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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    None of the valley schools are really good and you know it.

    Hi Mitzi!

    I'm not getting stabbed right now :)

    @ AMP'D : not that I know of.

    That is for sure a talent to be proud of.

    Dodging shanks like all out.
    I'd quote homestuck now if I knew it better.

    I Win Swordfights on
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  • BackwardsnameBackwardsname __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2010
    Koshian wrote: »
    i'm a minority hat-trick

    aw yeah gimme all dat sweet oppression

    Asians aren't a real minority

    not in the UC System anyway

    Sam!

    I have not seen you anywhere in forever!

    whatup droog

    Backwardsname on
  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    None of the valley schools are really good and you know it.

    Hi Mitzi!

    I'm not getting stabbed right now :)

    @ AMP'D : not that I know of.

    You guys get form B, because you take the exams three hours later than we do and they don't want you cheating

    At least you do on French, and I'm sure they do it on the other subjects

    AMP'd on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    but seriously I have no accolades or real talent but I am told I am a funny guy that people enjoy talking to

    whether or not they were lying is something I cannot verify

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I can eat, like, an entire bag of chewy chips ahoy

    who wants to touch me

    spono on
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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Nobody touch him.

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Backwardsname, did I send you that image of the Disney Parade?

    If so I know how you know about my shitty school.

    Muse Among Men on
  • DhalphirDhalphir don't you open that trapdoor you're a fool if you dareRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Also I got a High Distinction on my latest assignment for my Master of Social Work degree and I'm feelin' pretty good about it and my instructors seem to really like me. One of them told me I had a very reflective personality and that even better I could WRITE about my self-reflection and they said this would be really good for me in this career so that made me puff out my chest a bit.

    You might wanna be careful doing that around breakable objects.

    thats pretty rad though

    my latest accomplishment, well I just loaded a big truck using a giant forklift that I have only used previously for a couple hours and I did it faster and more smoothly than the guy who's been doing this for a year.

    Dhalphir on
  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    AMP'd wrote: »
    None of the valley schools are really good and you know it.

    Hi Mitzi!

    I'm not getting stabbed right now :)

    @ AMP'D : not that I know of.

    You guys get form B, because you take the exams three hours later than we do and they don't want you cheating

    At least you do on French, and I'm sure they do it on the other subjects

    We are not gonna have an AP french course at my school

    Instead

    They are creating a pre-french I class.

    :x

    I Win Swordfights on
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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Oh oh oh oh oh

    I can recite every single line of Toy Story, from memory.

    Javen on
  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    but being self-deprecating is what I'm best at...

    Jordyn on
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    JordynNolz.com <- All my blogs (Shepard, Wasted, J'onn, DCAU) are here now!
  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    AMP'd wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    It's because everyone and their mother is buying dSLRs and thinking they can do what professional photographers can, but without the years of education, experience, or any natural talent.

    ffffuck this

    my dad's fiance was like "maybe we should buy a camera like yours so that we can take pictures when you're not here" and I was as tactful as possible while I tried to say "no I think that my pictures might turn out better"

    I mean seriously my dad hates instructions, every picture would be on auto and auto-focus
    At least this is a recent development. Writers have been dealing with this shit for centuries!

    Houk on
  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Jordyn wrote: »
    but being self-deprecating is what I'm best at...

    no, that's DCAU reviews

    Antimatter on
  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Javen wrote: »
    Oh oh oh oh oh

    I can recite every single line of Toy Story, from memory.

    i want to see this in person now

    Sars_Boy on
  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    AMP'd wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    It's because everyone and their mother is buying dSLRs and thinking they can do what professional photographers can, but without the years of education, experience, or any natural talent.

    ffffuck this

    my dad's fiance was like "maybe we should buy a camera like yours so that we can take pictures when you're not here" and I was as tactful as possible while I tried to say "no I think that my pictures might turn out better"

    I mean seriously my dad hates instructions, every picture would be on auto and auto-focus

    I actually do like to take photos, but only because I'm a technology fetishist.

    Really what I want is a camera where I get the nice big sensor and ISO performance of a good dSLR and a decent lens, but in a compact fits-in-my-pocket form-factor. I realize there are physical limits as to why this is impossible though.

    I am kind of excited about what Micro 4/3s cameras bring to the table though, it seems like a pretty good compromise between size/weight and quality.

    Brolo on
  • BackwardsnameBackwardsname __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2010
    Backwardsname, did I send you that image of the Disney Parade?

    If so I know how you know about my shitty school.

    no you didn't

    let me seeeee

    Backwardsname on
  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    AMP'd wrote: »
    None of the valley schools are really good and you know it.

    Hi Mitzi!

    I'm not getting stabbed right now :)

    @ AMP'D : not that I know of.

    You guys get form B, because you take the exams three hours later than we do and they don't want you cheating

    At least you do on French, and I'm sure they do it on the other subjects

    We are not gonna have an AP french course at my school

    Instead

    They are creating a pre-french I class.

    :x

    Damn, dude, that sucks

    They already dropped AP French Lit because no one was taking it and no one was passing it

    French is going the way of the dodo in this country :(

    AMP'd on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    AMP'd wrote: »
    None of the valley schools are really good and you know it.

    Hi Mitzi!

    I'm not getting stabbed right now :)

    @ AMP'D : not that I know of.

    You guys get form B, because you take the exams three hours later than we do and they don't want you cheating

    At least you do on French, and I'm sure they do it on the other subjects

    We are not gonna have an AP french course at my school

    Instead

    They are creating a pre-french I class.

    :x

    a pre-french class what

    Dadouw on
  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I've information vegetable, animal and mineral; I know the kings of England and I quote the fights historical - from Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical.

