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RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
edited April 2010 in Debate and/or Discourse
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  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    Oh HELLO!

    Honk on
    PSN: Honkalot
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit I'm a good person yes it's trueRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Hi Honk

    Elldren on
    fuck gendered marketing
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    This places us in a bit of a quandary...

    Thomamelas on
  • LeitnerLeitner Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Tv-tropes keeps advertising gay military dating which looks like it's for the US.

    The perfect trap.

    Leitner on
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Leitner wrote: »
    Tv-tropes keeps advertising gay military dating which looks like it's for the US.

    The perfect trap.

    Clever girl.

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  • RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Hey guys. Most of you know my job already. Help desk. Take calls and talk to retards all day long. Well the guy next to me got to talking to his retard and found out she doesn't have a spacebook. She's missing out on a lot of cool planet updates. I pity her.

    Ryadic on
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  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
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    so is this a hilariously awesome critique of western aid, or is Thailand just crazy/insensitive?

    Bama on
  • RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Bama wrote: »
    129163853765544613.jpginsensitive?

    I'm calling fake.

    Ryadic on
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  • EchoEcho Moderator mod
    edited April 2010
    Yeah, that reads like My First Troll by Tonka.

    Echo on
    Echo wrote: »
    Let they who have not posted about their balls in the wrong thread cast the first stone.
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    FAAAAKKKKKEEEEE

    I blame Finland

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  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    edited April 2010
    syndalis on
    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    So the first one. :wink:

    Bama on
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    synd your av is very fitting

    nexuscrawler on
  • WinkyWinky Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    There was a sign that said "ethics in the workplace".

    And I read it as "ethnics in the workplace".

    This is probably a common issue.

    Winky on
  • EchoEcho Moderator mod
    edited April 2010
    syndalis wrote: »

    They need to go study some good satire and try again.

    Echo on
    Echo wrote: »
    Let they who have not posted about their balls in the wrong thread cast the first stone.
  • RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Winky wrote: »
    There was a sign that said "ethics in the workplace".

    And I read it as "ethnics in the workplace".

    This is probably a common issue.

    Winky. Get to work on my command for Nerdgasmic in the adventures thread!

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  • WinkyWinky Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Teeeheeeheeeheee

    "I can't let you brew that, Starbucks." - Starwolf

    Winky on
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    One time I was in a shop, and due to our notable Polish minority, there was a shelf dedicated to food manufactured for Vistulan pallettes. I pointed this out to my brother by pointing and saying "look, Polish things!"

    Of course it turns out I was pointing at two Polish guys.

    Whoops.

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  • WinkyWinky Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Ryadic wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    There was a sign that said "ethics in the workplace".

    And I read it as "ethnics in the workplace".

    This is probably a common issue.

    Winky. Get to work on my command for Nerdgasmic in the adventures thread!

    I am way ahead of you with a way better command.

    Winky on
  • WinkyWinky Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I get delirious really fast when I'm sick.

    It'll be a pleasure to show up at class today, I'm sure.

    Winky on
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I got Choco Borderlands and Viva Pinata for his birthday.

    We're going to the local games Workshop after a nutritious breakfast to spend the day working on our Warhammers and playing a few games.

    We're having dinner with his family at a local restaurant and chocolate cake.

    Today is shaping up to be very nice!

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  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit I'm a good person yes it's trueRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I got Choco Borderlands and Viva Pinata for his birthday.

    We're going to the local games Workshop after a nutritious breakfast to spend the day working on our Warhammers and playing a few games.

    We're having dinner with his family at a local restaurant and chocolate cake.

    Today is shaping up to be very nice!

    yay!

    :D

    Elldren on
    fuck gendered marketing
  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Apparently Ke-Dollar Sign-ha wears a necklace made with the placenta from her birth in it as a way to gain some sort of psychic 'second sight'.

    I find this unsurprising.

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    One time I was in a shop, and due to our notable Polish minority, there was a shelf dedicated to food manufactured for Vistulan pallettes. I pointed this out to my brother by pointing and saying "look, Polish things!"

    Of course it turns out I was pointing at two Polish guys.

    Whoops.

    Eh, they're used to it. Just adding "British" to the back of the line.

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    Apparently Ke-Dollar Sign-ha wears a necklace made with the placenta from her birth in it as a way to gain some sort of psychic 'second sight'.

    I find this unsurprising.

