Internet rule 527: any sexual reference made in Cass' presence will be taken to the worst most descriptive extreme possible
i love this rule
Arch said, making sure his family members weren't around before surreptitiously trying to hide his erection. The erection was like a baby kitten: fierce, but small and not capable of much, though you had to be careful to avoid the pointy bits.
you guys are waaay too unashamed of sex and sex related things
I cover my naked body at all times
I have sex wearing a large knitted sweater with a picture of angry Jesus sown in
He shows the disapproval for the carnal acts my flesh is too weak to resist
Hopefully it's a double-sided sweater so angry Jesus can have two different facial expressions based on the position you find yourself in while he watches you make him cry.
you guys are waaay too unashamed of sex and sex related things
I cover my naked body at all times
I have sex wearing a large knitted sweater with a picture of angry Jesus sown in
He shows the disapproval for the carnal acts my flesh is too weak to resist
Hopefully it's a double-sided sweater so angry Jesus can have two different facial expressions based on the position you find yourself in while he watches you make him cry.
you guys are waaay too unashamed of sex and sex related things
I cover my naked body at all times
I have sex wearing a large knitted sweater with a picture of angry Jesus sown in
He shows the disapproval for the carnal acts my flesh is too weak to resist
Hopefully it's a double-sided sweater so angry Jesus can have two different facial expressions based on the position you find yourself in while he watches you make him cry.
Missionary upsets him, but cowgirl straight up enrages him
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Rear Admiral ChocoI wanna be an owl, Jerry!Owl York CityRegistered Userregular
This is something I wouldn't really know about, though I was always told (by the people telling you to use condoms) that it doesn't.
The way I've heard some people go on about it in the past apparently they must, but the odd time we tried it while using birth control I found it was better but in no way worth the risk, and ultimately it made my contempt for the sort of person who begs their girlfriend to go without grow that much higher.
you guys are waaay too unashamed of sex and sex related things
I cover my naked body at all times
I have sex wearing a large knitted sweater with a picture of angry Jesus sown in
He shows the disapproval for the carnal acts my flesh is too weak to resist
Hopefully it's a double-sided sweater so angry Jesus can have two different facial expressions based on the position you find yourself in while he watches you make him cry.
Same here. I mean don't get me wrong, it feels better without one, but it's like comparing a piece of delicious chocolate cake to a piece of delicious chocolate cake with a bit less icing on top.
you guys are waaay too unashamed of sex and sex related things
I cover my naked body at all times
I have sex wearing a large knitted sweater with a picture of angry Jesus sown in
He shows the disapproval for the carnal acts my flesh is too weak to resist
Hopefully it's a double-sided sweater so angry Jesus can have two different facial expressions based on the position you find yourself in while he watches you make him cry.
Missionary upsets him, but cowgirl straight up enrages him
Same here. I mean don't get me wrong, it feels better without one, but it's like comparing a piece of delicious chocolate cake to a piece of delicious chocolate cake with a bit less icing on top.
Same here. I mean don't get me wrong, it feels better without one, but it's like comparing a piece of delicious chocolate cake to a piece of delicious chocolate cake with a bit less icing on top.
Same here. I mean don't get me wrong, it feels better without one, but it's like comparing a piece of delicious chocolate cake to a piece of delicious chocolate cake with a bit less icing on top.
Wait what were we talking about?
But do you use a dental damn?
What is this, the Clinton administration?
lisa needs braces!
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YamiNoSenshiA point called ZIn the complex planeRegistered Userregular
you guys are waaay too unashamed of sex and sex related things
I cover my naked body at all times
I have sex wearing a large knitted sweater with a picture of angry Jesus sown in
He shows the disapproval for the carnal acts my flesh is too weak to resist
Hopefully it's a double-sided sweater so angry Jesus can have two different facial expressions based on the position you find yourself in while he watches you make him cry.
jesus likes the reverse cowgirl
Reverse cowgirl is awesome.
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Am I sharing too much?
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ThomamelasOnly one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered Userregular
Same here. I mean don't get me wrong, it feels better without one, but it's like comparing a piece of delicious chocolate cake to a piece of delicious chocolate cake with a bit less icing on top.
Wait what were we talking about?
But do you use a dental damn?
What is this, the Clinton administration?
Trying to suggest to people they might want to include some dental dams with their bag of free condoms was always impossible.
Kind of like the whole always use lube thing which we had to say (orders from the management, or something).
you guys are waaay too unashamed of sex and sex related things
I cover my naked body at all times
I have sex wearing a large knitted sweater with a picture of angry Jesus sown in
He shows the disapproval for the carnal acts my flesh is too weak to resist
Hopefully it's a double-sided sweater so angry Jesus can have two different facial expressions based on the position you find yourself in while he watches you make him cry.
jesus likes the reverse cowgirl
Reverse cowgirl is awesome.
...
Am I sharing too much?
no
keep going
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Rear Admiral ChocoI wanna be an owl, Jerry!Owl York CityRegistered Userregular
edited June 2010
Oh man, you know what would really suck? If you were in that hypothetical trapped-in-an-elevator-with-a-lady scenario and you two went at it, and then you came early.
Same here. I mean don't get me wrong, it feels better without one, but it's like comparing a piece of delicious chocolate cake to a piece of delicious chocolate cake with a bit less icing on top.
Wait what were we talking about?
But do you use a dental damn?
What is this, the Clinton administration?
