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Heavy Metal
FortyTwostrongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered Userregular
So that pretty much sums up my day - how are you internet?
The greatest movie.
Edit: Also the soundtrack mostly isn't Heavy Metal. Still awesome music though.
Ferrus on
I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
Der Waffle MousBlame this on the misfortune of your birth.New Yark, New Yark.Registered Userregular
edited May 2010
I only ever owned one issue, and that's because it came with this wierd packed collection of older comics (and an issue of Frazetta monthly or something like that).
I remember one story about a time travelling ghost witch from the 1400's who went to the future where the catholic church runs everything and killed the bad guy from Biker Mice from Mars.
And then another one where a space captain comes back to earth after exploring the entire universe and finding nothing. He reveals that humanity is alone and everyone commits suicide BUT IT WAS A TRICK and then he pulls off his mask.
Having watched this for about 20 mins or so, I am convinced that Heavy Metal was written by and made for 13 year-old boys
Deep inside, we're all still 13 year old boys. And that's why this movie is great.
Ferrus on
I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
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MetalbourneInside a cluster b personalityRegistered Userregular
edited May 2010
I read one issue where a voluptuous naked chick assassinated the reincarnation of buddha who was a bloated slug of a hedonist who had to sit in a pool of water because he couldn't support his own weight.
Come to think of it, that's about the entirety of the story, right there. What the fuck?
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playing it a little bit each evening so as not to finish too quickly
I feel like I'd get a lot more of the jokes if I knew more about metal
I THINK IT WILL ENTER THIS WORKPLACE AND ASK A CERTAIN FELLOW TO PERFORM A TASK FOR ME THAT WILL KEEP HIM HERE!
DOO DOO DOO!
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I saw an issue on a local newsstand. I was not aware the magazine still existed.
The greatest movie.
Edit: Also the soundtrack mostly isn't Heavy Metal. Still awesome music though.
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
Maybe you won't suffer, maybe it's quick
but you'll have time to think
why did i waste it, why didn't i taste it?
'cus you're gonna die
Thanks, captain
I remember some of the stories being halfway decent from time to time. Gratuitous rude bewbage never hurt neither.
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YES
I remember one story about a time travelling ghost witch from the 1400's who went to the future where the catholic church runs everything and killed the bad guy from Biker Mice from Mars.
And then another one where a space captain comes back to earth after exploring the entire universe and finding nothing. He reveals that humanity is alone and everyone commits suicide BUT IT WAS A TRICK and then he pulls off his mask.
And a whole lot of boobies.
Deep inside, we're all still 13 year old boys. And that's why this movie is great.
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
Come to think of it, that's about the entirety of the story, right there. What the fuck?
pretty fun indeed
What happened to our coat of arms?
god told me this
also the dinosaurs died because you were born
it is your fault there are no velociraptors
you killed littlefoot's mom
why are you makin me cry
also to answer the very cute portion of this exam we are friends on facebook you should know how cute i am by now
man I ain't never gonna please that pissy satan
he's got more mood swings than a lady going through pms while also pregnant
gosh you are forgiven
You are not the creepiest.
I am the creepiest.
What spring does with the cherry trees.
like they ever don't look nice
But today they look pretty good.
everyone knows this
is that a challenge
What do you mean?
Good lord.
Whose nipples am I looking at?
I mean
are they even nipples?
wait you are looking at a bear's scrotum
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