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The Morning, She Is Not Kind to Me (Alarm Program Question)

potpourripotpourri Registered User regular
edited June 2010 in Help / Advice Forum
Howdy, all.

For the past two years I've been using an iPhone as my means of getting up in the morning. When I absolutely have to get up, this is fine; when I have a plane to catch, or someplace I absolutely have to be, even Half-Asleep Me can get his shit together enough to get out of bed and get moving.

The problem seems to be when I don't have a specific and immutable reason for waking up. I've been using the iPhone for long enough that not only is the process of shutting the alarm off something I can (quite literally, apparently) do in my sleep, but it seems as though all the iPhone sounds ("Cricket," "Marimba," etc.) have ceased being regular "sounds" that startle me out of sleep, and more triggers for a spooky conditioned behavior (viz. Get Up, Turn Off Phone, Get Back in Bed). When I am trying to get up early for the sake of getting up early (and early here is super relative -- this whole winter I was getting up at 8 or 9 on days when I didn't have class, without even an alarm; these days, I'd be happy to be up at ten or even eleven, and I sleep till 12 pretty regularly -- which is just unacceptable), the iPhone, simply, doesn't cut it.

So what I think I want is a (free!) program for Mac or PC that allows me to set an alarm using my own music -- something that will go off when I tell it to with the music I want it to. I think that using different music all the time, and music with a good association (compared to all the iPhone jingles, which have very negative associations), could get me up at the right time.

Does anyone know of a program like that? If anyone has any other tips, too, I'd love to hear them (going to bed earlier is something I'm working on, setting my phone far away from my bed does nothing anymore, and setting up more alarms in a small span of time just decreases the effectiveness of less alarms without getting me up more frequently; also, nothing super obnoxious or annoying, as I just moved into a house with friendly strangers and don't want to be sounding a klaxon every morning).

Thanaaananks

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  • admanbadmanb unionize your workplace Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    iCal in OSX will do that. :P Just set an event with an alarm set to "Open File."

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  • Mike DangerMike Danger "Diane..." a place both wonderful and strangeRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    iTunes Alarm is a free little program that will talk to iTunes to start playlists, shuffle songs, etc.

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    CitrusAC is what I use. It's a simple little alarm program, never had any problems with it. I set three alarms with it so I can "snooze" them.

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  • CycloneRangerCycloneRanger Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    admanb wrote: »
    iCal in OSX will do that. :P Just set an event with an alarm set to "Open File."
    This is what I did through a good part of college.

    Beware, though, that whatever song you pick to wake up to will start to sound worse and worse as time goes on. I had iCal set to play the Imperial March every morning and now I can't stand to hear it.

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    admanb wrote: »
    iCal in OSX will do that. :P Just set an event with an alarm set to "Open File."
    This is what I did through a good part of college.

    Beware, though, that whatever song you pick to wake up to will start to sound worse and worse as time goes on. I had iCal set to play the Imperial March every morning and now I can't stand to hear it.
    I have "My Generation" set to wake me up, so generally I go through the day thinking to myself "hope I die before I get old."

    I like to think I'm conditioning myself well.

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  • potpourripotpourri Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Used the iCal thing this morning -- worked great, can't believe I didn't think of that.

    Now I just need to be careful not to turn all my favorite songs into "wake-up songs;" for three years as a teenager I woke up to Genius of Love by the Tom Tom Heads, and now whenever I hear it I experience some very unpleasant sensations

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  • DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    In college I set my PC alarm to Juicy by Notorius B.I.G. Worked out awesome

    "It was all a dream..."

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  • EncEnc A Fool with Compassion Pronouns: He, Him, HisRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I once attached my phone to my sister's roomba and used that to wake me up (combined with a ringtone of dogs barking, which usually cued the actual dogs to start barking). Took about 5 minutes to figure out where the damn thing was in my groggy state, and another 10 to quiet the hounds. By then I was awake.

    This assumes you have a roomba and three Australian Terriers, though.

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  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Somebody needs to invent an iPhone/iPod alarm app that displays a random string of numbers that have to be punched in to silence it.

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  • ScroffusScroffus Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Ruckus wrote: »
    Somebody needs to invent an iPhone/iPod alarm app that displays a random string of numbers that have to be punched in to silence it.

    There is an app I use on my G1 called Math Alarm. It plays a specified tone/music file and won't stop until you complete a given math question. Trying to solve (X*4) - 64 = 112 first thing in the morning isn't easy.

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  • claypoolfanclaypoolfan Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Best song for waking up - The Great Southern Trendkill by Pantera.

    Listen to it and you'll know why.

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  • SpacemilkSpacemilk Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Ruckus wrote: »
    Somebody needs to invent an iPhone/iPod alarm app that displays a random string of numbers that have to be punched in to silence it.
    Yeah there are 3-4 Android apps like this. Android > iPhone :P

    But yeah some of them have math questions, some have spelling or similarity questions; you can change the difficulty and number of questions to answer before it stops.

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  • IronKnuckle's GhostIronKnuckle's Ghost This is also my fault Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    As someone who also had a great deal of trouble waking up while in school, I can tell you part of your problem is that you probably don't keep regular sleeping hours. Your body doesn't know when to be awake and when to be asleep, and as a result your internal clock is so jacked up that you don't get full consciousness when you hear your alarm. As much as you can, try to determine what a good time for you to crawl into bed nightly is, and stick to it. Obviously with papers and exams and projects you'll burn the midnight oil on occasion, but having a regular sleep schedule will help you out tremendously.

    Short of that, I regularly play "hide the phone" and stick it someplace strange and out-of-reach in order to force myself into being both on my feet and awake enough to open a cabinet or look under the couch. I find that if I manage that I'll not be late for work.

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