns. So much so that I didn't believe her. While she was sleeping, on her birthday, we (me, and the friends of our I could convince that this would be hilarious) filled her bedroom up with clown decorations, even had two little inflatable ones that you can hit and they won't fall over. She woke up. Now, total fucking chaos ensued, ambulance was called, ect ect. But still, I must admit, I still don't know if I believe her. What a weird thing to be terrified of.
Anyway, I wish I had known of this then.
You weren't sure if someone was deathly afraid of something, so to test their sincerity you expose them to an enormous concentration of the thing they claim to fear most in the world?
Because you've apparently never heard of phobias before? I'm guessing this because if you had evern heard of phobias before you would've known better.
You are incredibly stupid.
I was like 18 then, I was very stupid. And in my defense, she was one of those very "over acting" grab for attention type of girls. To the point where I didn't believe a lot of what she said. But yeah, mostly stupid. You've never done anything stupid I take it?
I've done plenty of stupid things, but none on the level of "Finding out if someone's fibbing about her deathly fear of clowns by filling her room with them."
Live a little then, if you haven't done something this stupid. Fuck me, that sounds like I'm totally addicted to chaos there, eh? Honestly though, I don't think it was deathly in her case, and wouldn't have done it if I had thought it was even remotely possible. In fact, I mentioned I still don't know if I believe her.
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TonkkaSome one in the club tonightHas stolen my ideas.Registered Userregular
edited April 2010
My guitar player had This guy at his birthday:
Ronald McFondle.
He does exactly what you expect him to do. He walks around the bar being creepy.
I dated a girl for a while who claimed to be deathly afraid of clowns. So much so that I didn't believe her. While she was sleeping, on her birthday, we (me, and the friends of our I could convince that this would be hilarious) filled her bedroom up with clown decorations, even had two little inflatable ones that you can hit and they won't fall over. She woke up. Now, total fucking chaos ensued, ambulance was called, ect ect. But still, I must admit, I still don't know if I believe her. What a weird thing to be terrified of.
Anyway, I wish I had known of this then.
You weren't sure if someone was deathly afraid of something, so to test their sincerity you expose them to an enormous concentration of the thing they claim to fear most in the world?
Because you've apparently never heard of phobias before? I'm guessing this because if you had evern heard of phobias before you would've known better.
You are incredibly stupid.
I was like 18 then, I was very stupid. And in my defense, she was one of those very "over acting" grab for attention type of girls. To the point where I didn't believe a lot of what she said. But yeah, mostly stupid. You've never done anything stupid I take it?
I've done plenty of stupid things, but none on the level of "Finding out if someone's fibbing about her deathly fear of clowns by filling her room with them."
Live a little then, if you haven't done something this stupid. Fuck me, that sounds like I'm totally addicted to chaos there, eh? Honestly though, I don't think it was deathly in her case, and wouldn't have done it if I had thought it was even remotely possible. In fact, I mentioned I still don't know if I believe her.
And that is exactly why I called you incredibly stupid. When someone reacts badly enough to a something that an ambulance had to be called, you'd think you would've gotten the hint that maybe, just maybe she wasn't kidding when she said that she was deathly afraid of clowns, even if she normally was a bit of an attention whore.
I dated a girl for a while who claimed to be deathly afraid of clowns. So much so that I didn't believe her. While she was sleeping, on her birthday, we (me, and the friends of our I could convince that this would be hilarious) filled her bedroom up with clown decorations, even had two little inflatable ones that you can hit and they won't fall over. She woke up. Now, total fucking chaos ensued, ambulance was called, ect ect. But still, I must admit, I still don't know if I believe her. What a weird thing to be terrified of.
Anyway, I wish I had known of this then.
You weren't sure if someone was deathly afraid of something, so to test their sincerity you expose them to an enormous concentration of the thing they claim to fear most in the world?
Because you've apparently never heard of phobias before? I'm guessing this because if you had evern heard of phobias before you would've known better.
You are incredibly stupid.
No human on earth should have to have this explained to them. He is either the most retarded person on the planet, or he is lying for the sake of "shock." I am putting my money on lying because it's easier to swallow that, over someone actually being that dumb-shit stupid.
