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A Crime Against Humanity
Melding
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Today, the combined forces of Orikae, Cymril, and myself have unleashed a thought so terrible, I question the very wisdom of posting it here. It is under great duress that i do so.
Today at a local Burger King, I noticed that the list of "Angry" sandwiches is growing. What started off as a whopper variant, now stretches into chicken sandwiches. With Cymril i made a joke, "you know, one day you'll want in here and after the order, they'll ask you if you want to angryfie it. 'For a dollar extra we'll punch you int he face, with flavour."
We Laughed, the notion seemed absurd.
As we ate our dinner, the subject once again turned to "angry" foods. Once more, I made the joke "What next? Tge angry Milkshake? With pepper jack cheese, hot peppers, and fried onions in a cup?"
We laughed once more, this disgusting concoction could never see the light of days.
Finally our hubris got the better of us and jokingly I told Orikae to ask the clerk about such an idea.
We were fools.
"I have a strange question, but, in theory could you take the topping that make an angry whopper, and like, put in a milk shake?" Orikae stammered out, betweens attempts to not burst into laughter.
"Effectively, making an "Angry Milkshake" I injected.
The clerk smiled, humour abound "Well, it's not a blender, but yeah we could make that"
The jovial attitude in all of us dropped. This could be a real thing. They could make an angry milkshake.
The drive home was grim. Defeat hung heavy in the air. Our mere mentioning such an idea means that one day i could be made manifest.
History will reflect poorly on all of us for our hubris.
Tell me SE++, what terrible crimes have you committed that can compare to the eventuality that is The Angry Milkshake?
Today at a local Burger King, I noticed that the list of "Angry" sandwiches is growing. What started off as a whopper variant, now stretches into chicken sandwiches. With Cymril i made a joke, "you know, one day you'll want in here and after the order, they'll ask you if you want to angryfie it. 'For a dollar extra we'll punch you int he face, with flavour."
We Laughed, the notion seemed absurd.
As we ate our dinner, the subject once again turned to "angry" foods. Once more, I made the joke "What next? Tge angry Milkshake? With pepper jack cheese, hot peppers, and fried onions in a cup?"
We laughed once more, this disgusting concoction could never see the light of days.
Finally our hubris got the better of us and jokingly I told Orikae to ask the clerk about such an idea.
We were fools.
"I have a strange question, but, in theory could you take the topping that make an angry whopper, and like, put in a milk shake?" Orikae stammered out, betweens attempts to not burst into laughter.
"Effectively, making an "Angry Milkshake" I injected.
The clerk smiled, humour abound "Well, it's not a blender, but yeah we could make that"
The jovial attitude in all of us dropped. This could be a real thing. They could make an angry milkshake.
The drive home was grim. Defeat hung heavy in the air. Our mere mentioning such an idea means that one day i could be made manifest.
History will reflect poorly on all of us for our hubris.
Tell me SE++, what terrible crimes have you committed that can compare to the eventuality that is The Angry Milkshake?
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What spring does with the cherry trees.
You are all failures, what the hell?
I think we may have salvation yet Orik.
YOU FOOLS! YOU KNOW NOT WHAT YOU DO!
I just had an angry whopper today in LA...
God dammit.
It's just a Burger King marketing slogan for "spicy," it's not an actual term anyone uses outside ordering at BK.
However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
Genocide Fries
Date Rape Fish Sammich
Chicken McNuggets
However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
It's pretty much superior to a regular whopper in every way. They throw pepper jack cheese on it, spicy onion ring like things, smother some chipotle sauce on it, and throw in some jalapeños.
Oh, so it'll result in an angry shit.
what could possibly make them worse I guess?
Dude they are called angry whoppers in the US! At least they are on the west coast. I have had them in LA, Portland, and Seattle.
I swear I don't like Burger King...
Rule 34 applies to everything.
Everything.
Angers me even!
And the look of that Whopper isn't doing much to help!
only available in japan
Satans..... hints.....
THE END
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I may be suicidal, but I'm not insane.
At this rate, our guilt will consume us and we will have a full report on taste and texture. As well as our recommended suicide method after consuming.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-yldqNkGfo
do you know what you've done?!
Caramel or chocolate topping with real nuts.
Dude you don't deserve that avatar anymore. You need something more fitting on account of wussing out.