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the child molester three rows up.

supernova_angelsupernova_angel Registered User regular
edited January 2007 in Social Entropy++
there is a man sitting 10ft away from me.
i'm at about 84% sure that he is a child molester of some sorts...

I shall try to ascertain stealth pictures of some sort....

oh the woes of being in college english.

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  • PataPata Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    He wants your body.

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    are you hot

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    go up and make conversation

    ask him how he feels about supple young bodies

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited January 2007
    underage and hot

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  • supernova_angelsupernova_angel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    his 50yr. old body (age is an assumption) wants the 17yr.(ish) girl that sits behind him....

    who by the way is not attractive to begin with.


    It's enough to make me vomit a little

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  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    a/s/l?

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  • HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Call someone on your cell phone.

    Call them "mommy" and make references to "the time you want me to be home." Also mention that you don't want to go to soccer practice today because it's cold.

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  • Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    2007 joindates make me realize I have wasted my life

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    so that's where dislexic has been

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  • HomelessHomeless Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    hey didn't you make a thread like last month about old dudes talking to you? or was that someone else?

    EDIT: AHH SHIT NEVERMIND I AM RETARDED

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2007
    eight year olds, Dude.

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Dely Apple wrote:
    2007 joindates make me realize I have wasted my life

    your life isn't over dely

    not yet

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    There's nothing wrong with wanting to nail 17 year old girls.

    There's 17 of them after all.

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  • Wise_aWise_a Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    obligatory pics or it didnt happen

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Hunter wrote:
    There's nothing wrong with wanting to nail 17 year old girls.

    There's 17 of them after all.
    Yeah, it's the standard male fantasy.

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Mmm, placenta.

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  • Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Fallout wrote:
    Dely Apple wrote:
    2007 joindates make me realize I have wasted my life

    your life isn't over dely

    not yet

    Hunting each other like snipers in that movie with Jude Law

    I think it was called Snipe Hunt

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  • zhen_roguezhen_rogue Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Half the people in my college english classes looked like rapists.

    And the profs looked like homeless people.

    Truly, a noble vocation.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    i m in ur base molesting ur mans

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  • FlintlockhandmedownFlintlockhandmedown Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Now look, just because the man molests children, doesn't make him a child molestor. Geez, you ignorant people and your labels.

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  • HomelessHomeless Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Flintlockhandmedown wrote:
    Now look, just because the man molests children, doesn't make him a child molestor. Geez, you ignorant people and your labels.[/i]

    I fail to see your point.

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  • DranoDrano __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    i was in the computer lab one time and i glanced to my right and this creepy guy with disheveled hair and horn-rimmed glasses who looked like he was in his 40s was blatantly looking at gay porn.

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  • FlintlockhandmedownFlintlockhandmedown Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Homeless wrote:
    Flintlockhandmedown wrote:
    Now look, just because the man molests children, doesn't make him a child molestor. Geez, you ignorant people and your labels.[/i]

    I fail to see your point.

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    :)

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  • HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I do so love that smilin' cock.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    Oh god. NO! BAD NEWB! PUT DOWN THE DANCING DONG!

    You haven't earned the right to post that motherfucker.

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  • HomelessHomeless Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    YOU STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT NO

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Drano wrote:
    i was in the computer lab one time and i glanced to my right and this creepy guy with disheveled hair and horn-rimmed glasses who looked like he was in his 40s was blatantly looking at gay porn.
    I've heard these stories and I have to wonder:
    Do these people just not know that it's unacceptable to look at porn in a public place or do they think that the magic of the internet makes it so only they can see what is on the screen?

    Likely they just don't care but it's unsettling to think of someone just waltzing into a library and googling up some gay, anal cream-pies as naturally as if they were looking up a carrot-cake recipie.

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Didn't bonK talk about banning that.

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  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Druhim wrote:
    Oh god. NO! BAD NEWB! PUT DOWN THE DANCING DONG!

    You haven't earned the right to post that motherfucker.
    I forget...was that your creation, Dru?

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  • HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Kadith wrote:
    Didn't bonK talk about banning that.
    Man, you can't ban the dancing dong.

    It's the heart and soul of SE++. Knob would have to forfeit his own soul if he wanted to ban it.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    Kantankeris wrote:
    Drano wrote:
    i was in the computer lab one time and i glanced to my right and this creepy guy with disheveled hair and horn-rimmed glasses who looked like he was in his 40s was blatantly looking at gay porn.
    I've heard these stories and I have to wonder:
    Do these people just not know that it's unacceptable to look at porn in a public place or do they think that the magic of the internet makes it so only they can see what is on the screen?

    Likely they just don't care but it's unsettling to think of someone just waltzing into a library and googling up some gay, anal cream-pies as naturally as if they were looking up a carrot-cake recipie.
    Exactly. I'm stunned whenever I see this happening and I wonder the same thing. I'm assuming that in many cases they know what they're doing is unacceptable to those around them but that they're so pathetic and lonely that the desire to see a naked whatever it is that turns them on overrides the risk of getting kicked out, banned from the establishment, perhaps even fined.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    naporeon wrote:
    Druhim wrote:
    Oh god. NO! BAD NEWB! PUT DOWN THE DANCING DONG!

    You haven't earned the right to post that motherfucker.
    I forget...was that your creation, Dru?
    Nope, I forget who created it but I copied it once I saw it and regretfully I posted it repeated in SAVED's thread. Now everyone wants to post it and it's probably just a matter of time before the mods decide to end the nonsense by jailing anyone that posts it. People can't control themselves so their toys get taken away.

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  • zhen_roguezhen_rogue Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Druhim wrote:
    Kantankeris wrote:
    Drano wrote:
    i was in the computer lab one time and i glanced to my right and this creepy guy with disheveled hair and horn-rimmed glasses who looked like he was in his 40s was blatantly looking at gay porn.
    I've heard these stories and I have to wonder:
    Do these people just not know that it's unacceptable to look at porn in a public place or do they think that the magic of the internet makes it so only they can see what is on the screen?

    Likely they just don't care but it's unsettling to think of someone just waltzing into a library and googling up some gay, anal cream-pies as naturally as if they were looking up a carrot-cake recipie.
    Exactly. I'm stunned whenever I see this happening and I wonder the same thing. I'm assuming that in many cases they know what they're doing is unacceptable to those around them but that they're so pathetic and lonely that the desire to see a naked whatever it is that turns them on overrides the risk of getting kicked out, banned from the establishment, perhaps even fined.

    I dunno man, I think the "oblivious to everyone but the user" point comes into play as well.
    My studio of 100 people has some crazy shit up on monitors when i'm walking around now and then - i've seen everything from hard cock to wide open twat on peoples' screens during a normal workday.
    Sure, LCD's have a viewing angle issue - but it's not THAT big an issue, people!

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