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Heavy Metal

FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
edited May 2010 in Social Entropy++
I am watching this now

HeavyMetal.jpg

So that pretty much sums up my day - how are you internet?

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited May 2010
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    THEPAIN73THEPAIN73 Shiny. Real shiny.Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I am staying late at work about to leave.

    NobodycomeinNobodycomeinNobodycomeinNobodycomein

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I've been really enjoying brutal legend

    playing it a little bit each evening so as not to finish too quickly

    I feel like I'd get a lot more of the jokes if I knew more about metal

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    HMM

    I THINK IT WILL ENTER THIS WORKPLACE AND ASK A CERTAIN FELLOW TO PERFORM A TASK FOR ME THAT WILL KEEP HIM HERE!

    DOO DOO DOO!

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    THEPAIN73THEPAIN73 Shiny. Real shiny.Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    nooooooooooooooooo

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    YoSoyTheWalrusYoSoyTheWalrus Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    sp_1203_promo_v6.jpg

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    Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
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    FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Having watched this for about 20 mins or so, I am convinced that Heavy Metal was written by and made for 13 year-old boys

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    Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous Blame this on the misfortune of your birth. New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    pretty much.


    I saw an issue on a local newsstand. I was not aware the magazine still existed.

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2010
    It has some pretty poor animation, for sure.

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    FerrusFerrus Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    FortyTwo wrote: »
    I am watching this now

    HeavyMetal.jpg

    So that pretty much sums up my day - how are you internet?

    The greatest movie.

    Edit: Also the soundtrack mostly isn't Heavy Metal. Still awesome music though.

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    I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
    My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
    And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Heavy Metal Magazine is full of hot sci-fi titties.

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I'm listening to William Shatner's "You'll Have Time"

    Maybe you won't suffer, maybe it's quick
    but you'll have time to think
    why did i waste it, why didn't i taste it?
    'cus you're gonna die

    Thanks, captain

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    FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    pretty much.


    I saw an issue on a local newsstand. I was not aware the magazine still existed.

    I remember some of the stories being halfway decent from time to time. Gratuitous rude bewbage never hurt neither.

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2010
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    BLM - ACAB
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    Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous Blame this on the misfortune of your birth. New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I only ever owned one issue, and that's because it came with this wierd packed collection of older comics (and an issue of Frazetta monthly or something like that).

    I remember one story about a time travelling ghost witch from the 1400's who went to the future where the catholic church runs everything and killed the bad guy from Biker Mice from Mars.

    And then another one where a space captain comes back to earth after exploring the entire universe and finding nothing. He reveals that humanity is alone and everyone commits suicide BUT IT WAS A TRICK and then he pulls off his mask.

    And a whole lot of boobies.

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    FerrusFerrus Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    FortyTwo wrote: »
    Having watched this for about 20 mins or so, I am convinced that Heavy Metal was written by and made for 13 year-old boys

    Deep inside, we're all still 13 year old boys. And that's why this movie is great.

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    I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
    My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
    And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I read one issue where a voluptuous naked chick assassinated the reincarnation of buddha who was a bloated slug of a hedonist who had to sit in a pool of water because he couldn't support his own weight.

    Come to think of it, that's about the entirety of the story, right there. What the fuck?

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    OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    It would be pretty fun Kosh

    pretty fun indeed
    let's test it out wink

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    UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    What happened to our heavy metal?
    What happened to our coat of arms?

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    koshian no one will ever bang you

    god told me this

    also the dinosaurs died because you were born

    it is your fault there are no velociraptors

    you killed littlefoot's mom

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    OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Koshian wrote: »
    I dunno, how cute are you

    if very: INITIATE MAKEOUTS

    (I thought you were vd for a sec and got pretty excited)

    why are you makin me cry

    also to answer the very cute portion of this exam we are friends on facebook you should know how cute i am by now

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Koshian wrote: »
    also tlb that was actually the devil posing as god to test your faith

    and frankly, he is pretty disappointed

    hail satan

    man I ain't never gonna please that pissy satan

    he's got more mood swings than a lady going through pms while also pregnant

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    OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Koshian wrote: »
    Koshian wrote: »
    I dunno, how cute are you

    if very: INITIATE MAKEOUTS

    (I thought you were vd for a sec and got pretty excited)

    why are you makin me cry

    also to answer the very cute portion of this exam we are friends on facebook you should know how cute i am by now

    man I dunno sorry for not adequately cyberstalkin you

    gosh you are forgiven

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    No, Tofu.

    You are not the creepiest.

    I am the creepiest.

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    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    We are all the creepiest.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    no it is just you chico

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Your nipples look really nice today, TLB.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    pfft

    like they ever don't look nice

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    NORMALLY THEY LOOK LIKE TWO SQUIRRELS SHAT ON YOUR CHEST AND THEN SWAPPED POO PILES AND DID CLEVELAND STEAMERS

    But today they look pretty good.

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    to this day i'm astounded something drawn by richard corbin got animated

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    squirrels don't poop pink chico

    everyone knows this

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    OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    No, Tofu.

    You are not the creepiest.

    I am the creepiest.

    is that a challenge

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    PINK?

    What do you mean?

    Good lord.


    Whose nipples am I looking at?

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Man I don't wanna know

    I mean

    are they even nipples?

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    This is a mystery that only you and I can solve!

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited May 2010
    i've got nipples, greg

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    This is a mystery that only you and I can solve!

    wait you are looking at a bear's scrotum
    2009-04-15.jpg

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited May 2010
    no homo i would tweak robert deniro's nipples

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    FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Wait - nipples are happening?

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