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ITT a 2 year old is cooler than you

KlykaKlyka DO you have anySPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
edited May 2010 in Social Entropy++
2 year old smoking 40 cigarettes a day

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WATCH THE VIDEO


This little guy? He's the coolest mofo. Look at him,all playing around with that cig. He's got all of you beat in the coolness department. He also has bigger tits than your girlfriend!

So,who here is gonna make their baby as awesome as him by giving it smokes as soon as it pops out?

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  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    What in the hell.

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  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    dang

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  • Ruby RhodRuby Rhod Multipass!Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Baby cancer is just the thing I need to get my day started.

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  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    this is just depressing as fuck

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  • Sir PlatypusSir Platypus Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    So that kid smokes 2 packs a day and it takes me like 2-3 days per pack.


    I think I need to catch up.

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  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I love how in the video he plays with the cigarette, all spinning it around between taking a drag.

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  • ImpersonatorImpersonator Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    That's cruise control right there

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  • Ruby RhodRuby Rhod Multipass!Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    But fishmonger Mohammed, 30, said: "He looks pretty healthy to me. I don't see the problem.

    What, what? The kid's fine. What he needs to do is get a job to pay for his habit.

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  • Sir PlatypusSir Platypus Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    "But fishmonger Mohammed, 30, said: "He looks pretty healthy to me. I don't see the problem." "


    IT'S OK GUYS THIS KID IS OK. THANK GOD A FISHMONGER (?) IS HIS FATHER AND CAN VERIFY THIS.

    EDIT: Damn you.

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    way to fuck up your kid pops

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  • RentRent I'm always right Fuckin' deal with itRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Damn that is one cool kid

    He should grease his hair and get a leather jacket he so cool

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  • SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    But fishmonger Mohammed, 30, said: "He looks pretty healthy to me. I don't see the problem."

    e: beat'd to hell

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  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Everyone should post the fishmonger quote for posterity.

    I bet that's the guy who got the kid hooked on them in the first place.

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  • RentRent I'm always right Fuckin' deal with itRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Henroid wrote: »
    What in the hell.

    Why the hell are you awake Henroid

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  • SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    The fishmonger is his dad. His dad got him hooked. So yes.

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  • B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I don't have a girlfriend:(

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  • andrewandrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2010
    Sir Platypus wrote: »
    So that kid smokes 2 packs a day and it takes me like 2-3 days per pack.


    I think I need to catch up.

    Or man up, princess.

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    B.C. wrote: »
    I don't have a girlfriend:(

    I refuse to accept this

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  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Rent wrote: »
    Henroid wrote: »
    What in the hell.

    Why the hell are you awake Henroid

    My damn kid won't shut up so I gave him a cigarette.

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  • Sir PlatypusSir Platypus Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Seriously though, they should teach this kid to be more open minded.

    If he's already discriminating cigarettes, he may wind up discriminating people. And no one wants a racist, smoking baby.

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  • RentRent I'm always right Fuckin' deal with itRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    When I smoked cigarettes I smoked like a pack a week

    So at my coolest I was uh... 1/14th as cool as a 2 year old. damn

    But now I quit, so how uncool am I now

    Is there a conversion chart I should be aware of

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  • SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I have never smoked a cigarette. I am anti-cool.

    Wait do cigars count for anything?

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  • RentRent I'm always right Fuckin' deal with itRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Henroid wrote: »
    My damn kid

    The real reason you moved back to Texas, huh? :P

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  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    One cigar is like ten cigarettes, and also an angel's wings deteriorate when you smoke a cigar.

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  • JAEFJAEF Unstoppably Bald Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    SE++ let's pool money together and start a business selling these:

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    We'll be rich! Internet rich!

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  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I love GAF sometimes:

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  • B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    FAQ wrote: »
    B.C. wrote: »
    I don't have a girlfriend:(

    I refuse to accept this

    FAQ, will you fix all my problems for me?

    Edit: Klyka, there is now milk all over my keyboard.

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  • Sir PlatypusSir Platypus Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Cigars are pretty cool.

    And quitting is even cooler because you can be an ass to people who are addicted. But making fun of me is not cool.

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  • RentRent I'm always right Fuckin' deal with itRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    SirToasty wrote: »
    I have never smoked a cigarette. I am anti-cool.

    Wait do cigars count for anything?

    depends

    were you wearing a smoking jacket and/or handlebar mustache

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Dang I do half a pack a day. I'm a disappointment to my dad. Shoulda just given him candy cigs, those are awesome

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  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Rent wrote: »
    Henroid wrote: »
    My damn kid

    The real reason you moved back to Texas, huh? :P

    If only, because it would mean I got laid for the first time in a while.

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    B.C. wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    B.C. wrote: »
    I don't have a girlfriend:(

    I refuse to accept this

    FAQ, will you fix all my problems for me?

    Edit: Klyka, there is now milk all over my keyboard.

    you got it buddy

    now that I'm unemployed I can take you on full time

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  • RentRent I'm always right Fuckin' deal with itRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Sir Platypus wrote: »
    Cigars are pretty cool.

    And quitting is even cooler because you can be an ass to people who are addicted. But making fun of me is not cool.

    YOU SHOULD TOTALLY QUIT I QUIT AND IT WAS SO EASY IT'S SO GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH VARIOUS OTHER DOUCHEY PATRONIZING THINGS YOU'VE HEARD THOUSANDS OF TIMES BEFORE

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  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I'll help you quit!
    For only 99.99$ of weekly payments!

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  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Needs some Nicotrel up in here.

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I've given up cigarettes

    and I've never felt more self actualized

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  • RentRent I'm always right Fuckin' deal with itRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Henroid wrote: »
    Rent wrote: »
    Henroid wrote: »
    My damn kid

    The real reason you moved back to Texas, huh? :P

    If only, because it would mean I got laid for the first time in a while.

    You should show girls your SSLPs

    From what I understand Klyka is an LP superstar and he gets all the bitches

    Every last one

    Rent on
  • B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    FAQ wrote: »
    B.C. wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    B.C. wrote: »
    I don't have a girlfriend:(

    I refuse to accept this

    FAQ, will you fix all my problems for me?

    Edit: Klyka, there is now milk all over my keyboard.

    you got it buddy

    now that I'm unemployed I can take you on full time

    Oh, geeze, awkward.
    I was hoping you'd be my wing man when we go to the bars. Taking one for the team and pulling all the D.U.F.F.s so I can focus on the hoooooooootties

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  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Rent wrote: »
    Henroid wrote: »
    Rent wrote: »
    Henroid wrote: »
    My damn kid

    The real reason you moved back to Texas, huh? :P

    If only, because it would mean I got laid for the first time in a while.

    You should show girls your SSLPs

    From what I understand Klyka is an LP superstar and he gets all the bitches

    Every last one

    Oh yeah that'll do it.

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  • SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    According to Henroid's system I am +20 cool.

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