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Holden shut the hell up

YaYaYaYa Decent.Registered User regular
edited April 2010 in Social Entropy++
so after years of persuasion I'm finally reading Catcher in the Rye

I'm like a third in and I already wanna shove fucking Holden Caulfield off a building

whiny hypocritical douchebag

so who're some fictional characters you wanna punch in the teeth, guys?

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    this thread's a big fat phony

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    MUST

    KILL

    THE BEATLES

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Scroody McBoogerballs.

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    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • 101101 Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Someone beat you to like half of them Veretas

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I ain't like the book but whatevs

    W H A T E V S

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  • A duck!A duck! Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2010
    If you hate this book you should give A Separate Peace a try. It is the worst piece of fiction I have ever read, and that includes F.A.T.A.L.

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
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    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    There are three types of people in the world:
    People who love Catcher, people who hate Catcher, and people who aren't annoying.

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    A duck! wrote: »
    If you hate this book you should give A Separate Peace a try. It is the worst piece of fiction I have ever read, and that includes F.A.T.A.L.

    Ughhh I hate this fucking book. So much. So... so much.

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
  • bongibongi regular
    edited April 2010
    captain jack harkness in torchwood

    jack in mass effect 2

    bongi on
  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    A duck! wrote: »
    If you hate this book you should give A Separate Peace a try. It is the worst piece of fiction I have ever read, and that includes F.A.T.A.L.

    i read that freshmen year of highschool

    and i still hate it

    i'm glad you brought this up, buddy

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited April 2010
    bongi wrote: »
    captain jack harkness in torchwood

    jack in mass effect 2

    goddamn highbrow post right here

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  • WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    bongi wrote: »
    captain jack harkness in torchwood

    jack in mass effect 2

    if we are including videogame characters can I add in Udina?

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    bongi wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    captain jack harkness in torchwood

    jack in mass effect 2

    goddamn highbrow post right here

    I don't get it

    OHHH now I get it

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  • NarbusNarbus Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    A duck! wrote: »
    If you hate this book you should give A Separate Peace a try. It is the worst piece of fiction I have ever read, and that includes F.A.T.A.L.

    This is worse. So much worse.

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  • A duck!A duck! Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2010
    Dead Legend wrote: »
    A duck! wrote: »
    If you hate this book you should give A Separate Peace a try. It is the worst piece of fiction I have ever read, and that includes F.A.T.A.L.

    i read that freshmen year of highschool

    and i still hate it

    i'm glad you brought this up, buddy

    I love it when I mention that book and everyone is all "Ugggggggh I forgot about that piece of shit." It really is the worst.

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  • A duck!A duck! Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2010
    Narbus wrote: »
    A duck! wrote: »
    If you hate this book you should give A Separate Peace a try. It is the worst piece of fiction I have ever read, and that includes F.A.T.A.L.

    This is worse. So much worse.

    Let me guess, 300 pages of "us gamers."

    A duck! on
  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    bongi wrote: »
    captain jack harkness in torchwood

    jack in mass effect 2

    she's got issues, man

    how could you

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  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    bongi wrote: »
    captain jack harkness in torchwood

    but bongi he's BISEXUAL and also EDGY

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  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    When Twilight was first becoming popular my mind merged Holden Caulfield with Edward Cullen for some reason.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I want to kill jane austen

    as many times as possible

    just over and over again

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  • CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    A duck! wrote: »
    If you hate this book you should give A Separate Peace a try. It is the worst piece of fiction I have ever read, and that includes F.A.T.A.L.

    God we had to read that in high school. The teacher said that Gene had gay buttlove feelings for Finny.


    Ridiculous.

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    Langly wrote: »
    it makes a choo choo sound when you shoot it

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    YaYa wrote: »
    I'm like a third in and I already wanna shove fucking Holden Caulfield off a building

    It doesn't get any better

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  • TanolenTanolen Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Uther in that merlin show.

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    A duck! wrote: »
    Narbus wrote: »
    A duck! wrote: »
    If you hate this book you should give A Separate Peace a try. It is the worst piece of fiction I have ever read, and that includes F.A.T.A.L.

    This is worse. So much worse.

    Let me guess, 300 pages of "us gamers."

    there's some annoying hacker slang, but I've definitely read a lot worse
    like I Am The Cheese, ffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

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  • NarbusNarbus Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    A duck! wrote: »
    Narbus wrote: »
    A duck! wrote: »
    If you hate this book you should give A Separate Peace a try. It is the worst piece of fiction I have ever read, and that includes F.A.T.A.L.

    This is worse. So much worse.

    Let me guess, 300 pages of "us gamers."

    It's worse than that. Honestly I can't even describe how bad it is without just copy-pasting the entire thing. But here, this should help:
    The Turkish coffee shop on 24th Street fixed me up good with a go-cup of Turkish coffee. Basically, Turkish coffee is mud, pretending to be coffee. It's thick enough to stand a spoon up in, and it has way more caffeine than the kiddee-pops like Red Bull. Take it from someone who's read the Wikipedia entry: this is how the Ottoman Empire was won: maddened horsemen fueled by lethal jet-black coffee-mud.

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  • WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    i've had to read an ungodly long book by she-who-will not be named

    too many examples to count.

