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SNACKFOOD

Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worsebefore it gets any better.Registered User regular
edited May 2010 in Social Entropy++
MMMM GODDAMN YOU KNOW I LOVE ME SOME SNACKFOODS, SUCKA



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Just got some of these delicious fuckers at the store. It's a testament to the pig's deliciousness that we eat even the trash parts of the pig like the feet and fat and skin.



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Munchos are probably one of the most delicious things that no one has ever heard of. These are so greasy and salty that even I, Fatzger Meister, have trouble eating more than a hanful. But I fucking power through that shit like a CHAMP.



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The potato chip, a truly classic snack. These have been popular since the 1920's when they were sold from roadside trucks by farmers.



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Nuts are not only extremely healthy (unless you have a nut allergy because then they will fucking kill you) but also extremely tasty! These days you can buy flavored nuts, but for my money there's nothing better than just cracking open some unsalted nuts and munching away!



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The origin of these scrumptious salty beauties is unclear, but most food historians agree that they were invented by Christian monks as rewards for good children, and the shape is meant to mimic arms folded in prayer. In fact, some believe that the name pretzel originates from the Italian "pretiola", or "little rewards." Also you can bite off one of the loopy parts and make a bird head.


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Aside from having one of the coolest fucking mascots around, Pringles are also one of the tastiest snacks around. Fun fact, Pringles have to be called "potato crisps" because the Frito Lay company sued shortly after their massive spike in popularity. Apparently, because Pringles are made from pressed potato flakes they don't actually qualify as a chip. The government saw this logic, but the new labeling law regarding these tasty treats did nothing to abate their popularity. Also, the tube delivery system is genius.


What are some of YOUR favorite snack foods, SE?


Also yes I am fat let us move on.

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  • BugBoyBugBoy boy.EXE has stopped functioning. only bugs remainRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
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    The best snack in a bag ever

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  • TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I enjoy twinkie juice

    That is where you take some twinkies and chocolate milk and put it all in a blender

    Blend/add chocolate milk until your desired thickness is reached

    Tasteticle on

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  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Chocolate covered pretzels are amazing.

    As are peanuts of any sort. Salt+Pepper peanuts are the best.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Tasteticle wrote: »
    I enjoy twinkie juice

    That is where you take some twinkies and chocolate milk and put it all in a blender

    Blend/add chocolate milk until your desired thickness is reached

    augh what no

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    OMELET

    IN A

    BAG

    I Win Swordfights on
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  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I love soft oatmeal raisin cookies

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    my favorite snack is a banana

    I eat a lot of garbage but bananas are king

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  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Cheez-Itz are incredible.

    And Kettle Corn is so great, as is Carmel Corn. Heck, anything that combines sweet with salty is a snackstravaganza.

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    My favorite snack are nutrigrain mixed berry bars

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    OMELET

    IN A

    BAG

    THE OMELET IN A BAG IS MODERN CULINARY GENIUS AND YOU GODDAMN TROGLODYTES WILL ALL BOW TO ME ONE DAY

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  • TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Tasteticle wrote: »
    I enjoy twinkie juice

    That is where you take some twinkies and chocolate milk and put it all in a blender

    Blend/add chocolate milk until your desired thickness is reached

    augh what no

    add lemon juice for some zest

    Tasteticle on

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Tasteticle wrote: »
    Tasteticle wrote: »
    I enjoy twinkie juice

    That is where you take some twinkies and chocolate milk and put it all in a blender

    Blend/add chocolate milk until your desired thickness is reached

    augh what no

    add lemon juice for some zest

    you're joking right

    don't fuck with me here

    you're kidding me with this diabetes soup up here right

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    OMELET

    IN A

    BAG

    THE OMELET IN A BAG IS MODERN CULINARY GENIUS AND YOU GODDAMN TROGLODYTES WILL ALL BOW TO ME ONE DAY
    I love you, Metz.

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    fatty thread

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  • TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Tasteticle wrote: »
    Tasteticle wrote: »
    I enjoy twinkie juice

    That is where you take some twinkies and chocolate milk and put it all in a blender

    Blend/add chocolate milk until your desired thickness is reached

    augh what no

    add lemon juice for some zest

    you're joking right

    don't fuck with me here

    you're kidding me with this diabetes soup up here right

    also if you need a kick I found red bull could be added

    Tasteticle on

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    i am not much of a snacker

    however

    there is this smoothie

    it is pb choco banana
    from blenz
    and it is the best thing i have ever tasted

    if any of you are near a blenz
    try it

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  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Pretzels and tortilla chips om nom nom

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Tortilla chips + Black bean dip

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  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Chips and Salsa.

    With Cholula hot sauce.

    The best.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
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    okay we're done
    they stopped making it :(

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    the best kettle chips are salt and pepper anyways

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Salt and Vinegar

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  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Shoe knows the truth.

    Edit: Though Swordfights isn't far off.

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  • gazamcgazamc Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Salted pretzels oh god. I eat them and I eat so many I feel sick. Then keep eating them. I totally am a savoury guy rather than sweet.

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  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I am a fan of pita chips

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
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  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Cinnamon Sugar Pita Chips.

    YES!

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  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I don't like popcorn because it gets all in my teeth and it's mainly air

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  • TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Now in all seriousness one drunken night me and my friend bought all of our favourite snack foods/liquor and a blender

    What we created

    was unholy

    It remains to this day to be the only thing that would make me instantly vomit upon touching my tongue

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    the best kettle chips are salt and pepper anyways

    NEIN

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  • FandeathisFandeathis Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    The best Kettle chips have always been the Honey Dijon.

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Ubik wrote: »
    I don't like popcorn because it gets all in my teeth and it's mainly air

    I don't like it because invariably a shard of it gets caught in the back of my mouth and I spent twenty minutes digging it out with my nail.

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  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    The Chip Hierarchy:

    S+P/S+Vinegar
    BBQ
    Anything Else

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    i really like non-fat cottage cheese

    oh - graham crackers and cheddar cheese, also very good

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    What kind of snack food tells you to start your own business anyway?

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I like toasted chips

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    is an apple a snack?

    because i love a nice apple.

    it has to be a good apple though.


    fuck mealy apples.

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  • TrivialTrivial Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Bulk Barn!

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    HOOD CHIPS

    PROTECT YA ARTERIES

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  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    A good peach or nectarine is spectacular.

    Oh, and Bananas+PB is the best snack combo.

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