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[Mini] Green Lantern - Blackest Phalla (GAME OVER) Death Wins on a Technicality

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    DemuristDemurist Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    This is kind of funny. I actually write a zombie survival column for my school newspaper. Anybody got a shovel?

    Romanqwerty!

    Say! Now that there are so many outed zombies, why don't all of the BLs come forth? Nekron? Where you at buddy? I just wanna chat. *Hides shovel behind back*

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    LoserForHireXLoserForHireX Philosopher King The AcademyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    oOOOoOOOooOOOOooOoOOooO

    Arrested?! Pansy Green Lanterns wont even kill me!!

    I'll get my vengeance!!!

    ooOoOOOOOOoOOoooOOOOooO

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    jackisrealjackisreal Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Having you around right now would not be a bad thing. The whole light spectrum should really work together if we're going to avoid getting wiped out.

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    INeedNoSaltINeedNoSalt with blood on my teeth Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    i don't foresee hal jordan living through the night

    !romanqwerty     bandwagon fun time i supposereckon

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    jackisrealjackisreal Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    INeedNoSalt wrote: »
    i don't foresee hal jordan living through the night

    Why not ? The black lanterns must all be running scared by now


    right

    also, I'm not saying anyone HAS to vote for roman, if you think there's something better out there do it. And I'm not making a role call or asking specific players for anything at all. If I'm not allowed to say that the light spectrum should work together, then that's ridiculous

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    TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Right, right, you'll just kill anyone who doesn't come to you.

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    TheLawinator wrote: »
    Right, right, you'll just kill anyone who doesn't come to you.
    Don't be too concerned, we should all be dead soon :P. Not you, of course.

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    ExtermatottExtermatott Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I guess we should target the zombies unless there is a possible mafia member around.
    romanqwerty
    For now.

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    jackisrealjackisreal Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    TheLawinator wrote: »
    Right, right, you'll just kill anyone who doesn't come to you.

    Not at all. Look, if revealing is against the rules then Kime would have died a long time ago. The only way to kill black lanterns is to coordinate light barrages, and if I can't coordinate with anyone then there's really no point to posting at all.

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    TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Well revealing and calling for all of the other factions to contact you so that you can coordinate kills on those who didn't come to you sounds like a role call, but it seems to be allowed. Of course, I wonder how many people want to hand victory to Green...

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    jackisrealjackisreal Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    This has nothing to do with killing people who don't PM me. You think I don't already have a good idea who the black lanterns are?

    It's entirely up to yellow/orange/red if they want to work with me. I'm just letting them know where to find me.

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    TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    And that you will kill us to satisfy your heinous "Destroy all selfish emotions" win condition.

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    jackisrealjackisreal Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Clearly you're not in touch with the reality of the situation. Whatever, I'm off for now

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    TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    The reality that this is a faction game. And the closest thing we have to a good network leader is Kime, because we know what he's after and I'm pretty sure he's already got it covered. Honestly I'm surprised you didn't just contact him, but you want all the information to come directly to you, right?

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    TheLawinator wrote: »
    The reality that this is a faction game. And the closest thing we have to a good network leader is Kime, because we know what he's after and I'm pretty sure he's already got it covered.?

    Hahahahaha, I am so screwed.

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    TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    kime wrote: »
    TheLawinator wrote: »
    The reality that this is a faction game. And the closest thing we have to a good network leader is Kime, because we know what he's after and I'm pretty sure he's already got it covered.?

    Hahahahaha, I am so screwed.

    I mean, if you're just looking to scavenge rings, there are a bunch on the ground.

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    TheLawinator wrote: »
    kime wrote: »
    TheLawinator wrote: »
    The reality that this is a faction game. And the closest thing we have to a good network leader is Kime, because we know what he's after and I'm pretty sure he's already got it covered.?

    Hahahahaha, I am so screwed.

    I mean, if you're just looking to scavenge rings, there are a bunch on the ground.

    Guess who can only pick up a single ring a day? Guess how many rings there are?

    Guess who has failed to gather a ring two out of the three nights so far?

    Guess how many more days minimum it will take me to win in a mini?

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    PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Wait, you can only get one ring per day? And you need seven (or six without black)

    That's just mean

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Phyphor wrote: »
    Wait, you can only get one ring per day? And you need seven (or six without black)

    That's just mean
    fweeeeee!

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    TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Reflection game.

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    samurai6966samurai6966 Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    romenqwerty, his name is fun to write in!

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    We want a second place too, by the way.

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    ExtermatottExtermatott Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Ug.
    Nothing to do but wait until something happens.

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    romanqwertyromanqwerty Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Oh village, how you disappoint me so.
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    romanqwertyromanqwerty Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    romanqwerty for victory.
    just not yours :twisted:

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    jackisrealjackisreal Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    COME TO THE LIGHT ROMAN

    I KNOW THERE IS STILL GOOD IN YOU

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    daniantdaniant Columbus, OhioRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    He's not gonna come. And he's dead anyway by now. We have no second place victim.

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    PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I'm not really sure why we would need a second place anyway, has there been any vote-related shenanigans?

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    jackisrealjackisreal Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    None that I have noticed, but I wouldn't be surprised if new abilities were activated last night. What with the dead rising and all.

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    romanqwertyromanqwerty Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    jackisreal wrote: »
    COME TO THE LIGHT ROMAN

    I KNOW THERE IS STILL GOOD IN YOU

    Yes there is, slowly digesting.

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    It never hurts to have a second place, and unless you have a reason otherwise you should always have one. So... Arivia for second!

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    CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    kime wrote: »
    It never hurts to have a second place, and unless you have a reason otherwise you should always have one. So... Arivia for second!

    Only Mafia wouldn't vote for Romanqwerty!

    KIME IS IN THE MAFIA!!1!

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Capfalcon wrote: »
    kime wrote: »
    It never hurts to have a second place, and unless you have a reason otherwise you should always have one. So... Arivia for second!

    Only Mafia wouldn't vote for Romanqwerty!

    KIME IS IN THE MAFIA!!1!

    Duh. But I still have yet to approved for the mafia proboards :(.

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    daniantdaniant Columbus, OhioRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I was right from the beginning, huh Kime?

    Meanwhile, shenanigans?

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    PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Right how?

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    garroad_rangarroad_ran Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Arivia for a safer second place

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    RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I like this

    I... love you guys

    This is going to be all kime's fault

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    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
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    TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    !Romanqwerty for death-death!

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    DemuristDemurist Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I smell treachery in the air. It smells like burning cheese...

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I betrayed everyone.

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