If you could start a business tomorrow, what would it be about?

PerpetualPerpetual Registered User regular
edited May 2010 in Debate and/or Discourse
Let's say that you finally get the opportunity to start the business of your dreams.

What would it be about?

What service or product would it sell?

What would its core values be? Would it have any core values?

Obviously not everyone is interested in starting their own business, so I'll broaden the topic to "any for-profit or non-profit organization".

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  • RaburoRaburo Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    A gentlemen's brothel where you are serviced quite literally "under the table" so that you can drink alcohol and chat with your friends while receiving oral services. You have to wear a condom and you are charged per fifteen minutes of oral services. At least one alcoholic drink must be purchased every hour and unless you pay at least 150 in cash you have to give us a credit card (in case you get really drunk and decide you want to recieve hour long oral).


    Our core values would be, any guy with twenty five dollars can get blown.

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    A catering service meant for younger people, with less classy food and more affordable costs. Stuff that you would order for a high school party or a university shindig.

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  • InvisibleInvisible Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I've always wanted to open a comic shop to replace the one I used to go to when I was younger. Maybe expand a bit and carry a small selection of DVDs and games.

    Of course there's a reason the comic shop closed, the only reason she kept it open is long as she did was because her father paid a large part of it. But still, if I didn't have to worry about money, definitely.

    I'd love to be able to bring a good comics place back to the kids and adults to the area. Some place where they would know the employees by name and the employees would know the regulars, know what they want and keep it boxed for them to pick up.

    I guess it's just because everything in the area is so corporate now, it's not a bad thing, but I just miss the place where I spent time as a kid, knew the people and they knew me, they even gave out gifts to their regulars at Christmas time. I'd like to bring that back, even if it's a bit unrealistic.

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  • DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I would copy one of my favorite childhood place, Tornado Terry's. It was an arcade where you paid a door fee and all the games were Free Play. It was fucking awesome!

    They had a party room, a food stand, and pool/air hockey tables that were pay to play.

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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I have two. One's doable, the other is just plain silliness.

    1. A tea shop. With two separate areas, the front area is full of large sofas and comfy chairs, and books. Old and used books that can be read while having a nice cuppa, or can be purchased, or traded for with other old/used books. The back of the tea shop is where lunch would be served as well as a high tea on the weekends.

    2. A completely insane idea. A small theatrical company to be used as part of a larger Roleplaying Society. No, not LARPing, exactly. The first basic idea was that the RP game would be run on a Friday. Then, myself and my crew would have until the next Thursday, to recreate what happened in the previous game in a theatrical performance. Complete with sets, costumes, etc.

    I never said it was a good idea. Or not nerdy. But hey, you said money was no obstacle.

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  • PerpetualPerpetual Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I actually love the second idea, lovelyahava.

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  • ZythonZython Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Perpetual wrote: »
    I actually love the second idea, lovelyahava.

    Is it wrong that my first issue with this was "you can't prepare a play within a week's time"?

    Edit: Hmmm...my business? From the top of my head, I'd say an asian noodle house. Because noodle soup is delicious.

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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Zython wrote: »
    Perpetual wrote: »
    I actually love the second idea, lovelyahava.

    Is it wrong that my first issue with this was "you can't prepare a play within a week's time"?

    why not?

    The lines and actions have all been figured out by the roleplay the week before. If it's the same campaign, then you have the basic set pieces and costumes already done and figured.

    I mean, I'm not talking a Shakespearian production of your most epic Shadowrun game EVAH.


    Of course, the other idea is, if you have different groups (say 4) running different games, then you do a performance for them monthly. D&D is the 1st weekend, then SR, then Vampire, and finally Oh hell no I am not play acting Game of Thrones. Or Sailor Moon. Go away.

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  • ZythonZython Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Zython wrote: »
    Perpetual wrote: »
    I actually love the second idea, lovelyahava.

    Is it wrong that my first issue with this was "you can't prepare a play within a week's time"?

    why not?

    The lines and actions have all been figured out by the roleplay the week before. If it's the same campaign, then you have the basic set pieces and costumes already done and figured.