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    edited April 2010
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    The weather beaten trail wound ahead into the dust racked climes of the baren land which dominates large portions of the Norgolian empire. Age worn hoof prints smothered by the sifting sands of time shone dully against the dust splattered crust of earth. The tireless sun cast its parching rays of incandescense from overhead, half way through its daily revolution. Small rodents scampered about, occupying themselves in the daily accomplishments of their dismal lives. Dust sprayed over three heaving mounts in blinding clouds, while they bore the burdonsome cargoes of their struggling overseers.

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    A duck! wrote: »
    Dead Legend wrote: »
    A duck! wrote: »
    If you hate this book you should give A Separate Peace a try. It is the worst piece of fiction I have ever read, and that includes F.A.T.A.L.

    i read that freshmen year of highschool

    and i still hate it

    i'm glad you brought this up, buddy

    I love it when I mention that book and everyone is all "Ugggggggh I forgot about that piece of shit." It really is the worst.

    the worst fucking book ever

    i'm glad that stupid piece of shit died

    Dead Legend on
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  • A duck!A duck! Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2010
    Narbus wrote: »
    A duck! wrote: »
    Narbus wrote: »
    A duck! wrote: »
    If you hate this book you should give A Separate Peace a try. It is the worst piece of fiction I have ever read, and that includes F.A.T.A.L.

    This is worse. So much worse.

    Let me guess, 300 pages of "us gamers."

    It's worse than that. Honestly I can't even describe how bad it is without just copy-pasting the entire thing. But here, this should help:
    The Turkish coffee shop on 24th Street fixed me up good with a go-cup of Turkish coffee. Basically, Turkish coffee is mud, pretending to be coffee. It's thick enough to stand a spoon up in, and it has way more caffeine than the kiddee-pops like Red Bull. Take it from someone who's read the Wikipedia entry: this is how the Ottoman Empire was won: maddened horsemen fueled by lethal jet-black coffee-mud.

    Is this like Eragon where some high-school kid wrote it only in this case fate and common sense rightly kept him from becoming famous?

    Also Gene was way gay for Finny. I don't think there's any way that is in dispute.

    A duck! on
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    also F.A.T.A.L. is amazing

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I hated the Pearl.

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    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Narbus wrote: »
    A duck! wrote: »
    Narbus wrote: »
    A duck! wrote: »
    If you hate this book you should give A Separate Peace a try. It is the worst piece of fiction I have ever read, and that includes F.A.T.A.L.

    This is worse. So much worse.

    Let me guess, 300 pages of "us gamers."

    It's worse than that. Honestly I can't even describe how bad it is without just copy-pasting the entire thing. But here, this should help:
    The Turkish coffee shop on 24th Street fixed me up good with a go-cup of Turkish coffee. Basically, Turkish coffee is mud, pretending to be coffee. It's thick enough to stand a spoon up in, and it has way more caffeine than the kiddee-pops like Red Bull. Take it from someone who's read the Wikipedia entry: this is how the Ottoman Empire was won: maddened horsemen fueled by lethal jet-black coffee-mud.
    this sounds like someone trying too hard to write like warren ellis

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  • Doctor LivingstoneDoctor Livingstone Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    ...

    Am I the only fellow who thought this thread was going to be about lesbians or Ben Affleck?

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  • WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    also F.A.T.A.L. is amazing

    ROLL FOR ANAL CIRCUMFERENCE, PIP

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  • A duck!A duck! Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2010
    Doctor Livingstone wrote: »
    ...

    Am I the only fellow who thought this thread was going to be about lesbians or Ben Affleck?

    We still got 98 pages.

    A duck! on
  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    A duck! wrote: »
    Narbus wrote: »
    A duck! wrote: »
    Narbus wrote: »
    A duck! wrote: »
    If you hate this book you should give A Separate Peace a try. It is the worst piece of fiction I have ever read, and that includes F.A.T.A.L.

    This is worse. So much worse.

    Let me guess, 300 pages of "us gamers."

    It's worse than that. Honestly I can't even describe how bad it is without just copy-pasting the entire thing. But here, this should help:
    The Turkish coffee shop on 24th Street fixed me up good with a go-cup of Turkish coffee. Basically, Turkish coffee is mud, pretending to be coffee. It's thick enough to stand a spoon up in, and it has way more caffeine than the kiddee-pops like Red Bull. Take it from someone who's read the Wikipedia entry: this is how the Ottoman Empire was won: maddened horsemen fueled by lethal jet-black coffee-mud.

    Is this like Eragon where some high-school kid wrote it only in this case fate and common sense rightly kept him from becoming famous?
    actually, no
    It was released on April 29, 2008. The novel is about several teenagers in San Francisco who, in the aftermath of a terrorist attack on the San Francisco – Oakland Bay Bridge and BART system, defend themselves against what they see as the Department of Homeland Security's attacks on the Bill of Rights.
    Publishers Weekly said that it was "filled with sharp dialogue and detailed descriptions of how to counteract gait-recognition cameras, arphids (radio frequency ID tags), wireless Internet tracers and other surveillance devices, this work makes its admittedly didactic point within a tautly crafted fictional framework."[9]

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    nope, that's Cory Doctorow, who apparently is a Big Deal in the "Blogosphere"

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Viscount Islands wrote: »
    I hated the Pearl.

    no fuck you

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