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I swear to god I will shit in your Pepsi

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    so many people peeing in containers

    that seems to me like more work than using the bathroom

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  • undeinPiratundeinPirat Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    also i personally could not tell the difference between a can full of shit and a can of pepsi

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  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    What the hell possess someone to pee in a jar then keep it?

    Dump that stuff at the first opportunity god.

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  • FandeathisFandeathis Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    BusterK wrote: »
    Eu de toilette

    :^:

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  • JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I hate how prosecutors amp up charges in order for a plea bargain to look like a good deal.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    What the hell possess someone to pee in a jar then keep it?

    Dump that stuff at the first opportunity god.

    fucking snipers

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  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Whenever I wake up in the middle of the night to pee, I wish I had one of those bottles for peeing in that they have in hospitals.

    But when I'm fully awake I think it's kinda gross.

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    how do they work?

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Jigrah wrote: »
    I hate how prosecutors amp up charges in order for a plea bargain to look like a good deal.

    it's almost like they're raping the system

    PiptheFair on
  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    AMP'd wrote: »
    how do they work?

    It's a bottle.

    You pee in it.

    Wrench N Rockets on
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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    on the subject of pranksters getting what's coming to them

    I saw this in my local paper today

    http://www.oregonlive.com/lake-oswego/index.ssf/2010/05/three_19-year-olds_get_jail_time_for_egging_cars_in_lake_oswego.html
    LAKE OSWEGO, Ore. — Three Lake Oswego teenagers have been sentenced to five days in jail for egging cars on three consecutive nights last September.

    The three 19-year-olds each pleaded guilty Wednesday to criminal mischief. Besides the jail time, Trevor Lear, Dakota Magistrale and Albert Young must pay their victims more than $12,000.

    Lake Oswego police received roughly 200 calls about vandalism during the spree.

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  • undeinPiratundeinPirat Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    somebody link the article about the shitholes who tatoo'd a disabled kid because they convinced the poor kid that it would help him fit in

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  • RentRent I'm always right Fuckin' deal with itRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Jigrah wrote: »
    I hate how prosecutors amp up charges in order for a plea bargain to look like a good deal.

    it's almost like they're raping the system

    Was waiting for it, and Pip just knocked the insult out of the park

    A++ good work

    Rent on
  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    What.

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  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    on the subject of pranksters getting what's coming to them

    I saw this in my local paper today

    http://www.oregonlive.com/lake-oswego/index.ssf/2010/05/three_19-year-olds_get_jail_time_for_egging_cars_in_lake_oswego.html
    LAKE OSWEGO, Ore. — Three Lake Oswego teenagers have been sentenced to five days in jail for egging cars on three consecutive nights last September.

    The three 19-year-olds each pleaded guilty Wednesday to criminal mischief. Besides the jail time, Trevor Lear, Dakota Magistrale and Albert Young must pay their victims more than $12,000.

    Lake Oswego police received roughly 200 calls about vandalism during the spree.

    Fuckers got what was coming to them.

    If that egg sits in the sun it'll eat through your clear coat and fuck up your paint.

    Wrench N Rockets on
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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    AMP'd wrote: »
    how do they work?

    It's a bottle.

    You pee in it.

    that was re: fucking snipers

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    on the subject of pranksters getting what's coming to them

    I saw this in my local paper today

    http://www.oregonlive.com/lake-oswego/index.ssf/2010/05/three_19-year-olds_get_jail_time_for_egging_cars_in_lake_oswego.html
    LAKE OSWEGO, Ore. — Three Lake Oswego teenagers have been sentenced to five days in jail for egging cars on three consecutive nights last September.

    The three 19-year-olds each pleaded guilty Wednesday to criminal mischief. Besides the jail time, Trevor Lear, Dakota Magistrale and Albert Young must pay their victims more than $12,000.

    Lake Oswego police received roughly 200 calls about vandalism during the spree.

    man fuck those kids

    this makes me happy

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    200 calls

    how does that happen

    how do 3 19 year olds wake up one day and decide to spend their lives like that

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    200 calls

    how does that happen

    how do 3 19 year olds wake up one day and decide to spend their lives like that

    teenagers

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    well, yeah

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  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    AMP'd wrote: »
    AMP'd wrote: »
    how do they work?

    It's a bottle.

    You pee in it.

    that was re: fucking snipers

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  • undeinPiratundeinPirat Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    200 calls

    how does that happen

    how do 3 19 year olds wake up one day and decide to spend their lives like that

    teenagers

    http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/05/25/earlyshow/main6517559.shtml
    (CBS) Four young men in Concord, N.H., have been accused of forcing a 14-year-old special needs student to get an obscene tattoo on his backside.

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  • JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Jigrah wrote: »
    I hate how prosecutors amp up charges in order for a plea bargain to look like a good deal.

    it's almost like they're raping the system

    Another tale of student besting the master.

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  • IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010

    http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/05/25/earlyshow/main6517559.shtml
    (CBS) Four young men in Concord, N.H., have been accused of forcing a 14-year-old special needs student to get an obscene tattoo on his backside.
    The mother of one of them says the boys acted stupidly, but not maliciously.

    Patti VanNest said, "They told me about it. They were joking about it. They thought it was something funny. And I believe there wasn't any animosity or hatred."

    How can she seriously convince herself of that

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  • MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Three of the suspects allegedly tattooed him with their own needles.

    Jesus fucking christ

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  • FirmSkaterFirmSkater Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    There were some dudes at my highschool who started branding eachother while they were drunk using wire clothes hangers. One dude had a penis branded right on the small of his back. People are goddamn stupid.

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    are you honestly surprised that a mother will defend the actions of her child, even if they are wrong?

    Dichotomy on
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  • CrashmoCrashmo Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    In high school a dude got a cup of...soiled toilet water at Sonic, not realizing that his "nemesis" worked there.

    He was sick for like a month.

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    his nemesis?

    Gary? his nemesis?

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  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Amp'd I swear to god I will shit in your Mountain Dew

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Dr. Eggman, obviously.

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Amp'd I swear to god I will shit in your Mountain Dew

    you would be the second Gary to die today

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Dr. Eggman, obviously.

    that'd be his ARCH nemesis

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  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    AMP'd wrote: »
    Amp'd I swear to god I will shit in your Mountain Dew

    you would be the second Gary to die today

    The next time you have a soda, think of my asshole

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    AMP'd wrote: »
    his nemesis?

    Gary? his nemesis?

    dammit I wanted to make this post

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    AMP'd wrote: »
    Amp'd I swear to god I will shit in your Mountain Dew

    you would be the second Gary to die today

    You don't know that

    there might be a few other Gary's that already died too.

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  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    unintentional on
  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Nothing beats the Chinese (I think) parents who's child slowly starved because they were too busy playing WoW.

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  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    did you see the tagline for the photo

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited May 2010

    D:

    This reads like a fucking Onion headline

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