Hey guys. Most of you know my job already. Help desk. Take calls and talk to retards all day long. Well the guy next to me got to talking to his retard and found out she doesn't have a spacebook. She's missing out on a lot of cool planet updates. I pity her.
One time I was in a shop, and due to our notable Polish minority, there was a shelf dedicated to food manufactured for Vistulan pallettes. I pointed this out to my brother by pointing and saying "look, Polish things!"
Of course it turns out I was pointing at two Polish guys.
One time I was in a shop, and due to our notable Polish minority, there was a shelf dedicated to food manufactured for Vistulan pallettes. I pointed this out to my brother by pointing and saying "look, Polish things!"
Of course it turns out I was pointing at two Polish guys.
Whoops.
Eh, they're used to it. Just adding "British" to the back of the line.
One time I was in a shop, and due to our notable Polish minority, there was a shelf dedicated to food manufactured for Vistulan pallettes. I pointed this out to my brother by pointing and saying "look, Polish things!"
Of course it turns out I was pointing at two Polish guys.
Whoops.
One night my wife and I were enjoying a meal at the local, family-owned Polish restaurant.
I mention "family-owned" since that evening the owner/waitress had brought her toddler-age baby to work with her, and said baby spent the meal toddling around and making incomprehensible speech-like noises.
Wife: "It's so cute, that baby is speaking some crazy made-up baby language."
Me: "Or, you know, Polish."
Wife: "Oh."
Me: "If it makes you feel any better, I was thinking crazy made-up baby language too."
I like fantasy games with guns. I'm half tempted to give some to the ratmen in one of my D&D games, but I think it would cause sour tastes in the mouths of my players.
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I like fantasy games with guns. I'm half tempted to give some to the ratmen in one of my D&D games, but I think it would cause sour tastes in the mouths of my players.
I like fantasy games with guns. I'm half tempted to give some to the ratmen in one of my D&D games, but I think it would cause sour tastes in the mouths of my players.
Bwahaha. On twitter: "Saying that SD [the Sweden Democrats, our resident closet racist party] dominates media is like saying that most people send mail about Viagra."
I like fantasy games with guns. I'm half tempted to give some to the ratmen in one of my D&D games, but I think it would cause sour tastes in the mouths of my players.
Skaven!
I originally had not realised how badly I'd ripped off Skaven. But yes, ratmen featuring something pretty much directly analogous to Rat Ogres who have always existed but that people didn't believe in.
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I like fantasy games with guns. I'm half tempted to give some to the ratmen in one of my D&D games, but I think it would cause sour tastes in the mouths of my players.
Are any of them wearing plate armor?
The rats or the players?
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The perfect trap.
Clever girl.
so is this a hilariously awesome critique of western aid, or is Thailand just crazy/insensitive?
I'm calling fake.
I blame Finland
fake. From an onion wannabe site.
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
And I read it as "ethnics in the workplace".
This is probably a common issue.
They need to go study some good satire and try again.
Winky. Get to work on my command for Nerdgasmic in the adventures thread!
"I can't let you brew that, Starbucks." - Starwolf
Of course it turns out I was pointing at two Polish guys.
Whoops.
I am way ahead of you with a way better command.
It'll be a pleasure to show up at class today, I'm sure.
We're going to the local games Workshop after a nutritious breakfast to spend the day working on our Warhammers and playing a few games.
We're having dinner with his family at a local restaurant and chocolate cake.
Today is shaping up to be very nice!
yay!
I find this unsurprising.
Eh, they're used to it. Just adding "British" to the back of the line.
Ke$ha is desperately trying to outcrazy Lady Gaga.
It's a little like watching a toddler try to outswim Michael Phelps.
It's more like a piece of dog shit trying to outshine a piece of cat shit.
One night my wife and I were enjoying a meal at the local, family-owned Polish restaurant.
I mention "family-owned" since that evening the owner/waitress had brought her toddler-age baby to work with her, and said baby spent the meal toddling around and making incomprehensible speech-like noises.
Wife: "It's so cute, that baby is speaking some crazy made-up baby language."
Me: "Or, you know, Polish."
Wife: "Oh."
Me: "If it makes you feel any better, I was thinking crazy made-up baby language too."
I like fantasy games with guns. I'm half tempted to give some to the ratmen in one of my D&D games, but I think it would cause sour tastes in the mouths of my players.
Skaven!
Are any of them wearing plate armor?
You gonna get raped.
In both countries? Cool! :winky:
How can you hate swords? Swords are kick ass!
I originally had not realised how badly I'd ripped off Skaven. But yes, ratmen featuring something pretty much directly analogous to Rat Ogres who have always existed but that people didn't believe in.
The rats or the players?