    I mean, I'm not talking a Shakespearian production of your most epic Shadowrun game EVAH.


    Of course, the other idea is, if you have different groups (say 4) running different games, then you do a performance for them monthly. D&D is the 1st weekend, then SR, then Vampire, and finally Oh hell no I am not play acting Game of Thrones. Or Sailor Moon. Go away.

    I suppose. But it would have to be fairly minimalistic in order for set pieces and costumes to be cost effective. On the other hand, a minimalist approach WOULD add to the charm.

    Edit: Don't get me wrong, it's a neat idea. I'm just being overly practical

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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    styrofoam, my friend. sytrofoam is the best thing ever.

    it's like building a lifesize WH40K field. Or necromundo, since that's the one I'm more familiar with (hehehe i blew up a building....).

    Again, not shakespeare. Just something fun. Guaranteed to not make money. But guaranteed to bring all the geeks and nerds together and try to come up with the most ridiculous armour for a female night elf. ever.


    The other other idea I jsut got was live action magic the Gathering.

    With stuffed animals.

    But now I'm just being silly cause it's 3am.

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  • ZythonZython Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Styrofoam's too light for backdrop pieces. You'll also need cardboard. Which gives me another business idea.

    A box factory!
    The other other idea I jsut got was live action magic the Gathering.

    With stuffed animals.

    But now I'm just being silly cause it's 3am.

    What the hell would THAT business plan look like?
    :P

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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Zython wrote: »
    The other other idea I jsut got was live action magic the Gathering.

    With stuffed animals.

    But now I'm just being silly cause it's 3am.

    What the hell would THAT business plan look like?
    :P

    An Ivory Cup, of course! It just keeps giving and giving....

    :P

    Seriously. Get 5 stuffed birds. Dye them each a different color.

    "I cast, Blue bird!"

    Flop

    It lands on the ground in front of you.

    Wait a turn.

    "I attack with Blue Bird!"

    Pick up your stuffed bird and hurl it at your opponent. If they manage to pick up one of their birds and block, then they don't take damage. if you hit them with your stuffed blue bird, then they take damage.


    What could possibly go wrong?


    ....

    I need to sleep. :P

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    making fusion powerplants and electrical infrastructure

    make hells of money from them in the developed world and use it to pay for bringing the developing world closer to us

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  • nukanuka What are circles? Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    A simple bakery. I'd make the inside sunny and childlike so when you walk in you're already happier inside than you were outside, but I'd also make it modern and sophisticated enough for people older than 5. Somehow I will have the best of both worlds. I'd make the inventory stay simple, a fancy cake shop would be nice but that takes some serious talent and I'd be stuck making basically only fancy cakes, as they take a lot longer to make than bread. I don't want to specialize in one thing.

    An actual excuse to eat cookies all day long can't be half bad, so long as I still exercise and such. :P

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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    A juice and espresso bar that sells freshly squeezed fruit juice and espresso. Maybe a soup or two as well.

    Simple ingredients, easy to make, focus on the basics, no compromise with quality. And no fucking Lavazza.

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  • Just Like ThatJust Like That Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I would start a group with a membership fee of $10, and once you're in the group you get $5 for each new member you recruit!

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  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Back in my home town, we have a store that sells all things fun. Comic books, action figures, trading cards, board games, model cars, and so on. Check it out. It was my favourite store as a kid, and still is. I stop by there every time I'm in town just to browse. The store itself is hugely popular, and has expanded in size in the mall several times. So my dream would be to open my own franchise here.

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  • LoklarLoklar Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I've always been kicking around the idea of video podcasting about business issues, but focusing on small-business.

    The "story" would be me trying to make my video podcasting profitable. I'd track expenses and show the viewers where I spent the capital and how money is coming in. And I'd chronical different attempts at getting income (like ads or merch or whatever).

    I'd also do interviews with small business people to see what they're all about. Look for scams in the marketplace and call them out, and do episodes on how to save money.

