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Is there such thing as stylish shorts?

ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
edited July 2010 in Social Entropy++
Because the weather here is not exactly behaving in a way permissive to jeans and the such

and, well, a dude needs to cool off

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  • DarricDarric Santa MonicaRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Who cares? Wear what's comfortable, man, you're not a slave to other people's misguided perceptions of you.

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    As long as they ain't cargo or jean shorts

    Go with some plain linen shorts

    edit: if you just hangin' out it doesn't really matter, but for style you shouldn't do those two I mentioned

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    jorts, my man

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    You should wear nothing at all.

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Yes.

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    boyshorts

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    jean shorts are the best goddamn thing

    they are like jeans

    but shorter

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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    You should wear nothing at all.

    well I mean that's the end goal here, if we're talking long term

    but it has gotta be a subtle progression, you know?

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Projeck, this could be you!

    gator-jorts.jpg

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Projeck wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    You should wear nothing at all.

    well I mean that's the end goal here, if we're talking long term

    but it has gotta be a subtle progression, you know?

    No.

    It does not.

    Take off yo clothes, boy.

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    http://www.jorts.com/

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    man i wear cargoshorts

    and they say nobodys gotten a handjob in cargoshorts since nam

    I BEG TO DIFFER

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Pull The Naked Man™

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    but all my shorts are cheap and they look stylish because they have burn marks and tears and paint on them that i've put there

    what do you think of that corporate homos

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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    linen shorts look like dad shorts

    jorts look dumb as shit

    and cargo shorts have so many freaking pockets

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    pockets for screwdrivers and such

    maybe a beer or two

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    just buy like 5 board shorts, one for every day of the weekday. i would totally do this if i could. so comfy

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2010
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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    lostwords wrote: »
    just buy like 5 board shorts, one for every day of the weekday. i would totally do this if i could. so comfy

    what, like swim wear?

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  • scarlet blvd.scarlet blvd. Bebop Cola Goooood!Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Projeck wrote: »
    linen shorts look like dad shorts

    jorts look dumb as shit

    and cargo shorts have so many freaking pockets

    I don't think I've ever seen linen shorts
    cargo shorts are fine
    I think every douche on the street just wears basketball shorts

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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    scarlet blvd. wrote: »
    Projeck wrote: »
    linen shorts look like dad shorts

    jorts look dumb as shit

    and cargo shorts have so many freaking pockets

    I don't think I've ever seen linen shorts
    cargo shorts are fine
    I think every douche on the street just wears basketball shorts

    yeah but I don't play basketball

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    i am wearing basketball shorts right now

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I don't own any shorts.

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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    I don't own any shorts.

    you don't own any clothes, though

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  • CowardlyCowardly Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I wear flowery swimshorts or cargo shorts with tame fant patterns on them.

    I don't think you should be wearing what other people class as acceptable though, surely your opinon should count more?

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Dead Legend wrote: »
    i am wearing basketball shorts right now

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    scarlet blvd. wrote: »
    Projeck wrote: »
    linen shorts look like dad shorts

    jorts look dumb as shit

    and cargo shorts have so many freaking pockets

    I don't think I've ever seen linen shorts

    http://oldnavy.gap.com/browse/product.do?cid=45495&vid=1&pid=740076&scid=740076012

    I have these, they're great

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Also madras is a pretty cool pattern to make shorts in

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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    The Lovely Bastard wrote: »
    jean shorts are the best goddamn thing

    they are like jeans

    but shorter

    I was going to post that

    good job

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Projeck wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    just buy like 5 board shorts, one for every day of the weekday. i would totally do this if i could. so comfy

    what, like swim wear?

    pretty much yeah. bonus, you don't have to wear underwear ever!

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    The thing about stylish shorts is that you have to have good looking legs to wear them

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  • DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I have a pair of jeans that is ripping in the crotch. I think I'm going to patch it and turn them in to hipster shorts.

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Cloudman wrote: »
    Dead Legend wrote: »
    i am wearing basketball shorts right now

    do you enjoy lounging in comfort and class

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Dadouw wrote: »
    The Lovely Bastard wrote: »
    jean shorts are the best goddamn thing

    they are like jeans

    but shorter

    I was going to post that

    good job

    I am secretly reading your crazy, french thoughts

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited June 2010
    No such thing.

    Case closed.

    Man up and wear pants, it's not that hot out.

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IE1YQPaAYBM

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    king 10 under the gun oh no what the hell do i do

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Straightzi wrote: »
    No such thing.

    Case closed.

    Man up and wear pants, it's not that hot out.

    a. fuck you I live in florida, it is that hot out

    b. cut your fucking hair

    c. ren faire lol

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  • XyyzXyyz Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I like shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear!

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    No such thing.

    Case closed.

    Man up and wear pants, it's not that hot out.

    a. fuck you I live in florida, it is that hot out

    b. cut your fucking hair

    c. ren faire lol

    It's okay to wear shorts
    You just have to not be ugly
    Sorry Straightzi

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