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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    There's this BJJ place that just opened up but I have no idea how to tell if it's any good.

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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Krav Maga is a pretty brutal fighting style. Lots of conservation of movement and groin shots.

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    Aroused BullAroused Bull Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Jew Jit Su would be Krav Maga which is pretty badass itself

    I knew a guy who did Krav Maga. He was this great fat tosser. I try not to hold it against the art but it's haard

    It's really not an art so much as a method of hurting people very badly

    There is an art to hurting people very badly.

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    BobCescaBobCesca Is a girl Birmingham, UKRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    he he he.

    i am playing the xena ps2 game

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited April 2010
    the glamor of bjj focuses on ground work, as do most of the endemic techniques

    but there is standing work to get to the ground

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    There's this BJJ place that just opened up but I have no idea how to tell if it's any good.

    is it a gracie school

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    Aroused BullAroused Bull Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    krav in israel is something most americans who study martial arts won't really ever understand

    there is a level of brutality in the training that isn't present in the american culture of martial arts

    Is it true that martial arts in America tend to be like, thirty minute classes with breaks for coffee and biscuits?

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Krav Maga is a pretty brutal fighting style. Lots of conservation of movement and groin shots.

    My brother took it for a while

    One of the first "moves' they taught? how to throw your change in someones face and kick them in the groin

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    YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi A point called Z In the complex planeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I'm still trying to figure out how to get the new New Pornographer's album on day one without paying a stupid amount for the album itself or shipping.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    There's this BJJ place that just opened up but I have no idea how to tell if it's any good.

    is it a gracie school

    I have no idea what that is.

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    speaking of the D&D thing Mori needs to approve my character at some point

    What is the link to his forums?

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Krav Maga is a pretty brutal fighting style. Lots of conservation of movement and groin shots.

    My brother took it for a while

    One of the first "moves' they taught? how to throw your change in someones face and kick them in the groin

    hahahahaahha

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited April 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    There's this BJJ place that just opened up but I have no idea how to tell if it's any good.

    is it a gracie school

    I have no idea what that is.

    does it have a website

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    krav in israel is something most americans who study martial arts won't really ever understand

    there is a level of brutality in the training that isn't present in the american culture of martial arts

    Isn't it basically, strike as hard as humanly possible in the most vulnerable areas, using the dirtiest tricks possible, until your opponent is fully incapacitated? It's a practical martial art. As in, I can't imagine you would do Krav Maga sparring for fun. It's just for saving your own life in a bad situation.

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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    speaking of the D&D thing Mori needs to approve my character at some point

    What is the link to his forums?

    Experience the power of the boombox.

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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Ryadic wrote: »
    With her hosting gig less than two weeks away, Betty White is using her first Saturday Night Live promo to answer a question she thinks is on people's minds: Is the Golden Girl also a cougar?

    So, Betty White. Cougar? Y/N

    Source

    Bea Arthur totally was.

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    ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    I like Savate

    being a medic I have learned how to punch or kick people very, very painfully

    Turns out the spots where you put tourniquets to stop catastrophic blood loss also hurt really really bad if you smash your heel into them

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    Aroused BullAroused Bull Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    krav in israel is something most americans who study martial arts won't really ever understand

    there is a level of brutality in the training that isn't present in the american culture of martial arts

    Isn't it basically, strike as hard as humanly possible in the most vulnerable areas until your opponent is fully incapacitated? It's a practical martial art. As in, I can't imagine you would do Krav Maga sparring for fun. It's just for saving your own life in a bad situation.

    That's the philosophy of most striking arts though. It doesn't mean you can't train more gently for educational purposes.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited April 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    krav in israel is something most americans who study martial arts won't really ever understand

    there is a level of brutality in the training that isn't present in the american culture of martial arts

    Isn't it basically, strike as hard as humanly possible in the most vulnerable areas until your opponent is fully incapacitated? It's a practical martial art. As in, I can't imagine you would do Krav Maga sparring for fun. It's just for saving your own life in a bad situation.

    not only striking, but sort of. full incapacitation isn't the practical end being sought. unmolested escape is.

    -evaluate avenues of escape
    -if none exist (via the obstacle of an attacker), degrade the obstacle (fuck him up)
    -continually reassess for avenues of escape

    if he drops and is still 'in the game' but i can safely escape? good engagement

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    In comparison to jujutsu, bjj is almost entirely groundwork, am I right?
    skippy, you seem to know what you're talking about. Could you give me the low-down on bjj? I did Japanese jujutsu for a while but since I came to London I can't find any decent classes in it, so bjj seems like a natural alternative.

    um, I know a bit

    organ and DUE may also be able to help

    but

    BJJ is basically a fighting style that says hey, if someone is bigger than you, they are probably going to be able to knock your block off

    but if you end up on the ground, as most fights do, it doesn't really matter how big they are because technique > size/strength

    so here, learn how to move people's joints against their natural inclination to cause a submission

    or here, learn how to stop the flow of blood or air to the brain so that they pass out and you can run away

    there are no katas or anything, just technique, and the focus (in my experience) is on what works for you best

    because practicality is king

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    There's this BJJ place that just opened up but I have no idea how to tell if it's any good.

    is it a gracie school

    I have no idea what that is.

    does it have a website

    The one I was thinking of is brand new and I couldn't find a website. I found this other place that seems to have been around much longer and it basically piggy-backs on an MMA gym database.

    http://mmagymsearch.com/brick_gym.php?bk=2619

    It doesn't really give any information.

