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Squats are a part of a balanced BIGMAN diet

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  • moocowmoocow Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    So, I just made some food. I think it qualifies as big man food.

    Quesadilla, minus the queso
    Ingredients
    Two tortillas (I used mission carb balance)
    Some peanut butter
    half a banana
    handful of cashews

    1. Spread peanut butter on tortillas
    2. Slice banana and arrange slices on one of the tortillas, with a little space in between
    3. Place cashews in between banana slices
    4. Slap other tortilla on top of all this, peanut butter side in
    5. Broil in oven for a few minutes (I put it on top of foil on a cooking sheet). It cooks really fast. Flip over when top is starting to brown. Remove when other side is browned.
    6. Cut so that it's easier to pick up, or don't, whatever.

    BAM, all done! If you like the ingredients separately, I can't see how you'd dislike this thing.

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  • hectorsehectorse Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    no cheese?

    complete and utter phail

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  • moocowmoocow Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Man, cheese don't go with bananas and peanut butter

    The peanut butter kind of fills in for the cheese. The heat makes it a good bit more gooey than normal and softens up the cashews.

    Also: I don't have any cheese, so someone needs to try this, but in between steps 3 and 4, sprinkle sliced cheese over it. Report back whether hectorse is correct in his failure assessment or not.

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  • LednehLedneh shinesquawk Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Wait you can measure BF% on a scale? Wow call me stupid but I don't think I've ever heard of that

    I thought it was either calipers or some weird water... pool... .... thing


    Makes me wonder what ridiculous high number I'd get on one of those :P

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  • Joe ChemoJoe Chemo Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    My understanding is that they're not very accurate.

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  • tehmarkentehmarken BrooklynRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Scales that have electrical impedence meters, and so far electrical impedence has proven pretty accurate as far as I know.
    Those kinds of scales cost money though, I always use the one at my gym.

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  • LednehLedneh shinesquawk Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Wait so they measure bodyfat by zapping you? Huh. Thanks, science


    In other news I am most cross that I haven't been able to get to the swimming pool for the past four days. I should be glad I've finally found something entertaining enough that I get annoyed by missing it, I suppose...

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  • big lbig l Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    They definitely aren't all that accurate, the only way to be sure is a bod pod or calipers in skilled hands.

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  • big lbig l Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Also holy fucking shit

    No hands squat with 605#

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  • HerkimerHerkimer Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    big l wrote: »
    They definitely aren't all that accurate, the only way to be sure is dissection

    ftfy

    bod pod or calipers are ok. Good for getting in the ballpark, and definitely good for tracking changes, but it's best not to get hung up on numbers.

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  • TheRealBadgerTheRealBadger Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    big l wrote: »
    Also holy fucking shit

    No hands squat with 605#

    This is awesome. I was lecturing my gym partner on bar position this morning. Got to show him this.

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  • Beef AvengerBeef Avenger Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    haha, he's so pumped that he just did that

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  • tehmarkentehmarken BrooklynRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I use the scale's electrical bodyfat% widget as something to objectify my goals. I keep forgetting to do the picture method (shirt off, picture in the mirror once a week), and since I use the same scale every time it will at least be somewhat accurate for measuring change.

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  • hectorsehectorse Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    that is so badass woo

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  • moocowmoocow Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    that is a big dude

    i like how when the bar was tipping a little at the end, he grabs it and grins at the camera

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited June 2010
    Joe Chemo wrote: »
    My understanding is that they're not very accurate.

    In the same way that moon landing conspiracies aren't very accurate

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  • Sunday_AssassinSunday_Assassin Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    that's what they want you to think

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  • Joe ChemoJoe Chemo Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    so what you're saying is they're obviously incredibly accurate and if we weren't such sheeple we'd see the TRUTH

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  • CowSharkCowShark Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    And Buzz Aldrin would punch you in the face for believing one.

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  • hectorsehectorse Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    See, the problem is that you first need to BELIEVE, with all your heart.

    You can't do it if you have doubts

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  • PeenPeen Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    necroSYS wrote: »
    Joe Chemo wrote: »
    Was flipping through a muscle mag at the gym and their spotlight exercise was the reverse grip Smith machine bench press.

    No joke.

    Those magazines are awesome, I flip through the new Muscle and Fitness at my library each month. I think it's just the pressure of putting a new one out each month, they start coming up with crazy shit just to fill space.

    Nah, Muscle and Fitness is probably the best source of information out there for lifters.

    It just seems like they struggle some times to fill the space with new stuff each month.

