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Something for Gabe

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Stale wrote: »
    Fact: I cannot distinguish 2/3rds of european countries on a map with no names

    Fact: I am reasonably intelligent

    Fact: The only African countries I can identify is Egypt and South Africa.

    africa's the country, dumass

    Nuzak on
  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Stale wrote: »
    Fact: I cannot distinguish 2/3rds of european countries on a map with no names

    Fact: I am reasonably intelligent

    Fact: The only African countries I can identify is Egypt and South Africa.

    Yeah but who cares about Aberzijikaunoptanstan

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  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    Fact: I cannot distinguish 2/3rds of european countries on a map with no names

    Fact: I am reasonably intelligent

    Fact: The only African countries I can identify is Egypt and South Africa.

    Yeah but who cares about Aberzijikaunoptanstan

    Makeitupistan!

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Oh yeah that's right next to Takeitupwithmylawyeristan

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    is it anywhere near Robonia?

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Gatsby wrote: »
    Fair enough but he actually said "it's that tiny little island down below you guys right?"

    Like no one I have ever met can point out Tasmania on a fucking map, outside of Australia

    man everyone knows where Tasmania is

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Stale wrote: »
    Fact: I cannot distinguish 2/3rds of european countries on a map with no names

    Fact: I am reasonably intelligent

    Fact: The only African countries I can identify are Egypt and South Africa.

    I couldm't tell you most English Counties on a map.

    That is my shame.

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    my embarrassing geography thing is that up until I was maybe 16 I thought Haiti was in Africa

    oh, also, I'm still kind of amazed that Delaware and New Hampshire are states. I have no idea why, it just amazes me. I've even been through Delaware. I've never met anyone from either state, nor met anyone who has lived in either state, so that's probably what it is

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  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Horseshire.
    Puddingsex.
    Drearyland.

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    my embarrassing geography thing is that up until I was maybe 16 I thought Haiti was in Africa

    oh, also, I'm still kind of amazed that Delaware and New Hampshire are states. I have no idea why, it just amazes me. I've even been through Delaware. I've never met anyone from either state, nor met anyone who has lived in either state, so that's probably what it is

    The old Hampshire is pretty rubbish too.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    my embarrassing geography thing is that up until I was maybe 16 I thought Haiti was in Africa

    oh, also, I'm still kind of amazed that Delaware and New Hampshire are states. I have no idea why, it just amazes me. I've even been through Delaware. I've never met anyone from either state, nor met anyone who has lived in either state, so that's probably what it is

    Delaware is not a state

    It is a place to get tax free cheap booze and go to gay beaches

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Nuzak wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    Fact: I cannot distinguish 2/3rds of european countries on a map with no names

    Fact: I am reasonably intelligent

    Fact: The only African countries I can identify is Egypt and South Africa.

    africa's the country, dumass

    look, I failed world geography and I know this isn't right

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  • LarsLars Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuos9YvAcsY
    "Welcome to a land that's way under down under."
    That's how I remember that the little island is south of Australia.

    As a related note, I also remember where Panama and some other countries are due to Yakko on Animaniacs.

    Lars on
  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Mysst wrote: »
    Nuzak wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    Fact: I cannot distinguish 2/3rds of european countries on a map with no names

    Fact: I am reasonably intelligent

    Fact: The only African countries I can identify is Egypt and South Africa.

    africa's the country, dumass

    look, I failed world geography and I know this isn't right

    Africa is the place that causes charities.

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    in eighth grade we were presented with a blank map of the world and had to fill in every country from memory, which was pretty fun, thinking back

    I don't know how well I'd do on Africa these days, but people should at least be able to point out Libya and Morocco

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  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    We did that with the United States in elementary school, I think.

    I remember because we accidentally tore one of the states (it was paper) and the teacher got really mad.

    Like maybe this was going to happen lady and you should have laminated the stupid things.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    we had to do connect the dots to make american states

    I got to the east coast and just fucking gave up

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Mysst wrote: »
    we had to do connect the dots to make american states

    I got to the east coast and just fucking gave up

    If only all the settlers had done that.

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  • WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I am the most awful at geography

    my mom teases me about it

    all what is the capitol of Belgium and I am like...france? and she cries because that's too dumb, apparently

    pff!

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    wimble is your mom a globe maker

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  • WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    no but she travels a million times per year because her companies have meetings and salons and trade fairs and whatnot everywhere

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  • LarsLars Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    "After I killed them, I dropped the gun in the Thames, washed the residue off me hands in the bathroom of a Burger King, and walked home to await instructions.

    Shortly thereafter, the instructions came through. 'Get the fuck out of London, youse dumb fucks.'

    'Get to Bruges.'

    I didn't even know where Bruges fucking was."
    It's in Belgium.

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    My biggest geographical shame

    is that until fairly recently I believed Antarctica was the world's biggest continent

    I only learned otherwise when I read the trivia on the back of a box of children's cereal

    It doesn't even make sense when you think about it. I think when I was younger I though "Alaska's the biggest state so Antarctica is the biggest continent" and it never really came up so no one corrected me.

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  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Mysst wrote: »
    Nuzak wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    Fact: I cannot distinguish 2/3rds of european countries on a map with no names

    Fact: I am reasonably intelligent

    Fact: The only African countries I can identify is Egypt and South Africa.

    africa's the country, dumass

    look, I failed world geography and I know this isn't right

    why would I trust you on this then?

    Squall on
  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Wimble wrote: »
    no but she travels a million times per year because her companies have meetings and salons and trade fairs and whatnot everywhere

    I like my idea better

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Squall wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    Nuzak wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    Fact: I cannot distinguish 2/3rds of european countries on a map with no names

    Fact: I am reasonably intelligent

    Fact: The only African countries I can identify is Egypt and South Africa.

    africa's the country, dumass

    look, I failed world geography and I know this isn't right

    why would I trust you on this then?

    The alternative is to trust Nuzak...

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  • WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    that wasn't an idea

    you dumb, tlb

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Wimble, is your mum Carmen Sandiego?

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  • WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    yes

    except no, no she isn't

    but otherwise yes

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I only learned otherwise when I read the trivia on the back of a box of children's cereal

    story of my life

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Squall wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    Nuzak wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    Fact: I cannot distinguish 2/3rds of european countries on a map with no names

    Fact: I am reasonably intelligent

    Fact: The only African countries I can identify is Egypt and South Africa.

    africa's the country, dumass

    look, I failed world geography and I know this isn't right

    why would I trust you on this then?

    The alternative is to trust Nuzak...

    what's not to trust

    i replaced my mouse with a wireless bible so i'd constantly have a hand on it, making everything i say 100% true, forever

    Nuzak on
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