    Ke$ha is desperately trying to outcrazy Lady Gaga.

    It's a little like watching a toddler try to outswim Michael Phelps.

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  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    Apparently Ke-Dollar Sign-ha wears a necklace made with the placenta from her birth in it as a way to gain some sort of psychic 'second sight'.

    I find this unsurprising.

    Ke$ha is desperately trying to outcrazy Lady Gaga.

    It's a little like watching a toddler try to outswim Michael Phelps.

    It's more like a piece of dog shit trying to outshine a piece of cat shit.

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  • LawndartLawndart Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    One time I was in a shop, and due to our notable Polish minority, there was a shelf dedicated to food manufactured for Vistulan pallettes. I pointed this out to my brother by pointing and saying "look, Polish things!"

    Of course it turns out I was pointing at two Polish guys.

    Whoops.

    One night my wife and I were enjoying a meal at the local, family-owned Polish restaurant.

    I mention "family-owned" since that evening the owner/waitress had brought her toddler-age baby to work with her, and said baby spent the meal toddling around and making incomprehensible speech-like noises.

    Wife: "It's so cute, that baby is speaking some crazy made-up baby language."

    Me: "Or, you know, Polish."

    Wife: "Oh."

    Me: "If it makes you feel any better, I was thinking crazy made-up baby language too."

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  • JokermanJokerman Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Morning [chat]

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  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit I'm a good person yes it's trueRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I hate fantasy weapons

    Elldren on
    fuck gendered marketing
  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo But do you really believe him? Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Elldren wrote: »
    I hate fantasy weapons

    I like fantasy games with guns. I'm half tempted to give some to the ratmen in one of my D&D games, but I think it would cause sour tastes in the mouths of my players.

    Mojo_Jojo on
    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • EchoEcho Moderator mod
    edited April 2010
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    I hate fantasy weapons

    I like fantasy games with guns. I'm half tempted to give some to the ratmen in one of my D&D games, but I think it would cause sour tastes in the mouths of my players.

    Skaven!

    Echo on
    Echo wrote: »
    Let they who have not posted about their balls in the wrong thread cast the first stone.
  • WMain00WMain00 Registered User
    edited April 2010
    Hmmmm. The university is offering student representation trips to either Chile or China, where you go to represent the uni.

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  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit I'm a good person yes it's trueRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    I hate fantasy weapons

    I like fantasy games with guns. I'm half tempted to give some to the ratmen in one of my D&D games, but I think it would cause sour tastes in the mouths of my players.

    Are any of them wearing plate armor?

    Elldren on
    fuck gendered marketing
  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    WMain00 wrote: »
    Hmmmm. The university is offering student representation trips to either Chile or China, where you go to represent the uni.

    You gonna get raped.

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  • EchoEcho Moderator mod
    edited April 2010
    Bwahaha. On twitter: "Saying that SD [the Sweden Democrats, our resident closet racist party] dominates media is like saying that most people send mail about Viagra."

    Echo on
    Echo wrote: »
    Let they who have not posted about their balls in the wrong thread cast the first stone.
  • WMain00WMain00 Registered User
    edited April 2010
    WMain00 wrote: »
    Hmmmm. The university is offering student representation trips to either Chile or China, where you go to represent the uni.

    You gonna get raped.

    In both countries? Cool! :winky:

    WMain00 on
  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Elldren wrote: »
    I hate fantasy weapons

    How can you hate swords? Swords are kick ass!

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo But do you really believe him? Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Echo wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    I hate fantasy weapons

    I like fantasy games with guns. I'm half tempted to give some to the ratmen in one of my D&D games, but I think it would cause sour tastes in the mouths of my players.

    Skaven!

    I originally had not realised how badly I'd ripped off Skaven. But yes, ratmen featuring something pretty much directly analogous to Rat Ogres who have always existed but that people didn't believe in.

    Mojo_Jojo on
    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo But do you really believe him? Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Elldren wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    I hate fantasy weapons

    I like fantasy games with guns. I'm half tempted to give some to the ratmen in one of my D&D games, but I think it would cause sour tastes in the mouths of my players.

    Are any of them wearing plate armor?

    The rats or the players?

    Mojo_Jojo on
    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • WMain00WMain00 Registered User
    edited April 2010
    I am actually tempted to sign up to it since i've never been abroad in my life. Might be a good life experience.

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