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[Chat] the Conqueror

ElkiElki get busyModerator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
edited May 2010 in Debate and/or Discourse
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  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator, Administrator admin
    edited May 2010
    ...yeah, you don't see movie posters announcing imminent rape nowadays.

    Echo on
  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    That PA comic is among my favorites.

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  • LeitnerLeitner Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    You said raping twice.

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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    firewaterword wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Echo wrote: »
    I have done exactly jack and shit today. Normally this makes me annoyed due to the inactivity, but I'm strangely mellow as well.

    I've got plate of steak sandwiches which are leftovers from last night and I'm gonna go out dancing later. Life is pretty damn good.

    Two good things right thurr.

    I should go out dancing. But in order to do so copious alcohol must be consumed. And I've pretty much given this day up for productivity, so lots to do tomorrow.

    Um, when I go dancing I don't drink copious amounts of alcohol. Or any.

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  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2010
    I alcohol-threw-up for the first time yesterday, but other than that I had a pretty good time.

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  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    From the last thread
    Sarksus: Yes, Evolution was pretty much X-Men high school. All I'm taking from X-Men is the powers and the educational environment.

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  • firewaterwordfirewaterword Satchitananda Pais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    o_O Whoa. Google-videoing "blazing saddles theme" comes up with some spectacularly NSFW results!

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  • firewaterwordfirewaterword Satchitananda Pais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    firewaterword wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Echo wrote: »
    I have done exactly jack and shit today. Normally this makes me annoyed due to the inactivity, but I'm strangely mellow as well.

    I've got plate of steak sandwiches which are leftovers from last night and I'm gonna go out dancing later. Life is pretty damn good.

    Two good things right thurr.

    I should go out dancing. But in order to do so copious alcohol must be consumed. And I've pretty much given this day up for productivity, so lots to do tomorrow.

    Um, when I go dancing I don't drink copious amounts of alcohol. Or any.

    Ah, well there's the difference. You probably know how to dance.

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  • Aroused BullAroused Bull Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Let's be fair. In this context, the word rape isn't limited solely to sexual attacks. There's all kinds of despoiling involved.

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  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator, Administrator admin
    edited May 2010
    Elki wrote: »
    I alcohol-threw-up for the first time yesterday, but other than that I had a pretty good time.

    I don't think I've ever thrown up due to drinking. There is that one ambiguous time, but that potato salad was a likely suspect as well.

    Echo on
  • Aroused BullAroused Bull Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Mambo, how can you be bored when you have nothing to do? Pretend you're a spaceman or something.

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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    firewaterword wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    firewaterword wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Echo wrote: »
    I have done exactly jack and shit today. Normally this makes me annoyed due to the inactivity, but I'm strangely mellow as well.

    I've got plate of steak sandwiches which are leftovers from last night and I'm gonna go out dancing later. Life is pretty damn good.

    Two good things right thurr.

    I should go out dancing. But in order to do so copious alcohol must be consumed. And I've pretty much given this day up for productivity, so lots to do tomorrow.

    Um, when I go dancing I don't drink copious amounts of alcohol. Or any.

    Ah, well there's the difference. You probably know how to dance.

    Um, I'm an awful dancer. Terrible. I just don't really care about what other people think about me very much any more.

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  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2010
    Echo wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    I alcohol-threw-up for the first time yesterday, but other than that I had a pretty good time.

    I don't think I've ever thrown up due to drinking. There is that one ambiguous time, but that potato salad was a likely suspect as well.

    Well, I was in a really hot hot tub for hours, soooo dehydration. And I didn't have much to eat and lots of drinks brought to me whenever I asked.

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  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Captain Carrot wrote: »
    From the last thread
    Sarksus: Yes, Evolution was pretty much X-Men high school. All I'm taking from X-Men is the powers and the educational environment.

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    ?

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  • firewaterwordfirewaterword Satchitananda Pais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    firewaterword wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    firewaterword wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Echo wrote: »
    I have done exactly jack and shit today. Normally this makes me annoyed due to the inactivity, but I'm strangely mellow as well.

    I've got plate of steak sandwiches which are leftovers from last night and I'm gonna go out dancing later. Life is pretty damn good.

    Two good things right thurr.

    I should go out dancing. But in order to do so copious alcohol must be consumed. And I've pretty much given this day up for productivity, so lots to do tomorrow.

    Um, when I go dancing I don't drink copious amounts of alcohol. Or any.

    Ah, well there's the difference. You probably know how to dance.

    Um, I'm an awful dancer. Terrible. I just don't really care about what other people think about me very much any more.

    Oh! Well, have a good time!

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  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Yeah, a bit like that, I guess.

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  • ChuChu poops peesRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    i fuck on the first date

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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    i fuck on the first date

    Many people do.

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  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Echo wrote: »
    ...yeah, you don't see movie posters announcing imminent rape nowadays.
    Some would argue the movie industry has lost something.

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  • RustRust __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2010
    oh god, new found glory

    those guys were so fucking terrible

    even when i was listening to nothing but pop-punk i couldn't stand those guys

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  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    clang clang

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    fuck gendered marketing
  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Richy wrote: »
    Echo wrote: »
    ...yeah, you don't see movie posters announcing imminent rape nowadays.
    Some would argue the movie industry has lost something.

    new movie: there will be rape.
    then at the very end of the movie, the main character gets prison raped.

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  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    elldren, guess what I am watching

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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Elldren wrote: »
    clang clang

    In our previous office we had a ships bell hanging in the sales department. When I was a salesguy we had a tradition that closing a sale would require the ringing of the bell. That was a good tradition.

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  • wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    IP is the worst thing to discuss. It's worse than Israel, Abortion, Atheism and Objectivism combined.

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  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    elldren, guess what I am watching

    Sarai-ya Goyou?

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    fuck gendered marketing
  • ChuChu poops peesRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    i fuck on the first date

    Many people do.

    i have actually only fucked on the first date one time i think

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  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Elldren wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    elldren, guess what I am watching

    Sarai-ya Goyou?

    The latest episode, yeah.

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  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    elldren, guess what I am watching

    Sarai-ya Goyou?

    The latest episode, yeah.

    :^:

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    fuck gendered marketing
  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    In UK election news, winning candidate's acceptance speech outshone by competitor's rosette:

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  • firewaterwordfirewaterword Satchitananda Pais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Hahah what the hells?

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  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator, Administrator admin
    edited May 2010
    japan wrote: »
    In UK election news, winning candidate's acceptance speech outdone by competitor's rosette:

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    Must be a Timelord.

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  • FeralFeral ＭＥＭＥＴＩＣＨＡＲＩＺＡＲＤ interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I've never fucked on the first date, if you define 'fucking' as 'penis in vagina.'

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    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    The gentleman in the red coat and top hat is "Crucial" Chris Dowling, the Monster Raving Loony candidate for Barking and Dagenham.

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  • wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    I've never fucked on the first date, if you define 'fucking' as 'penis in vagina.'

    Woah woah woah. There are plenty of things a penis can fuck.

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  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    The Monster Raving Loonies do put on quite a show

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  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    is that his nickname? that's a phenomenal nickname. wow.

    Crucial

    also because his name is Chris

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  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I think maybe I'm gonna leanr to play protoss they look pretty sweet. wasn't too attracted to them before.

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  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    "Now your money is in the bucket."

    "I see that."

    Hee.

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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    what changed your mind Var?

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