As was foretold, we've added advertisements to the forums! If you have questions, or if you encounter any bugs, please visit this thread: https://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/240191/forum-advertisement-faq-and-reports-thread/
Options

Have a great day!

12021222325

Posts

  • Options
    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    oh my god last night i played with the cutest lab puppy ever

    she was pretty mouthy though and was bitin my hand and made my knuckle bleed pretty good, but she was still fun to play with

    Dead Legend on
    diablo III - beardsnbeer#1508 Mechwarrior Online - Rusty Bock
  • Options
    PeccaviPeccavi Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Just had my dental cleaning. The hygienist had pretty brown eyes, which I guess is a good thing since there's not much else to look at when her face is 2 inches in front of mine. Need to go back in a week for a "minor filling," and my baby tooth apparently might be failing, at which point I don't know what the next step is (rip it out and replace it with a fake tooth? I guess a diamond tooth could be cool).

    Still, I didn't get the "You need to floss more often" lecture that's been a staple of my last few visits (although maybe they've just given up, since I definitely still need to floss more often. I blame them, they only give out about a week's worth of floss each visit).

    Peccavi on
  • Options
    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    you can buy floss in stores

    AMP'd on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Options
    PeccaviPeccavi Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    AMP'd wrote: »
    you can buy floss in stores

    Who has the time to do that?

    Peccavi on
  • Options
    Josiah_9Josiah_9 Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Peccavi wrote: »
    AMP'd wrote: »
    you can buy floss in stores

    Who has the time to do that?

    People with healthy teeth.

    Josiah_9 on
    Saturate.jpg
  • Options
    YukiraYukira Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Wife had a shitty day yesterday between roommate's pets breaking things or shitting on the carpet, to going to work way too early and just being stressed all day resulted in me pampering her, then I stayed up till about 2:30 this morning getting her last seasonal event achievements done.

    What makes this great is even after 4 hours of sleep, work is slow and she has the day off today, so I'll come home to a very happy spouse.


    That's pretty awesome.

    Yukira on
  • Options
    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    that sounds like you were doing good by her

    es muy bien trabajar amigo

    Dead Legend on
    diablo III - beardsnbeer#1508 Mechwarrior Online - Rusty Bock
  • Options
    YukiraYukira Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    From being an annoying, introverted "us gamer" kid, to being able to care for someone I love deeply makes me wonder exactly how I managed to do so well.

    Oh yeah, War for Cybertron comes out today. Good bye WoW!

    Yukira on
  • Options
    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    maturity is a beautiful thing

    i gotta get rid of this hangover and get some sleep, i gots to go dancing with some beautiful ladies tonight

    pero es primero necesitar que terminar mi tarea de espanol

    Dead Legend on
    diablo III - beardsnbeer#1508 Mechwarrior Online - Rusty Bock
  • Options
    YukiraYukira Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    15 years in Texas and I haven't picked up Spanish.

    Yukira on
  • Options
    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I'm considering going to sit in a booth at a diner to eat a late breakfast and read

    now, is that weird? is it weird to treat a diner like a cafe?

    Charles Kinbote on
  • Options
    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Yukira wrote: »
    15 years in Texas and I haven't picked up Spanish.

    I did two years in high school and didn't learn squat except a few vocabulary words and real basic stuff.

    The class I'm in now is going over all the basic stuff I learned, but now I can string sentences together and figure shit out much better. I'm about to go to Half-Price books and see if I can pick up a Spanish dictionary for cheap, because at this point I need to learn more/better words for what I'm trying to say.

    But it also helps that I go to class every day and mi profesora es excellente.

    Shank: not weird, why? I just can't eat and read at the same time.

    Dead Legend on
    diablo III - beardsnbeer#1508 Mechwarrior Online - Rusty Bock
  • Options
    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I just always feel weird setting up my books and magazines and journals at a restaurant with table service

    Charles Kinbote on
  • Options
    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    welll it's not that different from a coffee shop or something i suppose.

    i mean, the way i would do it would be eat my grub and then read my stuff and the only thing after that is drink refills. just take care of your server and i'm sure they wouldn't mind you taking up the space.

    Dead Legend on
    diablo III - beardsnbeer#1508 Mechwarrior Online - Rusty Bock
  • Options
    Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I don't think they will mind you unless they are in need of seats.

