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It wasn't that, actually; it was another internet story
But now I guess I need to read this one!
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I have these too. Every few years. Ever since University.
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I dunno for other people, but I think for me that kind of dream manifests itself most when I have outstanding issues in my life - for example, I'm preparing for a big move, I have a lot of loose ends to take care of, and lots of upcoming plans/events. So for me, those dreams are my brain's easiest way to deal with the feeling of 'oh man holy shit there is so much crap going on right now'
THAT'S NOT TRUE
THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE
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One night I couldn't fall asleep despite just having worked a double shift. I never have this problem.
At 2:30 am. I decided to get up and drink some orange juice and read something to try and pass out while she slept next to me.
I got to the kitchen and heard the elevator door open out in the hallway. Just for shits and giggles I thought I would look out through the peephole to watch some drunk walk back to his apartment.
I looked out the peephole and there was a guy in a black cloak standing there, staring at the door. The hairs on the back of my neck stood up and I thought holy fuck this can't be real. I stared at whoever it was through the peephole for a couple of minutes, I even kicked at the door but the guy wouldn't budge.
I quickly returned to the bedroom to get my clothes on and my girlfriend woke up and I said SOMEONE IS STANDING AT YOUR DOOR.
Dude was gone.
The freakiest part of it was that he had probably been doing it for years, I just randomly happened to catch him.
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And you were gonna stay up every night in case it happened again
yes. He never came back, not on my watch anyway.
months after we broke up she said that a cab driver in the building got up early to start his car and he noticed a large black man with two duffle bags standing in front of this door, staring at it. He was half-asleep and thought nothing of it--probably just waiting for someone to let him in--until he was driving and realized that it was two young girls that lived there alone.
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Still, there was a moment when all those childhood fears I had rationally talked myself out of over the years came flooding back and I though this is fucking real all that shit is real.
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Still would have scared the shit out of me at that hour.
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2. Camp stove explosion (white gas or butane)
3. Fall while climbing rock
4. Fall while downclimbing rock
5. Fall while ascending rope
6. Fall while rappelling (descending rope)
7. Rockfall
8. Dig or tunnel collapse
9. Unplanned detachment from rebelay
10. Failure to complete change from rappel to ascent, and vice versa
11. Prusik knots jammed
12. Prusik knots won’t grip
13. Ascenders slip on muddy, wet, or icy rope (this one almost got me on a 250-foot drop)
14. Strangulation in vertical gear
15. Fall from losing grip on handline
16. Rope anchor failure
17. Rope failure
18. Rope cut by falling rock
19. Ladder failure
20. Uncontrolled rappel
21. Harness carabiner opens during rappel (as with Chris Yeager)
22.Rappel shunt (emergency brake) defeated during rappel
23. Unwanted rappel shunt activation
24. Rappel off end of rope (as with Alexander Karabikhin)
25. Drop rope
26. Rope recoils out of reach after rappel
27. Rappel into pit without ascent gear
28. Foot hang
29. Chemical contamination of rope
30. Animals eat rope
31. Rappel rack nut falls off
32. Hair caught in rappel rack
33. Clothing or chinstrap caught in rappel rack
34. Sewn sling tears
35. Exhaustion
36. Hypothermia
37. Drowning
38. Becoming lost
39. Out of light
40. Entrapment by flood
41. Entrapment by rockfall
42. Asphyxiation by methane, carbon dioxide, blast fumes, etc.
43. Locked inside gated entrance
44. Poisonous snakes and insects
45. Struck by lightning while in cave stream
46. Struck by lightning while talking on cable telephone to surface
47. Rabid bat bite
48. Bacterial or fungal infection: histoplasmosis, etc.
49. Hyperthermia (some caves are 130F)
50. Incapacitating injury
51. Incapacitating illness
52. Stuck in crevice
So in one day you could burn up or freeze to death, and then get struck by lightning that you never see or even know about because you are underground.
Also there is this wonderful thing called "The Rapture" whereupon you lose your shit and have to get outside right now, whatever the cost. That includes going nuts on your party, cutting ropes, smashing things, jumping off of cliffs, eating bats, etc etc.
"Those who have suffered from it describe it as being similar to an anxiety attack while on methamphetamines."
Non supernatural pure horror.
