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Retirement Plans?

lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
edited June 2010 in Social Entropy++
So in stupid pop culture news, Amanda Bynes has retired from acting at the ripe old age of 24

The star of such classics as She's The Man, Sydney White, and All That is calling it quits because she doesn't love acting anymore? What the hell, how can she deprive us of her obvious comedic talents? but thats pretty cool though, i mean, if you got the means, why not retire young and just live a life of liesure and relaxation?

Any of you dudes given any thoughts to what your plans are after you retire, when you've made enough to live comfortably, obviously? It was kinda freaky when I started working and started putting money away in a 401K, like damn son, that seems so far away. But 5 years later, i'm already counting down the 15 years i need to meet the minimum requirements of retirement. Sad? yes.

But yeah, I wanna buy a nice sailboat, learn how to sail (kind of an important step), and be one of those dudes that just hangs out at the marina or whatever, telling tall tales of high seas adventure.

So yes, tell me your dreams of when you're old and toothless and yelling at the young kids on your lawn (secret druhim thread? old joke is old)

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I wanna have sex with amanda bynes

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  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Shotgun to the Dick is all the retirement I need.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    now to become black

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
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  • FugaFuga Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    ^ what in the


    oh man I remember her show.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    you can't have all the chocolate to yourself pip

    DAMMIT PIP YOU'RE A LOOSE CANNON

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I've got my 401k and some investments, but I'm not sure I plan on retiring. I have too many things I'd like to do.

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  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Amanda Bynes retires as an actress to become a racist.

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  • SeptusSeptus Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I have absolutely no retirement plans, that is like hell of far in the future. It'd kind of depend on whether I was married or had grandkids and all that.

    But, I might be tempted to head out to my family land in West Texas and maybe do some mild labor to improve the house out there or some fishing or something. But I've got a long time to develop new hobbies that might totally change things.

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  • ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    I wanna have sex with amanda bynes

    i wanna have sex with you while you have sex with amanda bynes

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    now to become black

    ahahaha

    running blacks around these fools

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  • SpudgeSpudge Witty comments go next to this blue dot thingyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I'm going to work until I die

    Gonna pass away in the server room. No one's gonna notice until the smell starts wafting through the vents

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Amanda Bynes retires as an actress to become a racist.

    that's uh

    that's not racism

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  • Burden of ProofBurden of Proof You three boys picked a beautiful hill to die on. Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    hairspray was a fantastic movie

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    now to become black

    ahahaha

    running blacks around these fools

    anjin teach me

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  • SygnonSygnon Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Twitter and celebrities is always a good idea.

    If i was an agent the only phone my client would be able to use would be this :

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited June 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    I wanna have sex with amanda bynes

    i want Michelle Trachtenberg to eat some sandwiches and then have sex with amanda bynes

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    now to become black

    ahahaha

    running blacks around these fools

    anjin teach me

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  • Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I wanna thank my dad for his words of wisdom!!!! "the truth will set you free" one of his phrases I will never forget!!!!
    12:40 AM Jun 20th via web

    Apparently her dad is hundreds of years old

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    keith that is the business

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Amanda Bynes retires as an actress to become a racist.

    that's uh

    that's not racism

    Sure you would think that.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    The only retirement plan I've decided on thus far is having access to an outdoor onsen. Which kinda means living in Japan so that's a thing I suppose.

    Goddamn, no better way to relax though.

    monkey-onsen-japan-420x0.jpg

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  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Are those tweets just her getting into character for Hairspray?

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    now to become black

    ahahaha

    running blacks around these fools

    anjin teach me

    walt.png

    wait

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  • skettiosskettios Enchanted ForestRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I should probably start some kind of retirement fund thingy. Work is talking about doing 401k soon, but these things take time I guess.

    Really though, the idea of retirement just blows my mind..especially since I JUST started my career.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited June 2010
    Faricazy wrote: »
    The only retirement plan I've decided on thus far is having access to an outdoor onsen. Which kinda means living in Japan so that's a thing I suppose.

    Goddamn, no better way to relax though.

    monkey-onsen-japan-420x0.jpg

    my friends that went to Japan said at one hostel the door said "MAKE SURE DOOR IS LOCKED OR BABOONS WILL GET IN"

    it's both funny and terrifying

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  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Starting on your retirement as early as possible is the key to having a million dollars when you're old.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I've got a 401k through work, working on paying off my debts and then building up some solid savings.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Keith wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    The only retirement plan I've decided on thus far is having access to an outdoor onsen. Which kinda means living in Japan so that's a thing I suppose.

    Goddamn, no better way to relax though.

    monkey-onsen-japan-420x0.jpg

    my friends that went to Japan said at one hostel the door said "MAKE SURE DOOR IS LOCKED OR BABOONS WILL GET IN"

    it's both funny and terrifying
    was this in Nagano? that's the monkey park I went to. there's a little hotel right across the tiny valley from the park, they're all over the place climbing over everything. the hotel had an outdoors onsen and while we were chilling there, a monkey walked over and just climbed in. chillin' with a monkey.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I had a retirement plan once. But then I lost my job and ran out of money and had to pull it out and spend it on stupid things like bills and food.

    potatoe on
  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I'm going to flip my on/off switch to off

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited June 2010
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    The only retirement plan I've decided on thus far is having access to an outdoor onsen. Which kinda means living in Japan so that's a thing I suppose.

    Goddamn, no better way to relax though.

    monkey-onsen-japan-420x0.jpg

    my friends that went to Japan said at one hostel the door said "MAKE SURE DOOR IS LOCKED OR BABOONS WILL GET IN"

    it's both funny and terrifying
    was this in Nagano? that's the monkey park I went to. there's a little hotel right across the tiny valley from the park, they're all over the place climbing over everything. the hotel had an outdoors onsen and while we were chilling there, a monkey walked over and just climbed in. chillin' with a monkey.

    i think so

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Starting on your retirement as early as possible is the key to having a million dollars when you're old.

    time machine

    compound interest

    Faricazy on
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    potatoe wrote: »
    I had a retirement plan once. But then I lost my job and ran out of money and had to pull it out and spend it on stupid things like bills and food.

    pfft so irresponsible

    p.s. sup taters long time no see

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  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Starting on your retirement as early as possible is the key to having a million dollars when you're old.

    time machine

    compound interest

    I will start mine the earliest of them all. One dollar inside of a safe dropped into the molten surface of our planet at its inception.

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    if this whole coaching thing plays out then i will probably never retire

    i will just croak on the sidelines yelling at players throwing my clipboard around

    the downside to this career is that deer season is right in the middle of football season. seriously makes me reconsider my desire to be a coach

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  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I have the retirement funds

    No clue what I'd want to do when I retire though, maybe garden and bake, maybe make stuff to sell at local markets and stuff

    Oh yeah, I'd really like to travel. And maybe sail around the world if I'm not to old and decrepit by the time I retire

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  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I hope I don't want to retire.

    Because I will be a poor scientist who has no money anyway and will be uncovering the secrets of the universe.

    How could you retire from that!

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