I'm setting a bad example for my school

Wrench N Rockets

The college I go to loves making money. As a result, there are always parades of prospective students being led through our shiny computer labs. The tour that came through just now got to see me with my feet kicked up on two chairs, surfing SE again, and rocking out to Iron Maiden on 'ye 'ol ipod.

Am I setting a good example for the school or what?

Also: sup dudes and dudetes. How's it been?

Jordyn

You already said you were setting a bad example.

Phonehand

hell yeah i'd do that

Phonehand

you dick

Wrench N Rockets

It was a rhetorical question.

I'm looking for confirmation of my views.

Cerrius

Wrench N Rockets wrote:

The college I go to loves making money. As a result, there are always parades of prospective students being led through our shiny computer labs. The tour that came through just now got to see me with my feet kicked up on two chairs, surfing SE again, and rocking out to Iron Maiden on 'ye 'ol ipod.

Am I setting a good example for the school or what?

Also: sup dudes and dudetes. How's it been?

I think thats enough for double-secret probation right there.

Homeless

you dick

Jordyn

Wrench N Rockets wrote:

It was a rhetorical question.

I'm looking for confirmation of my views.

Well uh, I confirm that you are a shithead.

Just because I feel like calling you that.

Shithead.

What's up, shithead?

FortyTwo

fightinfilipino

ask them if they'd like a tour of the computer lab.









then when they're least expecting it, show them lensman while explaining your love for orca stacks.

naporeon

FortyTwo wrote:

I love this image.

t OP I'm doing the same thing, right now...in my office. Only instead of Maiden, it's The Decemberists.

Wrench N Rockets

Jordyn wrote:

Wrench N Rockets wrote:

It was a rhetorical question.

I'm looking for confirmation of my views.

Well uh, I confirm that you are a shithead.

Just because I feel like calling you that.

Shithead.

What's up, shithead?

Photons.

This shithead hates photons.

lostwords

I'd be surprised if thats the worst thing prospective students will see in a college. One prospective student in my college did an overnight stay, drank too much, ended up in the hospital, and almost died. To be fair, he probably deserved it.

MulysaSempronius

Oh you rebel

Wrench N Rockets

fightinfilipino wrote:

ask them if they'd like a tour of the computer lab.









then when they're least expecting it, show them lensman while explaining your love for orca stacks.

The best part, no one on the tour is allowed to acknowledge our presence. They can't even say hi to us. They just get to watch.

Callius

42: is that shot taken from the South-West? I'm having a little trouble getting my bearings with it (namely

Slungsolow

you're badder than michael jackson

ToadTheMushroom

An hes bad.

You know it.

fightinfilipino

he touches little boys in their no-no places.


that's pretty bad.

The Otaku Suppository

Callius wrote:

42: is that shot taken from the South-West? I'm having a little trouble getting my bearings with it (namely

Well its from the harbor facing towards the city, you can see the Baltimore WTC in the foreground. So I guess the SE.

potatoe

The Otaku Inquisition wrote:

Callius wrote:

42: is that shot taken from the South-West? I'm having a little trouble getting my bearings with it (namely

Well its from the harbor facing towards the city, you can see the Baltimore WTC in the foreground. So yeah, the SW.

jesus christ...it took me far too long to realize you weren't talking about the otter

SmokingGun

the important question is: was dancingpenis.gif doing its thing when they walked in.

also: 'sup

The Otaku Suppository

potatoe wrote:

The Otaku Inquisition wrote:

Callius wrote:

42: is that shot taken from the South-West? I'm having a little trouble getting my bearings with it (namely

Well its from the harbor facing towards the city, you can see the Baltimore WTC in the foreground. So yeah, the SW.

jesus christ...it took me far too long to realize you weren't talking about the otter

But we are talking about the otter.

Jordyn

ya know, ya really should've been jerking off too.

Wrench N Rockets

The Otaku Inquisition wrote:

potatoe wrote:

The Otaku Inquisition wrote:

Callius wrote:

42: is that shot taken from the South-West? I'm having a little trouble getting my bearings with it (namely

Well its from the harbor facing towards the city, you can see the Baltimore WTC in the foreground. So yeah, the SW.

jesus christ...it took me far too long to realize you weren't talking about the otter

But we are talking about the otter.

Holy shit, they're not talking about the otter.