So I pretty much laugh at all this shit, and figure that it's a big (and rather distasteful) prank. Some story to scare me when we are boning or something ridiculous like that. So anyway, one night we had just finished up in the backseat of my car. We were not high on anything or drunk (as was sometimes the case), but we had been going at it for a while and were tired as fuck. I see this blue mass shoot past the car and down the road in front of us as I am putting my boxers back on. The thing gives me a cold chill. I'm thinking to myself, "man that was so intense that I am seeing shit, damn!"
So I exclaim, "What the hell was that?" She looks at me with the most serious face ever and says, "he's here, I can feel him." At that moment I swear my whole body went numb with fear. I look down the road and there is a giant (as in at least ten feet tall) blue glowing man with a giant beard and a HUGE misshapen thing on his head. He was wearing no shirt and fucking overalls. I can see him staring right at me and then he just vanishes.
Alright, so obviously I just saw that shit because of an overactive imagination and post-orgasm chemicals running through my brain. So I laugh and say, "Oh wow I am trippin' haha." My girlfriend looks at me and says, "I know you saw him." Now considering that she had only told me about the ball of energy form of this ghost, I was like, "Oh this is great, I will ask her to describe it and finally I will be able to prove the whole ongoing story as bullshit." So I ask her, "Oh yeah, what did he look like?"
And her response was, "He's a glowing blue giant with a huge beard, and today he was wearing his overalls and his hat made out of EYEBALLS." At that moment I completely lost it and started crying uncontrollably. I have never been so scared and terrified in my entire fucking life. I don't believe in ghosts or the supernatural, and this is the only time anything like this has ever happened to me.
Since then, she cheated on me and we broke up. I've never seen anything at all like it since. I still to this day try to think really hard about how she could have sneaked clues to me about what the ghost looked like without me noticing over time, so that I secretly had a mental image to go off of or something. But then that just sounds so ridiculous and I know it's not true. It bothers me greatly that I may never be able to explain what happened. I still don't really believe in ghosts. But my absolute faith in their non-existence has been shaken. If I ever see anything like that again that other people can describe to me as well, I think I may actually have to start believing in some kind of supernatural or inter-dimensional being that is able to exist.
All I know is, I'm happy someone else has to deal with this rape-ghost now. Glad it's not me.
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My best theory is that he was schizotypal and he had this delusion that by standing at these attractive women's doors he was somehow psychically communicating with them or leeching their essence or something.
That might sound nuts but I work at a psych hospital so it wouldn't surprise me if it was something like that.
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1) I am driving. My brakes go out. I cannot stop for the life of me. Then I crash.
2) I cannot stop crying. Not sure why.
3) I am in high school.
4) My mom is trying to have sex with me.
Wash. Rinse. Repeat.
He could be stomping down my walls trying to kill me, i would still laugh.
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Go to hell and die
Yes I have this. Except my brakes don't go out, they just barely work so I'm mashing them and mashing them and we're not slowing down fast enough and go here comes the intersection oh man stopped in the middle of it thank god.
I also have these weird as shit dreams where I'm trying to run, but I can't move fast enough on two legs or something, so I'm also using my arms to try to run/gallop faster. Man they're messed up dreams.
It was totally not a sombrero. Just a mass of something. If you had seen it, you would not laugh. Although I certainly couldn't see what the hat was made out of from the distance I was at. At that point I just pretty much believed whatever she said about it.
That I was posting on the PA boards
When I woke up my gf asked me what I had dreamed about
I told her
And she still had sex with me
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I drew that for gatsby
you go to hell for looking at it
:x
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Oh i'm sure to see it would be horrifying, and i would be scared until she said "hat made of eyeballs" then i would laugh.
But i'm broken so, I'm really not a good example of anything.
I also learned to not trust my eyes at night so i probably would have thought little of it at all. could have just seen a vague shape that your mind hadn't put together yet and then she said it and BAM! that's what you saw.
Not trying to make fun of you don't get me wrong, just the idea of a eyeball sombrero is HILARIOUS.
I try my hardest not to believe in this shit either but sometimes, just like that big blue guy story, people witness things that they can't deny but can't explain either. I don't believe in demons but something happened in my home town that makes me leery enough that I won't do certain things just incase. I also won't tell the story because it freaks me the fuck out.
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