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[Chat] Breeze

ElkiElki get busyModerator, ClubPA mod
edited May 2010 in Debate and/or Discourse
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    NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I want to ride a Seafucker.

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    OremLKOremLK Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Nocturne wrote: »
    I want to ride a Seafucker.

    I was about to post something just like this.

    Here is a five.

    It is high.

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    and baby, that's cold

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
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    Aroused BullAroused Bull Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I wish I could have known my great grandfather. He sounds like a witty, caustic, heroic bastard.

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Those women don't look very happy.

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    urahonkyurahonky Resident FF7R hater Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Texas, you crazy bastards:
    yAcFg.jpg

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Man Harry Turtledove you don't have to reintroduce your characters every fucking chapter.

    I KNOW Scipio is an ex-Red living under an assumed name in Georgia and wears a 'penguin suit' to work. I KNOW he can speak 'white' when he wants to. GODDAMMIT STOP TELLING ME EVERY TIME YOU SHIFT PERSPECTIVE TO HIM.

    If I hadn't already read 6 books into this series I wouldn't bother finishing it.

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    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Starring "Thalmus Rasulala."

    I'm totally naming my kid after an endocrine gland.

    Maybe Pineal.

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    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    OremLKOremLK Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    urahonky wrote: »
    Texas, you crazy bastards:
    yAcFg.jpg

    I actually see more Obama stickers (the kind in support of) driving around in Houston.

    But that's hilarious.

    Edit: Yes, the stickers themselves drive. They're amazing that way.

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Those women don't look very happy.

    he's got all their diamonds

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Those women don't look very happy.

    Honestly look like a couple prostitutes.

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    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    also cool breeze has a preposterously long arm

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    urahonky wrote: »
    Texas, you crazy bastards:
    yAcFg.jpg

    Tell me yo dented the escalade.

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    GalahadGalahad Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Heh, well thanks to the power of Penny... if he ego searches in the next little bit he'll know I've found him and that I made a linkedin account.

    How long do these chat threads tend to float up at the top of those things?

    I can see now why the mods are as touchy as they are about certain words.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Podly wrote: »
    also cool breeze has a preposterously long arm

    Let a player play, have you seen a black penis? That arm is barely long enough for a proper stroke!

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    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    urahonky wrote: »
    Texas, you crazy bastards:
    yAcFg.jpg

    Tell me yo dented the escalade.

    That whole scene takes on an entirely new meaning if you crashed your car into his.

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    He was in WW2 and the Korean War?

    Yeah, Sheep he was. WWII, 1943-1945. Then Korea from 1951-53 if I remember right. I would have to check his deployment papers. He was in his 20's for WWII and in his 30's for Korea. Actually pretty normal. Korea he didn't choose to go, he got called up.

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Ooo I just tore out an ingrown toenail with clippers. It feels so good but hurts at the same time.

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    LindenLinden Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Galahad wrote: »
    Heh, well thanks to the power of Penny... if he ego searches in the next little bit he'll know I've found him and that I made a linkedin account.

    How long do these chat threads tend to float up at the top of those things?

    I can see now why the mods are as touchy as they are about certain words.

    I think that rule precedes Google indexing us. And it's a legend, anyway. But... probably for some time, with a name like that.

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    urahonkyurahonky Resident FF7R hater Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    urahonky wrote: »
    Texas, you crazy bastards:
    yAcFg.jpg

    Tell me yo dented the escalade.

    I can't take credit for the picture. :(

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    also cool breeze has a preposterously long arm

    Let a player play, have you seen a black penis? That arm is barely long enough for a proper stroke!

    preacher, does your argument rest your knowledge of black cocks?

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Podly wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    also cool breeze has a preposterously long arm

    Let a player play, have you seen a black penis? That arm is barely long enough for a proper stroke!

    preacher, does your argument rest your knowledge of black cocks?

    Dude I'm a cocktorian, let the record show I'm a doctor in cocktology.

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    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    OremLKOremLK Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Ooo I just tore out an ingrown toenail with clippers. It feels so good but hurts at the same time.

    Ew. Ow.

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    CommunistCowCommunistCow Abstract Metal ThingyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    The new GOP site which allows people to suggest ideas
    IS REALLY REALLY FUNNY
    http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=119858

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    No, I am not really communist. Yes, it is weird that I use this name.
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    RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    God damn the replies to Modern Man on the last page of the Arizona / Immigration thread are hilarious. Just the fact that 4 different people all jumped on exactly the same bullshit he was trying to pull at the same time (so they didn't even see each other replies before posting).

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    wow, that post in the porn thread

    that is

    wow.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    For being smart internet guys, you get trolled hella easy.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Tav wrote: »
    you know I never watched the original leeroy jenkins video before now

    it is surprisingly funny

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    RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    He was in WW2 and the Korean War?