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    All I know about BJJ is that practising it on a girl is a hell of a lot like practising rape.

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    krav in israel is something most americans who study martial arts won't really ever understand

    there is a level of brutality in the training that isn't present in the american culture of martial arts

    Is it true that martial arts in America tend to be like, thirty minute classes with breaks for coffee and biscuits?

    no

    the bjj place where I most recently trained was an hour, and then the senior people could stay for an additional hour

    some days he would be like, fuck you guys I am going to smoke you out and have us roll the entire time

    I think it was 5 minute sparring with 2 minute breaks in between?

    jesus christ so tiring

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    speaking of the D&D thing Mori needs to approve my character at some point

    What is the link to his forums?

    Experience the power of the boombox.

    Thank you.

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    tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    welp, it's tax class time. WISH ME LUCK

    also
    1271545645053.jpg

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    krav in israel is something most americans who study martial arts won't really ever understand

    there is a level of brutality in the training that isn't present in the american culture of martial arts

    Isn't it basically, strike as hard as humanly possible in the most vulnerable areas until your opponent is fully incapacitated? It's a practical martial art. As in, I can't imagine you would do Krav Maga sparring for fun. It's just for saving your own life in a bad situation.

    That's the philosophy of most striking arts though. It doesn't mean you can't train more gently for educational purposes.

    More traditional martial arts tend to have a more spiritual side where you focus on set forms and stuff. not to mention learning moves that serve little purpose in an actual fight.

    Krav doesn't pretend to be anything but hurting people

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited April 2010
    i have been doing bjj seriously for like 9 years

    i am a purple belt

    if you have any questions you can ask me just be prepared to make me orgasm once in exchange for each answer

    i have a pretty big refractory period so this q&a might take a while

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    Aroused BullAroused Bull Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    BJJ is basically a fighting style that says hey, if someone is bigger than you, they are probably going to be able to knock your block off

    but if you end up on the ground, as most fights do, it doesn't really matter how big they are because technique > size/strength

    That's like striking philosophy in reverse. This is why I need to keep training in more than one style.

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    ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    that's about all that's big

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    All I know about BJJ is that practising it on a girl is a hell of a lot like practising rape.

    You know this from all of your rape practice.

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    Aroused BullAroused Bull Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    krav in israel is something most americans who study martial arts won't really ever understand

    there is a level of brutality in the training that isn't present in the american culture of martial arts

    Isn't it basically, strike as hard as humanly possible in the most vulnerable areas until your opponent is fully incapacitated? It's a practical martial art. As in, I can't imagine you would do Krav Maga sparring for fun. It's just for saving your own life in a bad situation.

    That's the philosophy of most striking arts though. It doesn't mean you can't train more gently for educational purposes.

    More traditional martial arts tend to have a more spiritual side where you focus on set forms and stuff. not to mention learning moves that serve little purpose in an actual fight.

    Krav doesn't pretend to be anything but hurting people

    Well not the decent ones.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited April 2010
    dated this one girl who was all "let me handcuff you"

    and she was all "hah, i'm the boss" while on top of me

    but i managed to use just my legs and just

    fuck her shit up

    i was like

    yeah

    bjj, slut

    etc

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Oh, Organichu, they do have their own website, the Google Maps link was old!

    http://www.albanymma.com/index.cfm

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Res wrote: »
    I like Savate

    being a medic I have learned how to punch or kick people very, very painfully

    Turns out the spots where you put tourniquets to stop catastrophic blood loss also hurt really really bad if you smash your heel into them

    Huh. That makes sense.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    All I know about BJJ is that practising it on a girl is a hell of a lot like practising rape.

    I took king fu in college for a while

    we did grappling practice a lot

    since she was about my weight and height I always ended up practicing with this one really hot chick

    I'd have gotten an awkward boner if she didn't beat the shit out of me everytime

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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    dated this one girl who was all "let me handcuff you"

    and she was all "hah, i'm the boss" while on top of me

    but i managed to use just my legs and just

    fuck her shit up

    i was like

    yeah

    bjj, slut

    etc

    Sometimes sex terrifies me.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    king fu

    the prettier brother of kung fu

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    dated this one girl who was all "let me handcuff you"

    and she was all "hah, i'm the boss" while on top of me

    but i managed to use just my legs and just

    fuck her shit up

    i was like

    yeah

    bjj, slut

    etc

    Sometimes sex terrifies me.

    Most of the time when people want to do things like that, they discuss it in advance.

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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Ok, must needs to laundry. No more being distracted by martial arts talk.

    Be good to each other, [chat].

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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    dated this one girl who was all "let me handcuff you"

    and she was all "hah, i'm the boss" while on top of me

    but i managed to use just my legs and just

    fuck her shit up

    i was like

    yeah

    bjj, slut

    etc

    Sometimes sex terrifies me.

    Most of the time when people want to do things like that, they discuss it in advance.

    I can dig that. :^: I'm actually a fan of power play, I guess sometimes it catches me off guard though.

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