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FUCK BEES/DICKFEST 2k10/"Nation-State Illuminati"

scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
edited May 2010 in Social Entropy++
Fatal crash involving bee truck

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LAKEVILLE, Minn. -- At least one person has died in a multi-vehicle accident in Lakeville involving a bee truck on Interstate 35 late Monday morning.

Two semis and two passenger cars collided on northbound I-35 just south of County Road 70.

St. Patrol Lt. Eric Roeske told KARE 11 one person is confirmed dead, while one person was airlifted to a hospital. That victim's condition was not immediately available.

With traffic stopped on Interstate 35W, emergency responders knew this crash would be bad and then there was something they didn't expect.

"It was a black haze. Never seen anything like that," said Lakeville Fire Chief Scott Nelson. "I opened my door and got stung in the face."

With thousands of bees swarming, pouring out of the back of a semi carrying thousands more, emergency crews tried to reach the crash victims. The swarm complicated an already difficult situation.

The bees stung several first responders. An ambulance was standing by in case anyone had an allergic reaction.

Officers were initially told to not get out of their cars until the bees settled down. Firefighters tried to keep the bees at bay with water hoses.

http://www.kare11.com/news/news_article.aspx?storyid=851626

Sweet jesus, can you even imagine being in a crumpled car awaiting rescue while simultaneously being stung by 150 colonies of bees

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    This story is unbeelievable!

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  • augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Bees are still a threat.

    august on
  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Beads?

    A Dabble Of Thelonius on
  • RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    This story is a real buzzkill.

    Radius on
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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I hope they comb the area for survivors.

    Lord Dave on
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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    My favourite kind of bees.

    ChicoBlue on
  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Somebody post the clip from Wicker Man

    I'm at work or I would do this

    Nocturne on
  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Oh dear

    scarlet st. on
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  • BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    oh shit i used to live in lakeville

    damn, glad i dont now

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Man what is even the purpose of a truck full of bees? Horrifying

    lostwords on
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  • RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Though it is refreshing to see this stinging brand of news journalism.

    Radius on
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  • augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    I hope they comb the area for survivors.

    Okay you need to buzz off with this.

    august on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I read this post, and then yelled to my fiancee

    "Honey, come take a look at this!"

    Pony on
  • existexist Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    bees

    my god

    exist on
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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    august wrote: »
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    I hope they comb the area for survivors.

    Okay you need to buzz off with this.

    don't be a drama queen

    Lord Dave on
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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    My god. the bee puns are over whelming.

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  • augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    august wrote: »
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    I hope they comb the area for survivors.

    Okay you need to buzz off with this.

    don't be a drama queen

    Guess I'll just have to solider on.

    august on
  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Divers beeware.

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  • zen-zen- Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    beeautiful

    zen- on
  • RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    august wrote: »
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    august wrote: »
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    I hope they comb the area for survivors.

    Okay you need to buzz off with this.

    don't be a drama queen

    Guess I'll just have to solider on.

    Keep minding your own beeswax

    Radius on
    Everyday we stray further from God's light
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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    What do you guys have against Belruel?

    STATE OF THE ART ROBOT on
  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Radius wrote: »
    august wrote: »
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    august wrote: »
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    I hope they comb the area for survivors.

    Okay you need to buzz off with this.

    don't be a drama queen

    Guess I'll just have to solider on.

    Keep minding your own beeswax
    I can't believe you guys are still droning on about this.

    Penguin Incarnate on
  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    goddamnit talon!

    Weaver on
  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    wu tang killa bees

    we on the swarm

    Jordyn on
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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I suspect foul play:
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    Inquisitor on
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited May 2010
    lostwords wrote: »
    Man what is even the purpose of a truck full of bees? Horrifying

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    Garlic Bread on
  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    lostwords wrote: »
    Man what is even the purpose of a truck full of bees? Horrifying

    What do you have against highway bee transportation? One truck full of bees wrecks and suddenly everyone is all "Oh no bee trucks are bad".

    Jesus. I expect this sort of hive mind reaction from D&D, but I thought we were better than this.

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Radius wrote: »
    august wrote: »
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    august wrote: »
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    I hope they comb the area for survivors.

    Okay you need to buzz off with this.

    don't be a drama queen

    Guess I'll just have to solider on.

    Keep minding your own beeswax
    I can't believe you guys are still droning on about this.

    hI've never seen so many puns

    Lord Dave on
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  • augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Radius wrote: »
    august wrote: »
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    august wrote: »
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    I hope they comb the area for survivors.

    Okay you need to buzz off with this.

    don't be a drama queen

    Guess I'll just have to solider on.

    Keep minding your own beeswax
    I can't believe you guys are still droning on about this.

    I'm gonna found my own colony where things like this aren't allowed.

    august on
  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    amazing

    scarlet st. on
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  • zen-zen- Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    The truck crashed?

    time for plan bee

    zen- on
  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    august wrote: »
    Radius wrote: »
    august wrote: »
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    august wrote: »
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    I hope they comb the area for survivors.

    Okay you need to buzz off with this.

    don't be a drama queen

    Guess I'll just have to solider on.

    Keep minding your own beeswax
    I can't believe you guys are still droning on about this.

    I'm gonna found my own colony where things like this aren't allowed.


    You should all bee keeping higher standards of comedy.

    Weaver on
  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    august wrote: »
    Radius wrote: »
    august wrote: »
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    august wrote: »
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    I hope they comb the area for survivors.

    Okay you need to buzz off with this.

    don't be a drama queen

    Guess I'll just have to solider on.

    Keep minding your own beeswax
    I can't believe you guys are still droning on about this.

    I'm gonna found my own colony where things like this aren't allowed.

    Abdomen and women living together without fear of terrible puns.

    Nocturne on
  • augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    Radius wrote: »
    august wrote: »
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    august wrote: »
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    I hope they comb the area for survivors.

    Okay you need to buzz off with this.

    don't be a drama queen

    Guess I'll just have to solider on.

    Keep minding your own beeswax
    I can't believe you guys are still droning on about this.

    hI've never seen so many puns

    Yeah well prepare to be BEEheaded.

    august on
  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Boooooooooo!

    Penguin Incarnate on
  • BugBoyBugBoy boy.EXE has stopped functioning. only bugs remainRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Somebody post the clip from Wicker Man

    I'm at work or I would do this

    NOT THE BEES

    BugBoy on
  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Thank you BugBoy

    I imagine that is exactly how things went down

    Nocturne on
  • TaskmanTaskman Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Somebody post the clip from Wicker Man

    I'm at work or I would do this

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4MqTCIDKhU&NR=1

    Can't get enough of Nick Cage pretending he has feelings or sensations of any kind.

    EDIT: ARGH DAMNIT.

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Thank you BugBoy

    I imagine that is exactly how things went down

    haha oh god, this is a terrible mental image, hahaha

    scarlet st. on
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  • BugBoyBugBoy boy.EXE has stopped functioning. only bugs remainRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    BugBoy on
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