    Platy on
  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Javen wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Rolo wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    so am I the only one who sincerely was a braggart

    man

    y'all are too ironic all the time

    I'm sorry but you'll have a very hard time convincing me being a braggart is ever a good thing.

    yeah but

    that's the point of the thread

    it's like a douchbag release valve

    at let me tell you; I have a lot of douche to release

    See

    Even in a thread like this

    I can't manage to brag about things

    I think I'm actually incapable of it at this point

    Photographers live in a constant state of self-depreciation. I think even more so than painters and artists!

    It's because everyone and their mother is buying dSLRs and thinking they can do what professional photographers can, but without the years of education, experience, or any natural talent.

    I don't understand why that is valid reason for being so hard on yourself about it, though.

    I fancy myself a good fucking cook. Tons of people cook, many who don't know what they're doing. But their efforts are completely separate from mine. It doesn't make my food any less delicious.

    To seriously answer this question: I honestly don't think I'm that great.

    Sheri on
  • BackwardsnameBackwardsname __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2010
    Also, huge penis

    Viagra-fueled, admittedly, but huge

    Backwardsname on
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2010
    I'm pretty good at video games.

    Munkus Beaver on
    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Javen wrote: »
    Oh oh oh oh oh

    I can recite every single line of Toy Story, from memory.

    This is true for me and Jurassic Park

    h5

    Sheri on
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I've information vegetable, animal and mineral; I know the kings of England and I quote the fights historical - from Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical.

    those aren't the words to that mass effect song!

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Backwardsname, did I send you that image of the Disney Parade?

    If so I know how you know about my shitty school.

    no you didn't

    let me seeeee

    Such a nice picture.

    hong-kong-disneyland-parade.jpg

    I guess I just haven't been very secretive about my location? I just remember mentioning something about the school and someone PMed saying they had figured it out and to leave the valley as soon as I had the chance.

    And I sent them that image, though I don't remember why.

    Muse Among Men on
  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Also, huge penis

    Viagra-fueled, admittedly, but huge

    You just keep throwing it in there cuz you know that if you don't, I totally will.

    Sheri on
  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Dadouw wrote: »
    AMP'd wrote: »
    None of the valley schools are really good and you know it.

    Hi Mitzi!

    I'm not getting stabbed right now :)

    @ AMP'D : not that I know of.

    You guys get form B, because you take the exams three hours later than we do and they don't want you cheating

    At least you do on French, and I'm sure they do it on the other subjects

    We are not gonna have an AP french course at my school

    Instead

    They are creating a pre-french I class.

    :x

    a pre-french class what

    My school is 7-12, and they feel like the middle school children can't handle french I, so they are creating this new class

    I Win Swordfights on
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  • pillowpillow Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I haven't taken any drugs in like, two weeks! That's pretty cool I guess.

    Oh and I can almost eat two whole bananas

    pillow on
  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    who the fuck wants to speak french
    german is a lot more fun

    scarlet st. on
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  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    don't listen to shoe

    what advice did he ever give you?

    touch me now

    spono on
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  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Koshian wrote: »
    I helped paint a huge david cook mural a few years ago

    original

    http://videos.kansascity.com/vmix_hosted_apps/p/media?id=2129090

    who is jealous

    I bet you are jealous
    okay i will bet you 1 million dollars that i am jealous

    Sars_Boy on
  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Backwardsname, did I send you that image of the Disney Parade?

    If so I know how you know about my shitty school.

    no you didn't

    let me seeeee

    Such a nice picture.

    hong-kong-disneyland-parade.jpg

    I guess I just haven't been very secretive about my location? I just remember mentioning something about the school and someone PMed saying they had figured it out and to leave the valley as soon as I had the chance.

    And I sent them that image, though I don't remember why.

    But

    But your location says North Pole

    . . . So you haven't been getting my letters? :(

    Sheri on
  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Koshian wrote: »
    I helped paint a huge david cook mural a few years ago

    Cook%2BMural.jpg

    http://videos.kansascity.com/vmix_hosted_apps/p/media?id=2129090

    who is jealous

    I bet you are jealous

    damn, girl

    Antimatter on
  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Dadouw wrote: »
    AMP'd wrote: »
    None of the valley schools are really good and you know it.

    Hi Mitzi!

    I'm not getting stabbed right now :)

    @ AMP'D : not that I know of.

    You guys get form B, because you take the exams three hours later than we do and they don't want you cheating

    At least you do on French, and I'm sure they do it on the other subjects

    We are not gonna have an AP french course at my school

    Instead

    They are creating a pre-french I class.

    :x

    a pre-french class what

    My school is 7-12, and they feel like the middle school children can't handle french I, so they are creating this new class

    what do they teach in pre-french

    how can you prepare for french

    Dadouw on
  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Koshian wrote: »
    I helped paint a huge david cook mural a few years ago

    Cook%2BMural.jpg

    http://videos.kansascity.com/vmix_hosted_apps/p/media?id=2129090

    who is jealous

    I bet you are jealous

    haha, i love how there are a few videos below that are all about rapists.

    scarlet st. on
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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2010
    And zoom.

    I will kick anybody's ass in zoom.

    Munkus Beaver on
    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    My Spanish could use polish, but I can read and write it in fairly well despite not having had any training. My Italian isn't too bad, I could probably learn it very well if I was there for a year or 2.

    Muse Among Men on
  • SalSal Damnedest Little Fellow Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I am pretty great

    Not going to cite any specific evidence, but everyone can just rest assured

    Sal on
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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    who the fuck wants to speak french
    german is a lot more fun

    I wish I could still speak it. I've not used it in so long my abilities have completely deteriorated.

    Jordyn on
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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Sal wrote: »
    I am pretty great

    Not going to cite any specific evidence, but everyone just rest assured

    you are the best troll Jegus

    Antimatter on
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