    Yeah, Sheep he was. WWII, 1943-1945. Then Korea from 1951-53 if I remember right. I would have to check his deployment papers. He was in his 20's for WWII and in his 30's for Korea. Actually pretty normal. Korea he didn't choose to go, he got called up.

    my wife's grandad (who is still alive) was in WWII, Korea and Vietnam.

    I think in WW2 as a combat engineer, then in various support roles in Korea and Vietnam (driving supply trucks and the like).

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Elendil wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    you know I never watched the original leeroy jenkins video before now

    it is surprisingly funny

    :^:

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    SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2010
    wow, that post in the porn thread

    that is

    wow.
    Raburo wrote: »
    If a girl has to do anything more than make conversation with a guy to attract him, there is something wrong with the girl. She is probably coming on so strong that she is scarring guys away.


    When a girl acts like she is really interested, she will usually stop the second the guy takes notice of her. Its a cruel game that girls like to play. They like to get large number of guys to ask them out, and then say no.

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    SeptusSeptus Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Guess what city is going to be the host of the US Formula 1 Grand Prix for the next 10 years? Which one is going to host the huge event and build a huge track just for this purpose and have all the large city attractions you'd expect and have a very nice summer temperature and everything else that is perfect for Formula 1?

    Oh, it's Austin, TX.

    I'm actually moderately thrilled about it, but my excitement is not proportionate to my surprise.

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    SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2010
    So... possible setlist for the new band. Playin nothing but covers until we get a good idea who's really set for this and who isn't. Plus a couple hundred bucks a night to play classic rock ain't bad.

    Cinnamon Girl
    Rebel Rebel
    Godzilla
    Wish You were Here
    Bang a Gong


    Just need a few more and that would round out a good 40 minute opening set.

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    He was in WW2 and the Korean War?

    Yeah, Sheep he was. WWII, 1943-1945. Then Korea from 1951-53 if I remember right. I would have to check his deployment papers. He was in his 20's for WWII and in his 30's for Korea. Actually pretty normal. Korea he didn't choose to go, he got called up.

    my wife's grandad (who is still alive) was in WWII, Korea and Vietnam.

    I think in WW2 as a combat engineer, then in various support roles in Korea and Vietnam (driving supply trucks and the like).

    In Korea he started as a machine gunner/non-com then they found out he was a mechanic back home and threw him into the motorpool which is safer but didn't stop him from being caught behind enemy lines. One of the times he got caught, he was fixing a jeep as the NK army were coming in and he told them to get going and he would finish it and get out in time. Man had balls of steel. He did fix it but had to get out through the NK army.

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    CommunistCowCommunistCow Abstract Metal ThingyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Septus wrote: »
    Guess what city is going to be the host of the US Formula 1 Grand Prix for the next 10 years? Which one is going to host the huge event and build a huge track just for this purpose and have all the large city attractions you'd expect and have a very nice summer temperature and everything else that is perfect for Formula 1?

    Oh, it's Austin, TX.

    I'm actually moderately thrilled about it, but my excitement is not proportionate to my surprise.

    Well at least they are building tracks for it because I would love to see them do a road course on closed off shitty austin roads.

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Sheep wrote: »
    wow, that post in the porn thread

    that is

    wow.
    Raburo wrote: »
    If a girl has to do anything more than make conversation with a guy to attract him, there is something wrong with the girl. She is probably coming on so strong that she is scarring guys away.


    When a girl acts like she is really interested, she will usually stop the second the guy takes notice of her. Its a cruel game that girls like to play. They like to get large number of guys to ask them out, and then say no.

    someone gets shot down a lot

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Tav wrote: »
    Sheep wrote: »
    wow, that post in the porn thread

    that is

    wow.
    Raburo wrote: »
    If a girl has to do anything more than make conversation with a guy to attract him, there is something wrong with the girl. She is probably coming on so strong that she is scarring guys away.


    When a girl acts like she is really interested, she will usually stop the second the guy takes notice of her. Its a cruel game that girls like to play. They like to get large number of guys to ask them out, and then say no.

    someone gets shot down a lot
    Sounds like a Nice Guy.

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    The new GOP site which allows people to suggest ideas
    IS REALLY REALLY FUNNY
    http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=119858

    poast made

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Sheep wrote: »
    wow, that post in the porn thread

    that is

    wow.
    Raburo wrote: »
    If a girl has to do anything more than make conversation with a guy to attract him, there is something wrong with the girl. She is probably coming on so strong that she is scarring guys away.


    When a girl acts like she is really interested, she will usually stop the second the guy takes notice of her. Its a cruel game that girls like to play. They like to get large number of guys to ask them out, and then say no.

    So what do you guys think, five years or six years of celibacy for that guy?

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