    Muse Among Men on
  • Options
    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    no other place to post this

    but in my reading i've found mixed reviews on the use of enemas before anal sex

    what do you people think

    Swill on
  • Options
    ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    you gotta use sulphuric acid, swillbill

    Projeck on
  • Options
    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    okay

    is that something I can pick up at safeway or is that more of a trader joes kind of thing

    Swill on
  • Options
    ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    trader joes, def.

    Projeck on
  • Options
    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Swill wrote: »
    no other place to post this

    but in my reading i've found mixed reviews on the use of enemas before anal sex

    what do you people think

    ain't necessary unless you're going pornstar wild on that ass

    PiptheFair on
  • Options
    Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Projeck wrote: »
    you gotta use sulphuric acid, swillbill

    Projeck knows what up. He got experience.

    Muse Among Men on
  • Options
    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    okay so what i am gathering thus far is just hot shower, nice poop midday ish

    no crazy foods

    too much lube

    Swill on
  • Options
    ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Projeck wrote: »
    you gotta use sulphuric acid, swillbill

    Projeck knows what up. He got experience.

    im a rank four anal cadet

    reporting for duty

    Projeck on
  • Options
    Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Man anal seems like a lot of work.

    Muse Among Men on
  • Options
    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Swill wrote: »
    okay so what i am gathering thus far is just hot shower, nice poop midday ish

    no crazy foods

    too much lube

    no, no, it's no crazy straws

    Charles Kinbote on
  • Options
    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Man anal seems like a lot of work.

    it ain't

    well for the one giving it ain't

    PiptheFair on
  • Options
    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Man anal seems like a lot of work.

    it ain't

    well for the one giving it ain't

    it is if you're not good at slow, patient work

    Mysst on
    ikbUJdU.jpg
  • Options
    Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Yeah, just look at Mysst. He is hysterical about dropping panties.

    Anal isn't for him, leave him alone.

    Muse Among Men on
  • Options
    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Mysst wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Man anal seems like a lot of work.

    it ain't

    well for the one giving it ain't

    it is if you're not good at slow, patient work

    my people built machu picchu son

    patience ain't a thing

    PiptheFair on
  • Options
    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Yeah, just look at Mysst. He is hysterical about dropping panties.

    Anal isn't for him, leave him alone.

    woah now, hold on there, no one said it wasn't for me

    I just happen to be a busy man, I ain't got all day to be stickin' my dick in buttholes

    Mysst on
    ikbUJdU.jpg
  • Options
    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    it really depends on the amount of vigor that one wishes to pound that ass

    for a normal, relaxed, beginner session, no you don't need to flush your tubes. That assumes of course that both partners are aware that displacement can still occur and both parties need to be prepared for that eventuality.

    If, however, one wishes to involve, say, toys in the mix, generally it's a good idea to do a proper cleanse beforehand, as on average the top tends to plunge a bit deeper and with gusto when not using their own appendage.


    make sense?

    Stale on
    easysig2.jpg
  • Options
    Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I learn so many awful things here.

    Muse Among Men on
  • Options
    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Well I've learned something new today.

    Liiya on
  • Options
    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    What if I'm hungry midway through and decide to eat a burrito in bed? Will I digest it fast enough to affect anything?

    lostwords on
    rat.jpg tumbler? steam/ps3 thingie: lostwords Amazon Wishlist!
  • Options
    Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Wow.

    Muse Among Men on
  • Options
    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    you take your chances anytime you eat a burrito

    Mysst on
    ikbUJdU.jpg
  • Options
    BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited June 2010
    lostwords wrote: »
    What if I'm hungry midway through and decide to eat a burrito in bed? Will I digest it fast enough to affect anything?
    D: Wagh!

    Bogey on
    Fitocracy: Join us in the SE++ group!
    XBox LIVE: Bogestrom | Destiny
    PSN: Bogestrom
  • Options
    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I don't' know but I know what happens to me when I wash down a corned beef omelette with 2-3 cups of coffee.

    Butters on
    PSN: idontworkhere582 | CFN: idontworkhere | Steam: lordbutters | Amazon Wishlist
  • Options
    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    clearly the answer is to have a corn beef and coffee enema every morning

    Stale on
    easysig2.jpg
  • Options
    YukiraYukira Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    lostwords wrote: »
    What if I'm hungry midway through and decide to eat a burrito in bed? Will I digest it fast enough to affect anything?

    4 hours is a long time to be pounding an ass.

    Yukira on
Sign In or Register to comment.