    I was hoping that squat with no hands vid was going to be a guy who didn't have arms. It was still cool, just not how I hoped it would be.

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  • hectorsehectorse Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    http://artofmanliness.com/

    awesome new site

    They even have an article on how to get more chest hair!

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  • Joe ChemoJoe Chemo Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Fucked up my wrists and elbows on squats today. Need to review how I'm holding the bar.

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  • RabidDeathMooseRabidDeathMoose Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    haha, he's so pumped that he just did that

    He's probably also pumped he didn't wreck his whole life. No joke, that lift was damn impressive though.

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  • skibo8826skibo8826 Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    So I am back from a weeklong vacation (drunkenfest), and I think I have decided to start training to enter a PowerLifting comp (Bench and maybe Deadlift if I can do those without Squatting). Here in lies the problem that one day I decided to get smashed and go to the beach before putting on Sunblock... I am so burned on my face and chest that no lifting will be going on for at least a week.

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  • HerkimerHerkimer Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    skibo8826 wrote: »
    So I am back from a weeklong vacation (drunkenfest), and I think I have decided to start training to enter a PowerLifting comp (Bench and maybe Deadlift if I can do those without Squatting).

    You can generally find push/pull meets, yeah, either as part of a 3-lift meet or as their own thing.

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  • hectorsehectorse Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I somehow fucked up my right hand

    Huge Callouses exploded, and somehow I managed to hurt below my thumb's fingernail. Hurts like a mofo

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  • moocowmoocow Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    callouses don't explode

    those were spider eggs laid under your skin

    thank goodness you lift, it probably crushed the little babies

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  • HamurabiHamurabi MiamiRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Gettin' lean and/or mean!

    But I missed my Monday gym day from under-sleeping Sunday night. My muscles are meeeeltiiiing...

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  • PeenPeen Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I could use some program help; I've been on a three day program but softball two days a week and summer weekends full of stuff are throwing my schedule to hell. I was wondering if one or more of you fine people could help me condense my three days down to two, until the fall comes and I can spend more time in the gym again. My current 3 day plan is:
    Day 1: Bench
    DB lunges/Bulgarian Split Squat (depending on how many people are there, what equipment is available)
    Incline DB Bench
    Leg Press
    Chest Dips

    Day 2: Deadlifts
    Chin Ups
    Hamstring Curl
    Barbell Row/Cable Row
    Hanging Leg Lifts

    Day 3:OHP
    Barbell curls
    Close Grip Bench
    Arnold Press
    DB Hammer Curl
    Barbell Triceps Extension (looks like that, I've heard it called different things)

    Feel free to tell me that my program sucks, I'm weak and small, etc.

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  • HamurabiHamurabi MiamiRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I don't- I don't see vanilla back squats anywhere in there. Am I missing something?

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  • PeenPeen Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Yes. The part where I say that my gym doesn't have proper racks and I can't back squat and yes I'm going to change gyms eventually to accommodate that but for now I'm doing what I can with what I have.

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  • Sunday_AssassinSunday_Assassin Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    day 3 looks light

    do day 2 first in your week, since it's the heaviest

    move chins to day 3 they fit better there

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  • HamurabiHamurabi MiamiRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Where did you say that? I any case: o i c

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Hamurabi wrote: »
    I'm at 210 lbs. @ 21.40% BF. My scale's pretty sketchy, though -- it gives me really different BF% numbers based on how hydrated I am, but I guess that's to be expected from a reading based on an electric pulse.

    Would just be nice to get an accurate reading without having to have downed a gallon of water.

    why don't you go to a fucking doctor or get a trainer to get you an accurate reading

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  • PeenPeen Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Sorry, I didn't mean to sound like a dick there, I hadn't said that and meant to. SA telling me to move chins to day 3 is missing the point.

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  • losabiolosabio Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    moocow wrote: »
    So, I just made some food. I think it qualifies as big man food.

    Quesadilla

    I read this word as "Quadzilla" at first. Sounded like a bitchin' protein shake for a second there.

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    also may have broken my big toe playing beach volleyball

    at 2 am

    worth it? hell yeah

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  • moocowmoocow Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Quadzilla Protein Shake
    Ingredients
    2 scoops protein powder
    8 oz whole milk
    8 oz boneless steak
    1 can tuna
    2 tbsp peanut butter
    1 handful of nuts (your preference)

    Directions
    1. Throw everything into the blender.
    2. Blend.
    3. Drink and try not to vomit.

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  • hectorsehectorse Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    no ice cream or chocolate syrup?

    Total fail

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