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Wedding Present

john fechonjohn fechon Registered User regular
edited April 2010 in Help / Advice Forum
My friends are getting married in a bit, and I finally came up with a potential idea for what to get them.

I'm looking for a fertility statue, with an unnaturally large wang. Kinda like the one you see during the ending of Accepted(starring Justin Long). I can't find a screen of the one from the movie, but that's the general idea.

Anyone know where I can find one? The larger the better.

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  • ImprovoloneImprovolone Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Buy clay, sculpt, kiln dry?

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  • MustangMustang Arbiter of Unpopular Opinions Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I don't know where to get one, but I do want to commend you on your choice of gift. :^:

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  • john fechonjohn fechon Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Thanks Mustang, and if it helps, I'm in the Maryland/DC area.

    Improvolone, what would I need to 'kiln dry'. I've thought about doing it myself, but my artistic skills are kinda below a 1st grader. Still, it wouldn't hurt to try and see what happens.

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  • LoathingLoathing Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    In order for the clay, once formed to actual set and become 'hard' like other statues you might of seen it has to be put into a kiln (or kiln dry).

    Check around in your area for any art places, I know certain art museums/galleries dealing with hand made art may have a class or workshop to go to for amateurs to try their hand at it.

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  • FiggyFiggy Fighter of the night man Champion of the sunRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    You can also get air dry clay. It won't be as durable afterward, but it eliminates the kiln requirement.

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