MMMM GODDAMN YOU KNOW I LOVE ME SOME SNACKFOODS, SUCKA
Just got some of these delicious fuckers at the store. It's a testament to the pig's deliciousness that we eat even the trash parts of the pig like the feet and fat and skin.
Munchos are probably one of the most delicious things that no one has ever heard of. These are so greasy and salty that even I, Fatzger Meister, have trouble eating more than a hanful.
But I fucking power through that shit like a CHAMP.
The potato chip, a truly classic snack. These have been popular since the 1920's when they were sold from roadside trucks by farmers.
Nuts are not only extremely healthy (unless you have a nut allergy because then they will fucking kill you) but also extremely tasty! These days you can buy flavored nuts, but for my money there's nothing better than just cracking open some unsalted nuts and munching away!
The origin of these scrumptious salty beauties is unclear, but most food historians agree that they were invented by Christian monks as rewards for good children, and the shape is meant to mimic arms folded in prayer. In fact, some believe that the name pretzel originates from the Italian "pretiola", or "little rewards." Also you can bite off one of the loopy parts and make a bird head.
Aside from having one of the coolest fucking mascots around, Pringles are also one of the tastiest snacks around. Fun fact, Pringles have to be called "potato crisps" because the Frito Lay company sued shortly after their massive spike in popularity. Apparently, because Pringles are made from pressed potato flakes they don't actually qualify as a chip. The government saw this logic, but the new labeling law regarding these tasty treats did nothing to abate their popularity. Also, the tube delivery system is genius.
What are some of YOUR favorite snack foods, SE?
Also yes I am fat
let us move on.
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The best snack in a bag ever
That is where you take some twinkies and chocolate milk and put it all in a blender
Blend/add chocolate milk until your desired thickness is reached
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As are peanuts of any sort. Salt+Pepper peanuts are the best.
augh what no
IN A
BAG
I eat a lot of garbage but bananas are king
And Kettle Corn is so great, as is Carmel Corn. Heck, anything that combines sweet with salty is a snackstravaganza.
THE OMELET IN A BAG IS MODERN CULINARY GENIUS AND YOU GODDAMN TROGLODYTES WILL ALL BOW TO ME ONE DAY
add lemon juice for some zest
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you're joking right
don't fuck with me here
you're kidding me with this diabetes soup up here right
also if you need a kick I found red bull could be added
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however
there is this smoothie
it is pb choco banana
from blenz
and it is the best thing i have ever tasted
if any of you are near a blenz
try it
With Cholula hot sauce.
The best.
okay we're done
Edit: Though Swordfights isn't far off.
YES!
What we created
was unholy
It remains to this day to be the only thing that would make me instantly vomit upon touching my tongue
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NEIN
I don't like it because invariably a shard of it gets caught in the back of my mouth and I spent twenty minutes digging it out with my nail.
S+P/S+Vinegar
BBQ
Anything Else
oh - graham crackers and cheddar cheese, also very good
because i love a nice apple.
it has to be a good apple though.
fuck mealy apples.
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Oh, and Bananas+PB is the best snack combo.