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It's absurd.
Takes some guts or balls or something to go wild like that right off the bat. Especially if you have immunity.
I dunno, I could see him going far.
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But seriously, I didnt care much for the people on this season. So I am glad the rumours are pointing towards an All-star season up next. We need some more of the better chefs from seasons 5 and 6 back.
And I did watch up to the end of the quickfire challenge for the dessert Top Chef. Man 5 out of 6 male chefs are gay, what-are-the-odds-of-that??
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the editing has been pretty blatant this entire season which is part of why i think it comes off as worse than the others. also too much gamesmanship. last season they would assist each other to make sure that they were competing on their food alone rather than some bullshit.
About last night's episode
LOL @ the doctor pulling random stats out his ass. "This medicine has a 5% chance of being effective, you have a 20% chance of competing tomorrow."
What are "white trash tongs"?
Ed was still a dick. And a coward too, hoping Angelo remains too sick to compete.
This season is not winning an Emmy next year.
Make a vegetable dish. -Here's some pasta and pork belly.
Fairly amused that on the same night Top Chef gave their winner $125k, the folks over at Master Chef were handing out $250k to amateurs whipping up chicken parmesan and apple pie.
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The male cast sneezes glitter. All due respect to the rest of Bravo's lineup, Ellen, Will & Grace, etc., but this might be the gayest show I've ever seen on TV. I don't expect the word "please" to be pronounced in a single syllable at any point in the entire season.
Pastry Elvis cracks me up, but he doesn't have the voice down.
Yigit was the exec chef under Daniel Boulud. Pastry Elvis was the exec under Jean-Georges Vong. WTF, Yigit should be a judge on this show, not a contestant.
LMAO @ insisting on calling Jacques Torres "Mr. Chocolate", even to his face. It was like Borat talking to a black guy.
Dannielle didn't know that people eat curry for dessert? Really?
How does a special bed help with insomnia? Why would the house even have an anti-insomnia bed to start with? Mr. Insomnia should probably get that tumor on his neck checked out too, before it wakes up and starts yammering on about starting reactors and freeing Mars.
Angelo - I don't know if i could have accepted it if he won. Hung did a huge amount of work for him. I liked Hung's "I already have it planned out" response to tom and "my , I mean Angelo pork belly" lines. I think they also showed Angelo tasting his food and then using the same spoon to continue mixing food, even though he was really sick.
Top Chef just desserts is pretty terrible. I watched the whole thing but it really didn't hold my interests. I don't find any of the cheftestants very likable. Even if some of them were palatable I don't know if I can follow a show focused just on desserts, I like desserts but they are not as interesting or as rounded as normal Top Chef. Also there won't be a restaurant wars, or a wedding to cater, I wonder what some of the bigger competitions will be.
The gay factor on Just Desserts really is astounding. I wasn't really keeping count, but other than the guy who had the kid, did any of the other men come off as being straight? Take away some of the "fabulous" and put it back on Project Runway, thanks.
I saw this too. This shit gets to me constantly. He eats off the spoon and then goes right back to mixing with it less than 24 hours after he was so sick he was bed ridden during one of the biggest moments of his career.
Also(edit: one of) the flaming guy on Just Desserts BLOWING glitter onto his food made my jaw drop and I was glad when the guest judge called him on it.
That flaming guy (Zac) annoys the heck out of me. He's on a scale of 1-10, he's an 11 on the "flaming" scale.
I feel like with all the personalities, Just Desserts is going to be an absolute trainwreck. And I won't be able to stop watching it.
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Exactly, exactly, exactly this.
Also, on the desserts note, Yigit is dreamy.
hoping for a nude spread with artfully crafted desserts figleafing his junk
Stephen Asprinio; Season 1, top five
Richard Blais; Season 4 finalist
Jennifer Carroll; Season 6, final four
Tiffany Derry; Season 7, top five
Tiffani Faison; Season 1 finalist
Carla Hall; Season 5 finalist
Mike Isabella; Season 6, top seven
Jamie Lauren; Season 5, top seven
Dale Levitski; Season 3 finalist
Antonia Lofaso; Season 4, final four
Spike Mendelsohn; Season 4, top five
Angelo Sosa; Season 7 finalist
Dale Talde; Season 4, top six
Casey Thompson; Season 3 finalist and Fan Favorite
Marcel Vigneron; Season 2 finalist
Fabio Viviani; Season 5, final four and Fan Favorite
Tre Wilcox; Season 3, top eight
That'll get me back for next season. It makes me think that even the producers/whatnot realized that this season was a bit of a dud.
Also, did anyone watch Desserts? How on earth did Seth stay on? That was like by far the biggest meltdown anyone has ever had on a cooking reality show. If I was a contestant on that show, I would be generally worried for my well being since it seems that Seth is incredibly unstable at the best.
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And Seth... ugghhh. I just, the more I watch, the more I both want to smack him and hug him.
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Producers love drama.
Ed/Tiffany: I still think Alex stole the pea puree.
- Amanda: No, I saw him making it.
Ed/Tiffany: Shut up, liar.
The "If They Mated" segment looked like it was done with MS Paint.
LOL @ the chefs admitting how big a role their "helpers" played in the finale. "Hung was awesome!" "Ilan sucks!"
Alex had the best line of the night.
Andy Cohen: If we had footage of you making the puree, we'd show it.
- Alex: No you wouldn't, because it's not good television.
Andy Cohen flat out sucks.
Andy: Hey Amanda, what had you all hot and bothered while we were filming the opening? *wink wink nudge nudge*
- Amanda: Nothing, I was doing what your producers said to do.
LMAO @ "Timothy, do you still want to drizzle Padma?"
And I think Marcel will add just the right amount of je ne sais-asshole they need for good TV, without being over the top.
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Early money's on Blais, I still think he got robbed in his season.
My top four predictions - Jenn, Blais, Casey (from season 3), and...... Carla. I can't really see anyone from the first two seasons getting far - the show has come too far talent-wise since then (though I'd argue it regressed a little bit last season, but maybe that's just because every season 7 contestant was unlikable).
E: well Hung was in season 3 also, wasn't he? So I wouldn't say favorite then...
If Blais busts out Banana Scallops this season, he should be immediately called out for hackery. :P
But that could simply be because she kinda reminds me of Katee Sackhoff.
and if anything, I want starbuck to be a master chef.
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"Hi Spike, by the way, here are some frozen scallops you have to cook or go home."
"Hi wine-guy, those dishes you didn't cook we sent you home for not cooking? Yea, cook them."
Though it was nice to see Dale get himself "unfucked" in the words of Bordain.
And yeah, it seems like the first thing that's gonna happen is a genocide of early season chefs.
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I have to agree that I think the early season people are going to be the ones to go first. Especially for those from seasons 1 & 2.
I mean, compare Elia to Jamie or to Jen, she'd get blown away every single time.
hell, Antonia (who I love) can cook circles around Elia and Stephen.
So yes, I'm expecting early seasons to go first, but i also expect Marcel to be around for a little while.
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I'm personally rooting for Carla or Spike or maybe even Angelo or Richard
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