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[Mini] Green Lantern - Blackest Phalla (GAME OVER) Death Wins on a Technicality

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Excellent choice.

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  • ExtermatottExtermatott Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I know right?

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  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Well this thread is certainly dead

    And it's only going to get deader! MUAHAHAHAHA!

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  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    So, for the remaining Black Lanterns, the destruction of one Corps per Day shall give you the victory.

    To assist with this:

    jackisreal is green
    extermatot is yellow
    kime is orange

    daniant, capfalcon, and INNS are unknown, though it is believed that daniant and cap are the same color (red) and INNS is yellow

    Choose your targets wisely and you shall achieve victory

    Ringo on
  • INeedNoSaltINeedNoSalt with blood on my teeth Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    This is lame qq etc

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Waaaait a second...

    I'm orange!?

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  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Not for long, kime

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Ringo wrote: »
    Not for long, kime
    Puh=leez, you think you can kill me? AS IF!

    (Please convert me...)

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  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    If you hit one of the unknowns today, game should be over tomorrow

    Unless Phyphor neglected to ask for one crucial clarification, and the game is over today....

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  • The_ReflectionThe_Reflection Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    NIGHT 6 - Lights Out

    The last remaining Black Lantern was cornered. Indigo-1 had nowhere to run.

    "You may put me to rest, but a new Black Lantern shall Rise in my place," it moaned

    "Save your breath freak," replied Hal Jordan before a giant bolt of white light disintegrated the former indigo light bearer.

    Connection Severed

    And with that, the Black Lanterns were defeated.

    "I guess it's finally over," were the last words Hal Jordan ever said before a giant pair of Orange jaws ripped Jordan in half.

    MINE!

    The Green Light has been Extinguished.

    The Green Lantern Corps. has been eliminated, their sciencells have broken down and their captives have returned to the game.


    Deaths
    Ringo - Black Lantern Indigo-1 The last to fall
    Jackisreal - Hal Jordan of the Green Lantern Corps Torn in two



    LoserforhireX has returned to the game
    Arivia has returned to the game
    Jackisreal has returned to the game


    Night 7 ends Saturday night at 8pm

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  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Acceptable


    oooooOOOOoooo

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  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    ooooooOOOOOOOOooooooo

    Ahahahahaha, I love this game

    OOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOO

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    hehe, sorry jackisreal, but I kinda needed a Green still....

    Oy, Extermatott, stop sending me blank PMs. If you don't wanna answer, don't reply, but you're just wasting my inbox space.

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  • AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Jesus Christ, just let me DIE.

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  • CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Hey, !Arivia.

    How's it feel to be on the chopping block again?

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  • ExtermatottExtermatott Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    No no, you don't get to.

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  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    All hail the plan!



    OoOo

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Why... did Arivia come back to life?

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  • ExtermatottExtermatott Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I do not know.

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  • The_ReflectionThe_Reflection Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    wasnt dead, just arrested. but now the jail is gone

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  • ExtermatottExtermatott Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Anyway lets kill Arivia AGAIN.

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  • daniantdaniant Columbus, OhioRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Yup. Arivia.

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    The_Reflection wrote: »
    wasnt dead, just arrested. but now the jail is gone

    Ah... Really? May I ask why the narration/results didn't show it?

    (Quoted below for reference)

    The_Reflection wrote: »
    Carol Ferris and Fatality of the Star Sapphires had been combing the galaxy, looking for those whos hearts needed fixing with the violet light of love. As they continued their journey, they came across three figures fighting in the dark.

    "My friends, this fight is not worth it. No matter what the reasons, accept our love and be at peace."

    A Red, a black, and an orange beam were the last thing the two Star Sapphires saw before drifting off forever.

    [....]

    The Violet Light of Love had been extinguished.
    Arivia - Carrol Farris of the Star Sapphires - Hated to Death.

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  • daniantdaniant Columbus, OhioRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Or, conversely, Arivia

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  • ExtermatottExtermatott Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    The_Reflection wrote: »
    wasnt dead, just arrested. but now the jail is gone

    Oh I see now.
    That is why loserforhireX is back too.

