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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    (I was afraid you would retaliate by chomping me with your terrifying doom-maw)

    yeah I bet you feel safe jeering from the haven of distance, tiny

    say it to my face

    I snap you like twig

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  • BackwardsnameBackwardsname __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    (I was afraid you would retaliate by chomping me with your terrifying doom-maw)

    yeah I bet you feel safe jeering from the haven of distance, tiny

    say it to my face

    I snap you like twig

    The haven of distance is vastly underrated

    It keeps my pale, scrawny limbs attached to my torso

    Big fan of the haven of distance over here.

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  • StareosarusStareosarus Mrs. Lady Smart Hero FloridaRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Lady Smart Hero is a Daughter of the American Revolution and their last name was given to them by a Danish king.

    I was really on the fence about getting the 23andMe. But, like shown here, I know a lot about my family. We have records back to the Revolutionary War showing loans being repaid and deeds to property for my mom's side. We have immigration records for both my mom's father's family, and for my father's family. We have so many different stories about where we came from that, at least now, I don't need to spend the $99.

    Hopefully they'll do this sale again next year. It is something I am interested in, but it's also money that can be used somewhere else.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    unless they've done a lot of work in the phillippines I don't have a big desire to use this, as cheap as it is

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  • BackwardsnameBackwardsname __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010

    I snap you like twig

    You know I realized I keep hearing this from giantesses lately.

    I'm either doing something horribly wrong or horribly right.

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  • nukanuka What are circles? Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Obamacare is going to take all of the white people DNA and create a disease that will wipe us off the planet to create a socialist and black America.


    I'd love to try this out, my grandmother was adopted, but man even with their sale today, $99 is still too much to spend to satisfy a curiosity.
    Maybe when it's closer to the future and this is cheaper.

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    DS: 2667 5365 3193 | 2DS: 2852-8590-3716
  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    nuka wrote: »
    Obamacare is going to take all of the white people DNA and create a disease that will wipe us off the planet to create a socialist and black America.


    I'd love to try this out, my grandmother was adopted, but man even with their sale today, $99 is still too much to spend to satisfy a curiosity.
    Maybe when it's closer to the future and this is cheaper.

    noo, my white women!

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  • nukanuka What are circles? Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Mysst wrote: »
    nuka wrote: »
    Obamacare is going to take all of the white people DNA and create a disease that will wipe us off the planet to create a socialist and black America.


    I'd love to try this out, my grandmother was adopted, but man even with their sale today, $99 is still too much to spend to satisfy a curiosity.
    Maybe when it's closer to the future and this is cheaper.

    noo, my white women!
    I'm tellin you, it's gonna happen unless we vote for Palin/Bachmann 2012.

    nuka on
    DS: 2667 5365 3193 | 2DS: 2852-8590-3716
  • Fire TruckFire Truck I love my SELFRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Garthor wrote: »
    i remember hearing about this in radiolab! apparently like half the world's population is related to the kahns

    They used the hardest fucking science to determine this.

    They went to like Mongolia or some shit, and asked people, "Yo, you related to Genghis Kahn?" If they said "yes" then they stole their blood and compared it all and were like "HOLY SHIT MANG THEIR DNAS GOT THIS SHIT IN COMMON" and now everybody's related to Genghis Kahn, scientifically.

    People need to stop misspelling khan.

    it irks me

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  • IsaIsa Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Aw dang. I'm sad I missed this... My mom's been wanting to do DNA testing on a few members of the family for a while now. Could have done it for at least one person for $99. :(

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  • DJ Cam CamDJ Cam Cam Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I'm scared they would murder someone and throw my DNA all over the crime scene. A total frame

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    "Detective, it seems the killer left a full personal DNA sequence next to the body"

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    how tiny is backwardsname

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    cloakers are the blurst

    chokers are worse

    so much worse

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    how tiny is backwardsname

    like 5'2", maybe 40 pounds

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    how tiny is backwardsname

    like 5'2", maybe 40 pounds

    gehehehehe

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  • BackwardsnameBackwardsname __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    how tiny is backwardsname

    like 5'2", maybe 40 pounds

    Listen I'm sure everyone looks like that when your giant pumpkin head is that altitude. You must get so many geese in your teeth.

    I am a very respectable 135

    BIGMAN

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    yes, very respectable

    for a 14-year-old

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    take away his dick and he's 133! Ha!

    What a wiener!

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  • CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Bogey wrote: »
    I am offering to mail out genetic samples for $20.

    :D
    Bogey wrote: »
    Ladies.

    :cry:

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  • BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I would rather get this for my wall if it were not so ridiculously expensive.

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  • RinderRinder Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I would buy a really expensive print from Lois Greenfield.

    Then reassemble it into a double helix.

    Rinder on
  • JordanthehuttJordanthehutt Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    This didn't add up at all until I read they are just doing SNPs.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Single-nucleotide_polymorphism

    Still kind of cool though.

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  • BackwardsnameBackwardsname __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    potatoe wrote: »
    yes, very respectable

    for a 14-year-old

    Actually as terrible as it is I don't think I've gained any weight since I was 14

    this joke

    too close to home

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  • Ol' SparkyOl' Sparky Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    i would love to learn more about my ancestry

    we know from family records and letters that three brothers on my dad's side of the family fought at gettysburg and petersburg with the Iron Brigade during the civil war. some other stuff indicates that one of their ancestors fought with a connecticut regiment during the American Revolution

    and my dad's best guess as to the first person in our ancestry to come to America was a lutheran minister from somewhere in germany in the late 1600s

    i think that kind of stuff is really cool, if only to have a personal connection to historical events

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  • celandinecelandine Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I don't have enough family for genealogy. A lot of my relatives are what I like to think of as "Schrodinger's Aunt": alive or dead? Who knows!

    But. My interesting family history:

    1. Some ancestors homesteading in Indiana in the early 19th century. Built a lean-to, survived the winter, Little House on the Prairie stuff. I'm descended from the brother who stayed; another brother kept going west and married an Indian princess named Morning Star.

    His sister went to Spokane alone and started a tavern. She must have been one tough lady.

    2. My great-grandmother on the other side was Kaiser Franz Joseph's pastry chef. Dessert runs strong in my family.

    3. My great-grandfather fought in the Spanish-American war, got a cannonball through his belly when he was standing in front of his own cannon and some dumbass lit the fuse, survived the wound, and went back again to fight in WWI. He then stayed in Paris, going to med school and living the high life; he bought a motorcycle and went back home to be the coolest, most cosmopolitan biker dude in Rossville, Indiana.





    Also. For those of you with Mongol heritage: Kahn =\= Khan. If only Khans were Kahns... but that might be an unspeakable confluence of pushy mothers.

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  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    potatoe wrote: »
    yes, very respectable

    for a 14-year-old

    Actually as terrible as it is I don't think I've gained any weight since I was 14

    this joke

    too close to home

    I've done more of the opposite. Now I finally weigh what I should have at 14!
    Hooray!

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  • CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    ascot wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    yes, very respectable

    for a 14-year-old

    Actually as terrible as it is I don't think I've gained any weight since I was 14

    this joke

    too close to home

    I've done more of the opposite. Now I finally weigh what I should have at 14!
    Hooray!

    I've gained only a little weight, but converted alot of fat so I am now more muscley & leaner. Still, only 58kg.

    It's nice, because I was super scrawny before, at around 55.

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