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Does a man's persona outshine his actions on this Earth? So much so he's more famous in death, than in life?

Bruce Lee, Kurt Cobain and of course Anna Nicole Smith.

True American Posthumous Celebrities whose star continues to shine beyond the grave. America, why do we ride dicks, and why do we ride them even harder after the rigor mortise sets in?

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    We don't have gods and epic heroes no more, man.

    There is no Perseus for our modern world.

    Instead, we elevate celebrities, and any cult leader will tell you a person is way easier to elevate and deify (or lower and vilify) after they're dead and no longer able to contradict your dogma.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Oh, sure it's been like that since goddamned forever. Hopping on nuts has been an eternal human pastime. Norse mythology actually being derived from dudes who existed and all that. Where it gets weird is the distinctions between now and then where the mythology gets muddled as data collection becomes a more integral part of society in the information age.

    Riding dicks was a part of the human condition but it seems poised to change in some sort of dark age wherin a cat can edit to he heart's content on all manners of wiki.

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Ugh, I just imagined what it would be like if Lady Gaga suddenly died.

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    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Oh, sure it's been like that since goddamned forever. Hopping on nuts has been an eternal human pastime. Norse mythology actually being derived from dudes who existed and all that. Where it gets weird is the distinctions between now and then where the mythology gets muddled as data collection becomes a more integral part of society in the information age.

    Riding dicks was a part of the human condition but it seems poised to change in some sort of dark age wherin a cat can edit to he heart's content on all manners of wiki.

    to me, it's like in a way we are going back to the days of oral history.

    if you can edit a wiki, release a revisionist autobiography, etc. etc.

    then your personal history is of the making of you and your supporters

    which puts us back in the days of being whoever could tell the best story being regarded as the truth

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Ugh, I just imagined what it would be like if Lady Gaga suddenly died.

    TAKEN BEFORE HER TIME

    HER GENIUS CUT SHORT

    OH WOE IS US, FOR WE ARE DEPRAVED OF CONTINUED GAGANESS
    Extra album release with songs she recorded before her untimely demise coming this fall!

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    It seemed more political and societal back in the day though. Like there was shit people weren't ready to hear. While there's a definite argument they're one in the same here, it does seem like now it more clearly smacks of an agenda or is simply overt.

    Conservapedia and the like.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    This one time Lady Gage battled a giant deep-sea piranha octopus and emerged victorious.

    Also naked.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Shoot, Biggie.

    He was a Bad Boy Records recording artist who was fat and put out quite a few hits, but he wasn't some sort of iconoclastic rap figure. He sold more records after being dead than alive.

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Tupac.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    conservapedia is fucking horrifying

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Ugh, I just imagined what it would be like if Lady Gaga suddenly died.

    I'm betting she would get embalmed like Eva Peron

    millions would make the pilgrimage

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    "If you only she were alive...I bet she wouldn't be able to read my pokerface."

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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Pony wrote: »
    conservapedia is fucking horrifying

    You're just too narrow minded to consider their ideas, man. Their crazy backwards ideas, man.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Tupac! There's another guy where the message fucking glares over the actual guy. Sure he had radical beliefs, but his public persona and conveyed mentality contradicts his actual day to day life. Like he was actually some BIG TIME CRIMINAL.

    Tupac was another crossover pop success who happened to be an educated guy that appealed to white people, contrary to the cult of personality around the guy!

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Hey anjin. How was the break?

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    it uh, was

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    That sounds like the height of excitement!

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    anjin are you saying my post-humous worship of Bronson is unhealthy

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    It's to the point where I think even Bronson might be dropping hints here and there. In whatever part of your parking garage he's in.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    anjin you just ain't get it man

    you just ain't get it

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Pre-emptive memorial for Brett Michaels. May he find his perfect stripper in heaven soon

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I don't believe in ghosts, but if I did I'd hazard a guess you're going to be up to your balls in hauntings.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Also, again rest in peace Meth-Mobile.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I still have no idea who Brett Michaels is other than he is apparently a magnet for attention whoresluts

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    in the end it's all about Elvis and Johnny Cash

    if anyone ever told you different, they were stupid, dead, or gay

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I still have no idea who Brett Michaels is other than he is apparently a magnet for attention whoresluts

    that's because you're like school in summer

    no class

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    People pulling a Ray Charles on Johnny Cash. Like a dude can even remember the name of a Cash album not produced by Rick Rubin without the aid of the internet.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    but see he did a nine inch nails cover anjin

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    NO NO NO NINE INCH NIALS COVERED HIM, MAN

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I walk the line?

    edit: also Hello, I'm Johnny Cash.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Yeah, yeah. How'd that one go?

    I keep my eyes wide open all the time, and sooner or later God'll cut you down because let's face it, life ain't easy for a...a boy named Sue?

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    mister garfield been shot down SHOT DOWN SHOT DOWN

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Man you were asking for albums not produced since the 90's, that's all. Those are two of his gold ones from the 60s/70s.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    EVERY ROSE, HAS IT'S THORN

    JUST LIKE EVERY COWBOY TOOK A SHOT OF COCAINE

    DRESSED IN BLACK?

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  • SegSeg Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    People pulling a Ray Charles on Johnny Cash. Like a dude can even remember the name of a Cash album not produced by Rick Rubin without the aid of the internet.

    My father was a fan of his before. But he was a guy who also liked Johnny Horton, Merle Haggard, Hank Williams.

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  • KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Smells kind of dank in this thread

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Langly wrote: »
    I walk the line?

    edit: also Hello, I'm Johnny Cash.

    also Live from Folsom Prison

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Hobnail wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    conservapedia is fucking horrifying

    You're just too narrow minded to consider their ideas, man. Their crazy backwards ideas, man.

    either that or you're not enough fun to engage in petty vandalism of some of their pages & then watch how long it takes them to notice and fix it

    Glenn Beck supported gay marriage for about 75 seconds

    I saw it on the internet it must be true

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  • SoaLSoaL fantastic Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    i watched notorious the other day!

    he just gets fatter and fatter

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  • FedoraFedora Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Pony wrote: »
    conservapedia is fucking horrifying

    I do not know what this is. Let's take a look.

    First article I see. Evolution.

    Welp, there's a big ol' picture of hitler.

    Game over.

    Please insert 25 cents to continue.

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