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  • jackisrealjackisreal Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    kime wrote: »
    The_Reflection wrote: »
    wasnt dead, just arrested. but now the jail is gone

    Ah... Really? May I ask why the narration/results didn't show it?

    I TOLD YOU THIS WOULD HAPPEN

    AHHHH

    BRAIIIIIIINS

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  • AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    kime wrote: »
    Why... did Arivia come back to life?

    [url] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hRYDJpitQ8[/url]

    this is why.

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  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    kime wrote: »
    The_Reflection wrote: »
    wasnt dead, just arrested. but now the jail is gone

    Ah... Really? May I ask why the narration/results didn't show it?

    (Quoted below for reference)

    The_Reflection wrote: »
    Carol Ferris and Fatality of the Star Sapphires had been combing the galaxy, looking for those whos hearts needed fixing with the violet light of love. As they continued their journey, they came across three figures fighting in the dark.

    "My friends, this fight is not worth it. No matter what the reasons, accept our love and be at peace."

    A Red, a black, and an orange beam were the last thing the two Star Sapphires saw before drifting off forever.

    [....]

    The Violet Light of Love had been extinguished.
    Arivia - Carrol Farris of the Star Sapphires - Hated to Death.

    OooOOooo

    You want the Night 4 results, not that one

    OooOOooo

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Phyphor wrote: »
    OooOOooo

    You want the Night 4 results, not that one

    OooOOooo
    Ahh, you're clever!

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  • jackisrealjackisreal Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Man. This game would have been over, but you got GREEDY! I guess I can't really blame you.

    Either way, zombie Hal Jordan and his zombie lover are back with a Vengeance

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    jackisreal wrote: »
    Man. This game would have been over, but you got GREEDY! I guess I can't really blame you.

    Either way, zombie Hal Jordan and his zombie lover are back with a Vengeance
    It's not greed. There are no partial wins, I couldn't let the game end last night.

    I just want everything! That's not greed!

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  • CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    kime wrote: »
    jackisreal wrote: »
    Man. This game would have been over, but you got GREEDY! I guess I can't really blame you.

    Either way, zombie Hal Jordan and his zombie lover are back with a Vengeance
    It's not greed. There are no partial wins, I couldn't let the game end last night.

    I just want everything! That's not greed!

    Well, you want one of everything.

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Capfalcon wrote: »
    kime wrote: »
    jackisreal wrote: »
    Man. This game would have been over, but you got GREEDY! I guess I can't really blame you.

    Either way, zombie Hal Jordan and his zombie lover are back with a Vengeance
    It's not greed. There are no partial wins, I couldn't let the game end last night.

    I just want everything! That's not greed!

    Well, you want one of everything.

    See? I'm reasonable!

    Unless I lied to you hahahaha!

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  • The_ReflectionThe_Reflection Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    She was jailed when she was a black lantern Kime, look at night 4

    Arivia - Black Lantern Carrol Farris - Captured and detained

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Also, Arivia, obviously.

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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    ooooOOOOOooooo

    I'm glad I saved my ghost post for this

    I told you so.

    edit: not directed at kime.

    oooooOOOOoooooo

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I'll be honest Duny, I don't remember what you said at all. Hope it wasn't directed at me :P.

    T_R: Yeah thanks, Phyphor pointed that out.

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  • CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I think he's saying that you don't have the "village's" best intrest at heart and made things tougher for us by snagging Jordan's ring right before the BL's were going down, thus freeing two more BLs for us to take down.

    Of course, that's just my understanding of it.

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Capfalcon wrote: »
    I think he's saying that you don't have the "village's" best intrest at heart and made things tougher for us by snagging Jordan's ring right before the BL's were going down, thus freeing two more BLs for us to take down.

    Of course, that's just my understanding of it.
    Yeah, but let's be fair here, I wasn't the only one who wasn't ready for the game to end.

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  • CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Yeah, but I think we'd have gone into double seekrit overtime, since I don't think ANYONE was ready for the game to be over.

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