    And finally I'd try to make it funny. I'd have an off-camera "boss" (named "Griffs") who I'd complain about and make him sound like the cheapest bastard ever, so if my blog ever had to do something on the cheap I'd blame Griffs for being a cheapskate, but in reality it'd be because my business has no money to do much. It'd be a running joke, kinda like the Niel's wife on Frasier.

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  • enc0reenc0re Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    A quick-serve, slow-food restaurant. Every day, there's only 1 or 2 items you can buy. You can look up the menu online. The food is already cooking, so it can be served immediately including through a drive-through.

    However, all the foods would delicious, healthy, slow-cooked overnight. Basically, we'd be looking at a lot stews from bones and tough cuts. There's only X portions prepared for each day, and when it's out you have to wait until the next day.

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  • SentrySentry Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    BBD INC.

    Big Black Dildo incorporated. Mail order big black dildo's that come in a fancy flower box with a huge bow, to be delivered to the recipient at work.

    The tag line would be "the perfect way to say those three little words: Go fuck yourself."

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  • EmperorSethEmperorSeth Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Honestly, a video game company. It's an uncreative answer, ironically enough, but it's also been my lifelong dream since I was seven, so if in this theoretical world someone heaved some 20 million dollars at me and wouldn't let me do something silly with it like save it, give it to charity or use it to go back to school, video game company it is!

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  • CycloneRangerCycloneRanger Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Nuclear rocket engines, of course. Conventional solid-core designs, nuclear lightbulb rockets, etc.

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  • MadnessBAMadnessBA Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I think I would start an Amp/guitar company but definentely not tomorrow.

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  • CasedOutCasedOut Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    A catering service meant for younger people, with less classy food and more affordable costs. Stuff that you would order for a high school party or a university shindig.

    So a Pizza Delivery Service?

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  • LoserForHireXLoserForHireX Philosopher King The AcademyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I would start a not for profit gas company (in a model similar to something like USAA). Offering the lowest prices that you can get anywhere. Hopefully it drives down prices everywhere.

    Maybe that's a little too much idealism.

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  • SageinaRageSageinaRage Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    A custom sandwich shop that would make variations of peanut butter and jelly, using different types of nut butters and spreads, as well as a large variety of jams, jellies, and preserves.

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  • NocrenNocren Lt Futz, Back in Action North CarolinaRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Closest I've seen to my original idea was a little store in Charleston, SC called Green Dragon.
    Comics, gaming, knives/swords, LAN setup, gaming tables, video rental (before dvds) of imports and asian cinema and a huge fucking wall of porn VHS tapes also for rent which were relabeled so they didn't stand out.

    I will never forget finding the "master list" of every adult video they had for rent (about 20 pages, 2 columns). Also had a key of yellow highlight = Seen and recommended, pink highlight = not seen but highly recommended by others, * = personal choice.

    I would have added a website that would have a library that would have write ups of various tabletop games (one shots, published modules, full campaigns). Not just "player did this" write-ups, but something similar to Dragonlance or Shadowrun fiction.

    Hell, I even have a name and tagline for my company since I put it on all my work and whenever I build a website for a class.

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  • GrombarGrombar Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    A game developer/publisher, so that some friends and I could pool what we know and what we want to do, then make, market, and distribute games on our own terms.

    That, or I've always liked the idea for a restaurant called, "I Don't Know, Where Do You Want to Eat?"

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  • BallmanBallman Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Less ambitious: A bed and breakfast. My fiancee and I love to cook for people, and I'd really like to have my own garden. Maybe not a moneymaker, but it would be a lot of fun.

    More ambitious: I'd like to start an organization that links public schools with experts in their respective fields to improve education in general. Lots of universities have done this in smaller doses, usually funded by national grants, but these efforts seem to dwindle when the grant money dies out. However, make this a self-sustaining deal, where federal & state funds are used to buy the time of experts who are actually interested in making a difference, and it's a win for everyone involved. Two of the biggest things missing from schools are motivation and enthusiasm. Moving away from such a stagnant, jumping-through-hoops-based curriculum and toward one that rewards creativity and hard work would be a big step. This would of course take a remarkable shift in what is expected from schools in terms of accountability, and it would take a lot of support to get off the ground, but I think it could really improve the education situation in the US.