I though thought they were making shit up to form a conversation.

SmokingGun

Jordyn wrote:

ya know, ya really should've been jerking off too.

Only if it's to pictures of Quetzi. Then that really would be setting a bad example.

PepperSinclaire

Jordyn wrote:

ya know, ya really should've been jerking off too.

I concur; either do something properly, or don't do it at all.

As7

When I was working at a campus computer lab some guy tried to get me to look up goatse on the front desk computer, (which had a huge mirror behind it,) thinking he could dupe me.

I just told him I'd heard of it and got him to walk away.

Another time a guy tried to get me to show him how to scan all his ID cards so he could send them to his hot Russian pen pal.

I told him it sounded like a scam and his response was something like, ''oh, it's cool, i've been scammed before and I can smell them a mile away."

A week later I came in to work and looked at the front desk where we keep pictures that people forget to take out of the scanners and one of them is him posing without a shirt on in all his hairy obese glory.

What I'm saying is it could've been worse.

Phonehand

Homeless wrote:

you dick

Wrench N Rockets

I'll try harder next time then.

TankHammer

Back in college a friend of mine was leading a tour around. She sees me sitting at a picnic table and brings the tour over, talking about the sub shop and such. She asks me (assuming I'll help her out, being a normally nice guy) how the food is in one of those "Hello stranger who-I-have-never-met. Help me sell this to teenagers" ways. So I tell them.
"Subs are about the only edible food on campus that actually take meal plan. Occasionally the Pizza at the cafe is decent but overall they are only charging you meal plan to scam some more money from your parents."
She just looks at me angrily.
"Oh yeah," I continue, "This girl is lying to you. Everything she tells you is a lie. Get out while you still can."
I smile, she rolls her eyes, life goes on.

I personally think this is better than your forum/Iron Maiden story.

Phonehand

naporeon wrote:

FortyTwo wrote:

I love this image.

t OP I'm doing the same thing, right now...in my office. Only instead of Maiden, it's The Decemberists.

what are you some kind of fag

Wrench N Rockets

Kantankeris wrote:

Back in college a friend of mine was leading a tour around. She sees me sitting at a picnic table and brings the tour over, talking about the sub shop and such. She asks me (assuming I'll help her out, being a normally nice guy) how the food is in one of those "Hello stranger who-I-have-never-met. Help me sell this to teenagers" ways. So I tell them.
"Subs are about the only edible food on campus that actually take meal plan. Occasionally the Pizza at the cafe is decent but overall they are only charging you meal plan to scam some more money from your parents."
She just looks at me angrily.
"Oh yeah," I continue, "This girl is lying to you. Everything she tells you is a lie. Get out while you still can."
I smile, she rolls her eyes, life goes on.

I personally think this is better than your forum/Iron Maiden story.

Well then, why didn't you go make a post about it, Mr. Smarty pants?

FortyTwo

Callius wrote:

42: is that shot taken from the South-West? I'm having a little trouble getting my bearings with it (namely

Its from the southeast. If you look closely you can see the smoke stacks of the powerplant in the foreground in the lower-right hand corner-ish area.

Callius

FortyTwo wrote:

Callius wrote:

42: is that shot taken from the South-West? I'm having a little trouble getting my bearings with it (namely

Its from the southeast. If you look closely you can see the smoke stacks of the powerplant in the foreground in the lower-right hand corner-ish area.

That's what I meant... The Federal Hilly area. Or just east of it.

TankHammer

Wrench N Rockets wrote:

Well then, why didn't you go make a post about it, Mr. Smarty pants?

Because I'm not THAT big of a narcissist. I'm perfectly happy whipping it out after I see my competition though.

Plus the story isn't very interesting on its own.

Plus I just did post it, in this thread.

Homeless

Phonehand wrote:

Homeless wrote:

you dick

:

SOME KIND OF TERRIBLE EXPERIMENT GONE WRONG

Quetzi

SmokingGun wrote:

Jordyn wrote:

ya know, ya really should've been jerking off too.

Only if it's to pictures of Quetzi. Then that really would be setting a bad example.

I love how I am used as the example for all sorts of things.

Jordyn

EGO SEARCH POLICE.

J. Grant

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Jordyn

Was that an Emergency Broadcast System "COCKS DICKS LOL?"