That reminds me, I found this book in the local goodwill the other day
in the same bin as the bob jones university biology "textbook"
you guys are waaay too unashamed of sex and sex related things
I cover my naked body at all times
I have sex wearing a large knitted sweater with a picture of angry Jesus sown in
He shows the disapproval for the carnal acts my flesh is too weak to resist
Hopefully it's a double-sided sweater so angry Jesus can have two different facial expressions based on the position you find yourself in while he watches you make him cry.
Oh man, you know what would really suck? If you were in that hypothetical trapped-in-an-elevator-with-a-lady scenario and you two went at it, and then you came early.
you guys are waaay too unashamed of sex and sex related things
I cover my naked body at all times
I have sex wearing a large knitted sweater with a picture of angry Jesus sown in
He shows the disapproval for the carnal acts my flesh is too weak to resist
Hopefully it's a double-sided sweater so angry Jesus can have two different facial expressions based on the position you find yourself in while he watches you make him cry.
It needs something on the inside of the sweater, upside-down, like a picture of scary Raptor Jesus saying "give it to me baby!"
So when they're just about finished you can lift up the sweater and go "SURPRISE JESUS ATTACK!"
And really it would be useful for them too because after that they will never need to "think about baseball" ever again
Choco I am not going to stalk hot asian bassist and insure she consume the pill
it's out there at that point
my mans in her vagoo
the balls are in her court
You're just going to hit it and quit it? No contact afterwards?
Just get her number and straight up tell her that pill needs taken. Offer to pay for it if she won't go half in half.
This is a strange hypothetical.
Originally this was all for the lols but I now find it strange how trusting you would be of someone you'd just met
I can't think of a scenario where I'd sleep with someone and trust them to be on/take a birth control pill, if that person wasn't a long time partner who felt the same about having children as I did. And has been tested alongside me and shared the results.
Otherwise, condom all the time.
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ShivahnUnaware of her barrel shifter privilegeWestern coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderatormod
edited June 2010
I have... an intense dislike for condoms. I've never had sex, partially because the idea of wearing one makes me want to throw up, so I have to wait for a monogamous long-term disease-free relationship with someone who is on the pill.
So yeah. I know it's extremely irrational, but as I've just chosen not to have sex, it works out well enough.
This is something I wouldn't really know about, though I was always told (by the people telling you to use condoms) that it doesn't.
A little. Not so much as to justify not using them.
coolio.
Personally, I always prefer using condoms to getting pregnant.
I preferred using them to getting a nasty disease. But I'm also someone who gets an STD screen every six months.
This is awesome.
Before japan I used to get one before potential sexings with a new person and the regular 6 month checkup. The clinic in Glasgow is pretty awesome for this, and yet so many of my friends never really thought about it.
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protip: cut a hole in the watermelon first
What the fuck is this common sense shit
Also what if Asian girl has hepAIDStis.
Then you're FUCKED.
it's out there at that point
my mans in her vagoo
the balls are in her court
Hopefully it's a double-sided sweater so angry Jesus can have two different facial expressions based on the position you find yourself in while he watches you make him cry.
its like a puffer fish kind of
Doggy style is for whores
and dogs
I guess
pleasepaypreacher.net
A little. Not so much as to justify not using them.
Missionary upsets him, but cowgirl straight up enrages him
The way I've heard some people go on about it in the past apparently they must, but the odd time we tried it while using birth control I found it was better but in no way worth the risk, and ultimately it made my contempt for the sort of person who begs their girlfriend to go without grow that much higher.
jesus likes the reverse cowgirl
Same here. I mean don't get me wrong, it feels better without one, but it's like comparing a piece of delicious chocolate cake to a piece of delicious chocolate cake with a bit less icing on top.
Wait what were we talking about?
ladies
but that just makes him angrier
or order it at a sushi place
coolio.
Personally, I always prefer using condoms to getting pregnant.
But do you use a dental damn?
You're just going to hit it and quit it? No contact afterwards?
Just get her number and straight up tell her that pill needs taken. Offer to pay for it if she won't go half in half.
This is a strange hypothetical.
What is this, the Clinton administration?
What did they outlaws stairs and coat hangers in england?
pleasepaypreacher.net
lisa needs braces!
Reverse cowgirl is awesome.
...
Am I sharing too much?
I preferred using them to getting a nasty disease. But I'm also someone who gets an STD screen every six months.
Trying to suggest to people they might want to include some dental dams with their bag of free condoms was always impossible.
Kind of like the whole always use lube thing which we had to say (orders from the management, or something).
keep going
That reminds me, I found this book in the local goodwill the other day
in the same bin as the bob jones university biology "textbook"
i almost bought them both for the lulz
pics or it didn't happen
and then when you have her address smear nutella over her windows and lick erotica messages in the creamy hazelnut concotion and watch her sleep
Well I figured we could die any minute sooooo
wh...what
It needs something on the inside of the sweater, upside-down, like a picture of scary Raptor Jesus saying "give it to me baby!"
So when they're just about finished you can lift up the sweater and go "SURPRISE JESUS ATTACK!"
And really it would be useful for them too because after that they will never need to "think about baseball" ever again
Although one of you might need therapy.
Originally this was all for the lols but I now find it strange how trusting you would be of someone you'd just met
I can't think of a scenario where I'd sleep with someone and trust them to be on/take a birth control pill, if that person wasn't a long time partner who felt the same about having children as I did. And has been tested alongside me and shared the results.
Otherwise, condom all the time.
So yeah. I know it's extremely irrational, but as I've just chosen not to have sex, it works out well enough.
did
did you once do this to choco? :shock:
This is awesome.
Before japan I used to get one before potential sexings with a new person and the regular 6 month checkup. The clinic in Glasgow is pretty awesome for this, and yet so many of my friends never really thought about it.