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I would start a not for profit gas company (in a model similar to something like USAA). Offering the lowest prices that you can get anywhere. Hopefully it drives down prices everywhere.

    Maybe that's a little too much idealism.

    how would that be a good thing? We already use waaaaaaaaaaaay too much gas.

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  • MadnessBAMadnessBA Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Nocren wrote: »
    Closest I've seen to my original idea was a little store in Charleston, SC called Green Dragon.
    Comics, gaming, knives/swords, LAN setup, gaming tables, video rental (before dvds) of imports and asian cinema and a huge fucking wall of porn VHS tapes also for rent which were relabeled so they didn't stand out.

    I will never forget finding the "master list" of every adult video they had for rent (about 20 pages, 2 columns). Also had a key of yellow highlight = Seen and recommended, pink highlight = not seen but highly recommended by others, * = personal choice.

    I would have added a website that would have a library that would have write ups of various tabletop games (one shots, published modules, full campaigns). Not just "player did this" write-ups, but something similar to Dragonlance or Shadowrun fiction.

    Hell, I even have a name and tagline for my company since I put it on all my work and whenever I build a website for a class.

    Holy shit I've been there. The owners are... very entertaining people.

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  • LawndartLawndart Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    A chocolate factory run by big-breasted hookers, of course.

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  • EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    1) A theater/bar

    2) An on-line media production company

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  • frandelgearslipfrandelgearslip 457670Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    L|ama wrote: »
    I would start a not for profit gas company (in a model similar to something like USAA). Offering the lowest prices that you can get anywhere. Hopefully it drives down prices everywhere.

    Maybe that's a little too much idealism.

    how would that be a good thing? We already use waaaaaaaaaaaay too much gas.

    I love how you are offended by the guy who wants to sell cheap gas and not all the guys who want to operate whorehouses. :P

    The biggest idea I would love to throw money away on is basically open my own version of Norm McDonald's Dirty Work.

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  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    A porn production company.

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  • DeadfallDeadfall I don't think you realize just how rich he is. In fact, I should put on a monocle.Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Microbrewery.

    That later expanded to a brewpub offering delicious hand-made panini sandwiches and wood-fired pizzas.

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    L|ama wrote: »
    I would start a not for profit gas company (in a model similar to something like USAA). Offering the lowest prices that you can get anywhere. Hopefully it drives down prices everywhere.

    Maybe that's a little too much idealism.

    how would that be a good thing? We already use waaaaaaaaaaaay too much gas.

    I love how you are offended by the guy who wants to sell cheap gas and not all the guys who want to operate whorehouses. :P

    The biggest idea I would love to throw money away on is basically open my own version of Norm McDonald's Dirty Work.

    Well since prostitution is legal where I live... yeah? Nearly all of the badness of prostitution comes from it being illegal.

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  • saggiosaggio Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Cherry orchard and apiary.

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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    A smallish arcade.

    No game costs more than 50 cents on the weekdays.

    $6 door fee on weekends, but free play inside.


    Edit:
    Arcades are a dying breed. It's sad.

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  • NocrenNocren Lt Futz, Back in Action North CarolinaRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    MadnessBA wrote: »
    Nocren wrote: »
    Closest I've seen to my original idea was a little store in Charleston, SC called Green Dragon.
    Comics, gaming, knives/swords, LAN setup, gaming tables, video rental (before dvds) of imports and asian cinema and a huge fucking wall of porn VHS tapes also for rent which were relabeled so they didn't stand out.

    I will never forget finding the "master list" of every adult video they had for rent (about 20 pages, 2 columns). Also had a key of yellow highlight = Seen and recommended, pink highlight = not seen but highly recommended by others, * = personal choice.

    I would have added a website that would have a library that would have write ups of various tabletop games (one shots, published modules, full campaigns). Not just "player did this" write-ups, but something similar to Dragonlance or Shadowrun fiction.

    Hell, I even have a name and tagline for my company since I put it on all my work and whenever I build a website for a class.

    Holy shit I've been there. The owners are... very entertaining people.

    yes, yes they are. I miss them.
    Been 10 years since I last saw them.

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