We have all done stupid shit before, but I don't think many of us go that far to fuck someone up. Especially our spouses/girlfriends/boyfriends?
I was like 18 then, I was very stupid. And in my defense, she was one of those very "over acting" grab for attention type of girls. To the point where I didn't believe a lot of what she said. But yeah, mostly stupid. You've never done anything stupid I take it?
I've done plenty of stupid things, but none on the level of "Finding out if someone's fibbing about her deathly fear of clowns by filling her room with them."
Live a little then, if you haven't done something this stupid. Fuck me, that sounds like I'm totally addicted to chaos there, eh? Honestly though, I don't think it was deathly in her case, and wouldn't have done it if I had thought it was even remotely possible. In fact, I mentioned I still don't know if I believe her.
And that is exactly why I called you incredibly stupid. When someone reacts badly enough to a something that an ambulance had to be called, you'd think you would've gotten the hint that maybe, just maybe she wasn't kidding when she said that she was deathly afraid of clowns, even if she normally was a bit of an attention whore.
Ambulance wasn't actually needed. Unless you require people to show up to tell you there is nothing wrong with you. Relationship kept going. (!) Ended when she cheated on me. So, zing! She got me back I guess. I don't know why I dated that girl. I was a country kid. I had never seen a girl wear plaid pants and suspenders before, at that age, that was all it took I guess. I am very aware of how common that is now, thank you Hot Topic.
That girl was an attention whore, and I fell like I gave her a pretty great gift in retrospect. She got a fuck shit ton of attention that day.
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TonkkaSome one in the club tonightHas stolen my ideas.Registered Userregular
edited April 2010
This thread just made me think of that Wal Mart commercial with the clown.
Ambulance wasn't actually needed. Unless you require people to show up to tell you there is nothing wrong with you. Relationship kept going. (!) Ended when she cheated on me. So, zing! She got me back I guess. I don't know why I dated that girl. I was a country kid. I had never seen a girl wear plaid pants and suspenders before, at that age, that was all it took I guess. I am very aware of how common that is now, thank you Hot Topic.
That girl was an attention whore, and I fell like I gave her a pretty great gift in retrospect. She got a fuck shit ton of attention that day.
I don't mean to pull the thread back on topic or anything, but when I posted to facebook about the evil clowns, the only person who liked it so far was the stay at home mom of three (whose oldest is just turned 5). I'm not sure what to make of that.
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And now what?
get on the floor
and walk the dinosaur
Jacket off.
What spring does with the cherry trees.
This post did not get the recognition it deserved.
Live a little then, if you haven't done something this stupid. Fuck me, that sounds like I'm totally addicted to chaos there, eh? Honestly though, I don't think it was deathly in her case, and wouldn't have done it if I had thought it was even remotely possible. In fact, I mentioned I still don't know if I believe her.
Ronald McFondle.
He does exactly what you expect him to do. He walks around the bar being creepy.
He came up behind me at the urinal:
RM: Hey, you need a hand there? Hehehe...
Me: Actually I may need two hands in a minute.
RM: ...shit man you win...
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Was just about to post this
And that is exactly why I called you incredibly stupid. When someone reacts badly enough to a something that an ambulance had to be called, you'd think you would've gotten the hint that maybe, just maybe she wasn't kidding when she said that she was deathly afraid of clowns, even if she normally was a bit of an attention whore.
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Would anyone reason why he was dating a woman be good enough for you Cog?
What spring does with the cherry trees.
I love that commercial so much.
it goes against your neutrality
live and learn
in hindsight it was a dumb move, but hey, as long as nobody died it's cool
Yeah, a little emotional scarring has never permanently hurt anybody
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Psh, she was already emotionally messed up.
What spring does with the cherry trees.
After that I wonder what would happen if you went at her for some surprise sex with a clown mask on.
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why you gotta have that for a forum name
now I gotta pay attention to see if people aren't yelling at me
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That girl was an attention whore, and I fell like I gave her a pretty great gift in retrospect. She got a fuck shit ton of attention that day.
Plaid pants and suspenders?
Shitty style turns you on, I guess.
What spring does with the cherry trees.
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Ok, well you can be crumby universe A, and he'll be universe 1.
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