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Alfalfa Protocol

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  • KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Gumpy wrote: »
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Playing as a recruit on my second playthrough

    Still that strange balance of fucking annoying and fun but I'm keeping up with it

    Regarding one of the early missions at Taipei
    When you bug the G22 network, does going through the place non-lethally make any difference at all? I really never got the feeling that Albatross is particularly bothered whether you slaughter all his men or not
    I did it with fists and tranqs because G22 and me are this close, and got some rep with Albatross in the end
    I accidentally killed a couple of G22 and albatross still repped up with me at the end.

    Khavall on
  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited June 2010
    I'll just watch you play Red Dead Redemption

    that's not horrible at all

    heavy rain!

    also you know I'm there like

    really soon

    right?

    well you never fucking specify a date it's like you're on the run from the feds or something

    heavy rain is also not a horrible game

    but it does have horrible voice acting

    22nd of July

    ok awesome. and you'll be up for pax, right?

    oh yeah. I will PM you right now

    Tube on
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Alan Wake is a better game

    but Alpha Protocol is a more interesting one

    if that makes any sense

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Edcrab wrote: »
    like seriously I need a week of warning before you come to visit so I can de-scuzz all the proper things that need de-scuzzing

    Do you mean like your place or... parts of your body

    all of the above

    Classy

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited June 2010
    Alan Wake is a better game

    but Alpha Protocol is a more interesting one

    if that makes any sense

    Alpha Protocol is aids.

    Tube on
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Alan Wake is a better game

    but Alpha Protocol is a more interesting one

    if that makes any sense

    Alpha Protocol is aids.

    you're aids.

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Khavall wrote: »
    Gumpy wrote: »
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Playing as a recruit on my second playthrough

    Still that strange balance of fucking annoying and fun but I'm keeping up with it

    Regarding one of the early missions at Taipei
    When you bug the G22 network, does going through the place non-lethally make any difference at all? I really never got the feeling that Albatross is particularly bothered whether you slaughter all his men or not
    I did it with fists and tranqs because G22 and me are this close, and got some rep with Albatross in the end
    I accidentally killed a couple of G22 and albatross still repped up with me at the end.

    I knew it!

    That's just sloppy

    Completely expected, but still sloppy

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  • AretèAretè infiltrating neo zeed compoundRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    the game gets bonus points for using the classic sega opening

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PLfNdZTed4

    only gotta watch the first ten seconds

    ah man i love that classic sega opening

    remember that snail game that you could play if you started the sega master system with no game in it

    dont think i ever got past the first few levels

    Aretè on
  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Shoeeeeee.

    Well, here're pictures from my current run. Non-spoilerous, mostly.
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    Hello, I'm Mike Thorton.

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    My hobbies include reading,

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    interior decoration,

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    keeping up with the latest fashion trends,

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    learning regional dialects,

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    and showing people my gun collection.

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    When I'm not working, I like to keep in touch with my friends on the internet.

    And while I dont like to toot my own horn, I'm somewhat of a bit hit with the ladies :winky:
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    ladies1.gif

    Synthetic Orange on
  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2010
    that woman is ugly. in a character model sense.

    Orikaeshigitae on
  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    The one with the machinegun? She doesnt look bad for a woman of 50.
    If you get too friendly with her, something horrible happens at the end.
    Next, on Raped by Cougars.

    Synthetic Orange on
  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2010
    her chest and shoulder muscles deform weird.

    Orikaeshigitae on
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    i actually like this one better. oh well

    > : (

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2010
    i didn't see any tech support in your op!

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    So how about that Alpha Protocol?

    Going in as a Shotgun/Toughness recruit this run, after previously going through like a ghost as a pistol/stealth spy and it's like a whole new game.

    i.e. Moscow.
    Run 1. Stealthily infiltrate a mansion.
    Run 2. Stolen APC rams through the front gate, grenades fly everywhere and I'm mowing down russian mobsters with the top mounted machinegun holy fuck this is awesome!

    Synthetic Orange on
  • Lavender GoomsLavender Gooms Tiny Bat Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    This is the only game I know of where (endgame)
    You get raped by a 40 year old, 6 foot German mercenary lady.

    [e] Goddammit Synth :x

    Lavender Gooms on
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I only just started

    cleared Saudi Arabia just before I left for work! excited to get to the meat of the game now that Taris is over!

    I'm majoring in martial arts with a minor in shotgun to the face.

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I think on my next playthrough I'll just max out toughness and martial arts

    punch every motherfucker in the face

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I think on my next playthrough I'll just max out toughness and martial arts

    punch every motherfucker in the face

    This is what I'm doing, and I also just cleared Saudi Arabia.

    The flying knee is the greatest thing to just bust out on someone who's reloading.

    Radius on
    Everyday we stray further from God's light
    Steam Switch FC: 2799-7909-4852
  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Just so that you know: After clearing Saudi Arabia and you get to specialize, you can remove all your spent points so far and reallocate them.

    Synthetic Orange on
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    tits.

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    <Headslam>

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  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    titslam

    Houk on
  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    ladies2.jpg

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I like how stupid you can make Mike look.

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    My asshole guy is rockin a full beard aviators and a backwards baseball cap

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Medal-Of-Honor-Artwork.jpg

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    that really is one of the best game covers I've seen

    it's right up there with Burnout Paradise

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    I love this so much

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Shoe if you wanna be a bitch

    max pistols

    get max chain shot

    Zen Vulgarity on
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    plannin' on it

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Oh oh

    get brilliance too

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    more on video game covers, because I'm really interested in this stuff

    http://psd.tutsplus.com/articles/inspiration/top-40-video-game-covers-of-all-time/

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I'm more interested in you

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    +1 relationship to Kuribo's Shoe (Liked)

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Alpha Protocol is actually a pretty good game you guys

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRojSYNg7k0

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    It is.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUydx57te9s

    I'd recommend not watching further than "God I miss Moscow" if you havent played yet. Beyond that there's tons of conspiracy spoilers.

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  • captainkcaptaink TexasRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I got this yesterday but I'm finishing up Red Dead Redemption before I start on it.

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  • Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous Blame this on the misfortune of your birth. New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    That video just can't capture the moment where you respond to Heck's crazy truther email with TIMECUBE.

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    Steam PSN: DerWaffleMous Origin: DerWaffleMous Bnet: DerWaffle#1682
  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Nor does it contain HEADSLAM, but what can you do?

    Synthetic Orange on
  • Lavender GoomsLavender Gooms Tiny Bat Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    How many gay cheetahs gave their lives for this jacket?

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